Post by cureforthesickness on Jun 15, 2006 19:42:58 GMT -5
The show opens up with a quick flash of the WFWF logo, followed by a loading screen. The loading screen explodes into a shot of the arena. Quick pyrotechnics display up the ramp and a quick pan of the crowd shows a far from sold out, but not empty, arena. The fans are buzzing and holding up signs such as “ZMaster likes to cross dress”, “I want to play in Scratchcat’s sand box” and “Where’s Macabre?“
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
Kurt Burton versus “The Dragon” Tony
The opening contest of this house show starts out wild with a near hit and miss sequence. Burton goes for a clothesline but Dragon ducks and catches Burton with an atomic drop. Dragon with a chop block and an attempted standing senton but Burton rolls out of the way and gets back to his feet. Burton tries to drop an elbow, but misses. The finish comes when Dragon hooks Burton for the Dragon Slayer, hitting his two Dragon suplexes and finishing with a Ki Krusher, which is enough to put away Kurt Burton in a huge upset! “The Dragon” Tony advances to the second round of the tournament.
The scene goes backstage, where a obviously distressed Percy Panhandler stands
Percy: Scars and Stripes. The unthinkable. Percy aligns himself with the man who had caused him so much stress. And ever since, people ask why?
Percy just smirks to himself, and falls to a seated position, Raven-style
Percy: I think why myself, as well. Why should I have to explain my actions to people who didn't give a F*CK about me before? Why do I have to explain myself to a set of people who have no use for me except to laugh when I was down!
Percy bows his head into his hands, and reveals a picture inside them, a picture of Scratch Cat
Percy: You caused this. You caused me to become the darkness that I had previously feared. And I want to thank you for that Scratch. Because if you guys think you've seen Percy violent before, wait until you get a look at the new one. Wait until you get a look at the Percy that will tear everything and anything apart. Wait until you see the reasons why. Because until the time comes...the people that wanted to know..they aren't getting a damn thing from me. It's my time now. And I've got the champion, and the owner in my corner. Stop me if you can.
Percy begins laughing to himself, and then out loud
Percy: You used to laugh. Let's see you laugh now, that the Joke's on You!
We fade away as Percy takes the picture of Scratch and rips it up, tossing the pieces into the air like confetti. Cut back to the arena where Boricua Hitman and Christian Shields are already in the ring.
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
Boricua Hitman versus Christian Shields
The previously fast match was nothing in comparison to this match. Both men were extremely fast right out of the box. Christian Shields scrambles to the top rope and comes flying off for an attempted hurricanrana, but jumps right into a powerbomb from Hitman. Hitman tries to capitalize on this super destructive move by posing to the fans and not following up at all, getting a resounding chorus of boos from the crowd. Christian Shields comes from behind with a roll up, which scores a count of three for the second upset of the evening on the tag team champions.
Cut backstage to the locker room area, where we see The Black Ninja. A knock on the door.
Ninja: Come in.
Through the door walks Michael Kyzer, a white substance staining the skin under his nose. Ninja hops up from his seat when Kyzer walks in, but sits back down when he hears what the boss says.
Kyzer: Black Ninja, you’ve got a night off and a round one bye. The Beaner hasn’t shown up tonight, and I put him on probation.
Ninja: What does that mean for me?
Kyzer: It means you can get out of your gear, pack up your sh~t and get on the road, you’re not needed tonight.
Cut back to ringside, where Justin Tyger is already standing in the ring across from WFWF newcomer the Bronx Bomber. The bell sounds and this match begins.
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
The Bronx Bomber versus Justin Tyger
Bomber starts the match in an explosive way, nailing a vicious lariat right out of the opening bell. Tyger gets back to his feet but is woozily, and walks right into a katahajime choke out from the Bomber, but the referee forces Bomber to break the illegal choke after just four seconds. Bomber releases the hold and lets Tyger up, but Tyger steps right into the trap Bomber set and takes a hellacious T-Bone suplex from Bomber for a count of three.
WFWF report Tammy appears with two WFWF stars.
Tammy: We are backstage with Murdock and Xavier, who wish to comment on recent events.
Murdock: I’d like to thank you for this opportunity. I would like to first clarify our status with Miguel Sanchez. I have to spoken to WFWF management about the situation, and they have informed me Miguel has been suspended. This does not effect us however, as neither of us are associated with him anymore. He has proved himself to be quite the Jeff Hardy, with all his no shows. He has yet to inform anyone of his status. Perhaps his green card simply ran out. Although knowing his kind, he didn’t even have one. We felt it would be best to separate ourselves from this behavior. Therefore, FWO has been disbanded for the time being. Xavier will be focusing on his single career, however, he has not ruled out tag competition, completely at least. Anyone wishing to tag with Xavier, may contact me. We can try to work something out. Thank you Tammy, for giving us this time.
We return to ringside.
Cut back to the ring, where GaZ and Spider are already waiting in the ring. But before the match can begin, “Moonway Renegade” starts to play over the P/A system and WFWF Co-owner Michael Kyzer makes his way out to the ring, smoking a suspiciously hand rolled cigarette.
Kyzer: This match is now a match in the Internet championship tournament. Why? Because I own this joint (snicker) and I said so!
Internet championship tournament Round One match
GaZ versus Spider
Quick start from GaZ and Spider as they trade arm drags in the center of the ring. GaZ ends this series with an arm wringer into an arm bar, taking the rookie Spider down to the mat and ringing the arm deeply. GaZ tears into Spider with the viciousness of a seasoned veteran, pulling him back to a vertical base and giving him a high hip toss. The finish comes when GaZ nails a shooting star press on Spider for the count of three.
A promo spot runs, promoting the replay of Scars and Stripes.
Internet championship tournament Round one match
Static Shock versus "The Doucheland Legend" Xavier
In our main event, Xavier does battle with new comer to WFWF Static Shock. The much larger Xavier quickly takes the lead in the match following a test of strength and from there, dominates his smaller opponent with brute force. Xavier scores a near fall with a big splash, but the finish comes when he hits a VERY DELAYED vertical suplex, holding Static Shock upside down for a long while before dropping him, for an easy three count.
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
Kurt Burton versus “The Dragon” Tony
The opening contest of this house show starts out wild with a near hit and miss sequence. Burton goes for a clothesline but Dragon ducks and catches Burton with an atomic drop. Dragon with a chop block and an attempted standing senton but Burton rolls out of the way and gets back to his feet. Burton tries to drop an elbow, but misses. The finish comes when Dragon hooks Burton for the Dragon Slayer, hitting his two Dragon suplexes and finishing with a Ki Krusher, which is enough to put away Kurt Burton in a huge upset! “The Dragon” Tony advances to the second round of the tournament.
The scene goes backstage, where a obviously distressed Percy Panhandler stands
Percy: Scars and Stripes. The unthinkable. Percy aligns himself with the man who had caused him so much stress. And ever since, people ask why?
Percy just smirks to himself, and falls to a seated position, Raven-style
Percy: I think why myself, as well. Why should I have to explain my actions to people who didn't give a F*CK about me before? Why do I have to explain myself to a set of people who have no use for me except to laugh when I was down!
Percy bows his head into his hands, and reveals a picture inside them, a picture of Scratch Cat
Percy: You caused this. You caused me to become the darkness that I had previously feared. And I want to thank you for that Scratch. Because if you guys think you've seen Percy violent before, wait until you get a look at the new one. Wait until you get a look at the Percy that will tear everything and anything apart. Wait until you see the reasons why. Because until the time comes...the people that wanted to know..they aren't getting a damn thing from me. It's my time now. And I've got the champion, and the owner in my corner. Stop me if you can.
Percy begins laughing to himself, and then out loud
Percy: You used to laugh. Let's see you laugh now, that the Joke's on You!
We fade away as Percy takes the picture of Scratch and rips it up, tossing the pieces into the air like confetti. Cut back to the arena where Boricua Hitman and Christian Shields are already in the ring.
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
Boricua Hitman versus Christian Shields
The previously fast match was nothing in comparison to this match. Both men were extremely fast right out of the box. Christian Shields scrambles to the top rope and comes flying off for an attempted hurricanrana, but jumps right into a powerbomb from Hitman. Hitman tries to capitalize on this super destructive move by posing to the fans and not following up at all, getting a resounding chorus of boos from the crowd. Christian Shields comes from behind with a roll up, which scores a count of three for the second upset of the evening on the tag team champions.
Cut backstage to the locker room area, where we see The Black Ninja. A knock on the door.
Ninja: Come in.
Through the door walks Michael Kyzer, a white substance staining the skin under his nose. Ninja hops up from his seat when Kyzer walks in, but sits back down when he hears what the boss says.
Kyzer: Black Ninja, you’ve got a night off and a round one bye. The Beaner hasn’t shown up tonight, and I put him on probation.
Ninja: What does that mean for me?
Kyzer: It means you can get out of your gear, pack up your sh~t and get on the road, you’re not needed tonight.
Cut back to ringside, where Justin Tyger is already standing in the ring across from WFWF newcomer the Bronx Bomber. The bell sounds and this match begins.
Internet Championship Tournament Round One match
The Bronx Bomber versus Justin Tyger
Bomber starts the match in an explosive way, nailing a vicious lariat right out of the opening bell. Tyger gets back to his feet but is woozily, and walks right into a katahajime choke out from the Bomber, but the referee forces Bomber to break the illegal choke after just four seconds. Bomber releases the hold and lets Tyger up, but Tyger steps right into the trap Bomber set and takes a hellacious T-Bone suplex from Bomber for a count of three.
WFWF report Tammy appears with two WFWF stars.
Tammy: We are backstage with Murdock and Xavier, who wish to comment on recent events.
Murdock: I’d like to thank you for this opportunity. I would like to first clarify our status with Miguel Sanchez. I have to spoken to WFWF management about the situation, and they have informed me Miguel has been suspended. This does not effect us however, as neither of us are associated with him anymore. He has proved himself to be quite the Jeff Hardy, with all his no shows. He has yet to inform anyone of his status. Perhaps his green card simply ran out. Although knowing his kind, he didn’t even have one. We felt it would be best to separate ourselves from this behavior. Therefore, FWO has been disbanded for the time being. Xavier will be focusing on his single career, however, he has not ruled out tag competition, completely at least. Anyone wishing to tag with Xavier, may contact me. We can try to work something out. Thank you Tammy, for giving us this time.
We return to ringside.
Cut back to the ring, where GaZ and Spider are already waiting in the ring. But before the match can begin, “Moonway Renegade” starts to play over the P/A system and WFWF Co-owner Michael Kyzer makes his way out to the ring, smoking a suspiciously hand rolled cigarette.
Kyzer: This match is now a match in the Internet championship tournament. Why? Because I own this joint (snicker) and I said so!
Internet championship tournament Round One match
GaZ versus Spider
Quick start from GaZ and Spider as they trade arm drags in the center of the ring. GaZ ends this series with an arm wringer into an arm bar, taking the rookie Spider down to the mat and ringing the arm deeply. GaZ tears into Spider with the viciousness of a seasoned veteran, pulling him back to a vertical base and giving him a high hip toss. The finish comes when GaZ nails a shooting star press on Spider for the count of three.
A promo spot runs, promoting the replay of Scars and Stripes.
Internet championship tournament Round one match
Static Shock versus "The Doucheland Legend" Xavier
In our main event, Xavier does battle with new comer to WFWF Static Shock. The much larger Xavier quickly takes the lead in the match following a test of strength and from there, dominates his smaller opponent with brute force. Xavier scores a near fall with a big splash, but the finish comes when he hits a VERY DELAYED vertical suplex, holding Static Shock upside down for a long while before dropping him, for an easy three count.
