Post by pasteeater on May 28, 2006 0:02:10 GMT -5
We are shown a door inside what appears to be someone's house. On the door, is a piece of paper with the words "SpandeX CaVe" and under it, in smaller text, the words, "Knock first"
We are shown inside and go down a set of stairs, to what appears to be the house's basement.
Kid SpandeX (Talking to UOPM): Now, this is our first step to rescuing the classic tradition of wearing tights in the wrestling ring! So we can't screw it up!
Underwear-Over-Pants Man: Right! So what's the plan?
KSX: Ok, here it is. Are you ready? WE... Er.. I, have to...
UOPM: YES!
KSX: Beat Kurt Burton!
UOPM: BRILLIANT! But how???
KSX: Ah, my young underwear-wearing naive apprentice! You have yet to learn that everything can be solved, with one simple thing: BEER!
UOPM: Beer?
KSX: Beer!
UOPM: One problem...
KSX: Yes?
UOPM: I'm an anti-alcoholic!
KSX: Not to worry! I have a very simple solution!
UOPM: And that is?
KSX: Are you sure you're up to it?
UOPM: I don't even know what it is yet!
KSX: Stop!
UOPM: Stop what?
KSX: Being an anti-alcoholic!
UOPM: What??? But it goes against everything I stand for!
KSX: *GASP!* Are you telling me... That... That... You don't stand for SpandeX???
UOPM: Well of course I do!!! How could you say something so... so absurd!!!
KSX: Then you will be willing to give up your anti-alcoholic ways, and begin to drink!
UOPM: But... How is alcohol and SpandeX related?
KSX: Why it's so simple! How do you think they came up with the idea for men running around grabbing and rubbing each other in underwear???
UOPM: ...
KSX: They were drunk!
UOPM: Of course! I apologize Kid SpandeX! For I have wasted the knowledge of a man so great, by consulting him such a moronic question!
KSX: What?
UOPM: Nevermind...
KSX: RIGHT! Now, let's get to the arena, and we can show Kurt Burton the ways of SpandeX!
Just as KSX is about to say something, a hideous figure smoking a cigarette with a mole with one hair sticking out on her cheek, and curlers in her hair appears.
Woman: Ramon! Ramon! What are you doing down heeah?
KSX: Well I WAS finishing my first promo before YOU showed up! Why didn't you read the sign?!
Woman: Well I would've if the cats hadn't torn it dow- Oh hello James, I didn't know you were here!
UOPM: Oh! Hi Ms. Smithsonian!
Woman: Such a good boy... Why can't you be like that Ramon?
KSX: Mom! Could you PLEASE leave until I finish my promo???
KSX's Mom: Telling ME to leave my own home? Why can't you go find a house of your own? I guess I'll never have grandchildren! I KNEW I shouldn't have smoked that crack when I was pregnant with you! When are ya gonna rub my feet?! Ya promised ya would!
KSX: I'll rub your feet later! I have to finish my promo first! And if you don't get out, you won't be getting a foot rub in a long time!
KSX's Mom: Oh fine! But hurry up and finish playing. My feet aw killin' me!
The woman (who appeared to be Kid SpandeX's mom) closes the door and leaves the room as KSX gets back to business.
KSX: Ah! Now, where was I? Oh yeah!
KSX turns to look UOPM straight in the eyes
KSX: TO THE SPANDEXMOBILE!
KSX and UOPM run up stairs. UOPM trips on one of the stairs, but is right up after the clumsy fall. They hurry out of the house (which was very small) and hop in a minivan parked in the driveway of the house. They back out and the SpandeX logo is seen on the hood of the van. They back out, and the car drives away as the screen fades out.
We are shown inside and go down a set of stairs, to what appears to be the house's basement.
Kid SpandeX (Talking to UOPM): Now, this is our first step to rescuing the classic tradition of wearing tights in the wrestling ring! So we can't screw it up!
Underwear-Over-Pants Man: Right! So what's the plan?
KSX: Ok, here it is. Are you ready? WE... Er.. I, have to...
UOPM: YES!
KSX: Beat Kurt Burton!
UOPM: BRILLIANT! But how???
KSX: Ah, my young underwear-wearing naive apprentice! You have yet to learn that everything can be solved, with one simple thing: BEER!
UOPM: Beer?
KSX: Beer!
UOPM: One problem...
KSX: Yes?
UOPM: I'm an anti-alcoholic!
KSX: Not to worry! I have a very simple solution!
UOPM: And that is?
KSX: Are you sure you're up to it?
UOPM: I don't even know what it is yet!
KSX: Stop!
UOPM: Stop what?
KSX: Being an anti-alcoholic!
UOPM: What??? But it goes against everything I stand for!
KSX: *GASP!* Are you telling me... That... That... You don't stand for SpandeX???
UOPM: Well of course I do!!! How could you say something so... so absurd!!!
KSX: Then you will be willing to give up your anti-alcoholic ways, and begin to drink!
UOPM: But... How is alcohol and SpandeX related?
KSX: Why it's so simple! How do you think they came up with the idea for men running around grabbing and rubbing each other in underwear???
UOPM: ...
KSX: They were drunk!
UOPM: Of course! I apologize Kid SpandeX! For I have wasted the knowledge of a man so great, by consulting him such a moronic question!
KSX: What?
UOPM: Nevermind...
KSX: RIGHT! Now, let's get to the arena, and we can show Kurt Burton the ways of SpandeX!
Just as KSX is about to say something, a hideous figure smoking a cigarette with a mole with one hair sticking out on her cheek, and curlers in her hair appears.
Woman: Ramon! Ramon! What are you doing down heeah?
KSX: Well I WAS finishing my first promo before YOU showed up! Why didn't you read the sign?!
Woman: Well I would've if the cats hadn't torn it dow- Oh hello James, I didn't know you were here!
UOPM: Oh! Hi Ms. Smithsonian!
Woman: Such a good boy... Why can't you be like that Ramon?
KSX: Mom! Could you PLEASE leave until I finish my promo???
KSX's Mom: Telling ME to leave my own home? Why can't you go find a house of your own? I guess I'll never have grandchildren! I KNEW I shouldn't have smoked that crack when I was pregnant with you! When are ya gonna rub my feet?! Ya promised ya would!
KSX: I'll rub your feet later! I have to finish my promo first! And if you don't get out, you won't be getting a foot rub in a long time!
KSX's Mom: Oh fine! But hurry up and finish playing. My feet aw killin' me!
The woman (who appeared to be Kid SpandeX's mom) closes the door and leaves the room as KSX gets back to business.
KSX: Ah! Now, where was I? Oh yeah!
KSX turns to look UOPM straight in the eyes
KSX: TO THE SPANDEXMOBILE!
KSX and UOPM run up stairs. UOPM trips on one of the stairs, but is right up after the clumsy fall. They hurry out of the house (which was very small) and hop in a minivan parked in the driveway of the house. They back out and the SpandeX logo is seen on the hood of the van. They back out, and the car drives away as the screen fades out.