Tim
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Post by Tim on Aug 20, 2008 1:16:23 GMT -5
I'm not saying Slappy is gay, but I heard Liberace is suing for copywright infringement. Your sig is so wrong...but so right. Right Click--->Saved.
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Post by Bubba Ray DJ on Aug 20, 2008 11:28:22 GMT -5
Hey it's wonderful to be here at the WF Roast. I'd like to thank Dave Grohl's beard for paying to fly me here. By the way man, it's much abliged that you poked holes in the box before you sent me air-mail. I'm not saying he's cheap but my in flight meal consisted of a few triscuit crackers and a can of squeeze cheese. Only the best! Anyway, is Tommy Lee here? No. Damn, looking around I was under the impression he would be since this is such a Motley looking ing Crew. Hey word of advice, if you guys are out drinking later at the after party and Slappy offers to push your stool in for you, he's not being nice. He's trying to bone you. Nah, in all seriousness folks, Slappy's been in a longtime relationship with fellow irishman Patrick Fitzgerald. Yeah, alot of people don't know Slappy's also Irish, his name is Gerald Fitzpatrick. I heard their would be a big time celebrity here but I guess we'll just have to settle for Jack Specific. Jesus Christ man, you are like a real life Ace Ventura. I mean can you imagine what Jack's co-workers must think when he's around? "What the smells like dog urine and cat shit? Oh hey Jack!" Nah, I kid because I love...don't ban me. That's the other thing that is really hilarious when you think about it. Banning. "Oh no, does this mean I'll have to read 4 John Titor threads, 2 poll's about someone pet dying, and a thread asking for medical advice somewhere else?" Honestly, what kind of a genius would ask for medical advice on a wrestling action figure board? That's like a chick going to a mechanic to have her ovaries worked on. I see King Shocker is also in attendance. Nice of you to spend some time out of the WWE cave and get away from all your loyal subjects. King of WWE Hub is like the most hilarious thing of all time. Who or what do you rule anyway? A couple of threads on Spanky's gimmick change and daily debates on who the greatest worker of all time was? It's like some magical enchanted land from a Mother Goose fairy tale... if Mother Goose was a mildly intellectually- disabled midget with club foot. Nice for Booker T to come out as well. I'll save you the trouble of hearing his speech since I snuck a peek at it. Ahem. "9/10 Awesome paint job."
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The Doctor
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 20, 2008 13:07:07 GMT -5
Ah, Slappy. You and I are total opposites. I'm a Conservative, straight and can't stand to listen to diva pop. Basically, I am Moriarty to your Sherlock Homo. When I first met Slappy, better known as Chris Crocker, I knew he was a Democrat before I knew he was gay. But, when I did find out, it made total sense. I mean, who other than a Democrat would want to repeatedly somebody in the ass and so willingly take it as well on occasion? In retrospect, what would you expect? Slappy supports the Robin Hood party. You know, they want to steal from the rich and give to the poor? I figure Slappy just wants to wear the green tights. But, on a clear night, he, like Ronald Reagan, can see a shinning city on a hill. Unfortunately, for Slappy, it's Toronto. But really, I am glad to have Slappy around. He challenges me to not only argue my points but to have the exact facts to back them up. He's made me better at getting a point across and explaining it. He is one of the smartest people on the board and I am proud to think of him as a friend.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Aug 20, 2008 15:15:47 GMT -5
I see King Shocker is also in attendance. Nice of you to spend some time out of the WWE cave and get away from all your loyal subjects. King of WWE Hub is like the most hilarious thing of all time. Who or what do you rule anyway? A couple of threads on Spanky's gimmick change and daily debates on who the greatest worker of all time was? It's like some magical enchanted land from a Mother Goose fairy tale... if Mother Goose was a mildly intellectually- disabled midget with club foot. Who or what I rule is unimportant, as long as it's always remembered that I rule.
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Stinger TNA
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 20, 2008 18:10:08 GMT -5
Hey it's wonderful to be here at the WF Roast. I'd like to thank Dave Grohl's beard for paying to fly me here. By the way man, it's much abliged that you poked holes in the box before you sent me air-mail. I'm not saying he's cheap but my in flight meal consisted of a few triscuit crackers and a can of squeeze cheese. Only the best! Anyway, is Tommy Lee here? No. Damn, looking around I was under the impression he would be since this is such a Motley looking ing Crew. Hey word of advice, if you guys are out drinking later at the after party and Slappy offers to push your stool in for you, he's not being nice. He's trying to bone you. Nah, in all seriousness folks, Slappy's been in a longtime relationship with fellow irishman Patrick Fitzgerald. Yeah, alot of people don't know Slappy's also Irish, his name is Gerald Fitzpatrick. I heard their would be a big time celebrity here but I guess we'll just have to settle for Jack Specific. Jesus Christ man, you are like a real life Ace Ventura. I mean can you imagine what Jack's co-workers must think when he's around? "What the smells like dog urine and cat ****? Oh hey Jack!" Nah, I kid because I love...don't ban me. That's the other thing that is really hilarious when you think about it. Banning. "Oh no, does this mean I'll have to read 4 John Titor threads, 2 poll's about someone pet dying, and a thread asking for medical advice somewhere else?" Honestly, what kind of a genius would ask for medical advice on a wrestling action figure board? That's like a chick going to a mechanic to have her ovaries worked on. I see King Shocker is also in attendance. Nice of you to spend some time out of the WWE cave and get away from all your loyal subjects. King of WWE Hub is like the most hilarious thing of all time. Who or what do you rule anyway? A couple of threads on Spanky's gimmick change and daily debates on who the greatest worker of all time was? It's like some magical enchanted land from a Mother Goose fairy tale... if Mother Goose was a mildly intellectually- disabled midget with club foot. Nice for Booker T to come out as well. I'll save you the trouble of hearing his speech since I snuck a peek at it. Ahem. "9/10 Awesome paint job." Not going to lie: Best Post So Far. I say tonight we roast TRW. I think it should be more like Bubba did, and roast everyone here and save the honoree for last, with the best and the biggest jokes.
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The Doctor
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 20, 2008 18:11:05 GMT -5
Ah yes, King Shocker. The Randall Graves of WF. "I firmly believe in a ruling class. Especially since I rule."
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Aug 20, 2008 18:16:10 GMT -5
TRW claims Ashley Massaro to be one of the most attractive women on earth.
It was actually part of the divorce settlement...his wife said he could skip alimony as long as he forgoes his taste in women.
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Stinger TNA
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 20, 2008 18:21:16 GMT -5
TRW is the man ho claimed if Rocky vs Rambo happened the world would explode. I mean, I'm sure that if Sly Stallone went off against one of Jack's greyhounds it would cause armageddon.
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Post by jayjayjames on Aug 20, 2008 18:29:56 GMT -5
Slappys favorite football team is the Green Bay Fudgepackers.
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Aug 20, 2008 18:31:35 GMT -5
Did Saddam roast you in Iraq?
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Post by Epic Z on Aug 20, 2008 18:35:01 GMT -5
I know I just joined but i have enough common sense to see that TRW will pick a fight with newbs ( ) any day. He also wouldn't mind beating the **** outta of a little kid that had a bag of chips if he was hungry. Good ol TRW....
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Post by Hollywood Asia on Aug 20, 2008 20:03:54 GMT -5
Remember when we had a WF Roast years ago? It was around the time of Carson Daily's roast on MTV I believe... Of course you wouldn't, newbs Hey, i don't either
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Aug 20, 2008 20:06:40 GMT -5
Hey, Asia's here!
Hollywood Asia loves Asian women so much that me, Woody Allen, Maury Povich, and the 5 Bankers got together and decided to make him an honorary Jew.
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Post by khalicantwrestle on Aug 20, 2008 20:39:22 GMT -5
Slappy was pissed when he found out he couldn't visit California for the summer. I think it sucks too
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Stinger TNA
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 20, 2008 21:20:27 GMT -5
This has to be the best thread in history. Better than that one thread where two guys picked teams for no reason at all
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Stinger TNA
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 20, 2008 21:21:51 GMT -5
Slappys favorite football team is the Green Bay Fudgepackers. Did you find this out while you were chatting with him when you were "stationed in Iraq" or was it when you talked to him when you were "a girl in england"?
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Post by btdwnf on Aug 20, 2008 21:32:38 GMT -5
Slappys favorite football team is the Green Bay Fudgepackers. Did you find this out while you were chatting with him when you were "stationed in Iraq" or was it when you talked to him when you were "a girl in england"? owned
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Post by jayjayjames on Aug 20, 2008 21:49:10 GMT -5
Slappys favorite football team is the Green Bay Fudgepackers. Did you find this out while you were chatting with him when you were "stationed in Iraq" or was it when you talked to him when you were "a girl in england"? I can haz roast?
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Stinger TNA
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Post by Stinger TNA on Aug 20, 2008 21:50:28 GMT -5
Well since Jay Jay James is only fueling an arguement, let's move on.
ITS TIME FOR TRW TO BE ROASTED!!!!!!!!!
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Post by btdwnf on Aug 20, 2008 21:51:43 GMT -5
Well since Jay Jay James is only fueling an arguement, let's move on. ITS TIME FOR TRW TO BE ROASTED!!!!!!!!! I toghut he was ?
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