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Post by Joe Magnet on Nov 4, 2015 17:40:28 GMT -5
I didn't enjoy the pilot. It wasn't very good. The second episode was better. I don't like how she flies. It's too, fake. I'll give it the rest of the season unless it gets unbearable. However it's' definitely my least favorite DC show on TV right now.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Nov 4, 2015 11:53:25 GMT -5
That is hilarious. The suit continues to look f*cking awesome.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 25, 2015 9:14:11 GMT -5
Not much of a reader myself, however my sister is, and given she likes Sleepy Hollow (the show), she'll love this. Just added it to my wishlist for Christmas.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 22, 2015 19:56:09 GMT -5
To be completely frank, I started this a few days ago, and ended up forgetting about it until tonight. I kind of rushed the ending segment as is shown in the post. I'm pressed with time with schoolwork but I'm confident enough with this to post.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 22, 2015 19:54:09 GMT -5
Joe's NJ Apartment September 22th 2015
After a long night out drinking, Joe wakes up with a massive hangover.
Joseph F'N Magnet. What a f*ckin' boss. Jon Gotch had no chance I mean, when you're up against me, who does?
God I'm awesome.
A week later Joe visits his mom for dinner.
Joe: Yo Mom what's good?
Joe's Mom: Excuse me?
Joe: Chill chill it was just a joke. You see the show last week? I annihilated Jonny Boy.
Joe's Mom: You did alright.
Joe: No! I did good.
Say I did good.
Mom: You cheated, Joseph. You didn't do good. You cheated your way to victory and that's not a habit you should be getting into.
Joe: Why do you hate me?
Mom: Excuse you?
Joe: Cut the shit. Why do you hate me? All you have ever done the past 7 years is nag me and crapon my parade whenever you had the chance. I skipped college, I get it. But why are so god damn sour? I go off to wrestling school, I work hard as hell to pay for it myself and then I become a wrestler.
I go to promotion after promotion, state after state and start making a name for myself. I won promotion titles, and all I ever got when I came home was a bitch telling me I should go back to college.
Mom, I just wrestled in Japan! F*cking Japan, dude! And you're still telling me I'm shit. What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not sure if it's the menopause or you're just naturally a chronic bitch. Jesus Christ man at least show a little bit of support. Maybe just smile once in a while? I don't think you've even said I love you since I left for wrestling. Sometimes I feel like we're entirely different people. Are you even my mom?
At this point, Joe's mom is crying. She doesn't know what to say. Before she can get out a few words.
You know what? F*ck it. I'm out. Dinner was fantastic. Talk to me when you've got your craptogether. Sayōnara.
I learned that in Japan, dick.
A week later and neither Joe nor his mom have heard from each other.
Another day and still no call from good ole Mom. Immature bitch. Why does she think she can get in my head like that? I've got a strong mind. I can't be toyed with like that. Especially by a woman. That's absurd. I am unbreakable.
Ooo that could be a catchphrase! I'm Joe F'N Magnet and I am unbreakable.
Gnarly.
Joe heads to the local bar where he meets up with some regulars.
Regular 1: Hey Joe! What's cookin' boss?
Joe: Oy.
R1: I know that feeling man. It's a woman. It's gotta be a woman. Let me guess. Is it that hottie from down the road?
Joe: What? No I'm, I'm good man.
Joe spots a babe across the bar.
Joe: Speaking of which, who's that dime over there?
Regular 2: Her name's Lydia. Been here a week. She's only staying for a few more days. She's got family in Tennessee.
Joe: Oh tha- how do you know all this?
R2: I have sources. Anyways, go introduce yourself! Maybe you'll get lucky.
Joe: You're weird.
He walks toward her and takes out a five dollar bill from his pocket.
Joe: Hey, uh, I think this is yours. I saw it underneath your chair.
Lydia: Oh, thank you! But you can keep it.
Joe: You don't want it?
Lydia: I like to help out the less-fortunate in every way I can.
Joe: I'm, I'm not homeless, or in need of any money.
What a load of barnacles.
Lydia: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
Joe: No you're not. You're just saying sorry to get out of it.
Lydia: Why don't you chill out old man and get a job!
I'm only 26!
Lydia: You know what? I'm leaving. Stay away from me you dirty hobo!
Joe walks over back to the regulars.
R2: She runnin' away because she's excited to get ready?
Joe: Ha ha you're hilarious.
4 days later, the card for the next show, 'Borderlines' is unraveled.
Kali Kendall. Hmm. They need to start giving me opponents that I actually know about.
Joe: Siri, google, Kali Kendall.
Siri: Searching Google for, Kali Kendall.
Joe: Oh my goodness. She's a dime and a half. Look at that hair! And that bod, god damn. Let's see. Former career in modelling, blah blah blah, Playboy, blah wait- Playboy?! Nah nah nah I'll look at thooooooose later. hehe.
Seems like an easy night for me. She has barely any wrestling experience and I'm on a roll. Call me butter.
Jesus Christ I'm funny.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 19, 2015 18:02:16 GMT -5
Word, that's terrifying. I didn't mind Burt Wonderstone but I haven't seen Horrible Bosses and have only heard bad things about Vacation. Spider-Man strictly needs good writers or else it might flop. And nobody wants that to happen. Has there been a director announced? Does it even matter anymore with Feige practically being the director for all the movies?
I thought The Amazing Spider-Man movies were good, to be frank. I think Andrew Garfield was an amazing Peter Parker. The writers could have worked in more nerdy bits, but he was very good at being sarcastic and he had great chemistry with Emma (can't remember her last name). I'm hoping Peter's sarcastic in the reboot because as much as I loved the Raimi trilogy, Tobey Maguire was unbelievably nerdy. You need that Nerd:Sarcasm ratio at 1:1.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 17, 2015 15:42:24 GMT -5
The self-defense thing cracked me up. I like that they're having him tell jokes or be funny but sometimes it's very, I don't know, odd, maybe. It seems out of place because we spent three years seeing super dark Oliver.
I'm glad Sara was somewhat decomposed. She's been there over a year so it wouldn't have made sense to have her fully-fleshed and normal. With that being said, she looked gross! Not sure if it was CGI or make-up but she looked dead and it was great.
Anarky is a breath of fresh air. It's been awhile since we've seen a gritty, destructive, gory villain like that. Darhk is also looking great.
And Oliver running for Mayor?! Fantastic.
Season 4 is looking great.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 17, 2015 11:50:36 GMT -5
Just checked the creator's Twitter. Look at this beaut!
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 17, 2015 9:13:46 GMT -5
I completely agree with marino. We saw it in Avengers with Black Widow, and then in Age of Ultron with Stark. I don't want to see him do it with Thor. I understand having him in the movie since it's a set-up for IW and we'll need to find out where the Hulk is, however another good guy vs Hulk is just going to be annoying.
I'd like to see a Planet Hulk movie as one of those 3 unknowns(only if they occur before IW. I can't remember if they do). With Guardians obviously being in space, Captain Marvel being in space presumably, and then Infinity Wars, it makes too much sense to do Planet Hulk.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 14, 2015 18:21:42 GMT -5
I don't lnow much about Moon Knight. From what I've read he seems pretty dark. Looks promising. I think we were all already expecting a Punisher spin-off. Also don't know much about Spider-Woman but I'm a Spider-Man fan so I'll give it a chance if it's true.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 11, 2015 19:06:45 GMT -5
They aren't going to kill Felicity. The ending was intended to make you think that. If that grave is Felicity's, I'll cut my vagina off. You can quote that! [/TRW] While I'll quote it - I won't hold you to it. That sounds mighty painful... You're right though. I got the same feeling that they want you to think it's Felicity, but that it won't be. It's funny - I spent most of Season 3 and the entire break thinking "god I hope they get rid of Felicity or at least do away with Olicity". However in the premiere she was doing all things I agreed and was down with. Then they semi-teased her death haha Maybe it's a double twist? They make it so that it makes you think it's gonna be Felicity, but then since you think like this, you think it's not going to be her, but then they fool you again and it actually is her. Plus, why would Oliver be as sad as he is? He was going to propose, after all. Who knows. Maybe it's Dig.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 11, 2015 19:02:53 GMT -5
No kidding. I never thought I'd be this excited for a Marvel TV show on Netflix based on a character I've never heard of prior to the announcement of this show. Bring it on. I absolutely agree. I knew Daredevil was getting his own show. I knew nothing about him though. I wasn't really hyped up about it however, even though I loved the season. I'm the same way with Jessica Jones. I know nothing about her, and I know her show's coming. But in this case, I'm almost too excited for it. I know nothing about her character, her friends, her enemies, her powers, nothing. I'm a fan of David Tennant and The Purple Man sounds horrific. It's great. I get goosebumps thinking about it. Honestly.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 11, 2015 8:37:04 GMT -5
I said I think right after S3 ended that I wanted Felicity to die. The S4 premiere was awesome, and the ending is a good way to get people interested. If Felicity does die, then I could see Terrific being the tech guy for a little bit until they find someone else, maybe someone from the flashbacks? Who knows. I'm just glad that Felicity might die.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 10, 2015 9:28:16 GMT -5
I still need Ax & Smash
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 10, 2015 9:25:31 GMT -5
That RSE Hall is growing on my everytime I see it. Nice grabs. nWo photo op is gnarly!
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 10, 2015 9:18:30 GMT -5
I'd love an Inoki. There's such a lack of Japanese guys in the line.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 6, 2015 20:12:10 GMT -5
The newspaper suit is obviously completely different and I think most people know that. It will probably update a lot just like with the Arrow suit. I doubt we'll ever see that suit in the show, but one can only hope. Not sure if you watched tonight's episode. It just ended 11 minutes ago but They change the suit to the white logo and Cisco says that they changed it to the exact suit from the future newspaper.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Oct 5, 2015 23:27:40 GMT -5
I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere on the internet or in this thread. The Flash is getting a new costume for Season 2 and we all know what it looks like. If you don't, here: Everyone is so excited for it. Hell, it's awesome. But it isn't the suit seen in the future newspaper. This new suit, while it does have the white logo like in the newspaper, has a gold trim around the circle and the bolt is a metallic gold. The suit in the newspaper, seen here: has a plain white circle and no gold trim, with a yellow bolt, like the classic Flash suit we all know and love: The point of me saying this, is that eventually The Flash will get ANOTHER suit upgrade. Not sure if anyone had picked up on this and the show itself seemed to reference this new suit as the one in the 'paper but it irked me and I thought someone should talk about it.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Sept 17, 2015 20:58:28 GMT -5
No idea but I can say that they look freakin' awesome.
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Post by Joe Magnet on Sept 17, 2015 20:36:15 GMT -5
Getting a Arrow/Green Arrow tattoo the day I turn 18.
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