Post by hurricanehelms2 on Jun 15, 2006 15:54:38 GMT -5
Two men sit, both huddled over a book. The older of which, is in khakis and a nice shirt. The younger, is in black training pants and a jet black tank top. The well dressed man is slipping on some Vodka. As the other, chugs down cool Budweiser.
A voice with a thick German accent echoes out.
Spider....And....Man......Spider.....And ....Man
A man with an American accent responses.
That’s right, he is spider-man. Part spider and part man.
Ah, so spider....man. Spider......man. Ah, how funny...of a....name. Yes, funny name.
Quite right. Now spider-man is a popular hero around here.
Was his Vater or his mother a spider?
He crushes his beer can, and reaches for another.
Oh, neither. He was bitten by a spider which transferred DNA to him. Making him kinda of a mutant. Like.
Sie X-..Men.
Yes, like the X-men. Now he fights many people. One of which, was electro. Now, the reason I bring this up, your opponent. He seems like a big electro rip off. Pretending to shoot of lighting and such. Do you have a plan yet for when you face him?
Oh yes, of course. Squash him like a bug.....Squash....like.....spider, hahahaha
He continues to laugh for a short while, until the other man interjects.
Yes, like a bug. He really should be no problem for you. Just keep him away from electrical outlets.
The man chuckles a little. The other man lets out a deep, healthily laugh.
Electrical out...let....you....slay...me. Yes, you slay me.
He tosses a beer can behind him, chugs another, and repeats the process as his friend speaks.
Ah, I see you are picking up American sayings pretty quickly. Good job.
Yes, I’ve been watching...tele....vision, televison. I love that.....Screech character. And those kids....on Scooby Doo. Zoink! Ah hahahaha.
His laughter echoes throughout the room.
Perhaps, you should be watching WFWF instead. But after all, your opponent is a nerd. So Screech may do the job.
A.....nerd?
Yes, unpopular. How would you understand? Um...like that Steve Urkel.
Ah...haha. Did....I....do...Zat? Hahahaha
Yes, that Steve Urkel. Now as for your opponent.
I will crush him like Peter crushed Marsha Brady’s nose. Hahahaha
He reaches for another beer, but the other man stops him.
Perhaps, you’ve had enough.
No, you can never have enough. Hahahaha
Yes, well perhaps it’s time I get you back to the hotel. You have a big match tomorrow. In the tournament for Internet Championship.
The man stands up. Then helps his friend to his feet. He turns towards the young waitress and drops a 50 on the table. She gives him an awkward stare.
Keep the change miss. I need to hurry him back to his hotel room.
In a sweet voice, she replies.
Well thank you sir. Have a nice day.
You too there miss. We might be back tomorrow.
I hope to see you then. Good luck in that match.
Thank you. Good day.
The two exit the small diner, and flag down a taxi.
OOC: Ok, please give me honest feedback. I'm looking to improve. Thanks to Reve for giving me some adivce. And if my opponent does show, good luck to him. Thanks in advance for any replies.
