Post by Jaysus on Jun 30, 2006 16:56:56 GMT -5
Down under in beautiful Melbourne Australia, O.K.A.M.A. is dressed in a beige pocket shirt and beige shorts. He flips his rounded hat on his head and begins to speak
"CROIKEE MATES! It is I, The O.K.A.M.Adile hunter. Today we will be hunting two different species of animals. 1st up on todays promo mates is the Brewasarus! He was called the Brewasaurus as he ruins all his promos and matches so he goes to the brewry and gets plastered! So please be very quiet I am gonna sneak up behind him and take his thin pencil neck and break it in two."
O.K.A.M.A. looks with his binoculars and see him. He gets on the ground and creeps very slowly. The Brewasaurus looks at O.K.A.M.A. and O.K.A.M.A. lays down like a deceased kangaroo. The Brewasarus looks away from O.K.A.M.A. Suddenly, O.K.A.M.A. looks at kangaroo. He crawls to the kangaroo but then gets on his feet trips as he was out of balance. The kangaroo runs and O.K.A.M.A's ass crack was showing. He pulled his pants up and chased after the kangaroo. The Brewasarus saw him and O.K.A.M.A. went back down to the possum position.
*whispers* "CHROIKEE! this will be harder then I thought mates! I tried to get in to the mommy kangaroos pouch but I fell and me ass crack was more important than mommy kangaroo. I will try to make diversion to tackle him and I have the perfect idea! Just watch and see."
The hunter gets out his fluffy black wig and a permanent marker. He places the wig on his head and makes a downward V on his head. He then stands up.
"KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU THONG WEARING FATTY! IT IS ME THE ROCK! ALL ME MILLIIONS......AND MILLIONS OF MATES WATCHING AT HOME WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS! IF YOU SMELL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ME ROCK IS COOKIN MATE!"
O.K.A.M.A. crouches down again and whispers
God damnit wrong federation!
He then attempts to wipe the maker off and the only way he can wipe it off is by shaving his eyebrow. So he gets a razor and shaving cream out of his pocket and shaves.
CROIKEE! I should buzz my beard off too!
So our beloved crocodile fighter gets more shaving cream out of the bottle and shaves his beard off into a small goatee. Hours pass and it is now night. The Brewasaurus is now asleep.
CHROIKKE MATES! He fell asleep this is my big chance!
He gets up and runs to the rock where the huge dinosaur like reptile lays and spears him to the ground. He wakes up and roars. He puts the dinosaur in a rear naked choke and the dinosaur screamed for mercy. The Breeasaurus is now knocked out. O.K.A.M.A. layed him on the enormous rock where the dinosaur layed. Our crocodile hunter pushed himself up and layed him under his legs he picked him up and pyrosphered him off the rock. The Brewosaurus' head split in two
BOOM HEADSHOT....MATES! We will be back with another episode after this sponsored commercial
*Commercial:
Man: 2 Men....
2 different lifestyles....
2 future champions!
The Backyard Boyz
The Heavy Metal Rocker of the WFWF Spider.......
The Crazy Chronicle of The Future O.K.A.M.A.......
The next Orgy champions....
The Backyard Boyz
Man:*talking fast* This was actually not sponsored by O.K.A.M.A. and Spider but in fact the n00bs of WFWF.
Traditional Australian Music plays and fades into O.K.A.M.A.S. newly shaved face
CHROIKEE MATES WE ARE BACK! We are now going to hunt a new breed of animals..The king of mountains! Well all we have to do mates is climb this mountain here and take the crown ff his head. Now I don't have all day so we will use advanced technology to climb this.
The Hunter pushes a button on the mountain and a door opens
Come on mate come in the door with me
The camera man goes in with O.K.A.M.A. The Crazy Chronicle pushes a button that says "TOP" and the floor begins to move. But It's Better If You do by Panic at The Disco plays while the floor is rising.
I love this song mates yea la la o baby you make me ya ya!
The box inside the cave makes a ding sound and the door opens they both get off one by one. The King Of The Mountain is sleeping peacefully.
Mates here is my chance shh.
O.K.A.M.A. tip toes to him and carefully takes it off his head. He wakes up the same minute The King growls and chases O.K.A.M.A.
*static* RUN!
The King gets in the elevator the same time the door closes. The camera is swiped to the floor and blacks out.
The camera is back on and O.K.A.M.A. is wearing the crown
See mates easy as....
The fake Aussie goes back to his American/Canadian voice
Like House Show Nine! Thomas Brewington....Brandon Bailey just as 2 weeks ago Spider and I will defeat another tag team and go another step closer to the Orgy championships. See you soon boys....see you very soon
"CROIKEE MATES! It is I, The O.K.A.M.Adile hunter. Today we will be hunting two different species of animals. 1st up on todays promo mates is the Brewasarus! He was called the Brewasaurus as he ruins all his promos and matches so he goes to the brewry and gets plastered! So please be very quiet I am gonna sneak up behind him and take his thin pencil neck and break it in two."
O.K.A.M.A. looks with his binoculars and see him. He gets on the ground and creeps very slowly. The Brewasaurus looks at O.K.A.M.A. and O.K.A.M.A. lays down like a deceased kangaroo. The Brewasarus looks away from O.K.A.M.A. Suddenly, O.K.A.M.A. looks at kangaroo. He crawls to the kangaroo but then gets on his feet trips as he was out of balance. The kangaroo runs and O.K.A.M.A's ass crack was showing. He pulled his pants up and chased after the kangaroo. The Brewasarus saw him and O.K.A.M.A. went back down to the possum position.
*whispers* "CHROIKEE! this will be harder then I thought mates! I tried to get in to the mommy kangaroos pouch but I fell and me ass crack was more important than mommy kangaroo. I will try to make diversion to tackle him and I have the perfect idea! Just watch and see."
The hunter gets out his fluffy black wig and a permanent marker. He places the wig on his head and makes a downward V on his head. He then stands up.
"KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU THONG WEARING FATTY! IT IS ME THE ROCK! ALL ME MILLIIONS......AND MILLIONS OF MATES WATCHING AT HOME WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS! IF YOU SMELL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ME ROCK IS COOKIN MATE!"
O.K.A.M.A. crouches down again and whispers
God damnit wrong federation!
He then attempts to wipe the maker off and the only way he can wipe it off is by shaving his eyebrow. So he gets a razor and shaving cream out of his pocket and shaves.
CROIKEE! I should buzz my beard off too!
So our beloved crocodile fighter gets more shaving cream out of the bottle and shaves his beard off into a small goatee. Hours pass and it is now night. The Brewasaurus is now asleep.
CHROIKKE MATES! He fell asleep this is my big chance!
He gets up and runs to the rock where the huge dinosaur like reptile lays and spears him to the ground. He wakes up and roars. He puts the dinosaur in a rear naked choke and the dinosaur screamed for mercy. The Breeasaurus is now knocked out. O.K.A.M.A. layed him on the enormous rock where the dinosaur layed. Our crocodile hunter pushed himself up and layed him under his legs he picked him up and pyrosphered him off the rock. The Brewosaurus' head split in two
BOOM HEADSHOT....MATES! We will be back with another episode after this sponsored commercial
*Commercial:
Man: 2 Men....
2 different lifestyles....
2 future champions!
The Backyard Boyz
The Heavy Metal Rocker of the WFWF Spider.......
The Crazy Chronicle of The Future O.K.A.M.A.......
The next Orgy champions....
The Backyard Boyz
Man:*talking fast* This was actually not sponsored by O.K.A.M.A. and Spider but in fact the n00bs of WFWF.
Traditional Australian Music plays and fades into O.K.A.M.A.S. newly shaved face
CHROIKEE MATES WE ARE BACK! We are now going to hunt a new breed of animals..The king of mountains! Well all we have to do mates is climb this mountain here and take the crown ff his head. Now I don't have all day so we will use advanced technology to climb this.
The Hunter pushes a button on the mountain and a door opens
Come on mate come in the door with me
The camera man goes in with O.K.A.M.A. The Crazy Chronicle pushes a button that says "TOP" and the floor begins to move. But It's Better If You do by Panic at The Disco plays while the floor is rising.
I love this song mates yea la la o baby you make me ya ya!
The box inside the cave makes a ding sound and the door opens they both get off one by one. The King Of The Mountain is sleeping peacefully.
Mates here is my chance shh.
O.K.A.M.A. tip toes to him and carefully takes it off his head. He wakes up the same minute The King growls and chases O.K.A.M.A.
*static* RUN!
The King gets in the elevator the same time the door closes. The camera is swiped to the floor and blacks out.
The camera is back on and O.K.A.M.A. is wearing the crown
See mates easy as....
The fake Aussie goes back to his American/Canadian voice
Like House Show Nine! Thomas Brewington....Brandon Bailey just as 2 weeks ago Spider and I will defeat another tag team and go another step closer to the Orgy championships. See you soon boys....see you very soon