Post by cureforthesickness on Jun 22, 2006 20:03:38 GMT -5
The show opens up with a quick flash of the WFWF logo, followed by a loading screen. The loading screen explodes into a shot of the arena. Quick pyrotechnics display up the ramp and a quick pan of the crowd shows a far from sold out, but not empty, arena. The fans are buzzing and holding up signs such as “Tha CBT mows my lawn”, “Kyzer owes me a dimebag” and “Johnny Michaels is my mother“
Second Round of Internet title tournament
“The Dragon” Tony versus Xavier
Xavier pounds away at the rookie Dragon, hammering away at him from the opening bell with vicious forearms and chops. Xavier nails a snapping suplex, but only scores a count of two. The finish comes in just under 2 minutes, when he hits his finishing hanging vertical suplex for the pin.
Cut backstage quickly to Radioactive, who cuts a quick and rather incoherent promo.
Tag Team match
O.K.A.M.A. & Spider versus Static Shock & Jonathon Bean
O.K.A.M.A. starts the match with Static Shock, but before the match can even start, the fans give Static a resounding “welcome” with a chant of “Super-Zero (clap, clap, clapclapclap) Super-Zero (clap, clap, clapclapclap)” Static turns his attention to banter with the crowd, and takes a hellacious dropkick, which sends Static right out of the ring. Jonathon Bean comes running in, running right into a hip toss from O.K.A.M.A. Bean goes after Spider when he comes back to his feet, and Spider gives him a hip toss too. Bean stumbles to the center of the ring, where the referee gives him a hip toss! O.K.A.M.A. and Spider both cover Bean to score the count of three.
Cut backstage to WFWF Ham Shank champion Obo.
Obo: This is f*cking pathetic. All these no bodies clogging space. I shouldn’t be degrading myself with these nothings. I am now superior to this. I have this (points to his custom Ham Shank championship). I am more than this. But the owners asked me to fill in, so I will. This coming week on Odium, I face Reverend Shadow. Shadow, you and I have an intense history. You’ve kicked my ass, I’ve kicked your’s. This week, I take you to the limit on Odium. And you will be my bitch!
Second round of Internet Championship tournament
GaZ versus Christian Shields
GaZ comes out first, yelling and screaming, and Christian Shields sneaks in the back door, rolling up GaZ with a school boy and pinning him in 4 seconds.
Cut to a video promoting WFWF Super Brawl, only on Pay Per View.
Intergender battle royal
Lydia eliminated by O.G. Lock
Miss Rachel Lee eliminates herself by falling out of rinf
The Fizz eliminated by O.G. Lock
Christopher Choas eliminated by Nikki Masters
Tim Myers eliminated by Nikki Masters
Achilles eliminated by O.G. Lock
Super Tigress eliminated by Nikki Masters
Kat Hamilton eliminated by O.G. Lock
Kid Spandex eliminated by Nikki Masters
O.G. Lock eliminated by Nikki Masters
WINNER: Nikki Masters
Cut backstage to the owner’s office, where a thick smoke fills the room. Upon seeing the camera, Kyzer runs the camera man off, laughing hysterically the whole time.
MAIN EVENT
Second Round of Internet title tournament
Bronx Bomber versus Black Ninja
Bomber comes out of the opening bell with some vicious chops, but Ninja returns all the chops. Bomber breaks the chop battle by drilling Ninja with a hellacious lariat. Ninja back to his feet woozily, walking right into an attempted Tazzmission from The Bronx Bomber, but Ninja is able to wiggle free. Ninja up and dazed, turning right into a T-Bone suplex from the Bronx Bomber, which is enough to score him the win!
Second Round of Internet title tournament
“The Dragon” Tony versus Xavier
Xavier pounds away at the rookie Dragon, hammering away at him from the opening bell with vicious forearms and chops. Xavier nails a snapping suplex, but only scores a count of two. The finish comes in just under 2 minutes, when he hits his finishing hanging vertical suplex for the pin.
Cut backstage quickly to Radioactive, who cuts a quick and rather incoherent promo.
Tag Team match
O.K.A.M.A. & Spider versus Static Shock & Jonathon Bean
O.K.A.M.A. starts the match with Static Shock, but before the match can even start, the fans give Static a resounding “welcome” with a chant of “Super-Zero (clap, clap, clapclapclap) Super-Zero (clap, clap, clapclapclap)” Static turns his attention to banter with the crowd, and takes a hellacious dropkick, which sends Static right out of the ring. Jonathon Bean comes running in, running right into a hip toss from O.K.A.M.A. Bean goes after Spider when he comes back to his feet, and Spider gives him a hip toss too. Bean stumbles to the center of the ring, where the referee gives him a hip toss! O.K.A.M.A. and Spider both cover Bean to score the count of three.
Cut backstage to WFWF Ham Shank champion Obo.
Obo: This is f*cking pathetic. All these no bodies clogging space. I shouldn’t be degrading myself with these nothings. I am now superior to this. I have this (points to his custom Ham Shank championship). I am more than this. But the owners asked me to fill in, so I will. This coming week on Odium, I face Reverend Shadow. Shadow, you and I have an intense history. You’ve kicked my ass, I’ve kicked your’s. This week, I take you to the limit on Odium. And you will be my bitch!
Second round of Internet Championship tournament
GaZ versus Christian Shields
GaZ comes out first, yelling and screaming, and Christian Shields sneaks in the back door, rolling up GaZ with a school boy and pinning him in 4 seconds.
Cut to a video promoting WFWF Super Brawl, only on Pay Per View.
Intergender battle royal
Lydia eliminated by O.G. Lock
Miss Rachel Lee eliminates herself by falling out of rinf
The Fizz eliminated by O.G. Lock
Christopher Choas eliminated by Nikki Masters
Tim Myers eliminated by Nikki Masters
Achilles eliminated by O.G. Lock
Super Tigress eliminated by Nikki Masters
Kat Hamilton eliminated by O.G. Lock
Kid Spandex eliminated by Nikki Masters
O.G. Lock eliminated by Nikki Masters
WINNER: Nikki Masters
Cut backstage to the owner’s office, where a thick smoke fills the room. Upon seeing the camera, Kyzer runs the camera man off, laughing hysterically the whole time.
MAIN EVENT
Second Round of Internet title tournament
Bronx Bomber versus Black Ninja
Bomber comes out of the opening bell with some vicious chops, but Ninja returns all the chops. Bomber breaks the chop battle by drilling Ninja with a hellacious lariat. Ninja back to his feet woozily, walking right into an attempted Tazzmission from The Bronx Bomber, but Ninja is able to wiggle free. Ninja up and dazed, turning right into a T-Bone suplex from the Bronx Bomber, which is enough to score him the win!
