Post by Sami Hazard on Jun 19, 2006 19:31:31 GMT -5
Dark field with druids holding torches all around keeping the light, Spider is wearing his trademark hooded sweatshirt
Spider: This is a sacred place. It is a Native American Burial Ground.
He picks up a skull
Spider: I will hold this up real close so you can see it. This is your skull now...
He throws it on the ground, crushes it, and spits on it
Spider: This is your skull when I'm done with you!
A Native American walks up on camera
Native American: Kmm saaga tah iet ya fu, eh ik hom (in English; Don't do that the gods will not like it, ohh I didn't see that camera there...HI MOM!)
Spider: Speak English, you $@*&#}{=+~!
Spider beats down the Native American and tosses him into and in the backround you can hear him screaming in agony, Spider walks along until he sees a coffin and is about to open it
Spider: Me and my partner O.K.A.M.A. will destroy Static Shock and Johnny Bean because he has the brains and I have the looks, talent, and the brains. But, I am the first one to say I am honored being paired up with O.K.A.M.A. because we grew up on the streets together went to concerts, drank beer, did drugs, until his parents won the lottery and moved into a mansion, he bacame a city slicker, and forgot all about me and even to this day he has fogotten but, I can't wait to team up with him once again because we haven't since the backyard days, but I had mixed feelings about him moving because without a tag partner I became 7-Time champ. Anyways, Static Shock is a Superman ripoff but, we all know what happened to Christopher Reeve, right? And look at Randy Orton over here_with all kidding aside Johnny I will kick you in the beans so hard all five of your girlfriends will get pregnant! And finally, soon I will be with my own type the Rebellion! Prepare to rock!
He opens the casket door and reveales the dead body he laughs and walks away, the camera focuses on the dead body and it twitches a little bit...
Spider: This is a sacred place. It is a Native American Burial Ground.
He picks up a skull
Spider: I will hold this up real close so you can see it. This is your skull now...
He throws it on the ground, crushes it, and spits on it
Spider: This is your skull when I'm done with you!
A Native American walks up on camera
Native American: Kmm saaga tah iet ya fu, eh ik hom (in English; Don't do that the gods will not like it, ohh I didn't see that camera there...HI MOM!)
Spider: Speak English, you $@*&#}{=+~!
Spider beats down the Native American and tosses him into and in the backround you can hear him screaming in agony, Spider walks along until he sees a coffin and is about to open it
Spider: Me and my partner O.K.A.M.A. will destroy Static Shock and Johnny Bean because he has the brains and I have the looks, talent, and the brains. But, I am the first one to say I am honored being paired up with O.K.A.M.A. because we grew up on the streets together went to concerts, drank beer, did drugs, until his parents won the lottery and moved into a mansion, he bacame a city slicker, and forgot all about me and even to this day he has fogotten but, I can't wait to team up with him once again because we haven't since the backyard days, but I had mixed feelings about him moving because without a tag partner I became 7-Time champ. Anyways, Static Shock is a Superman ripoff but, we all know what happened to Christopher Reeve, right? And look at Randy Orton over here_with all kidding aside Johnny I will kick you in the beans so hard all five of your girlfriends will get pregnant! And finally, soon I will be with my own type the Rebellion! Prepare to rock!
He opens the casket door and reveales the dead body he laughs and walks away, the camera focuses on the dead body and it twitches a little bit...
