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Post by Kyzer on Oct 22, 2017 22:53:27 GMT -5
Is he that super redneck rapper? Maybe. This tool:
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 22, 2017 9:43:35 GMT -5
What is the appeal of Post Malone? I don't understand this guy's hype.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 18, 2017 15:04:52 GMT -5
The best guys on the indies I like to watch these days are Jeff Cobb and Keith Lee. Did you see their match against each other in PWG? It was insane. That was the match that introduced me to Keith Lee. I knew who Cobb was from watching Lucha Underground. Now I watch anything I can find with either of them.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 18, 2017 7:34:36 GMT -5
I have always found WWE shows underwhelming live. I have way more fun at indy shows and the like. Definitely. The NXT road shows are 2 for 2 with me, but I think I'd probably pass on anything more than a main roster house show at this point. Chaotic is still my main squeeze - I've just been a little underwhelmed with their main angles as of late, and they're gonna need a bit more than the likes of Ryback or - ugh - Teddy Hart to sucker me past that. I never liked Ryback until his podcast which I now listen to regularly. He is entertaining on that with his co-host Pat Buck. Pat Buck's promotion, WrestlePro, is a good promotion with good matches. The only bad thing is they run in Jersey. Teddy Hart has always cracked me up. He is such a wack job. His episode of The Art of Wrestling was so entertaining. I haven't seen him wrestle in probably ten years though. The best guys on the indies I like to watch these days are Jeff Cobb and Keith Lee. I love how quick and athletic those fat guys are.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 17, 2017 18:17:10 GMT -5
I can't justify any "just because" shows anymore. The last time I did that was a Smackdown in April of last year. It was cool for being my first big production live show in 14 years, but considering the most memorable thing about it was a Flair line that got cut out of the eventual broadcast, it kinda put me in a place where I only wanna catch either something starkly unique, or something that's bound to be a sure fire win. Since then, my only non-indy ticket buys have been two NXT house shows and the brand split draft, which was underwhelming, but still gave me Rollins vs. Ambrose as a main. I have always found WWE shows underwhelming live. I have way more fun at indy shows and the like.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 17, 2017 15:55:43 GMT -5
EC3 and Eli Drake are pretty entertaining. Lashley is solid too. The rest is hit or miss.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 9, 2017 20:47:56 GMT -5
Last show I went to was Motley Crue in Miami on their final tour last year. It was great. There isn't any band out there now enticing enough for me to spend money to see live though.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 8, 2017 20:31:42 GMT -5
Y'all can blame the lack of results on me if you want. I committed to a segment on Tuesday, and then Wednesday morning my life just went into a whirlwind of sh*t to do and deadlines and all that. I'm bushed today and doing nothing, but the positives sort of outweigh the negatives in the end. Between then and now, I attended a meeting with the mayor, took part in a discussion on the opioid crisis smacking my city around, did a little exercise, went and saw Kesha, got myself just about all caught up at work in the midst of a mid year audit, made a 90 minute commute in 63 minutes, watched my wife run a 5k, ate some cider donuts, and today, I found all seven new Halo Top flavors and 3 of the new Polar flavors. Also I wrote that segment. We good? You are the busiest man alive. I had no girlfriend to entertain, no kids to entertain and no job to suffer through this weekend. So what did I do? I hung out with my bookie in NYC all weekend. I am up about 2 grand after a nice Saturday full of college football, alcohol and other substances. And today I spent around a bunch of Italian guys who may have inspired The Sopranos at Foxwoods casino. I have never witnessed people waste money like these guys. They don't f*ck around. Nonstop drinking and gambling. It was heaven. God I wish I could have been born a guido.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 8, 2017 0:11:32 GMT -5
What are you running for? Ward selectman. It's a formality, really - once upon a time they were the big cheeses around town, but since the long long ago when we switched to an aldermanic government, they've been reduced to local ballot officials, but it's a way to get involved at a municipal level without having to legislate 'cause I'm the last person in the world that needs to become a politician, so yeah. I need one more signature by 5pm tomorrow. If not - it's gonna be a long months and a half trying to drill my name into people's heads for a write in shot. And why do you want this?
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Post by Kyzer on Aug 15, 2017 10:28:37 GMT -5
Update, and not a good one. I came home last night to try and get some sleep. I've been staying at the hospital since my mom had her attack, only leaving to go to work. Last night I came home, watched RAW, got a shower and got some sleep. At around 4Am, I was called by the hospital asking me to come as quick as I could. When I got there, she wasn't in the room. She tossed a clot in her leg that they'd missed and this led to that, and end result, she'd had some sort of mini heart attack. I didn't even know those existed. I'm here now sitting in her room, they're discussing with her, her doctors and me on if a second bypass surgery I'd necessary. Flashback, she had a heart attack in 1995 and they had to do triple bypass. Came through swimmingly apparently (I was a baby) but she's still here. She's worried she won't make it out of this one. I'm keeping it relatively off of social media but needless to say I owe it to this place to at least type up something regarding why I am, effective immediately, being forced to retire from anything that requires immediate dependency. I let my job know that I won't be in, I let my Twitch community that I won't be able to stream for a bit, and depending on the outcome I'll have to let my PhD program know I'll need an absence if they'll grant it. I can't show. If I have to potentially quit school, I have to quit here. God knows when I'm coming back. My mom is literally all I have left in this world. She needs me more than ever. I have to focus on her, because without each other, we have nothing. I'll pop around in my free time. King Richius I owe you one ing insane main event level match. Drakz you owe me one last hoorah. Prophet of Ash I owe you a match as well. I'll do it, but not for a long while, friends. Thanks, Shawn Losing my mom was why I left when Drakz and I were owners. I really hope everything turns out brighter than it did for me. You are in my prayers.
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Post by Kyzer on Aug 12, 2017 1:03:57 GMT -5
My parents married each other because of the families they both came from. Typical old money stuff. After the lady got her "Mrs" degree, they got hitched and started popping out kids, 3 by 30 then stopped. It is a boring story. Are you from Westeros? Sounds like some Game of Thrones arranged marriage business. Hardly boring. Kinda like that. My family has money. My grandfather was an elitist, a trait he picked up from his father and passed to mine. My dad wasn't about to marry anyone who didn't have a pedigree. My parents were always up front about not marrying for love but for security and privilege. My sister followed suit and married some guy who made millions in the tech world. My brother knocked up some piece of trash from Tacoma and got banished for almost a decade. And I moved 2800 miles away from Seattle to go to college in the confederacy and escape that life.
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Post by Kyzer on Aug 11, 2017 21:57:58 GMT -5
My parents married each other because of the families they both came from. Typical old money stuff. After the lady got her "Mrs" degree, they got hitched and started popping out kids, 3 by 30 then stopped. It is a boring story.
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 5, 2017 19:06:18 GMT -5
I just watched the 3 IP Man movies. They are amazing. The Infernal Affairs trilogy is great also. Those are the movies The Departed ripped off.
My favorite trilogy will always be the Jersey trilogy (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy).
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 20, 2016 20:57:28 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of the D&D stuff even though I did chuckle at the thought of an RP within an RP. (A personal observation: Isn't D&D kinda old school and wouldn't a 21st century nerd be more likely to play World of Warcraft or Heroes of the Storm or some other online MMORP/PvP game? I'm not saying I would enjoy WoW fiction any better than D&D fiction but it would have a more current feel.) I find it interesting that between the SuperBrawl interview and this RP we have several different pictures of Hayes that at first seem very different: the guy who wants to make the WFWF fun again, the guy who wants to be great at something, and the stereotypical basement dwelling nerd who plays D&D and Pokemon. I am intrigued to see how these three sides of Hayes come together over time so in that respect it is a success as an introductory piece. Naaaah, dude. That brand of dork is a straight up roots radical. Sh*t like WoW doesn't replace the D&D, it just gives them another something to hop into from time to time. Source: I don't wanna talk about it D&D has kept up with the times. They release new editions every few years and are constantly updating things. And they aren't typically the same people who play WoW. It is a different crowd from my experiences. I only read this at first because it was you and I have always liked the stuff you have written. I dug the nerd aspect of this completely. It definitely called to another side of me. I won't repeat the same stuff everyone else says, but you are doing a character I have always been interested in doing. I applaud you here because this was really good to me. I will definitely be reading more of your stuff with this character.
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 18, 2016 15:01:51 GMT -5
I haven't read a full RP besides a few of Drakz's since I left. I read all this and found it really interesting. I completely understand the notion of having reboot things with an established character to keep things fresh. That was what I was going to do with Kyzer my last run before I lost interest with everything else going on in my life.
Good stuff here, Mr. Demon. You kept me interested all the way through which is difficult because of how quickly I get bored. I looking forward to seeing where you take Trace from here and beyond. At least until I finish things and wrap up Kyzer vs Drakz.
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 17, 2016 9:52:39 GMT -5
Yeah, I love Zack personally but I can see why some people wouldn't. Man. Going to BOLA is the dream. Me and my brother want to plan a trip state side just to coincide with it. I have been a few PWG shows and they have always been awesome. My favorite wrestlers all made their mark there. Two of my favorites are Joey Ryan and Super Dragon. Joey Ryan is hands down one of the coolest wrestlers I have ever met.
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 16, 2016 22:55:07 GMT -5
Right, so I've been lucky to have seen about all of 'em - WWE, WCW, ECW (the original product), ROH, and more than a few shows from this local trash bag promotion that featured its owner and booker routinely feuding with a guy in a f*cking Predator costume. I've never been at a loss for a varied, live wrestling experience. Last night, I watched a wrestling show in a movie theater. No sh*t - we've got this little mini chain around here that has this setup where you sit in the theater in leather, Lincoln Towncar seats at these big long tables and they serve you food and you watch your movie. It's a gimmick, but it's a good all in one bit. Last night, they decided to have wrestling. In the theater. Like, with a real live ring. It was wild. The theaters are like two tiered, so there's a bit of a pitch to let you still see the screen if you're toward the back. They legit just pushed the lower tier tables off to the side, arranged the seats facing inward, and left the upper tier as is, and that's where we wound up spending a Wednesday night. In a movie theater. Eating greasy pub food. Sucking down pitchers of soft drinks. Watching local, independent wrestling. The best part? All this sounds like the sort of trickery you'd expect out of your 5th rate, budget ass local promotion, yeah? This is the fed that gave you Sasha Banks, Kofi Kingston, and Damien Sandow. I don't even know man. Sh*t ruled, though. Man that sounds bloody awesome. Not been to a show for over 6 months but I did just book tickets to go to London for a Rev Pro event with Zack Sabre Jr vs. Marty Scurl (in a pay off match for a long feud) and also Shibata from NJPW is going to be there. That's all I know so far. I am probably in a minority but Zack Sabre Jr bores the sh*t out of me. I have tickets to WrestleMania in Orlando this year and I am pretty stoked about that but the thing I want to see more is BOLA in PWG. I am trying to time my trip to the west coast with that next year.
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Post by Kyzer on Nov 29, 2016 14:15:23 GMT -5
Mike Hickenbottom is a show stopping hack. If big name returns qualify a number one spot on his ranking spectrum, shouldn't everyone from #2 on down be bumped down a spot to make room for Obo? You are a great #2 to my #1. Don't take the shine away from that.
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Post by Kyzer on Nov 20, 2016 19:43:53 GMT -5
Doctor Who sucks. Worst. Show. Ever.
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Post by Kyzer on Nov 16, 2016 10:33:08 GMT -5
You know what I've always wanted to try? Is picking up some nobody character that was abandoned as quickly as their writer arrived and figured out this wasn't for them and just make them a thousand times better. Like Lincoln Dina - on the surface, that wouldn't have been a bad character at all if the writer wasn't a walking meat packing plant. I bet I could write a boss ass Lincoln Dina RP. Probably no one could save Andrew Carter though, since I think his writer was his character. He wasn't a nobody by any means but a couple years ago I was going to return and ghostwrite as Calvin Lee. The only catch was that I wanted Cal's permission and account, of which he gave me neither. Horror ended up putting him in the Hall of Fame anyways so that idea was killed, along with my creativity and dreams. I thought about doing the same thing with Immune and Shane O'Riley. Except I wasn't going to ask for permission. I was just going to do it because I could.
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