Post by hardyz on Nov 26, 2006 12:38:14 GMT -5
Setting:In the ring. The lights are very dim. There is only one bright light. It is on The High Horror.
Horror:So Eagle, you say you like red. You say you like red wine, and the sight of my blood pouring down my face. Well that is not going to be the case. The sight of my own blood doesn't scare me a bit. But the sight of yours profusely gushing out of your thick idiotic skull will make me happy. You see, I am deranged. I am rich. And most of all, I am by far more powerful than your wildest dreams.
Grabs a chair and waits in the ring for a somewhat dramatic pause. He then sits in the chair and continues talking.
Horror:Eagles are said to be very mean, vicious, and powerful, but you are not. Why do you even call yourself an eagle anyway? You are a Britt. Not an American. And in case you are dumb, the eagle is the American bird, not England, or German, or whatever hellhole country you are from. A true eagle would be me The High Horror. I am mean. I am vicious. And most of all; POWERFUL!. So step into the ring with me if you dare, but just know that you will walk in an "eagle" and out bird stew!
The lights dim, Horror disappears.
Horror:So Eagle, you say you like red. You say you like red wine, and the sight of my blood pouring down my face. Well that is not going to be the case. The sight of my own blood doesn't scare me a bit. But the sight of yours profusely gushing out of your thick idiotic skull will make me happy. You see, I am deranged. I am rich. And most of all, I am by far more powerful than your wildest dreams.
Grabs a chair and waits in the ring for a somewhat dramatic pause. He then sits in the chair and continues talking.
Horror:Eagles are said to be very mean, vicious, and powerful, but you are not. Why do you even call yourself an eagle anyway? You are a Britt. Not an American. And in case you are dumb, the eagle is the American bird, not England, or German, or whatever hellhole country you are from. A true eagle would be me The High Horror. I am mean. I am vicious. And most of all; POWERFUL!. So step into the ring with me if you dare, but just know that you will walk in an "eagle" and out bird stew!
The lights dim, Horror disappears.
