Post by Jaysus on Jul 15, 2006 16:41:03 GMT -5
In a casino in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada We see 4 men playing a hand of Blackjack. O.K.A.M.A. comes from the right side of the screen and walks in front of the game in progress. He shuffles his chips, smirks, and begins to speak.
O.K.A.M.A.: Las Vegas *laughs* this is the place where anything can happen. You could be the poor hobo on the street in 5 minutes. Or a millionaire in 3 seconds. Its all a spin of a wheel.
O.K.A.M.A. starts walking toward a slot machine. He puts 3 tokens in the slot and pulls the lever back. The wheels begin to spin.
O.K.A.M.A.: C'mon Lucky Sevens!
The first slot lands on a seven. The second also lands on a seven.
O.K.A.M.A.: This can't be happening I'm one slot away from being a billionaire I wouldn't have ti be in WFWF I wouldn't have to do anything! PLEASE GOD MAKE THE SLOT COME UP A 7!
The slot lands on a cherry.
O.K.A.M.A.: DAMNIT! They always screw you in the end. Just like those Orgy Champions Kurt Burton and Manny C. If these guys even care to watch the house show The Backyard Boyz are 2-0. And come July 20th we are gonna make it a clean sweep. This will be guarendamnteed the greatest match of our careers. If we win who knows. We could be moved up to Odium, we could get a title match in the future, or get nothing because of the a**hole management in WFWF. But beside that all Burton and Manny are are 2 cards. 1 is the Queen of clubs and the other one is the red Joker. While listen up Cowboyz I'm the 1 playing the Ace of Spades here not you two. Ever since you won then you have disgraced the name of the Orgy titles. You guys always end up with the good hand and always end the night leaving with bling bling bigger then Bill Gates head. While we just end up with silver chains. The House Shows #1 Tag Team will show you both the definition of new school. The new generation. The Backyard Boyz! Now if you guys will follow me, I am going to win enough money on a hand of BlackJack to buy a replica of an Orgy title.....and maybe Obos autograph.
O.K.A.M.A walks eastern to the blackjack table when he finds 2 showgirls. He grins a sexy smile and gives them autographs and his phone number. O.K.A.M.A. taunts the popular "Call Me" action and walks towards the table again. He finds a cowboy hat on the ground and a cigar in a waitresses pocket. He snatches the cigar and picks the Cowboy Hat up and places it on his head.
O.K.A.M.A. : Well slap darnit I'm rootin tootin' Kurt Burton yee haw!
He finally gets to the table and lights the cigar. He puffs the cigar lightly into the dealers face making him cough three times. The dealer deals two cards to the five men at the table. O.K.A.M.A. has an Ace of hearts and a 10 of hearts. Everybody puts a chip in the middle and Man #1 raises 2. Everyone is in except Man #3 who folds. The flop comes up a King of hearts, a 9 of clubs, and a Queen of hearts. Man #2 folds. Man #4, O.K.A.M.A. raises 3. Man #5 and #1 go in and the next card is an Ace of Hearts. Man #5 raises 5 as well as Man #1. O.K.A.M.A. then gets his cocky smirk on and goes all in. Both men do the same and the last card is a 9 of spades.
Man #1 flips his cards over revealing a 9 of diamonds and he smiles. O.K.A.M.A. flips both cards over announcing that he has a royal flush. Man #5 doesn't even flip his cards over and slides the cards back to the dealer and walks out of the casino with his head down
O.K.A.M.A.: BAH GAWD I'm darn tootin stinkin rich! But once again with all joking aside I can see itv right now, House Show taking Odium down once and for all. And Kurt Burton and Manny C., get ready because me and spider will flush you out and make your 2 hearts broken in half.
O.K.A.M.A. grabs the deck from the dealer throwing them around looking for the 2 of hearts. Once he finds it he raises it to the camera and rips it in half. He then takes his loot, cowboy hat, and cigar and walks back out of the casino.
O.K.A.M.A. "Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Viva...Viva.....LAS VEGASSSSSSS! *laughs*"
O.K.A.M.A.: Las Vegas *laughs* this is the place where anything can happen. You could be the poor hobo on the street in 5 minutes. Or a millionaire in 3 seconds. Its all a spin of a wheel.
O.K.A.M.A. starts walking toward a slot machine. He puts 3 tokens in the slot and pulls the lever back. The wheels begin to spin.
O.K.A.M.A.: C'mon Lucky Sevens!
The first slot lands on a seven. The second also lands on a seven.
O.K.A.M.A.: This can't be happening I'm one slot away from being a billionaire I wouldn't have ti be in WFWF I wouldn't have to do anything! PLEASE GOD MAKE THE SLOT COME UP A 7!
The slot lands on a cherry.
O.K.A.M.A.: DAMNIT! They always screw you in the end. Just like those Orgy Champions Kurt Burton and Manny C. If these guys even care to watch the house show The Backyard Boyz are 2-0. And come July 20th we are gonna make it a clean sweep. This will be guarendamnteed the greatest match of our careers. If we win who knows. We could be moved up to Odium, we could get a title match in the future, or get nothing because of the a**hole management in WFWF. But beside that all Burton and Manny are are 2 cards. 1 is the Queen of clubs and the other one is the red Joker. While listen up Cowboyz I'm the 1 playing the Ace of Spades here not you two. Ever since you won then you have disgraced the name of the Orgy titles. You guys always end up with the good hand and always end the night leaving with bling bling bigger then Bill Gates head. While we just end up with silver chains. The House Shows #1 Tag Team will show you both the definition of new school. The new generation. The Backyard Boyz! Now if you guys will follow me, I am going to win enough money on a hand of BlackJack to buy a replica of an Orgy title.....and maybe Obos autograph.
O.K.A.M.A walks eastern to the blackjack table when he finds 2 showgirls. He grins a sexy smile and gives them autographs and his phone number. O.K.A.M.A. taunts the popular "Call Me" action and walks towards the table again. He finds a cowboy hat on the ground and a cigar in a waitresses pocket. He snatches the cigar and picks the Cowboy Hat up and places it on his head.
O.K.A.M.A. : Well slap darnit I'm rootin tootin' Kurt Burton yee haw!
He finally gets to the table and lights the cigar. He puffs the cigar lightly into the dealers face making him cough three times. The dealer deals two cards to the five men at the table. O.K.A.M.A. has an Ace of hearts and a 10 of hearts. Everybody puts a chip in the middle and Man #1 raises 2. Everyone is in except Man #3 who folds. The flop comes up a King of hearts, a 9 of clubs, and a Queen of hearts. Man #2 folds. Man #4, O.K.A.M.A. raises 3. Man #5 and #1 go in and the next card is an Ace of Hearts. Man #5 raises 5 as well as Man #1. O.K.A.M.A. then gets his cocky smirk on and goes all in. Both men do the same and the last card is a 9 of spades.
Man #1 flips his cards over revealing a 9 of diamonds and he smiles. O.K.A.M.A. flips both cards over announcing that he has a royal flush. Man #5 doesn't even flip his cards over and slides the cards back to the dealer and walks out of the casino with his head down
O.K.A.M.A.: BAH GAWD I'm darn tootin stinkin rich! But once again with all joking aside I can see itv right now, House Show taking Odium down once and for all. And Kurt Burton and Manny C., get ready because me and spider will flush you out and make your 2 hearts broken in half.
O.K.A.M.A. grabs the deck from the dealer throwing them around looking for the 2 of hearts. Once he finds it he raises it to the camera and rips it in half. He then takes his loot, cowboy hat, and cigar and walks back out of the casino.
O.K.A.M.A. "Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Viva...Viva.....LAS VEGASSSSSSS! *laughs*"
