Post by Hurricane on Jul 4, 2008 23:32:13 GMT -5
Teddy Long is shown on the screen. He thanks the crowd and says that there is an announcement. He says that tonight, the Pick-Your-Poison matches have been chosen. He says that tonight, by request of Edge... Christian will go one-on-one with Randy Orton! By request of Christian, Edge will take on Smackdown!'s resident saviour, Chris Jericho in a non-title match!
He says that to make this more interesting the person that wins their match will get to choose the stipulation at the Pay Per View. If the both win, the person who won quickest will choose. If nobody wins, the stipulation will remain as is.
In The Ring:
Jamie Noble is standing in the ring with a microphone in his hand. He tells the crowd to shut up because he has something to say. He says that last week he proved that even international heroes cannot defeat the "Redneck Messiah". He says that he has proven that he is not only the greatest Cruiserweight on Smackdown!, but he's the greatest Cruiserweight in THE WORLD!
He is interrupted by a crow sound as music blasts over the speakers. Billy Kidman enters the arena to a massive amount of cheers. He thanks the fans before telling Jamie Noble that nobody wants to hear him talk crap, people want to see him prove it. Kidman says that he's beaten Noble for the Cruiserweight Title before, so tonight will be Déjà vu for him!
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WWE Cruiserweight Championship: International Challenge
Jamie Noble (c) vs. Billy Kidman
A fantastic cruiserweight showcase. Kidman gets alot of momentum by hitting some nice, flowing moves. It seems he hasnt missed a beat. He superkicks Noble then hits an enzuigiri and pins him for a two count. After a few minutes, Noble fights back, reversing a hurricanrana into a sitdown-powerbomb. He pins Kidman, also for a two-count. Noble beats down on Kidman, but he fights back. Kidman goes punch for punch until he takes Noble off his feet. Kidman nails a tornado DDT and climbs to the top rope.
He pumps the crowd and leaps off with the Shooting Star Press. BAM! Jamie Noble moves and Kidman hits the mat hard. Noble mocks him by pointing to his head in an "too smart for you" kind of way. Noble lifts him up and nails a Fireman's Carry Gutbuster and pins Kidman for the victory after about 10 minutes of great cruiserweight action.
Winner: Jamie Noble
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Noble raises his title in the air before turning around to leave the arena. A heavy riff starts to play as the lights darken in the arena.
"A monster... has returned"
"The monster... is back"
"You can't stop him"
"You can only try..."
"The Great American Bash"
"Smackdown! will never be the same again!"
The announcers play it up, asking who they think it is. None of them seem to have any idea.
Backstage:
The Embassy walks into Teddy Long's office. They demand to be in the main event tonight and every other night, because they are THE main attraction here. Teddy Long asks them why they think they deserve it. Regal tells him that the American's that hog the limelight don't deserve it at all and that they are here to take it back, rightfully, for those who truly deserve it. Teddy Long says he will give them a chance to show the world what they have, but it will be at the Great American Bash. He says that after a series of qualifying matches, he will determine "Team America" which will take on the Embassy in an elimination match at the show.
Backstage:
Edge is shown backstage talking with the other members of the Alliance. Christian walks up to them all and they surround him. Edge tells him to get out of his face before The Alliance beat the hell out of him. Christian calls Edge a coward, hiding behind his goons. He says that after he defeats the "Entertainment Killer" tonight, he will make sure the stipulation is interesting. Edge tells the Alliance to take care of him, but Chris Jericho walks up. He tells Edge to watch out, because tonight, Jericho will save the crowd from the spineless, boring jackasses known as The Alliance!
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Mix-And-Match Tag Team Match Road To The Great American Bash:
The Undertaker and Matt Hardy vs. Curt Hawkins and Charlie Haas
A good match. After having the advantage for a minute or so, Hawkins and Haas display great team-work and beat down Hardy with many punishing moves. Hardy ducks a clothesline attempt from Haas and hits a DDT before tagging in the Undertaker. Undertaker clears house and gets alot of momentum. After taking them both out, he steadies up for a chokeslam on Hawkins. Just as he's about to hit it, Hardy tags himself in. Hardy nails him with the Twist of Fate and pins him for the victory as Undertaker stands, frustrated.
Winners: Matt Hardy and The Undertaker
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Hardy celebrates in the ring. He turns around and The Undertaker nails him with a massive chokeslam. Jeff Hardy storms the ring and boldly trades blows with the deadman. Hawkins, Ryder, Haas and Benjamin all join in and beat the two men down. After several seconds of getting beat down, Kane's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Once in the ring, Kane chokeslam's Haas, then Benjamin, then hits Hawkins and Ryder with a massive double chokeslam. He does his pose before turning around. Jeff Hardy nails him with the twist of fate.
The Hardy Boyz leave the arena. Undertaker and Kane simultaneously sit up in the ring. A bell tolls and the lights turn off and when they return about 20 seconds later, they are both lying on the ground unconsious. Haas and Benjamin are standing over them, each smiling and grasping a steel chair.
Backstage:
An interviewer is shown with Randy Orton. They ask him what he thinks about tonight's match with Christian (who is undefeated since returning) and his match with Chris Jericho at the Great American Bash. He tells them that tonight is all about business. He will take care of Christian, like he does with everybody who gets in his way. He says that at The Great American Bash, Jericho will pay for what he's done. He says that Jericho is trying too hard to "Save everyone" when he should be finding a way to save HIMSELF from the Legend Killer.
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Pick-Your Poison Non-Title Match:
Edge vs. Chris Jericho
The crowd goes nuts seeing these two men in the ring together again. Edge sticks his middle fingers up at Jericho. Jericho lays into him with a quick flurry of shots and then stiff kicks. Edge leaves the ring quickly to recover and stop Jericho's momentum. Jericho takes after him and chases him down. Edge hits a cheap shot and rolls Jericho into the ring.
He beats Jericho down for a few minutes, but eventually he fights back, reversing several moves. He hits Edge with an enzuigiri for a two count. Jericho hits several more big moves. He sets up for the codebreaker. He runs at Edge and jumps at him for it. Edge spears him in mid-air to the crowd's shock. He pins Jericho. 1. 2. 3. The match is over.
Winner: Edge
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Teddy Long says that his official time is 9 minutes, 53 seconds. But he also states that the time will not matter if Christian does not win his match tonight.
Backstage:
CM Punk is shown. He tells the world that he is soooo sick and tired of the Embassy's constant bitching and moaning. He tells them that if they want to prove their better than the world, that they know where to find him. He says he can beat any of them and he WILL beat them when he qualifies for a spot in Team America at The Great American Bash. He asks himself "why?" before answering his own question: Because I'm straight-edge and I'm better than you!
Backstage:
Batista is shown with an interviewer. The interviewer tells him that last week, Chavo said that if he messes with the Alliance he will get the beating of his life. Batista laughs. He says that he isnt scared of Chavo or The Alliance. He says that at The Great American Bash, Chavo Guerrero will be forced to taste his own blood after 'The Animal' introduces him to the Steel Cage!
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Eight-Man Tag Team Match:
Batista, Rey Mysterio, Hardcore Holly and Tommy Dreamer vs. Chavo Guerrero, M.V.P, Ken Kennedy and Ken Doane
A great match during the opening, 5 minutes everyone gets some time in the ring. Chavo breaks up a Mysterio pinfall and Batista takes to it personally. He brawls with Chavo out of the ring to the back. Holly and Kennedy exchange brawls on the outside, with Dreamer and Doane fighting in the ring. The referee has lost all control of the match by this point.
Dreamer and Doane take it outside, leaving M.V.P and Mystero in the ring to continue the match. Rey hits some good moves. He trips M.V.P over and he lands on the ropes. He runs the ropes and swings through for a 619. M.V.P dodges it. He pokes Rey in the eye and nails the Playmaker and pins Rey for the victory.
Winners: M.V.P, Chavo Guerrero, Ken Doane and Ken Kennedy
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M.V.P celebrates as Rey leaves the arena. The crowd boo him as he gets a microphone. He says he is a fighting champion and just proved WHY he is the highest paid athlete on Smackdown! and WHY he is the United States Champion! Teddy Long reminds him that there are four hungry wrestlers who are in the finals of the tournament for a match against M.V.P at The Great American Bash. He says that the Fatal Fourway match to determine that will be held next week on Smackdown!
Backstage:
Edge says that he beat Jericho fair and square tonight and that he will choose the stipulation for the match. He says theres no way in hell that Christian can beat his time. Hawkins and Ryder tell him that it makes no difference, because he's the "Rated R Superstar" and he can beat anyone.
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Pick-Your-Poison Match:
Christian vs. Randy Orton
As Christian makes his way to the ring, Orton attacks him from behind. He beats down Christian and throws him into the stairs. He laughs as he rolls Christian into the ring as the referee rings the bell. Orton drops a knee on Christian and pins him. 1. 2. HE SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!
Orton, extremely suprised and frustrated, stands up and signals for the RKO. Christian gets to his feet. Orton jumps up, Christian ducks under it and pushes him away. Christian hits a clothesline and two more. He grabs Orton and pumps the crowd up, before falling for a DDT. Orton escapes and runs the ropes. Christian leapfrogs him. He kicks Orton and tries for the Unprettier, Orton evades it. He jumps for the RKO. Christian catches him in mid-air and rolls him up. 1. 2. 3! he wins.
Winner: Christian
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Christian celebrates in the ring. Randy Orton has a fit and kicks the ropes before leaving, telling fans to shut up in the process. Teddy Long comes out and congratulates him. Edge interrupts and says it was a valiant effort, but his time was NO WHERE NEAR Edge's. Teddy Long says that Edge's time was.. 9:53. Christians time is... 8:42! Edge holds his forehead, extremely annoyed.
Long asks Christian what the stipulation will be for their Pay Per View match, for the World Championship. Christian says he will get back to long, when he announces the stipulation next week on Smackdown!