HS 24: Three Years too Short

*The sun is at its peak and the sweltering Thirteen Degree Celsius temperatures makes things seem like the Bahamas compared to the 40 below temperatures from just a few months ago. Yes, this was Canada, more specifically Edmonton, Alberta Canada. The hometown of some of the greatest wrestlers the game knows. Including one man whose rumor of a return to the world of wrestling was creating a rather large buzz. So much so that he was even scheduled to be on the next House Show card against a man who has recently proved himself on the non-televised circuit of WFWF. Yes, Edmonton still remained the hometown of “The Main Event Messiah” Justin Tyme. Even though numerous times he claimed he would disown himself from being an Edmontonian, he still stayed loyal. Now, 2 days from his 3 year anniversary of his arrival in the WFWF, Justin Tyme is prepared to make his return to the WFWF. At the location where Justin specifically requested a rather large camera crew, loud rock music could be heard echoing throughout the city air. A stream of soapy water flowed out of a garage followed by obnoxious, karaoke-esque singing. The stream of water was coming from a red Aston Martin being washed in the garage. Not by Justin however, but by a strikingly beautiful young lady. The obnoxious karaoke singing, however, was coming from Justin who was crooning to “Strutter” by Kiss when he noticed the camera crew he had requested. Justin was dressed down, moreso than usual, wearing one of his old Winged JT logo shirts and a pair of black sweat pants. The only thing that looked in place on Justin Tyme was the black sunglasses which concealed his oft-mentioned lime green eyes. Justin removed his sunglasses and ceased to croon along with the 80’s rock music. He pushed his hair back out of his eyes as he looked prepared to address everyone in the WFWF for the first time in several long months.*

Justin Tyme: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to my humble abode, rather the Casa de la Tyme. This very location that has not been viewed via a television set in so many months is a prime location to announce my triumphant return to the WFWF. What with all the yard space, what better place then my rather unostentatious manner?

*Justin looked around his vast land with approval, nodding his head and smiling. Justin placed his sunglasses back on as he reached into his pocket for a sheet of paper of some sort. Justin appeared to be battling with some of the words used on the paper but eventually folded it up and placed it back in his pocket.*

Justin Tyme: Now the lot of you probably remembers the Justin Tyme who sort of circumvents the main point, dances around what he wants to talk about. Get to the end point in a very round about way. But alas I have no time to waste and should probably cut to the chase so I will.

*Justin quickly glances at the paper in his pocket again before continuing.*

Justin Tyme: Now I am approaching 3 years of loyal, undying service to the WFWF and I get tossed on a House Show? Now I can understand Yukio Blaze running the House Show, that is always how I saw him, hanging around with the scrubs, the nobodies and the never-will-be’s like the people that occupy the House Show roster. Like this guy I’m fighting. I mean, what’s a Christian Rodriguez? Sounds like that kid I hired to clean my windows in the morning. Christian Rodriguez definitely isn’t a name that strikes fear into the hearts of many except maybe those people who appreciate decent talent. So I am going to put it to you rather blunt Pedro Morales, I am only competing on the house shows because it would “appear disrespectful” to you scrubs who are working ever so hard to make it to the main roster. I am a Main Event Messiah, I should be competing for the WFWF World Title, which I have never had a shot at by the way. But I am rather facing Igor Martinez on a freaking House Show.

*Justin starts to wander around his vast yard, continuing his tirade

So I am going to tell you what I’m going to go in there, look Juan Petrolez in the eyes, slap him in the face and take him into Over Tyme. Then I will go, pick up my check, bitch slap the bank teller, collect my money and be on Felo-De-Se by the end of the week. I belong on Felo-De-Se where all of the real talent is competing, I don’t love dominating everyone I come in contact with but that is what I will do. I am a HUGE star that should have WFWF gold strapped to my waste right now.

*Justin glances at the paper in his pocket once again and laughs a little bit.*

Justin Tyme: On further review… maybe I have no problem with being on the house show. Let’s just use the excuse that it “gives me a chance to hone my skills” which in other terms can be translated into “I am going to kick everyone’s ass on the House Show roster until they have no choice but to end the House Show circuit due to massive injuries”. I will either give you a choice to move me out of the House Show circuit before people get hurt OR I will force my way out of the House Show circuit by dominating my way through all the scrubs and forcing my way onto Felo-De Se. Either way, it’s too late for things to change for Senor Rodriguez but it’s not too late for the rest of the roster. Hopefully people will see things my way.

Justin pulls out the sheet of paper from his pocket and makes it “spontaneously combust” before his very eyes. Justin wanders back into his garage where his lovely assistant continues washing the car as Justin continues his crooning to older songs, now singing “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Captain and Tennille.

Fade to Black

Not necissarily my very best but I don't think it's too bad. Good luck to Mr. Rodriguez.