Post by Rated R on Oct 22, 2008 12:40:47 GMT -5
Coming LIVE from the Montgomery County Fairgrounds in Dayton Ohio
We're presented with the opening video package of WFWF Loaded, showcasing the WFWF talent and their variety of spectacular moves. Following this we're brought to a roaring, live audience with a plethora of pyro exploding at the stage. We're then brought to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.
Matthew Werner: Welcome Folks to WFWF Loaded live from the Montgomery County Fairgrounds in Dayton Ohio
Matt Steel: Hey, weren’t we in Ohio last week.
Matthew Werner: I think we skimped on travel fees.
Matt Steel: That’s the economy for you.
Tonight we continue the road to crowning a new WFWF Heavyweight Champion with the first of our two semi final matches.
Matt Steel: So let's get started.
Keri Thames: The following match is scheduled for 1 fall.
”Becoming The Bull” by Atreyu begins to play
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, from Radcliff, Kentucky, he is 6 foot 1 219 pounds, Kevin Michaels!
Matthew Werner: The kid's making his Loaded debut tonight.
Matt Steel: Wake me up when its over.
Michaels slowly walks to the ring slowly high fiving the fans as they cheer him on.
Keri Thames: And his opponent.
The entire arena goes black, then the cracks of Thunder and Lightning, along with the violin starts to fill the speakers and it abruptly stops. The arena lights come on, but the tron lights flicker with the beats of Miseria Cantere.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, from Flint, Michiga, he is 5 foot 11 and 230 pounds, Yukioooooooooooo Blaaaaaaaaaze!
Yukio Blaze comes out after a few seconds, with the crowd completely behind him. Yukio walks halfway down the ramp, following with him dropping to one knee to look over the crowd. Yukio kips up, then slides under the ring ropes, followed by him rolling up in the center of the ring as he crosses his arms and gestures devil horns with his right hand, while having his left fist clinched, as the song stops on, "YOU ARE NOW, ONE OF US".
Matthew Werner: And here we go.
The bell rings and we are under way here tonight. Michaels get the early advantage with a headlock. He throws Yukio to the ropes and gives him a vicious clothesline. Michaels goes off the ropes and puts a leg drop on Yukes. He covers.
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Matthew Werner: These fans wouldn’t be happy if Blaze lost like this.
Matt Steel: The fans are never happy.
Matthew Werner: These fans are the best in the world.
Matt Steel: Those are Yankee fans.
Matthew Werner: You mean Mets right?
We join the action back in the ring as Michaels still has the advantage. He’s on the top rope, Blaze gets up, turns around as Michaels flies off of it and connects with a shooting star clothesline.
Matt Steel: What the hell did we just see!
Matthew Werner: You know kids are watching this right?
Matt Steel: You can’t say hell on the air?
Matthew Werner: Not according to the censors.
Matt Steel: Damn it.
Both Blaze and Michaels are down on the mat, as the referee begins to count. Both men stand as the referee hits seven. Yukes goes for a Super kick to the jaw, but Michaels ducks, and stuns Yukes with a superkick of his own! Yukes is down.
Matthew Werner: Blaze is in a ton of pain!
Matt Steel: Look, it’s Thunder!
The ref keeps Thunder from interfereing, but Michaels goes over and screams at Thunder to leave. Michaels turns around, and Yukes stuns him with a Trail Blazer! Yukio goes for the pin.
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Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Yukio Blaze!
Matt Steel: Thunder stole one from Kevin Michaels.
Matthew Werner: Why would Thunder do that? Does he want Yukio in good shape for next week?
Miseria Cantere stops as Yukio is signaling for a microphone. Yukio breathes heavily, but begins to talk.
Yukio Blaze: I know what your doing Trace and it doesnt phase me one bit. Booking me in the opening match to take on a new guy. I have no problem with that because I was a certified curtain jerker when Drakz and Kyzer ran this place. You cant break like that Trace and another thing, it seems to be like your a puppet around this place. The Shadow Conglomerate is really running this place as I specifically gave you one awesome match idea, but you wont go through with it. Thats why you are being played from every angle. Now next week is the semi final match between Thunder and myself. One of us is heading to the finals with Reverend Shadow, because everyone here tonight can smell it coming, but I purpose another match for The Spanish Inquisition. I suggest having a one on one match with the two men that failed to make the finals. Saku vs either me or Thunder. Think about how many people would want to see a very brutal and technical match, between any three of us. Take your time Trace as I think you will need it.
Yukio raises his left eyebrow as the fans are cheering for what he said. The WFWF cuts to a commercial for The Spanish Inquisition.
Matthew Werner: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. As you can see, Jester and Reckless have entered over the break, much to the dismay of the fans.
A hard guitar starts playing as “Stand Up” by Trapt echoes through the arena, with many cheers and boos as Dave Williams and High Horror come out to the ring. Dave is beating on Horror’s chest trying to get him motivated, but Horror gives him a glare and Williams backs off as they enter the ring. Williams extends his hand to Reckless, but Reckless denies when the bell is called.
Horror is moving his wrists up, about to tie up with Reckless when Dave gets in front of him and tells him to get on the apron. Horror obliges.
Matt Steel: Williams is starting?
Matthew Werner: I’ll be damned.
Reckless and Williams tie up from the get go, but Dave is overpowered and flung into the ropes. Reckless attempts a clothesline, but Dave splits down away from Reckless’s arm, shoots back up, runs at his corner, leaps up over the ropes, tagging Horror in the process.
Matt Steel: Well, that was….innovative.
Horror laughs at Williams and enters the ring. Reckless throws many kicks to the side of the giant, but to no avail. Reckless nails one kick, but Horror catches Reckless’s foot on his side, puts his right fist into Reckless’s gut, and flips him up and over. Horror now bends his knees into a horse stance, waiting for Reckless to get to his knees. Reckless starts showing some life by getting to his knees, but Horror clocks him in the back of the head with a roundhouse kick.
Matthew Werner: Youch!
Horror picks up Reckless and drives him hard into his corner and starts stomping a ‘mud hole.’ Horror tags in Williams who goes up and over the ropes, hitting a mule kick to Reckless’s face. Williams pulls Reckless to the center of the ring and puts him in an elevated Boston Crab, dead center of the ring. Reckless, having no idea where he is, starts crying out in agony. Jester enters the ring in attempt to break it up, but the ref gets in front of him. Williams breaks the hold and picks up Reckless, throwing him into his corner and tags in Horror. Jester comes back in and is arguing with the ref more when Williams locks Reckless’s arms around the ropes and he pulls. Horror bounces off the ropes and drives his skull right into the chest of Reckless. The ref hears the grunting and turns around as Horror has Reckless covered.
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Kick out after a long two! Horror looks at the ref momentarily and then mounts Reckless, pounding his head into the mat. Horror picks up the broken man and whips him into the near ropes and Williams kicks Reckless in the ribs as he hits the ropes. The ref yells at Williams in their corner as Horror drops to his knees, giving Reckless a sickening lowblow then a DDT. Jester, having enough, leaps off of the turnbuckle and dropkicks Horror in the back, toppling the giant. Jester quickly rushes to his corner and leans foreward tagging a near Reckless. Jester runs in and runs right into a flying fist by Williams who is now the legal man. Both men get up quickly as Williams drops Jester with a shuffle kick. Williams, now mocking Horror, attempts a Gargoyle suplex, but Jester wraps his leg around Williams’ leg causing him to fall backwards. Jester quickly takes advantage, locking in a Jawlock. Williams is taking a tantrum in the ring because he can’t scream, his legs and arms flopping like crazy. He starts punching the back of the head of Jester, eventually making him break the hold.
Williams scampers over to Horror ho is willing and able to make the tag. Horror comes in and pounds on Jester for a couple moments when Reckless comes into the ring and charges at an about-faced Horror. Just as Reckless is about to make contact, Williams shoves Horror out of the way and gets snapped like a twig with a spear.
Matt Steel/Matthew Werner: What the hell?!?!
Horror, unsure about that occurrence, picks up Jester and sends him to the canvas with a chokeslam.
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Keri Thames: The next match is……..Wait a second, I’ve just received a note and, well, it’s not time for the next match yet. Ladies and Gentleman, we have a special guest returning tonight.
The lights suddenly shut off. Then we here a familiar voice.
?: I’m Back………
The crowd realizes who it is and starts to go wild and “Stronger” by Kanye West begins to play.
Matthew Werner: Don’t tell me……
Matt Steel: Could it be!?
The lights turn back on, AND HE IS BACK. DAVID ROBERTS IN THE HOUSE!
Matt Steel: Damn.
Matthew Werner: What did I tell you about saying that on the air?
Matt Steel: Damn, Damn, Damn.
David Roberts makes his way down the ring with his signature baby blue jeans and hoodie. He slides into the ring with a microphone in his hands. The crowd chants ROBERTS many times.
Matt Steel: Just when I thought the WFWF was starting to get better……..
Matthew Werner: Roberts is a young elite talent just wait to make an impact.
David Roberts: I’M BACK……………
The crowd goes wild. They eventually calm down, and Roberts begins to talk.
David Roberts: Well, I’m officially back in action. I left after an injury in a match with Saku, I went through rehab and all that, and I’m back. And guess what, I’m gonna make an impact. So I issue an open challenge to one of the wimpy son of bitches in the lockeroom that ever doubted me.
The lights shut out again.
Matt Steel: Jesus Christ, AGAIN!?
We here a loud bang, like a steel chair. The lights turn back on, AND SPIDER IS STANDING OVER A BLOODY BEATEN DAVID ROBERTS!
Matt Steel: Finally, some REAL talent in the ring.
Spider: I accept.
Spider smashes the mic over the head of Roberts as Loaded fades to commercial.
“The Carpal Tunnel of Love” by Fall Out Boy plays on the PA as Kronic and Tabitha Owens walk out from behind the curtain. Kronic stands there awkwardly, as Tabitha nudges him down the aisle. Kronic high-fives a few hands of the fans in a nervous manner before sliding into the ring and hiding behind the referee.
Matt Steel: How can a wrestler be afraid to get in the ring.
Matthew Werner: I don't know, why don't you get in the ring and ask him?
Matt Steel: No thanks.
The arena lights dim as the big screen displays a black and white movie style count down running from 3 to 1 before “Miss You” by Feeder hits the sound system and a small amount of white pyros explode in the entrance way. Seconds after the pyros end WFWF hall of famer Johnny Michaels jumps through the smoke onto the stage. Once out Michaels runs to each side of the stage in turn and waves his arms signaling to the crowd to get up before he then starts to walk to the ring high fiving and shaking hands with some fans on his way then, at the half way point of the ramp, Michaels runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope to enter it. In the ring Michaels leaps to his feet and runs off the ropes once to test there strength before climbing up the top right and bottom left turnbuckles where he raises his arms to the crowd before jumping down and preparing for the match ahead.
Matthew Werner: The return of the movie man Jonny Michaels
Matt Steel: Am I meant to be excited?
The ref sounds the hell as Kronic is still trying to hide behind the ref. The ref tricks Kronic and does a one eighty turn to confuse Kronic. Michaels walks right up to Kronic and waves into his face, then kicks him in the mid section. Michaels grabs Kronic in a front face lock and drives him down with a evenflow DDT. Michaels doesnt hesitate and goes for the pin
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Kickout.
Matthew Werner: Michaels almost got a quick win there.
Kronic gets his shoulder up just in time. Michaels starts to work the crowd getting them excited my clapping his hands and waiting for Kronic to get up. Tabitha on the outside comes into the ring to help him up, when the crowd starts to boo. Michaels argues with the ref to not let this happen, then he starts walking towards Kronic and Tabitha. Right when Michaels goes to grab Tabitha, Kronic drops him down with a drop toe hold onto the bottom rope.
Matt Steel: Thats what you get when you try to pick on a woman.
Matthew Werner: When did you gain a soul?
Kronic plants Michaels next to the turnbuckles, then starts face washing Michaels with his boot. The ref starts the count and gets to two, when Kronic backs off, but Tabitha takes out her hair bandanna and starts to choke Michaels with it. The ref is still with Kronic and after a few moments, Tabitha lets go and Kronic gets back to Michaels.
Kronic picks Michaels up to a vertical base and looks for Seated Jawbreaker, when Michaels counters it into the Action Pack Hour drop. Both men lay on the mat in exhaustion, while the ref starts the count.
Matt Steel: This match could end right here.
Matthew Werner: Lets hope not, I hate draws.
Michaels gets to his feet by help with the ropes at the count of 8, while Kronic still stays on the mat.
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It appears that Michaels is going to win, when Tabitha climbs on the apron to attract the ref. Michaels has seen enough and runs to Tabitha, but stops before giving her a clothesline. She falls to the floor eyeballing Michaels and he gives her the cut throat sign.
Matthew Werner: What has Michaels got planned?
Matt Steel: I dont think it matters.
While all this was happening, Kronic crawls on the mat behind of Michaels. Kronic gets up and gives Michaels the Career Suicide. Michaels lets out a scream and Kronic goes for the pin.
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Matthew Werner: Another upset win by Kronic
Matt Steel: I don't know how he did it, but Kronic just earned himself a title shot!
”Cult of Personality” plays as Thunder walks to the ring. As usual, he is met with an unfavorable reaction, one which doesn’t seem to bother him much. Upon entering the ring, he grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Thunder: Thank you very much for that lovely reaction. I really do appreciate it, honestly. Now, I don’t want to take up too much of your time here tonight, seeing as you’ve got wrestlers that aren’t nearly as good as me to watch tonight.
First off, you can thank me later, Horror. Maybe you don’t realize it now, but just being in the ring with me is such an immense honor that just in losing you’ve gotten so much better. Hell, being in the same ring as me has made you a better wrestler. Maybe, if you’re so lucky, I’ll beat you again once I win the WFWF Title for the second time.
Speaking of which, let’s talk about the tournament, and how I’m going to win it. Sure, I could say that Yukio will be a tough opponent, but I’m not a liar. So maybe he has gotten lucky against me once or twice, but just keep in mind what happened at Survival of the Fittest, the night I began my reign of domination in WFWF. That’s the guy you’ll be facing, Yukio. And, you know, I’m pretty sure you won’t be ready for it.
And that leaves me with Reverend Shadow and Saku Whateverhisreallylonglastnameis. While veterans to the WFWF, I can say that I’m pretty unfamiliar with them as far as actually stepping in the ring with them. But either match must surely be a tough one for me, right?
Wrong. Sure, both guys have a long list of accomplishments, but mine’s longer. Saku has shown dominance, but who has he really beaten? It’s been no one of any real value. And Shadow does have a good past, but that’s all. It’s been forever since he’s done anything of value. For all we know, the guy could be completely washed up. I suggest we find out if that is the case.
So really, what’s the point of all this? I’m going to be your WFWF World Champion once again. That may not be the most popular thing that could happen, but that’s not really going to matter. When you’re this great, you just naturally reach the top.
Matt Steel: It’s so great to hear from the champ again.
Matthew Werner: For the last time, he’s not the champ.
Matt Steel: It’s just a formality.
Matthew Werner: We’ll be right back.
Thunder exits the ring as we cut to a commercial.
Coming back for the main event, Reverend Shadow is already in the ring.
Matthew Werner: That’s weird. No entrance.
Matt Steel: Yeah. It’s almost like one wasn’t written or something.
All arena lights turn blue and white and focus on the entrance stage. The national anthem blaring Saku Salmelainen slowly walks out holding the Finnish flag. Walking down to the ring, taunting fans along the way, he climbs the far turnbuckle and raises the flag high above his head.
Matthew Werner: We all know the importance of this match.
Matt Steel: Yeah. The winner eventually loses to Thunder.
Matthew Werner: I’ve had enough of you.
Matt Steel: The feeling is mutual.
The two men meet in the center of the ring, staring each other down. After a few seconds of this, Saku slaps Shadow right in the face. Not taking kindly to this, Shadow responds by punching Saku hard. A clothesline sends Saku over the top rope onto the floor, where he looks to regroup.
Matthew Werner: I think the lesson there is to not disrespect Shadow.
Matt Steel: And don’t do drugs, kids.
Getting back in the ring, Saku doesn’t find the situation much better. Shadow lays in the shots once again and sends into the turnbuckle. Going for a spear, Saku moves, sending Shadow shoulder-first in the ring post. Saku rolls up Shadow.
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Kickout by Shadow.
Matthew Werner: Almost had him there.
Matt Steel: We would have gotten to leave earlier if he did, so it’s kind of disappointing.
With the match now in control, Saku locks in a sharpshooter towards the center of the ring. Screaming in pain, it looks like Shadow may tap out, but he is able to pull himself to the ropes before it’s too late. Still, he has trouble standing when he reaches his feet, only made worse by Saku using a chop block to take him down again.
Matthew Werner: He’s clearly working on his leg.
Matt Steel: Yep.
His next hold is one leg boston crab. It appears that it’s having an even worse effect this time. Still, Shadow somehow reaches the ropes once again. Refusing to let go, Saku draws the ire of the ref, who threatens to DQ him. While this is going on, Shadow is able to reach his feet and hit a dropkick.
Matt Steel: Ref bump!
Matthew Werner: Nope. The ref actually moved out of the way.
Matt Steel: There’s a first.
Shadow hits another series of punches and then sends Saku into the ropes for a spinebuster. He follows it up with another clothesline onto the floor. This time he pursues him by hitting a double axe handle.
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The move sends Saku down, but he catches Shadow off guard with a dropkick upon reaching his feet. He follows it up with a double arm DDT onto the floor.
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Saku misses a spear of his own, giving Shadow the advantage he needs. Soon they are trading rights and lefts again, this time an even exchange.
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The bell sounds as it is a double countout.
Matt Steel: Well that’s pretty lame.
Matthew Werner: Yeah. So the question now is, what does this mean for the tournament?
”Dance of the Devil” plays as Trace Demon steps out onto the ramp.
Matt Steel: Well that’s convenient.
Trace Demon: You know, I hate to see the match end like this. But since it did, that means both of you are eliminated from the tournament. And that means that the other semifinal match will become the final. At The Spanish Inquistion, it will be Yukio Blaze vs. Thunder for the WFWF Championship! And Blaze, you better watch what you say, because I'm the boss around here, I'm no puppet, and if need be, then I will prove it to you.
Matthew Werner: That’s huge news!
Matt Steel: Let’s talk about it for a while.
Matthew Werner: We can’t. The show’s over now.
Matt Steel: Oh.
The WFWF logo appears on the screen as it fades to black.
