Post by Jaysus on Jun 19, 2006 17:36:54 GMT -5
*The scene fades in on a rooftop around 2 AM in the morning. While you see a flash of lightning, you can see somebody on the rooftop. The voice begins to speak.*
Man: "3 years, 9 months ,6 hours, 22 minutes, and 43 seconds. That's how long it took me to get here. While I stand on top of this arena, under it a wrestling ring lays. My new home. You see from wrestling in the backyard at 7, to fighting on the streets at 14, to now. 19...I have finally made it into the WFWF. I have seen it all from rather watching up here, in windows,sneaking in I have seen it all. From the superstars like Obo, to well people like my opponents at the next house show. Static Shock and Jonothan Bean. Now I stand here thinking what the hell is going on! I look at these guys profiles and I see that they are jack crap. Like..like that gay boy Static Shock. Your
ing theme music is making people brainwashed to like you, in fact hell every time you walk out everyone will mark like a schoolgirl over you. But let me tell you a few things that maybe you haven't noticed in the year 2006. 1. Crazy Frog is gay, 2. It's only for gay little kid douches like you, 3.Why I say gay? well look his ing penis hangs out all the time! And last but not least your finisher the Death Valley D....The Static Shock. Well *cough*CENA RIPOFF!*cough* And Static..."That's not a bad thing... It's a good thing!" Just like Cena, you only have 5 little **** moves which you usually botch and make funny faces like your gonna crap. Am I done with you Static boi'? Hell No! at the House Show your gonna be marking to me not people marking to you.
Now on to Beany McStrife. Your theme song is "Let Me Go" well sorry but I ain't letting you go that easy."
*A red sky blooms up and a spotlight goes onto the man. Blue and Yellow lighting flashes down to the ground.*
Man: "You see I have you here on this rooftop which you may already know tonight. But before I "Let You Go" and let me kick your ass of of this rooftop falling to your ungrateful death, shall I say a few words about my deceased opponent? Well I am! You call yourself the "Real King of Kings". I don't think so. I think the only time you think that is when "A" You're High or "B" When you play with another mans.......*mumbles*penis*mumbles*. But anyways let's look at your finisher. The RKO. Good Grief Charlie Brown, Wrestler number 4234589764578560 to use the RKO! Congrats Bean but at the same time 4234589764578559 people used it before you. Maybe next time you'll think of your own. Now before I throw you off this rooftop let me introduce myself, the first time for all these viewers and the last time for you Beany. My name is O.K.A.M.A. and with Spider we will do 3 things like I will do to Beany tonight. And those 3 things are: CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!"
*He drags the bag over to the camera and takes him out. A midget pops out looking like Jonothan and tries to RKO him but, O.K.A.M.A. catches him and grasps him by his pencil neck. He picks him up in the air and throws him off choke slamming him to the road below. You can hear a huge thud then a crack. O.K.A.M.A. laughs and walks away*
OOC: Meh not that good but oh well I tried. Please tell me what I can do to improve my rps thanks
Man: "3 years, 9 months ,6 hours, 22 minutes, and 43 seconds. That's how long it took me to get here. While I stand on top of this arena, under it a wrestling ring lays. My new home. You see from wrestling in the backyard at 7, to fighting on the streets at 14, to now. 19...I have finally made it into the WFWF. I have seen it all from rather watching up here, in windows,sneaking in I have seen it all. From the superstars like Obo, to well people like my opponents at the next house show. Static Shock and Jonothan Bean. Now I stand here thinking what the hell is going on! I look at these guys profiles and I see that they are jack crap. Like..like that gay boy Static Shock. Your
ing theme music is making people brainwashed to like you, in fact hell every time you walk out everyone will mark like a schoolgirl over you. But let me tell you a few things that maybe you haven't noticed in the year 2006. 1. Crazy Frog is gay, 2. It's only for gay little kid douches like you, 3.Why I say gay? well look his ing penis hangs out all the time! And last but not least your finisher the Death Valley D....The Static Shock. Well *cough*CENA RIPOFF!*cough* And Static..."That's not a bad thing... It's a good thing!" Just like Cena, you only have 5 little **** moves which you usually botch and make funny faces like your gonna crap. Am I done with you Static boi'? Hell No! at the House Show your gonna be marking to me not people marking to you. Now on to Beany McStrife. Your theme song is "Let Me Go" well sorry but I ain't letting you go that easy."
*A red sky blooms up and a spotlight goes onto the man. Blue and Yellow lighting flashes down to the ground.*
Man: "You see I have you here on this rooftop which you may already know tonight. But before I "Let You Go" and let me kick your ass of of this rooftop falling to your ungrateful death, shall I say a few words about my deceased opponent? Well I am! You call yourself the "Real King of Kings". I don't think so. I think the only time you think that is when "A" You're High or "B" When you play with another mans.......*mumbles*penis*mumbles*. But anyways let's look at your finisher. The RKO. Good Grief Charlie Brown, Wrestler number 4234589764578560 to use the RKO! Congrats Bean but at the same time 4234589764578559 people used it before you. Maybe next time you'll think of your own. Now before I throw you off this rooftop let me introduce myself, the first time for all these viewers and the last time for you Beany. My name is O.K.A.M.A. and with Spider we will do 3 things like I will do to Beany tonight. And those 3 things are: CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!"
*He drags the bag over to the camera and takes him out. A midget pops out looking like Jonothan and tries to RKO him but, O.K.A.M.A. catches him and grasps him by his pencil neck. He picks him up in the air and throws him off choke slamming him to the road below. You can hear a huge thud then a crack. O.K.A.M.A. laughs and walks away*
OOC: Meh not that good but oh well I tried. Please tell me what I can do to improve my rps thanks
