Post by hardyz on Nov 27, 2006 11:41:02 GMT -5
Setting: It is sunrise. And he is on the end of a cliff. An eagle's cliff.
Horror: THE CURSE EAGLE! You say you will kill me? You say that I'm a prick? Well so what if I am or not. You say that money doesn't mean anything in a match? Well damn you are dumber than you look. I hate people like you. You are just a damn jobber trying to do something with your crapty life. Well, you will not have a life after I take it from you in our match. An EYE OF THE EAGLE HANGMAN MATCH!!
Horror: You don't have to worry about anyone helping me. It is you cheating that gets me. How about this. We make it a Hell in the Cell Hangman match. The rules are exactly the same, except we are in a more welcoming environment for me. Well do you accept? Or are you to chicken to face a psycho like me?
Pauses for a moment and downs a can of beer and smashes it over his head.
Horror: See I am not afraid of the sight of my own blood either. Now you may be wondering why I am on an Eagle's perch. Well I am here to prove a point. Below this cliff is 20 pounds of dynamite. Now in exactly 5 minutes it will go off, and down goes an eagles home, and an eagle. So the point I am trying to prove is that you say you will kill me, well I can't kill you yet, but why not kill a brother eagle. And if you want to be smart and call the cops on me, well they can't do crap. Eagles are not endangered anymore. So that means this one and you will DIE!!Say good bye you bastard.
Horror gets into a Rolls Royce Phantom and drives away. And sure enough, the cliff explodes, and so does the eagle.
(Eagle can just quick reply for the answer of the match.)
Horror: THE CURSE EAGLE! You say you will kill me? You say that I'm a prick? Well so what if I am or not. You say that money doesn't mean anything in a match? Well damn you are dumber than you look. I hate people like you. You are just a damn jobber trying to do something with your crapty life. Well, you will not have a life after I take it from you in our match. An EYE OF THE EAGLE HANGMAN MATCH!!
Horror: You don't have to worry about anyone helping me. It is you cheating that gets me. How about this. We make it a Hell in the Cell Hangman match. The rules are exactly the same, except we are in a more welcoming environment for me. Well do you accept? Or are you to chicken to face a psycho like me?
Pauses for a moment and downs a can of beer and smashes it over his head.
Horror: See I am not afraid of the sight of my own blood either. Now you may be wondering why I am on an Eagle's perch. Well I am here to prove a point. Below this cliff is 20 pounds of dynamite. Now in exactly 5 minutes it will go off, and down goes an eagles home, and an eagle. So the point I am trying to prove is that you say you will kill me, well I can't kill you yet, but why not kill a brother eagle. And if you want to be smart and call the cops on me, well they can't do crap. Eagles are not endangered anymore. So that means this one and you will DIE!!Say good bye you bastard.
Horror gets into a Rolls Royce Phantom and drives away. And sure enough, the cliff explodes, and so does the eagle.
(Eagle can just quick reply for the answer of the match.)