Post by devinstar on Dec 6, 2006 12:10:43 GMT -5
Devin is walking around outside the arena, thinking about what he did right in that last match, and what he did wrong. He seemed pretty flawless in the ring, but something still didn't feel right...
Devin walks into a building to think about it, which he didn't bother to see what it was. It was a comedy club. He paid the admission and went inside to a table, and watched the stage. He was right near the stage, too...the guy on the stage keeps telling jokes, and everyone's laughing, including Devin. Then the man, who's apparently an avid wrestling fan, sees Devin.
"Oh, hey everybody, speaking of weedwhackers, here's Devin Star!"
Everyone starts laughing at how random that was, and man starts to signal for Devin to have a mic.
"Come on up, Mr. Star, please! It's all good."
Devin steps onto the stage as someone places a microphone in his hand, and people start cheering.
"Mind if I get a spontaneous interview?"
"Sure."
"Okay, then, lemme start with the obvious question...what the heck kinda last name is Star? I mean...wait, wait...are you related to Ringo Starr? You know, from the Beatles?"
Everybody laughing at this, and even Devin's chuckling.
"Nah, he's got two R's in his name. I know, it's a weird name."
"OK, I think we got that part down. Next thing: What's up with the green hair?! Seriously...is the Jolly Green Giant your hairstylist?"
More laughter follows.
"It's just my thing, man, just my thing."
"Hey, hey, that's cool. So...you recently got the snot beaten out of you by Christain Shields on national television, though...what are you gonna do? Beat him with a spatula."
This gets a confused reaction until Devin speaks.
"I'm facing him this week in two out of three falls, so I don't think I need one...and it's Christain Shields, not Crispy Wheels."
The crowd laughs at this, as does the comedian.
"Oh, man...well, enjoy the rest of the show!"
Devin shakes the man's hand and hops off the stage, the crowd cheering him as the scene fades to black.
((I HAVE MORE COMING BUT I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK RIGHT NOW!!!))
