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Post by Kyzer on Mar 4, 2018 12:02:05 GMT -5
So I am a liar. I kept rewriting and rewriting things last night because I couldn't get things how I saw them in my head, eventually I passed out from exhaustion, anger and drunkness.
I have never been great with deadlines around here and I am sorry for letting people down. Hopefully I will not have an anger stroke when I try to finish things but we will see.
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Post by Kyzer on Mar 3, 2018 20:17:28 GMT -5
I will absolutely have something in, it will absolutely not be before midnight. I am sorry, I am having creativity issues. But Frank will some kind of competition.
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Post by Kyzer on Mar 1, 2018 1:09:19 GMT -5
Well this place has changed a bit..making my non routine lurk. Interesting enough Not too much. You are still scared of me.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 27, 2018 16:35:14 GMT -5
Real talk, though - how's everyone doing on those RPs? I'm starting to see exactly why guys like Drakz greatly scaled back their character participation during their ownership runs, and I'm downright impressed that Rated R kept as active as he did for so long. Mine'll be done on time, and it'll be fine enough (considering the whole lot of nothing I've left myself to work with, story wise), but even now I can see I'm settling for a considerably scaled back effort as I stare down the barrel of everything else I've still got to do after the fact. I got about a quarter of mine done. But short of getting fired from my job, I don't think I am going to be able to finish it until Saturday when I get a day off. So yeah about that extension....
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 23, 2018 13:16:27 GMT -5
He recently got engaged to a rather plain looking student of his. I mean I hope he is happy and all but she is just meh. OK, am I missing a joke here? No joke there. I just think he is engaged to the most average looking woman in the world. It really shouldn't surprise me since he has always been so goofy looking.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 23, 2018 12:19:14 GMT -5
Pretty sure Drake Elias is sitting in Maryland teaching Brazilian jiu jitsu. Hahahahaha. He recently got engaged to a rather plain looking student of his. I mean I hope he is happy and all but she is just meh.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 23, 2018 0:26:19 GMT -5
when does the Daniel Sabat return? I miss Sabat. A lot. Hell, I'd settle for Drake Elias right now...though maybe not as much as literally anyone else. Pretty sure Drake Elias is sitting in Maryland teaching Brazilian jiu jitsu.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 23, 2018 0:23:15 GMT -5
Since you're the new owner, you and King Richius have to be next. I already did one back when I slept minimally and drank copiously. I buried everyone. Except me.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 22, 2018 10:48:29 GMT -5
Every active wrestler is the same size. All between 6'2"-6'4" and 220-245 lbs. 5'9", 128lbs. You're right otherwise. I wasn't counting you because other than this throw away match on this card, you aren't active. Pretty sure Bishop is smaller and lighter too.
You are the only midget in the group.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 22, 2018 2:58:00 GMT -5
Every active wrestler is the same size. All between 6'2"-6'4" and 220-245 lbs.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 21, 2018 15:30:07 GMT -5
We have little fellas?! You left that part out. Let me peruse the thread because I am intrigued now! Yeah, that's the brother in law character I mentioned in PM. He was my manager for about a year when my old character was a heel. Blast writing that. Also had a guy from Epic Meal Time in the story, and somehow sonstuds once worked Fred Durst into a storyline. We do some weird things here. Durst was my idea, not EBR's.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 21, 2018 11:25:16 GMT -5
'Cause seriously - who doesn't answer a PM? #rude Drakz on the regular.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 20, 2018 11:20:14 GMT -5
What's with you jabronis always renaming the National Championship? Don't you know I've gotta start a new table every time that happens? "X-Breed Championship". Who TF y'all think you are, TNA? That was a gimmick for one of the titles during the Drakz Kyzer reign. The champ could name the title what he or she wanted. I think it was because the title was originally called the Asshat championship. I may have it confused with the Ham Shank championship.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 19, 2018 21:11:16 GMT -5
I have a bachelor's in Philosophy, an associate's in Computer Networking and a semester away from an associate's in Accounting. I have never had a job that has anything to do with anything I studied in school.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 18, 2018 22:13:11 GMT -5
Justa Mazing was such a tool. His entire character was initially a rip off of Justin Credible but then pivoted to a rip off of Kurt Angle. After I beat him three times in a row he started blatantly ripping me off until I kicked him out when Drakz and I took over. F~ck him. I have been saying that for years about the Hall of Fame. Seriously, Yukio? He was awful for years and doesn't deserve to be in there. Ray Smith, Hellraizer, "Man of the Hour" Josh...they never did anything of note either except be part of the Johnny Michaels crew. I would even say that about Calvin Lee not being deserving but I loved that guy. I loved my New Epoch run but that stable only lasted like six months? We don't deserve it for that. Johnny Arsenic was Tyme's buddy who like Immune quit and came back more times than I can count. I also feel like he was involved in some kind of plagiarizing drama back before all that sh~t with Pierce Deville. And everything with the Young Gun Championship was one of Johnny Michael's stupid ideas. I remember I wasn't allowed to enter that tournament or the New Breed tournament because he said I would beat everyone. At the same time I couldn't challenge for the International title because he said he was building up to me and Drakz. But then he beat Drakz, so then I had to just sit here and face random people while he faced Drakz, Ray Smith and Master of Destruction in a four way match because for whatever stupid reason he gave me Smith and MOD were considered above me. He is the worst Brit I have ever had to deal with. Johnny Michaels and his sh~tty run as mod of this place is part the reason why I wanted to turn this place on its head when Drakz and I took over. Well him and all the other sh~tbirds you see on that Hall of Fame list like Destroyer and Total Apocalypse, a bunch of asshats. Kyzer history lessons are my favorite history lessons. <3 I crack on the Young Gunn title as often as I can, only because I, for whatever reason, was considered one of like eight "heavy favorites" (of probably eight people) to win the thing, which would be nice, except it was during my earliest, earliest run as Avalon, when I was switching pic bases more often than Demento. I could write a book on my beef with the Hall of Fame. Chief among my complaints? If it weren't for you, Shawn, myself, or Schneider, who's to say who 75% of those people are or what the hell they did to earn the distinction of having their name listed in an unformatted list beneath a barely formatted header? I mean, other than a sort of legacy list of guys who were once here who might have done a thing, it's not really much of anything, is it. Almost like no one would miss it if it suddenly just disappeared. Do it! And you're green. Congrats. bad guy™ didn't try a coup after all.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 18, 2018 19:38:00 GMT -5
Observations from tidying up the title histories: - In spite of what my signature may suggest, this fed technically only has two active titles at the moment (which, given our numbers, probably wouldn't be a bad thing if someone didn't have that sh*t on lockdown. - Speaking of someone, if I were a more vain individual and actually wanted to remain active that long, I'd refrain from defending the International Title until after April 29. Who can tell me why? - I used to think that the Drakz/Kyzer era titles were about as bad as one could name an e-fed belt, until I stumbled upon "The Enmity Championship". - For every title vacancy, the next champion's entry always contains a note detailing who it is they ultimately won the belt off of, as it wouldn't have been as presumptive as "the last champ, duh", except for one....in 2005, Justa Mazing (really? Your name is "Justa"?) vacated the World Title. The very next entry is a THREE HUNDRED AND FOUR day reign by none other than "the Movie Man" Johnny Michaels. No note. No nothing. That's a story in of itself for those lucky enough to have not been around back then. - Also, if I were a much more vain individual, I'd totally leverage the fact that a) I was kayfabe stripped of my tag-team championship under an entirely different (non-kayfabe) understanding as to how that would be moving forward and that b) as such, I've never lost said championship to completely and violently sh*t all over the currently listed longest reigning tag-team champions. I'm still not entirely sold on not doing this. - The Hall of Fame is waaaaaaayyy over saturated, and we have waaaaaayyy more than our fair share of Koko B. Ware-esque entries. - I'm absolutely reinstating the Young Gunns Championship. That being said, I hate "crown the first champion" gimmicks, so anyone looking to claim this title for themselves will be fully and solely responsible for tracking down and convincing whoever Johnny Arsenic was to come back and defend his honor. - Speaking of the YGC, the inconsistencies in the notated histories are amazing. Whoever created the YGC chided whoever came before them for not keeping track of when the YGC and the National Championship were simultaneously unified and retired (Jesus on a jetpack, the booking of this place sometimes...), in spite of the fact that the dates of this all happening are laid out in to-the-day specifics under the National Championship history. No wonder nobody's done this before me. Justa Mazing was such a tool. His entire character was initially a rip off of Justin Credible but then pivoted to a rip off of Kurt Angle. After I beat him three times in a row he started blatantly ripping me off until I kicked him out when Drakz and I took over. F~ck him. I have been saying that for years about the Hall of Fame. Seriously, Yukio? He was awful for years and doesn't deserve to be in there. Ray Smith, Hellraizer, "Man of the Hour" Josh...they never did anything of note either except be part of the Johnny Michaels crew. I would even say that about Calvin Lee not being deserving but I loved that guy. I loved my New Epoch run but that stable only lasted like six months? We don't deserve it for that. Johnny Arsenic was Tyme's buddy who like Immune quit and came back more times than I can count. I also feel like he was involved in some kind of plagiarizing drama back before all that sh~t with Pierce Deville. And everything with the Young Gun Championship was one of Johnny Michael's stupid ideas. I remember I wasn't allowed to enter that tournament or the New Breed tournament because he said I would beat everyone. At the same time I couldn't challenge for the International title because he said he was building up to me and Drakz. But then he beat Drakz, so then I had to just sit here and face random people while he faced Drakz, Ray Smith and Master of Destruction in a four way match because for whatever stupid reason he gave me Smith and MOD were considered above me. He is the worst Brit I have ever had to deal with. Johnny Michaels and his sh~tty run as mod of this place is part the reason why I wanted to turn this place on its head when Drakz and I took over. Well him and all the other sh~tbirds you see on that Hall of Fame list like Destroyer and Total Apocalypse, a bunch of asshats.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 15, 2018 14:26:04 GMT -5
Not to speak for him 'cause he may have changed it, but I always remember it being Stephen Dorff and being really jealous 'cause he wrote in such a way that he wound up transcending the base for me. Now I don't see Dorff, I just see Kyzer. This, 100% I have been such a big fan of Stephen Dorff since I saw S.F.W. in the 90's. He was so good in that, I always thought he played a great villain. So he was just who I pictured after I wrote my first RP as Kyzer.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 14, 2018 20:15:41 GMT -5
Kyzer Silly question: what is Kyzer's pic base? Not to speak for him 'cause he may have changed it, but I always remember it being Stephen Dorff and being really jealous 'cause he wrote in such a way that he wound up transcending the base for me. Now I don't see Dorff, I just see Kyzer. It has always been Stephen Dorff. I always thought he was so fitting for the character.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 14, 2018 0:18:07 GMT -5
I guess I can go this show.
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Post by Kyzer on Feb 12, 2018 21:16:00 GMT -5
So is this place on ice until bad guy™ decides to switch the mods?
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