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Post by Kyzer on Nov 4, 2014 14:30:13 GMT -5
Kyzer, I know you usually do specific entrances for Zmey, just shoot that to me whenever you can so I can put it in the match. Thanks dude. Will do.
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Post by Kyzer on Nov 3, 2014 16:15:41 GMT -5
Kyzer or Slappy, I'll take the match unless you gents want it. Nope. Have it.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 28, 2014 11:02:09 GMT -5
This is a fun show. But with the stress I got myself under, it became one of those "Well if no one wants to bring their ball we can't play" things because, really, I dreaded results for a 20 person card when 5 showed. Trace and Ace can attest to that and I'm sure back in the old days Kyzer and Drakz felt the same way. It's a drag. /quote] Actually I don't. The majority of the people showed up for my cards and when they didn't, they either got thrown down stairs in drag or some other stupid done to their characters. Drakz and myself simply didn't care about the opinions of those who were in the fed that we ran.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 20, 2014 3:02:13 GMT -5
Beavis and Butthead aren't brothers. Have some respect.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 18, 2014 23:17:05 GMT -5
I didn't write it, Drakz did.
I enjoyed everything except the Schneider promo. I didn't really like the gun thing before and I feel like this is going down the same alley. I am actually surprised for the lack of creativity in what Schneider did there. When Progs did the same thing with Crowe bringing out a gun, I thought it was cheesy. Now Schneider does it and then sets fire to the ring. Maybe it is just me but I haven't been a fan of this chapter of The Lunatic Jew Story.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 14, 2014 22:29:24 GMT -5
Yeah, I didn't try with this. After I saw that Cam wasn't going to post anything, I just went with what I had.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 14, 2014 20:57:09 GMT -5
“The strippers would eat you alive and then f~ck you with a strap on.” ~ DMK
The Dragon’s Mind
I look at her and see a reason to live. The first since I left…exiled….
Delilah…
She is sweet and soft…was….
Delilah brought meaning to my life when I had none. She filled the hole that was created when I was ripped from the only world I knew. I had a hole, a gaping wound in my soul. I was full of pain every day. Each breath I drew in filled me with angst and heartache. Then came the fracture in my life with Borchu. His lack of trouble in assimilating into this new world caused a rift between us. He forgot he was my blood brother…
Then she saved me, literally and spiritually. She found me within the grasp of death and she brought be back from the brink. Her voice carried me through the abyss. When I came out of the mists, she was there. Smiling, with a tear in her eye…she didn’t know me. She saved a complete stranger. She stayed by this stranger for four days while he was unconscious on the verge of death. She held his hand and talked to him when no one else was there to do so. She did this for me and she didn’t know anything about me. I found a light in a world I thought only existed in darkness.
I knew the moment I saw those tears, I would die to protect this girl. I would protect this light….
Until I couldn’t…
Now all I have is…
DMK…the little general….
His army is coming together. It feels like organized chaos. His madness is attracting all sorts of people. He is building his army of selfish desire.
Now I am joined by a man named Sam. His history with DMK seems to be full of animosity. His reasons for joining seem paper thin. But the things he brings to the table are too invaluable to ignore. He brings an insight that the council didn’t have before.
I look at the man and see ulterior motives. But those motives don’t matter to me. Neither does the man. If the Thane wants me to work with him then that is what I will do. If the Thane wants me to decapitate him and put his head on a spike then that is what I will do…
The enigmatic, psychotic midget….
He wants the taste of gold. He wants the glory of having champions in his army.
So now the fury of his army is directed at Jason Garrett and Chase Landon, the WFWF Tag Team Champions…
Two corpses with gold around their waist…
But before that…
“The Dyke Queen of the WFWF” and “The Biggest, Wide-set, Vagina in the WFWF”
DMK’s names for Penny Shannon and Cameron Stone.
It doesn’t matter who I face. It is all the same in the vacant eyes of the Dragon.
I have no meaning, no direction except where I am directed to bring destruction.
I haven’t had any meaning since I lost Delilah…She was the last purpose I had in my life…
Now I only bring pain and hurt to the world…
The World is a simple place for me. I have a set of skills that only translates into one thing for me. I am nothing but a weapon…
Point… Aim… Fire… Death….
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Conversations with a Mad Midget
DMK: I don’t give a f~ck. I am going to have them both killed. I am man enough to take a whack but f~cking dropping f~cking rats? I don’t want Ebola. That is just playing dirty.
Ryan: You don’t get Ebola from rats.
DMK: I don’t give a f~ck.
DMK is standing behind the bar leaning against a beer cooler in the Bada Bing II. He is doing what he is always doing, being a gangster ass motherf~cker. Ryan Brockie, the Minister of Propaganda, sits across from him on the other side of the bar. Strippers and midgets are milling around the place as they are preparing to open.
Ryan: Well Tugarin and Samael will get their chance to destroy their lives here soon. And you will get the gold you want for The Army.
Ryan hated referring to their group as the KKK Army. He has just given up on that fight though. When DMK gets set on something, there is no bending.
DMK: It isn’t going to happen fast enough for me. I don’t want to wait.
Ryan: I don’t know what to tell you there. You have a match already lined up for this show.
DMK spits on the floor of his own bar in frustration.
DMK: Yeah I know. You would think that Stone would want to go and hide after the beating that Zmey put on him last time.
Ryan: However he isn’t. And he is teamed with one of the people responsible for Zmey’s only loss.
DMK waves his hand as if what Ryan is saying doesn’t matter.
DMK: I don’t recall seeing Zmey with his shoulders on the mat. As far as I am concerned, he is still undefeated. F~ck what some clam digger thinks she accomplished. Things won’t go down the same way this time.
Ryan: Let’s hope so. This whole thing with Zmey and Samael teaming up can’t blow up at the first opportunity. You need to build momentum.
DMK just laughs.
Ryan: I am being serious here. This could be a make or break moment for what you have going on here.
DMK: I know you are. But you see I don’t care. You want to know why I have faith in my boys? It is because Zmey is a f~cking killer. He has no better purpose than to f~ck up some pussies. Samael is a f~cking Satanist. He has The Devil feeding him black magic and all that bullsh~t. And worse comes to worse, I will just f~cking shot both of those two c~nts. I may be small, Ryan, but I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. I will not hesitate to reenact a Cannibal Corpse song on Stone myself and then choke out Penny Shannon with a f~cking ball gag.
Ryan has nothing to say in response to DMK’s graphic threat.
DMK: But to save myself the legal troubles, I will just let Zmey rip them both apart. I have other things to focus on, such as bringing myself closer to my monster.
Ryan: Meaning?
DMK: Meaning after the next show, I am taking a trip and Zmey is coming with me. You will hold everything down here.
Ryan: I am a consultant, not an assistant manager of a strip club and a deranged midget’s army.
DMK smiles.
DMK: You couldn’t handle the job of being the assistant manager to this place. The strippers would eat you alive and then f~ck you with a strap on.
Always the vulgar one Mr. Kent.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 13, 2014 20:54:59 GMT -5
My rp will be posted in the wee hours of the morning as I am currently being blown.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 7, 2014 19:09:16 GMT -5
I have read everything that Chuck Palahniuk has written big fan. My influences though for rping aren't professional writers. That would be people who I have encountered and read over the years in e-fedding. Writing an rp is different than writing a book I feel. Reading rps inspires me more when it comes to my writing here. I agree with ya Kyzer, writing an rp and reading a book are two completely different things. Admittedly, I have influences in rp writing, most of them are here. The people who inspired me the most were people I never competed with. During the Golden Era of e-fedding in 2002-2005, there were so many places to showcase rps and e-feds. Roughkut wasn't as lame as it is now, there was X-Net and another site that both served as a place to advertise, review and showcase anything relating to e-fedding. Now only Roughkut is around and it is a piece of sh*t.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 7, 2014 15:50:37 GMT -5
I have read everything that Chuck Palahniuk has written big fan. My influences though for rping aren't professional writers. That would be people who I have encountered and read over the years in e-fedding. Writing an rp is different than writing a book I feel. Reading rps inspires me more when it comes to my writing here.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 3, 2014 8:30:50 GMT -5
There is nothing wrong with that. Cold weather blows. Worst thing about growing up in the Pacific Northwest. Oh I get their reasoning. My issue is between six months in Florida and six months at camp meth, they're essentially going to be to my kid what my maternal grandmother was to me before she passed - nonexistent. I've got like a thousand cousins on that side of the family, and they all talk about what a great person she was and how she was the picturesque, all points grandmother, and I got to live in Texas for the short time she had left during my life and barely got to know her. For all my flaws, I consider family to be pretty important, and right now it just feels like my side of that is taking a royal dump on what is envisioned for my kid. I can understand that. All my family is across the country while my kids are growing up here not near any of them. I have found friends though that are way better for my kids to be around than my twisted family. I can definitely empathize with how you feel. I have found that family is more than just blood.
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Post by Kyzer on Oct 2, 2014 22:41:28 GMT -5
My folks have gone crazy and spend half their time at this drug addled trailer park and are planning on spending the cold months down Florida. There is nothing wrong with that. Cold weather blows. Worst thing about growing up in the Pacific Northwest.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 28, 2014 0:06:05 GMT -5
She is even more awesome when she is getting superkicked in the face by Matt Jackson while he is wearing a shoe with thumbtacks glued to the bottom. One of the sickest things I have ever seen. Sign me up even though you already know my schedule. That whole match was incredible. Candice was unbelievable in that, taking some insane moves. Young Bucks are also always fun to watch. You mean to say that The Young Bucks are the best thing going in all of wrestling. They are my favorite people to watch outside of the WWE now that Kevin Steen is signed.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 27, 2014 22:57:24 GMT -5
I too approve of the avatar change, Candice Larae is just awesome. She is even more awesome when she is getting superkicked in the face by Matt Jackson while he is wearing a shoe with thumbtacks glued to the bottom. One of the sickest things I have ever seen. Sign me up even though you already know my schedule.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 24, 2014 16:41:11 GMT -5
My ex wife smashed a woman in the face with a beer bottle at a bar thinking she was with me. I wasn't even at said bar, she just saw a guy with a Duke hat that looked very similar to me. Then in her drunken state, rather than confront my doppleganger, she just attacked the poor girl. That is the mother of my two kids. I should probably work on finding them a positive female influence. The main one they have will probably try to turn them into both into Norman Bates. Jesus. Well I'm pleased to say I've never been in a relationship with anyone that mental. Your story makes me feel a little better about those ex girl friends I'd deemed to be nut jobs. Maybe that means I'm the crazy ex? That is the only crazy ex I have. Unfortunately she is the one I am attached to for the rest of my life because of my kids.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 24, 2014 10:06:13 GMT -5
My ex wife smashed a woman in the face with a beer bottle at a bar thinking she was with me. I wasn't even at said bar, she just saw a guy with a Duke hat that looked very similar to me. Then in her drunken state, rather than confront my doppleganger, she just attacked the poor girl. That is the mother of my two kids. I should probably work on finding them a positive female influence. The main one they have will probably try to turn them into both into Norman Bates.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 17, 2014 9:28:56 GMT -5
I am smarter than the average Canadian though. Enjoy ObamaCare, Yank. Actually have private insurance that ensures I don't have to wait until I am nearly dead to get medical attention unlike some countries with socialized medicine. Best part of it, I don't pay anything for it. It is passed down because my father was in a union for 35 years. Eat a dick.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 16, 2014 23:54:05 GMT -5
I know three Christinas. I know 0 Christas and I had never even heard someone called Christa prior to your character. Christa's actually "modeled" off of a friend of mine. The last name I pulled from a random name generator. And as for Samael, Kyzer got the name a LONG time ago. He even recently brought it up again in PM when he wanted to know a little more about the character. So all of you. Heh. I am smarter than the average Canadian though.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 15, 2014 0:28:50 GMT -5
To try and be more like my hero, SYE, I am going to tell a tale from my existence.
I moved across country to go to college. I went to the University of South Carolina. I didn't have the intention of staying in South Carolina after I graduated. But I ended up married by my senior year so I stayed since that was where she was from. Two kids later, I found out she was a f~cking wacko. Divorce and 3 years later, I move to Florida since South Carolina is a sh~thole and I refuse to raise kids in the education system there. I work anywhere between 45-55 hours a week managing a restaurant. My degree is completely useless in the real world. Between work, kids and what social life I try to have, I don't have time to deal with bullsh~t drama. Especially when it is a woman who bails on the Mother's Day plans she had with her kids to go drink some of that Purple Drank or whatever the f~ck at some rap concert. So when she shows up in Florida, unannounced, at my job, yelling for my kids...well I lose my sh~t. What the f~ck possibly possesses someone to act in such a way is beyond my comprehension. She drove 8 hours to act like a spaz. I can't even imagine what would be going through her head during that 8 hour drive. Needless to say, one day I will tell my sons about the day daddy had mommy arrested for acting like a raging lunatic. Hopefully they will learn that crazy chicks are bad news. And the same goes for any dirtneck white trash from South Carolina which is pretty much the entire state.
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Post by Kyzer on Sept 10, 2014 11:23:54 GMT -5
And definitely don't major in philosophy because that hasn't done anything for me.
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