Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 23:12:29 GMT -5
A banter Nexus would be a bad thing. The only one of you that will have anything going for you afterwards is Wade Steben, Heath Colter, and whoever Skip Sheffield is. Bryan was only in it one night so I don't know if he counts or not I called Wade dammit. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 23:11:22 GMT -5
oh. You are like what, 3-4 months late to voice that complaint during the whole TD fiasco. Maybe you could complain about Colt, but Steben and I have been here since the very begining of Jan. (i think I predate page 30) Even James declaired this the GOAT banter. It's all better when we don't worry about factions and seniority and just have fun. Oh throw me under the goddamn banter bus Banter has a bus? BOYS, We're moving up in the world! |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 23:10:31 GMT -5
Yep, I misread what you wrote. Damn dyslexia Sexy Sly damn. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:47:26 GMT -5
If we're nexus I call Michael McGillicutty. Wade Barrett. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:29:21 GMT -5
So after reading the past few pages of banter. I've realized that the new guys are taking over. We officially have a banter nexus "WE WALK ALONE, IN THE UNKNOWN..." |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:29:02 GMT -5
YOU'RE NOT A DUCK, YOU'RE A CHICKEN! Hey. I'm one of the few guys doing promos (writing and acting) and putting them up for all to see. I realize you are mostly joking Remember when I acted like I was you? "Listen here saint you sick, psychotic freak" *in a low voice* |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:09:47 GMT -5
I'm back @benurich
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:09:14 GMT -5
Barely. Just a few more times and I'll be tied with him. How are ye? Why ye never text me back, ye? I said the last thing. And I still have that migraine. Oh. Be right back. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:07:18 GMT -5
Bud, I have retired more times than Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, and Brett Farve have combined. Terry Funk's still got you beat. Barely. Just a few more times and I'll be tied with him. How are ye? Why ye never text me back, ye? |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:06:18 GMT -5
You just can't stay gone, can you? He's getting gone. You guys want me gone. Now I must win BWF title. *plans promo* |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:05:48 GMT -5
I'm 270 and I'm only 2 inches taller.. *cries louder* You just can't stay gone, can you? Bud, I have retired more times than Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, and Brett Farve have combined. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:05:12 GMT -5
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead MAMA LIFE HAS JUUUUUST BEGIN BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALLLLLL AWAYYYYY Oo ooah oo. *background* Whatever way the wind blows* |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 22:03:34 GMT -5
1. you aren't fat 2. 6 even Wtf..same height. *cries* I'm 270 and I'm only 2 inches taller.. *cries louder* |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 16:59:21 GMT -5
No one cares about my triumphant return?
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 12:40:31 GMT -5
If I may, let me create a setting for you. We are in the Banter arena at (insert show name), the lights are all out, the 21,000 screaming fans cheer comparable to a slight roar. The camera pans the whole arena as a red tint comes over the crowd, and a song starts playing (http://youtu.be/hiwgXVhVj1o) at the 38 second mark, a man walks out of the curtain, wearing a black hoodie and red pants. He bends down and touches his fingers to his lips and puts his fingers to the stage. He then slowly stands up..... ....... "Ladies and gentleman, you already know who I am. By god I'm  ing back and god damn better than ever." The man turns around to reveal (  ) "The Devilkiller is back BABY!!" The fans explode in a chorus of cheers as he makes his way to the ring, giving high fives and softly head banging to his theme song. He climbs up into the ring, wiping his feet off on the sides before stepping between the ropes. He puts the mic to his lips again as the music fades out and the fans die down. "Yes I know, I know, I'm back. I had some, well, I had some serious head problems, mentally. I felt weak and vulnerable, and was weak and vulnerable. I have been thinking and thinking and wondering and thinking and I have found myself. I have finally found me as a person and human being." He pauses as the fans applaud before continuing. "And guys, I really missed you. I honestly missed every single one of you as well as everyone in the back. I know that's breaking kayfabe but I don't care. I missed you Urich, I missed you Saint, and, rest in peace, The System, I missed you guys. Now that that is out of the way, I would like to tell you my intentions. My intentions are to be here, every single week and to stay here every single day and to work for you every single hour and to become the BWF champion. I would like to be placed in a legitimate match. I request, no, I DEMAND a match, a match where, if I may break the 4th wall, where we cut promos on each other and let that decide who wins. I don't care who it is, I want to prove I can be champion, and I WILL be champion." He drops the mic and steps out of the ring to an ovation of cheers and applause as his music plays once again as he exits the arena. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 9:17:15 GMT -5
One time, I was in the big city shopping and I saw a whole case of Elite 8. I was stoked as my toy store doesn't usually get the new sets in until atleast 1 month after they hit the states. Well anyway, standing at the counter was one of the most beautiful girls I ever seen in my life. I stood there in the aisle, holding my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in flawless mint carding, sweating and contemplating whether or not to go up to the cashier and admit my obsession to this girl. I knew if I went home, I wouldn't get the opportunity to pick these up for atleast another 4 weeks. But I knew if I went up to the girl, she would ask me about my "dirty secret". So I made a decision, I took slow steps up the aisle. With my Elite 8 William Regal in one hand, and my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in the other. I looked around the corner to see if the coast was clear before I made the big decision - I put both figures on the counter. I was ready for this. She smiled at me and said hey. I didn't say anything. I just sweated and looked as focused as I possibly could be. It was only then when she asked me the burning question; "Are these for you?" - I stuttered. I said "No. These are for my son." - I was 17 at the time. But it was the best I could come up with. She knew the truth deep down, but I stood my ground and held my head up high. I paid for the figurines, cash in hand and walked out the front door. Now every time I look at my Elite 8 Evan Bourne figure, I see little Evan smiling back at me, saying... "Good job kid." own your geekiness man. Own it! Any adult has hobbies and if they don't, they're not a very interesting person. What's it matter how attractive a girl is, if she has nothing in common with you? The trick is finding the beautiful girl who likes the stuff you like. Look at this, Schneider has a nice side. |
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 11, 2014 16:06:03 GMT -5
Just wanted to have the 100th post.
The truck was fake. Sigh.
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 9, 2014 22:52:08 GMT -5
I am officially leaving.
I think it's safe to say my time here is up.
I'm trying to become mentally healthy. I'm sick in the head, I think Steven can vouche for that.
I can't keep on the way I am. There has been an increase in suicidal thoughts, so who knows.
I'm going to go to a psychologist and see if there's anything we can do.
In the meantime, I'll be homeschooled.
No blades.
No pocket knifes.
So maybe I can get better.
I'll rarely (like once a week, or once every 2 weeks) I'll check the Funcreativewriting page. If you need me, just PM me there.
It's been a really fun ride, I'll miss every single one of you. Goodbye you all. Its with a heavy heart I say I love you all, and it's with a heavier heart I say, "Logan "The Devilkiller" Caudill has left the building."
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 9, 2014 17:08:39 GMT -5
Miss you guys
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Devilkiller
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 8, 2014 18:55:07 GMT -5
Update: got the pictures back with Matt. My nephew is being a dick with the Jeff symbol (No offense to the kid but he's kinda spoilt) anyway, here they are.  Action Shot!  Normal. |
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