Post by Jaysus on Jun 23, 2006 18:44:09 GMT -5
We first see the the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta Canada on a chilly Saturday night for game 6 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. The screen then goes into the arena and we see the back of a guy in an Oilers Jersey and an Oilers hat. The guy turns around and begins to speak.
O.K.A.M.A.: Last week I told you all I'd go where I want when I want right? Well you can decide that for yourself. Tonight I sit in this seat watching this game tied zero a piece, pissed off at what I love and what I care about WFWF. House Show 8 in bold letters O.K.A.M.A. vs Nikki Masters.... a Master of Destruction against a
ing skank ass ho. Last week she wins a battle royal..whippe freakin' do. Last week I Canadian Destroyed Jonathon Bean off the top rope and got numerous HOLY SH*T chants and still she got bigger pops than me? I find that disgusting. The people who do crazy moves for a living find that disgusting. That's saying that Mickie James is more entertaining than Hayabusa. Any who Nikki in that Battle Royal you weren't throwing the people over the top. They went over the top to get away from you. Face it Nikki other than your number one fan nobody likes you. Nobody cares about you. Nobody cares about you that is except my little friends. They know every place you go, every step you make, every tampon you've bought. Which is quite alot I say I remember the time you had to go to the girls bathroom and ...... never mind. Lemme just say this: Your face might be ugly but everything else is playboy material. Let me break it down this way Nikki: My "amigos" are hunting you down and if they say.... injure you, you will have to forfeit the match and I O.K.A.M.A. will have another W in my book. Now seeing how you are in high school lemme ask you a little math problem here: 1 X 2 divided by 1 X 5 X 2 X 3 + 50 divided by 2 +3 - 30 +2 -10 that's the number of people that are trying to injure you. So Nikki lets go back to pre-school and play pretend. Kay? Kay. So I am the Science Teacher and you are the student Nikki. In a split second I'll F+ you up. I'll give you a detention. Next thing you know you'll be on suspension. Now let me be the Spanish teacher in your 5th grade class and translate it into English. I will you up in one second. I'll make your life a living hell. Next thing you'll know you'll be the next misfit doll in the glue factory: where you belong. So we finished your math homework, your Spanish, your poetry, and your science...time for sports how about ...hockey!
*You hear a generic hockey theme play while the the Oilers skate onto the ice. The fans start cheering "WE WANT THE CUP" the second the Oilers hit the ice. The Canes walk out listening to the boos which have just gotten louder. O.K.A.M.A. turns around chanting " you Canes!" and giving them the finger and mooning them. The Jumbo Tron goes on him mooning the Canes and everyone in the Rexall Place begin to laugh. The Leader of the O.K.A.M.A.nation spanks his bare ass repeatedly and the laughs at Rexall Place just got louder. O.K.A.M.A. chants fill the Rexall Place.*
O.K.A.M.A: You see Nikki you failed in gym bitch and I aced it look at me! Look at them. Standing on there feet bowing to me, O.K.A.M.A., the guy who will you the little bitch up on June 29th!
*The O.K.A.M.A. chants got louder and louder and louder till the puck was dropped. Ryan Smyth just checked a n00b the exact second the puck was dropped. Frederik Psani had the puck on a breakaway. He deeked the goalie and GOAL! Everyone in the rexall place were on there feet as the Oilers has the 1-0 lead.*
O.K.A.M.A.:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*O.K.A.M.A. sat down and drunk a large beer in one portion. He then took a deep breath and let it out in pleasure*
O.K.A.M.A.: Aww man I feel so sick right now!
*O.K.A.M.A. stands up and pukes down on the people below him*
Girl: Ewwwwww!
Boy: Mommy that big guy puked on me!
Teenager: Eww there's a peice of hot dog in my beer!
*A guy and a girl covered with puke were shown making out and not giving a flying*
*A obese girl dressed like Nikki was shown*
Fake Nikki: Like oh my god no wonder I am not popular people puke on me. Why is it cause I have black hair? FINE! I'ma die my hair blond. People don't puke on blondes! Then I will go back to WFWF and eat Papa Kyzer alive!
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The next seen shows the mens bathroom stall with a blond making out with O.K.A.M.A. drunk and all. Suddenly, O.K.A.M.A. begins to piss his pants and the blond passes out on the floor stall landing head first.
O.K.A.M.A.: N..n..ikii.... I'll kick yo...you....yous ass come *fart* come the next Housey house show. But for..for now I haves to go sleepy nighty night!
*O.K.A.M.A. passes out and the scene fades to black. All of a sudden the scene fades on and the girl is in a puddle of blood. The Monster mash then plays in the background and slowly fades again to black.*
OOC: Meh didn't improve on anything. Expect another possible RP for this match soom so for now I'm out!
O.K.A.M.A.: Last week I told you all I'd go where I want when I want right? Well you can decide that for yourself. Tonight I sit in this seat watching this game tied zero a piece, pissed off at what I love and what I care about WFWF. House Show 8 in bold letters O.K.A.M.A. vs Nikki Masters.... a Master of Destruction against a
ing skank ass ho. Last week she wins a battle royal..whippe freakin' do. Last week I Canadian Destroyed Jonathon Bean off the top rope and got numerous HOLY SH*T chants and still she got bigger pops than me? I find that disgusting. The people who do crazy moves for a living find that disgusting. That's saying that Mickie James is more entertaining than Hayabusa. Any who Nikki in that Battle Royal you weren't throwing the people over the top. They went over the top to get away from you. Face it Nikki other than your number one fan nobody likes you. Nobody cares about you. Nobody cares about you that is except my little friends. They know every place you go, every step you make, every tampon you've bought. Which is quite alot I say I remember the time you had to go to the girls bathroom and ...... never mind. Lemme just say this: Your face might be ugly but everything else is playboy material. Let me break it down this way Nikki: My "amigos" are hunting you down and if they say.... injure you, you will have to forfeit the match and I O.K.A.M.A. will have another W in my book. Now seeing how you are in high school lemme ask you a little math problem here: 1 X 2 divided by 1 X 5 X 2 X 3 + 50 divided by 2 +3 - 30 +2 -10 that's the number of people that are trying to injure you. So Nikki lets go back to pre-school and play pretend. Kay? Kay. So I am the Science Teacher and you are the student Nikki. In a split second I'll F+ you up. I'll give you a detention. Next thing you know you'll be on suspension. Now let me be the Spanish teacher in your 5th grade class and translate it into English. I will you up in one second. I'll make your life a living hell. Next thing you'll know you'll be the next misfit doll in the glue factory: where you belong. So we finished your math homework, your Spanish, your poetry, and your science...time for sports how about ...hockey!*You hear a generic hockey theme play while the the Oilers skate onto the ice. The fans start cheering "WE WANT THE CUP" the second the Oilers hit the ice. The Canes walk out listening to the boos which have just gotten louder. O.K.A.M.A. turns around chanting "
you Canes!" and giving them the finger and mooning them. The Jumbo Tron goes on him mooning the Canes and everyone in the Rexall Place begin to laugh. The Leader of the O.K.A.M.A.nation spanks his bare ass repeatedly and the laughs at Rexall Place just got louder. O.K.A.M.A. chants fill the Rexall Place.*O.K.A.M.A: You see Nikki you failed in gym bitch and I aced it look at me! Look at them. Standing on there feet bowing to me, O.K.A.M.A., the guy who will
you the little bitch up on June 29th!*The O.K.A.M.A. chants got louder and louder and louder till the puck was dropped. Ryan Smyth just checked a n00b the exact second the puck was dropped. Frederik Psani had the puck on a breakaway. He deeked the goalie and GOAL! Everyone in the rexall place were on there feet as the Oilers has the 1-0 lead.*
O.K.A.M.A.:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*O.K.A.M.A. sat down and drunk a large beer in one portion. He then took a deep breath and let it out in pleasure*
O.K.A.M.A.: Aww man I feel so sick right now!
*O.K.A.M.A. stands up and pukes down on the people below him*
Girl: Ewwwwww!
Boy: Mommy that big guy puked on me!
Teenager: Eww there's a peice of hot dog in my beer!
*A guy and a girl covered with puke were shown making out and not giving a flying
**A obese girl dressed like Nikki was shown*
Fake Nikki: Like oh my god no wonder I am not popular people puke on me. Why is it cause I have black hair? FINE! I'ma die my hair blond. People don't puke on blondes! Then I will go back to WFWF and eat Papa Kyzer alive!
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The next seen shows the mens bathroom stall with a blond making out with O.K.A.M.A. drunk and all. Suddenly, O.K.A.M.A. begins to piss his pants and the blond passes out on the floor stall landing head first.
O.K.A.M.A.: N..n..ikii.... I'll kick yo...you....yous ass come *fart* come the next Housey house show. But for..for now I haves to go sleepy nighty night!
*O.K.A.M.A. passes out and the scene fades to black. All of a sudden the scene fades on and the girl is in a puddle of blood. The Monster mash then plays in the background and slowly fades again to black.*
OOC: Meh didn't improve on anything. Expect another possible RP for this match soom so for now I'm out!
