The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 16, 2022 12:13:04 GMT -5
I have to get up at 5am for work, and I'm a nightowl. I ing hate it.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
Posts: 1,190
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 15:56:50 GMT -5
JC Sandbagging it because Joel Schumacher went over.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 14:59:55 GMT -5
Give me Poland Springs or give me tap.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
Posts: 1,190
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 10:12:36 GMT -5
Can't wait to see JC refuse to like the winner.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
Posts: 1,190
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 8:37:40 GMT -5
I just realized my shirt had the hand and microphone on it. I ing can't with you. God damnit. I was going to put it on the face, but didn't think it'd translate well enough.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 8:07:24 GMT -5
SYE treated like the absolute jobber that he is. less than 20 seconds.
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The Real Chillary
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Chillary since day one ish
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 15, 2022 7:58:32 GMT -5
IT IS NOW TIME... FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH.
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The Real Chillary
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 14, 2022 16:14:03 GMT -5
I would like to see JC do a straight line mission across his Walmart.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 14, 2022 12:41:26 GMT -5
I call horse hockey. Everyone knows MDT always signs his name "Your Almighty Lord & Majesty, Billy O'Goods" and only writes on sweat-proof paper with ink from albino seven-tentacle squids. I ran this by Matt Ryder and he says you're just jealous. Ummmm his name is ZACK RYDER, duhh.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 14, 2022 9:54:57 GMT -5
Did Zodiac ever show up over here?
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The Real Chillary
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 17:13:03 GMT -5
SHALL I LEAK THE RUMBLE
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The Real Chillary
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 16:38:01 GMT -5
At around a quarter to seven PM, I took about two grams of psilocybe cubensis mushrooms with another redditor at an undisclosed location. We then took the #135 bus deep into east Vancouver to see WWE live at the Agrodome.
When we get into the arena, the opening match is already in progress and literally everyone in the arena is chanting 'Axel sucks.' We can't figure out how to get to the floor and end up walking up and down the stairs several times before we find our seats. I see an elderly Indian woman in a John Cena t-shirt and my eyes start watering for some reason.
Xavier Woods enters the ring wearing a sparkly jacket. His entrance video looks like an animated gif image. He becomes my favourite wrestler. During the match, I experience severe time dilation as Hunico gives him a backdrop and then puts him in a chinlock again and again. I feel as though the match is stuck in an infinite loop and Hunico will continue to backdrop Xavier Woods forever. They do this spot for what feels like five or six times before Xavier finally backflips out of it and takes Hunico to the woodshed. Someone behind me yells that Xavier Woods looks like Richard Pryor and I spend a lot of time thinking about whether that was racist or not, considering he doesn't.
Any time anyone goes on the microphone, all I can hear is 'womp womp womp womp womp womp.' Tony Chimel goes on the microphone and says 'womp womp womp womp womp fifteen minute intermission.'
It is when Los Matadores come out around nine o'clock that I realize I am peaking. El Torito comes out and I begin screaming. I have never been as excited by anything in my life. I cannot put into words the elation I am experiencing watching him run down the rampway. I feel as though millions of years of human evolution and history have led to me being here, watching a small man in a bull costume jump on the ropes and wave at people.
'His face is shaped like a Pringle,' my friend says of Great Khali.
Fandango gets on the microphone. 'Vancouver womp womp womp womp womp dance,' he says.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 16:24:33 GMT -5
It was definitely stated that the last guy would be revealed today. I can't find where I saw it, but I definitely saw Thursday being significant.
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The Real Chillary
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Chillary since day one ish
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 16:16:03 GMT -5
His Facebook page has all the photos of him meeting celebrities Link? Did anyone read the story of him trying to meet SoCal Val at a TNA event at a baseball stadium? He asked for a photo, she said one second buddy, jumped over the fence, ran to a golf cart and jumped in and drove off. Amazing. Link? This is going years back, it was on his blog but no idea how i'd find it now.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 16:05:20 GMT -5
Did anyone read the story of him trying to meet SoCal Val at a TNA event at a baseball stadium? He asked for a photo, she said one second buddy, jumped over the fence, ran to a golf cart and jumped in and drove off. Amazing.
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 14:35:25 GMT -5
I can look out my window and see atleast three houses.
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The Real Chillary
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Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 13:46:14 GMT -5
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT.
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The Real Chillary
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 13, 2022 10:10:37 GMT -5
Snack Specific not giving out crumbs
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 12, 2022 7:10:32 GMT -5
Although this probably means mediocre Morgan is going to win the rumble (ugh), the right person won that match. Niven has already done more, looked and sounded better, in the short time she's been on RAW, than Morgan has in her entire paltry "career"... plus, Niven has actually got to where she is through hard work - not because she's a sympathy case. Also, I'm still not getting on the Bobby Lashley hype train - and still, after all this time, the man has trouble stringing two sentences together. Liv Morgan has more talent in her little pinky than Doudrop. Are you mad
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The Real Chillary
Main Eventer
Chillary since day one ish
Joined on: Aug 23, 2016 15:32:38 GMT -5
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Post by The Real Chillary on Jan 11, 2022 14:57:14 GMT -5
I could see this being dropped from The Entertainer. It's a very religious company who has completely banned things from being sold in their shops in the past (Harry Pottery for example) They still don’t open on Sunday Some of the shops in cities do. But only ones that do big bank. I only know because I attented an interview for them YEARS back, and it was on a Sunday.
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