Post by Thunder on Dec 13, 2008 0:21:26 GMT -5
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Coming LIVE from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, PA!
Hey, look. There’s pyro. Yay! And there’s the two announcers. They probably have something to say.
Matt Steel: What a lackluster opening.
Matthew Werner: Good evening and welcome to Loaded! We are just one week away from the big tournament, and tonight’s main event battle royal sure has been implications for that.
Matt Steel: It sure does, but that’s not important right now. K13 is wrestling!
The match is a quick one. Despite what the name BloodBath would imply, there wasn’t much blood shed or even offense from that guy. K13’s experience and awesomeness were shown as he defeated his opponent by covering him with just one finger. That’s how much he rules.
Matt Steel: And another hapless fool falls to the legend known as K13. When will it ever end?
Matthew Werner: I’m going to ignore that while we head backstage.
Matt Steel: You’re just a racist bas—
Stacy Grey: I am now being joined by The High Horror! Horror, thanks for talking.
Horror: My pleasure, Ms. Grey.
Stacy: So, first things first. I have to admit, these last couple weeks you have looked really good out there…competing in, and winning all those matches. Is this taking a toll on you physically?
Horror: Well, of course it does. No matter how much the guys…and girls back there wanna keep it hidden, after every match, your body aches in places you didn’t even know you had. So…of course.
Stacy: Secondly, I wanted to get your opinion on your match at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. While the details have yet to be finalized, the match is to involve you, Reckless, and Dave Williams. On top of that, you might be teaming with your opponent later on in the night for the tag team titles! Thoughts?
Horror: Firstly, I’m a sucker for a good fight…especially one that I have the ability to control and destroy who and how I see fit. Those traitors Reckless and Williams can and will finally get their just deserves some the Massacre. And as for me teaming with Reckless next week, and possibly farther after that? Well…let’s just say as much as I hate it, I have my chance to finally get what was robbed from me all those months ago and I will let absolutely NOTHING stand in my way of that. And if that means breaking some rules…or someone’s jaw…I don’t really give a damn...I'll do whatever it takes...heh....
Matthew Werner: Heh? Who says heh?
Matt Steel: Scott Steiner does.
Matthew Werner: I’ve just been informed that the upcoming handicap match has been changed to a gauntlet match. That’s more bad news for Blaze. We’ll be right back.
There’s some commercials for porn and that blanket with sleeves. The WFWF gets some high end advertisers.
. . . and we’re back.
Matt Steel and Matthew Werner are now on camera with a somber look on their faces.
Matt Steel: As some of you may know, a dear friend of the WFWF stars passed away last week.
Matthew Werner: Jackson Lee was an avid wrestling fan, and was personally good friends with many of our stars. He was eighteen, and I think that is what is the worst thing about this.
Matt Steel: No doubt, Matthew. To young…to damn young. Jackson, this match has been dedicated to you, man!
“Miseria Cantare” by AFI plays as The Random Hero Yukio Blaze makes his way quickly down to the ring, trying to evade the refs inside the ring though.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring from Flint, Michigan…Yukio Blaze!!!
“Through the Fire and the Flames” by Dragonforce echoes through the arena, as too the chorus of intense boos Williams is receiving from the crowd.
Keri Thames: And one of the opponents. From London, England…..David Williams!
David Williams makes his way down to the ring slowly, taking in all the boos and was breathing light and freely as he raises the briefcase with High Horror’s contract inside, drawing more boos. Williams waits outside the ring.
“Stronger” by Kanye West plays as David Roberts comes out from the Gorilla and, much like Williams, is treated to a chorus of boos.
Keri Thames:[/b] And his partner….David Roberts!!!!
Roberts walks down to Williams and shakes his hand and the two of them smile and look up the ramp.
“Falling in the Black” by Skillet roars as the fans look up in expectation. When the guitar hits, a man walks out with a determined look on his face, his fists clenching and un-clenching as he walks down the ramp.
Keri Thames: Finally, from Yamato, Japan by way of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania….Samael Ahriman!!
The fans look expectantly at the newest addition of the roster, with him not even acknowledging the existence of Roberts or Williams. He walks over to the opposite end of the ring and crouches down to be eye level with the ring. Roberts stays where he is and Williams rolls into the ring.
Williams and Yukio quickly tie up at the sound of the bell. Being the bigger man, Yukio takes over easily with a back bearhug. Yukio clinches his fingers around the waist of Williams trying to squeeze all the air from him. Williams is flopping his arms around trying to hit Blaze in the head. Williams gets an arm around Yukio, but Blaze ducks his head, and manages to nail a spinebuster on a now twisted Dave Williams. Blaze squats, his feet on either side of Williams. He wraps his arms underneath Williams’ arms and he clenches his fingers together on Williams’ neck, locking in the reverse full-nelson which is now inclined. Williams is unable to scream, but he is pounding his arms and legs, struggling to stay conscience, let alone get out of the hold. Williams reaches back in search of the ropes, but he is not quite there. Seeing this, Roberts “accidentally” bumps the bottom rope enough to get Williams to grasp it. Trace now counts quickly.
Trace: ROPEBREAK 1234
Yukio breaks the hold quickly and rolls out of the ring in hot pursuit of Roberts. Roberts runs around the ring and suddenly leaps. Yukio comes around the corner with a head of steam, but quickly does a faceplant, Samael’s left leg sweeping/tripping him as he came around.
Matt Steel: Crap…I forgot about him crouched there.
Thunder: 1….2….3….4…5…6…7…
Yukio manages to pull himself into the ring before Thunder gets to eight. By now, Dave has made his was to his feet and is lurking in the far turnbuckle. Blaze works his way to his feet and staggers. Dave Williams launches himself at Blaze, but his arm is caught by Yukio. He quickly turns to face Yukio and is locked in and gets drilled by the Trail Blazer!
Trace: 1……………………………………………………………….2……………………………
Thunder rolls Trace out of the way and shoots him a sharp glare and counts.
Thunder: 1…..2….3
Keri Thames: Dave Williams has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Nice moves by Yukio picking up the three count on Williams.
Matt Steel: I coulda been done with these hacks already.
Samael and Roberts look over at Matt Steel and put on angry faces.
Matthew Werner: Pst….Matt….I think they heard you.
Thunder waves towards Roberts, signaling him to come in the ring. Roberts sends a look to Samael and he cocks an eyebrow back to Dave. Roberts then rolls into the ring, Blaze awaiting. Trace calls for the bell and Roberts locks up with Yukio. Roberts, being overpowered, releases the tie-up and rakes Blazes eyes. Thunder shakes his head and shrugs. Roberts reaches down to his left with his right fist and swings it back up, catching the back of his fist across the face of The Random Hero, sending him to his knee clutching his jaw. Roberts raises him quickly and drops him again with a strong DDT. Yukio rolls over, out like a light, but Roberts doesn’t care. Dave drags Yukio to the turnbuckle and rolls himself out of the ring. He grabs Yukio’s legs that are inside of the ring and pulls back as fast and hard as he can, driving Yukio’s “…” into the steel post. Thunder, Trace, and even straight-faced Samael grimaced at that while Roberts chuckled, proud of his work. Yukio’s legs are still dangling when Dave cocks his eyebrow at Samael who nods his head and slides into a side stance. Roberts lifts the left leg of Yukio up from the apron and holds it against the post when Samael takes a slight hop backwards, then leaps forward from his side stance. Yukio manages to get his leg loose from Roberts grasp and raises it up in the air, but it was to late for Dave to move and Samael planted his boot square in the chest of Roberts. Dave crashes to the mat as Yukiowraps the back of his knee around the neck of Samael and pulls his leg in, Samael’s forehead sickeningly cracking off of the ringpost. Blaze works to his feet and yells ar Thunder and Trace for not counting Roberts out. Thunder is staring into space, but Trace starts yelling at Yukio in return fire. They babble incoherently for about a minute when Thunder decides to just put an end to it. Thunder shoves Trace out of the way and decks Yukio square in the already injured jaw. Thunder mounts Yukio and savagely delivers stiff rights again and again, Blaze’s face now as red as his hair…drenched in blood. The punches continue until Trace pulls Thunder off of Yukio and pins him to the turnbuckle telling him to shape up now or get out of the ring.
Matthew Werner: Though Demon hates Blaze, I guess he would rather him breathing.
Matt Steel: Nah, he just don’t wanna deal with the what would be pending wrongful death lawsuit.
Matthew Werner: Good point.
Thunder takes a few deep breaths and all of a sudden he is mister calm, cool, and collected again. Trace pats him on the back as Roberts finally gets back into the ring. Dave looks at Blaze’s face and shoots a look to Thunder who hides his fists behind his back and whistles innocently. Roberts rolls his eyes and covers Blaze.
Thunder: 1….2….
Kickout at two!
Matt Steel: How the hell did he get out of that?
Roberts looks flushed now, obviously still trying to catch his breath from that kick earlier. Dave picks up a limp Yukio and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. Dave runs at him and tries a splash, but Blaze rolls on the ropes and Roberts crashes. Yukio gets under Roberts now and lifts him onto his shoulders and falls, nailing the Electric Chair. Yukio then acts quickly, bouncing off of the ropes and somersaulting, hitting the Rolling Thunder. Yukio gets to his feet in a flash and howls at the fans who are cheering him on. Dazed, Roberts stands and is caught ith a swift shuffle crescent side kick right in the mouth. Yukio hooks Roberts arm and neck behind his and drops him with an STO, then locks him into the Anaconda Vise. Yukio is screaming loudly and cranking the hold up much more than necessary for any normal submission. Roberts attemps to put up a fight, but taps out moments later.
Keri Thames: Dave Roberts has been eliminated!
Blaze cranks the hold more, Roberts flopping like a fish when from out of no where, the Silent Assassin leaps up and drives his feet into the head of Yukio, which cracks off of the canvas, releasing the hold. Trace carefully rolls a limp Roberts out of the ring. Samael is in a low side stance, his hands raised to protect his face.
Matt Steel: NINJA…HI YAH!
Matthew Werner: He’s a Judoka, Matt. There’s a difference…
Matt Steel: WHOOOOOYAHHH!
*sounds of headset hitting off the announce table*
Yukio is brought to his feet by Thunder, the bell is tolled, and Thunder gives him a “playful” shove into a waiting Samael. Samael throws a hard right, but Yukio ducks under, turns around and brings his right fist don like a hammer. Samael suavely turns into a low front stance , his hands up in the air in an X position, Yukio’s arm trapped in the X. Samael twistsYukio’s arm, pulls him don for a throw, but Yukio locks his shoulder and twists out of the grasp, but he holds onto Samael’s wrist and pulls him in right next to him and the two of them exchange a look. Samael mumbles something under his breath and Yukio gives him a wink and lets go of the hold. Samael backs up to his corner and is crouched again, but surprisingly, so is Yukio. The two charge into the middle of the ring, but Samael quickly takes Yukio down with an Osoto Gari maneuver. Yukio is now pinned down on his side, Samael hanging onto his arm and leaning forward into a perfect armbar. Yukio manages somehow to get his legs under him though and does a quick, semi-pro judo arm drag bringing Samael down. Yukio gets up and runs off of the rope then back at Samael. Samael kicks up then leaps up into the air and fals backwards catching Yukio’s head, and Samael’s legs flinging Yukio up and over in a standing monkey flip.
Matthew Werner: Beautiful Tamouinagi.
Matt Steel: I don’t even wanna know that you just said…
Samael does another great kick-up and crouches once more, but this time in some different kind of stance. Yukio is up momentarily and walks right into Samael locking him into some kind of gutwrench suplex type of position, but he kicks Yukio’s legs out from under him and flips forward, hitting The Serpents Temptation.
Matthew Werner: A Ranhei? SWEET!
Matt Steel: Geek.
Trace: 1….2…..3
Keri Thames: Here are your winners……Dave Williams, Dave Roberts, and Samael Ahriman!
Yukio signals Tammy McTwirlstein to throw a microphone into the ring as Thunder and Trace are exiting up the ramp.
Yukio Blaze: Wait a minute you two. You thought you would break me tonight, well that didnt happen as I'm still standing tall. I just have a couple gripes that I need to get off my chest and the first one goes to you Thunder. You know damn good and well I should be facing you at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the World Title. I'm not saying that MOD and Michaels are not worthy of it, but you could have at least given me a fair shot at it. You know that I can beat you for that title and your scared like a dog..
The fans start a "Thunder's Scared", "Thunder's Scared" chant.
Yukio Blaze: And then there is you Trace. I could spent all day talking about you in this right, but I want to make it short with you. I've noticed that you havent wrestled a match in quite a while and there are those of myself, Kronic, and a few others that have wrestled on every show you have anchored. So I think that needs to change. I'm not challenging you tonight or even next week when Kronic and Myself are going to bring home the Tag Team titles as me and him have a understanding about that, but I'm challenging you, Trace Demon to a match at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and since we will be in Texas, I think the only suitable match between us should be a Texas Bullrope Match. So Trace, do you except...
Yukio raises his hand out, in a giving gesture towards Trace as Thunder is whispering in Demon's ear. Demon grins, and a stage hand passes him a microphone.
Trace Demon: You know what Yukio, that challenge is the worst mistake you've ever made. I'll accept your challenge, but trust me, if you think you've seen everything I can do, then your sorely mistaken. Your career will end, your body will be broken and your blood will flow across that ring. The fall of Yukio Blaze is at hand...
By now there is a stunned silence across the arena. Trace lets out one final grin.
Trace Demon: And Yukio...
Trace raised three fingers on his left hand.
Trace Demon: It's all about three.
Trace and Thunder walk backstage, Thunder looking serious and Trace laughing at everyone's shocked expression.
Matthew Werner: What in the world did he mean Matt?
Matt Steel: God knows Matthew, but it certainly can't be good for Yukio.
The contest between Vanessa McGurk and Aaron Ashton was much closer than the opening contest. Both appeared equally talented, which made for quite the back-and-forth battle. In the end, Ashton was able to catch McGurk off guard with a roll-up for the win, getting the upset and remaining undefeated.
Matthew Werner: And now let’s head backstage again.
Matt Steel: Why?
Matthew Werner: Because.
Matt Steel: That’s not even a real answer.
Sam Kineval is walking to the ring preparing for his match. David Roberts, Kineval's partner in the tournament walks up to him and gets in his face.
Roberts: Win.
Kineval trys to walk away, but Roberts holds him back.
Roberts: You hear me punk?
Kineval: Yeah.
Roberts: Look, I don't want to be partners with you, you don't want to be partners with me, I get that.
Kineval: So, what's your point?
Roberts: Look, if we gotta be partners, then how about we give it our all and win some gold. And that starts tonight. Win tonight, and we get a bye in the first round next week. So win alright.
Kineval: I'll see what I can do.
Kineval tries to walk away again but Roberts still holds him back.
Kineval: Pull me back one more time and I sware to god you won't make it to next week.
Roberts: What was that punk?
Kineval: You heard me.
Roberts: Go out there, give 110%, and then we'll settle this next week. But now, WIN.
Kineval walks away and Roberts looks on as Loaded goes to commercial.
Matthew Werner: As of right now the participants in our main event our making their way to the ring. Should be a great match, Matt.
Matt Steel: I sure hope so. Nobody likes an awful main event.
Matthew Werner: I don’t know why I bother.
Keri Thames: The following contest is the battle royal to determine which team receives a bye in the tag team title tournament! The participants are already in the ring and they are Master of Destruction, Ace Bennett, Sam Kineval, Reckless, Kronic, Johnny Michaels and Sheer Domination!
As soon as the bell sounds, all hell breaks loose. Battles begin to emerge right away. MOD goes after Michaels and presses him up against the corner where he hits him with a series of right hands. Michaels blocks one and returns the favor with punches of his own. He then vaults MOD over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Placing his shoulder into Michael’s ribcage, MOD gets himself back into the ring, only to be taken down by a clothesline by Kronic.
On the other side of the ring, Bennett and Kineval, opponents last week, are going at it. Bennett is attempting to get Kineval over, but a kick to the head stops that. Kineval turns his attention to Reckless instead of going after his fallen opponent, which turns out to not be the best idea. He dumps Kineval over, but he also lands on the apron and gets back into the ring.
Matthew Werner: We’ve been pretty silent so far.
Matt Steel: Well, with so many guys in there it’s action too fast to call.
Matthew Werner: So show we wait for some guys to get eliminated?
Matt Steel: Definitely.
Matthew Werner: Cool.
Reckless takes a couple shots at Kronic as soon he is back inside the ring. Meanwhile, Domination and Bennett are about to face off. Domination gets the power edge and slams Bennett down to the mat. His mistake comes when he decides to celebrate this. While this is happening, Bennett reaches his feet and hits a dropkick that sends Domination over the top rope and out onto the floor.
Keri Thames: Sheer Domination has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Ace Bennett gets rid of Sheer Domination for our first elimination.
Matt Steel: I thought we weren’t going to talk now.
Matthew Werner: I thought that was important enough to mention.
Matt Steel: You’re just a liar.
Bennett gets up and walks right into a big boot from Reckless. Reckless sends him into the corner and looks to hit a splash, but Bennett moves out of the way. This causes Reckless to hit the post head-first. With a little help from Bennett, he’s almost eliminated, but makes it back into the ring.
Meanwhile, Michaels and Kronic have begun teaming up on MOD. They first hit a spike piledriver that appears to effectively knock MOD out. That doesn’t mean that they’re done. They hit a double back drop and wait for MOD to pull himself up by the ropes. He does so and pulls the top rope down as they charge after him, sending them both out to the floor.
Keri Thames: Johnny Michaels and Kronic have been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Master of Destruction just eliminated two of the biggest stars in the WFWF!
Matt Steel: See, now you’re just making me look bad. I’m sitting here not talking and then you steal the spotlight.
Matthew Werner: Well, we’re down to the final four, so it might be a good chance to talk again.
It’s now down to MOD, Reckless, Kineval and Bennett. For a moment or two all four men stand motionless, neither wanting to make the first move. Finally, all hell breaks loose. MOD and Reckless go after each other while Kineval and Bennett battle it out. Bennett hits a german suplex only to have Kineval land on his feet and hit a basement dropkick. MOD hits DDT on Reckless and climbs the top rope.
Matthew Werner: This might not be a good idea.
Matt Steel: You could say that.
Reckless reaches his feet and runs into the ropes, crotching MOD in the process. He then climbs up to the top and tries to suplex him out of the ring, but MOD counters by throwing him down to the mat below and then placing himself back on the top rope. Kineval rushes up to him and climbs the top rope before MOD can do anything. The two battle it out with a series of right hands, with either one vulnerable to falling at any moment. Finally, MOD ducks a bunch and essentially back drops Kineval out on to the floor.
Matt Steel: Sam Kineval was 21-years-old.
Keri Thames: Sam Kineval was been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: And now we’re down to MOD, Bennett and Reckless.
With both of his remaining opponents reaching their feet, MOD climbs down from the top rope. Once again, the remaining men are still. Then, suddenly, Reckless and MOD both gang up on Bennett and give him a double suplex. With Bennett out of it, Reckless lets his guard down only to be hit with a superkick from MOD.
Matthew Werner: That didn’t last long.
Matt Steel: Every man for himself, Matthew.
MOD turns his attention right back to Bennett. With the man still out, MOD simply tosses him over the top rope and turns around. What he doesn’t see is Bennett pulling himself up just before his feet him the floor. He re-enters the ring and hits MOD with a dropkick that sends him over the top rope, where he barely hangs on.
Matthew Werner: Bennett is about to eliminate Master of Destruction! This is incredible!
Matt Steel: Calm down. It’s just a match.
MOD also pulls himself back up, and gives Bennett a kick to the head in the process. He then gives the stunned Bennett a suplex over the top rope that sends him to the floor.
Keri Thames: Ace Bennett has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: But what an effort by him.
Matt Steel: Who cares about that? The story here is that Master of Destruction has been flat out the man so far.
With only two men left, Reckless and MOD lock up in the center of the ring. Reckless gets the better of it and shoves him into the corner. Much to his surprise, he is caught with an elbow to the side of the head. He picks up Reckless for the Peak of Destruction, but Reckless slips out and hits the ‘R’ Switch instead.
Just then, Thunder runs out to the ring with a chair. The whole time, Reckless’ back is turned.
Matt Steel: Aw. Look at this. The team’s going to work together.
Thunder gets in the ring and swings wildly with the chair. Reckless sees it in just enough time to duck, so Thunder instead hits MOD, who had just reached his feet. The shot is powerful enough to send MOD over the top rope and out for the elimination.
Matt Steel: Oh, he
ed up big time.
Keri Thames: The winner of the battle royal . . . RECKLESS!!!
Thunder stays in the ring until MOD reaches his feet. At that point, MOD looks ready to kill him, so he runs off in fear.[/color]
Matt Steel: That’s probably the best idea at this point.
Matthew Werner: We’ll see you next week for the tag title tournament!
The WFWF logo flashes on the screen as the show fades out[/color][/center]
Coming LIVE from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, PA!
Hey, look. There’s pyro. Yay! And there’s the two announcers. They probably have something to say.
Matt Steel: What a lackluster opening.
Matthew Werner: Good evening and welcome to Loaded! We are just one week away from the big tournament, and tonight’s main event battle royal sure has been implications for that.
Matt Steel: It sure does, but that’s not important right now. K13 is wrestling!
The match is a quick one. Despite what the name BloodBath would imply, there wasn’t much blood shed or even offense from that guy. K13’s experience and awesomeness were shown as he defeated his opponent by covering him with just one finger. That’s how much he rules.
Matt Steel: And another hapless fool falls to the legend known as K13. When will it ever end?
Matthew Werner: I’m going to ignore that while we head backstage.
Matt Steel: You’re just a racist bas—
Stacy Grey: I am now being joined by The High Horror! Horror, thanks for talking.
Horror: My pleasure, Ms. Grey.
Stacy: So, first things first. I have to admit, these last couple weeks you have looked really good out there…competing in, and winning all those matches. Is this taking a toll on you physically?
Horror: Well, of course it does. No matter how much the guys…and girls back there wanna keep it hidden, after every match, your body aches in places you didn’t even know you had. So…of course.
Stacy: Secondly, I wanted to get your opinion on your match at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. While the details have yet to be finalized, the match is to involve you, Reckless, and Dave Williams. On top of that, you might be teaming with your opponent later on in the night for the tag team titles! Thoughts?
Horror: Firstly, I’m a sucker for a good fight…especially one that I have the ability to control and destroy who and how I see fit. Those traitors Reckless and Williams can and will finally get their just deserves some the Massacre. And as for me teaming with Reckless next week, and possibly farther after that? Well…let’s just say as much as I hate it, I have my chance to finally get what was robbed from me all those months ago and I will let absolutely NOTHING stand in my way of that. And if that means breaking some rules…or someone’s jaw…I don’t really give a damn...I'll do whatever it takes...heh....
Matthew Werner: Heh? Who says heh?
Matt Steel: Scott Steiner does.
Matthew Werner: I’ve just been informed that the upcoming handicap match has been changed to a gauntlet match. That’s more bad news for Blaze. We’ll be right back.
There’s some commercials for porn and that blanket with sleeves. The WFWF gets some high end advertisers.
. . . and we’re back.
Matt Steel and Matthew Werner are now on camera with a somber look on their faces.
Matt Steel: As some of you may know, a dear friend of the WFWF stars passed away last week.
Matthew Werner: Jackson Lee was an avid wrestling fan, and was personally good friends with many of our stars. He was eighteen, and I think that is what is the worst thing about this.
Matt Steel: No doubt, Matthew. To young…to damn young. Jackson, this match has been dedicated to you, man!
“Miseria Cantare” by AFI plays as The Random Hero Yukio Blaze makes his way quickly down to the ring, trying to evade the refs inside the ring though.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring from Flint, Michigan…Yukio Blaze!!!
“Through the Fire and the Flames” by Dragonforce echoes through the arena, as too the chorus of intense boos Williams is receiving from the crowd.
Keri Thames: And one of the opponents. From London, England…..David Williams!
David Williams makes his way down to the ring slowly, taking in all the boos and was breathing light and freely as he raises the briefcase with High Horror’s contract inside, drawing more boos. Williams waits outside the ring.
“Stronger” by Kanye West plays as David Roberts comes out from the Gorilla and, much like Williams, is treated to a chorus of boos.
Keri Thames:[/b] And his partner….David Roberts!!!!
Roberts walks down to Williams and shakes his hand and the two of them smile and look up the ramp.
“Falling in the Black” by Skillet roars as the fans look up in expectation. When the guitar hits, a man walks out with a determined look on his face, his fists clenching and un-clenching as he walks down the ramp.
Keri Thames: Finally, from Yamato, Japan by way of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania….Samael Ahriman!!
The fans look expectantly at the newest addition of the roster, with him not even acknowledging the existence of Roberts or Williams. He walks over to the opposite end of the ring and crouches down to be eye level with the ring. Roberts stays where he is and Williams rolls into the ring.
Williams and Yukio quickly tie up at the sound of the bell. Being the bigger man, Yukio takes over easily with a back bearhug. Yukio clinches his fingers around the waist of Williams trying to squeeze all the air from him. Williams is flopping his arms around trying to hit Blaze in the head. Williams gets an arm around Yukio, but Blaze ducks his head, and manages to nail a spinebuster on a now twisted Dave Williams. Blaze squats, his feet on either side of Williams. He wraps his arms underneath Williams’ arms and he clenches his fingers together on Williams’ neck, locking in the reverse full-nelson which is now inclined. Williams is unable to scream, but he is pounding his arms and legs, struggling to stay conscience, let alone get out of the hold. Williams reaches back in search of the ropes, but he is not quite there. Seeing this, Roberts “accidentally” bumps the bottom rope enough to get Williams to grasp it. Trace now counts quickly.
Trace: ROPEBREAK 1234
Yukio breaks the hold quickly and rolls out of the ring in hot pursuit of Roberts. Roberts runs around the ring and suddenly leaps. Yukio comes around the corner with a head of steam, but quickly does a faceplant, Samael’s left leg sweeping/tripping him as he came around.
Matt Steel: Crap…I forgot about him crouched there.
Thunder: 1….2….3….4…5…6…7…
Yukio manages to pull himself into the ring before Thunder gets to eight. By now, Dave has made his was to his feet and is lurking in the far turnbuckle. Blaze works his way to his feet and staggers. Dave Williams launches himself at Blaze, but his arm is caught by Yukio. He quickly turns to face Yukio and is locked in and gets drilled by the Trail Blazer!
Trace: 1……………………………………………………………….2……………………………
Thunder rolls Trace out of the way and shoots him a sharp glare and counts.
Thunder: 1…..2….3
Keri Thames: Dave Williams has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Nice moves by Yukio picking up the three count on Williams.
Matt Steel: I coulda been done with these hacks already.
Samael and Roberts look over at Matt Steel and put on angry faces.
Matthew Werner: Pst….Matt….I think they heard you.
Thunder waves towards Roberts, signaling him to come in the ring. Roberts sends a look to Samael and he cocks an eyebrow back to Dave. Roberts then rolls into the ring, Blaze awaiting. Trace calls for the bell and Roberts locks up with Yukio. Roberts, being overpowered, releases the tie-up and rakes Blazes eyes. Thunder shakes his head and shrugs. Roberts reaches down to his left with his right fist and swings it back up, catching the back of his fist across the face of The Random Hero, sending him to his knee clutching his jaw. Roberts raises him quickly and drops him again with a strong DDT. Yukio rolls over, out like a light, but Roberts doesn’t care. Dave drags Yukio to the turnbuckle and rolls himself out of the ring. He grabs Yukio’s legs that are inside of the ring and pulls back as fast and hard as he can, driving Yukio’s “…” into the steel post. Thunder, Trace, and even straight-faced Samael grimaced at that while Roberts chuckled, proud of his work. Yukio’s legs are still dangling when Dave cocks his eyebrow at Samael who nods his head and slides into a side stance. Roberts lifts the left leg of Yukio up from the apron and holds it against the post when Samael takes a slight hop backwards, then leaps forward from his side stance. Yukio manages to get his leg loose from Roberts grasp and raises it up in the air, but it was to late for Dave to move and Samael planted his boot square in the chest of Roberts. Dave crashes to the mat as Yukiowraps the back of his knee around the neck of Samael and pulls his leg in, Samael’s forehead sickeningly cracking off of the ringpost. Blaze works to his feet and yells ar Thunder and Trace for not counting Roberts out. Thunder is staring into space, but Trace starts yelling at Yukio in return fire. They babble incoherently for about a minute when Thunder decides to just put an end to it. Thunder shoves Trace out of the way and decks Yukio square in the already injured jaw. Thunder mounts Yukio and savagely delivers stiff rights again and again, Blaze’s face now as red as his hair…drenched in blood. The punches continue until Trace pulls Thunder off of Yukio and pins him to the turnbuckle telling him to shape up now or get out of the ring.
Matthew Werner: Though Demon hates Blaze, I guess he would rather him breathing.
Matt Steel: Nah, he just don’t wanna deal with the what would be pending wrongful death lawsuit.
Matthew Werner: Good point.
Thunder takes a few deep breaths and all of a sudden he is mister calm, cool, and collected again. Trace pats him on the back as Roberts finally gets back into the ring. Dave looks at Blaze’s face and shoots a look to Thunder who hides his fists behind his back and whistles innocently. Roberts rolls his eyes and covers Blaze.
Thunder: 1….2….
Kickout at two!
Matt Steel: How the hell did he get out of that?
Roberts looks flushed now, obviously still trying to catch his breath from that kick earlier. Dave picks up a limp Yukio and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. Dave runs at him and tries a splash, but Blaze rolls on the ropes and Roberts crashes. Yukio gets under Roberts now and lifts him onto his shoulders and falls, nailing the Electric Chair. Yukio then acts quickly, bouncing off of the ropes and somersaulting, hitting the Rolling Thunder. Yukio gets to his feet in a flash and howls at the fans who are cheering him on. Dazed, Roberts stands and is caught ith a swift shuffle crescent side kick right in the mouth. Yukio hooks Roberts arm and neck behind his and drops him with an STO, then locks him into the Anaconda Vise. Yukio is screaming loudly and cranking the hold up much more than necessary for any normal submission. Roberts attemps to put up a fight, but taps out moments later.
Keri Thames: Dave Roberts has been eliminated!
Blaze cranks the hold more, Roberts flopping like a fish when from out of no where, the Silent Assassin leaps up and drives his feet into the head of Yukio, which cracks off of the canvas, releasing the hold. Trace carefully rolls a limp Roberts out of the ring. Samael is in a low side stance, his hands raised to protect his face.
Matt Steel: NINJA…HI YAH!
Matthew Werner: He’s a Judoka, Matt. There’s a difference…
Matt Steel: WHOOOOOYAHHH!
*sounds of headset hitting off the announce table*
Yukio is brought to his feet by Thunder, the bell is tolled, and Thunder gives him a “playful” shove into a waiting Samael. Samael throws a hard right, but Yukio ducks under, turns around and brings his right fist don like a hammer. Samael suavely turns into a low front stance , his hands up in the air in an X position, Yukio’s arm trapped in the X. Samael twistsYukio’s arm, pulls him don for a throw, but Yukio locks his shoulder and twists out of the grasp, but he holds onto Samael’s wrist and pulls him in right next to him and the two of them exchange a look. Samael mumbles something under his breath and Yukio gives him a wink and lets go of the hold. Samael backs up to his corner and is crouched again, but surprisingly, so is Yukio. The two charge into the middle of the ring, but Samael quickly takes Yukio down with an Osoto Gari maneuver. Yukio is now pinned down on his side, Samael hanging onto his arm and leaning forward into a perfect armbar. Yukio manages somehow to get his legs under him though and does a quick, semi-pro judo arm drag bringing Samael down. Yukio gets up and runs off of the rope then back at Samael. Samael kicks up then leaps up into the air and fals backwards catching Yukio’s head, and Samael’s legs flinging Yukio up and over in a standing monkey flip.
Matthew Werner: Beautiful Tamouinagi.
Matt Steel: I don’t even wanna know that you just said…
Samael does another great kick-up and crouches once more, but this time in some different kind of stance. Yukio is up momentarily and walks right into Samael locking him into some kind of gutwrench suplex type of position, but he kicks Yukio’s legs out from under him and flips forward, hitting The Serpents Temptation.
Matthew Werner: A Ranhei? SWEET!
Matt Steel: Geek.
Trace: 1….2…..3
Keri Thames: Here are your winners……Dave Williams, Dave Roberts, and Samael Ahriman!
Yukio signals Tammy McTwirlstein to throw a microphone into the ring as Thunder and Trace are exiting up the ramp.
Yukio Blaze: Wait a minute you two. You thought you would break me tonight, well that didnt happen as I'm still standing tall. I just have a couple gripes that I need to get off my chest and the first one goes to you Thunder. You know damn good and well I should be facing you at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the World Title. I'm not saying that MOD and Michaels are not worthy of it, but you could have at least given me a fair shot at it. You know that I can beat you for that title and your scared like a dog..
The fans start a "Thunder's Scared", "Thunder's Scared" chant.
Yukio Blaze: And then there is you Trace. I could spent all day talking about you in this right, but I want to make it short with you. I've noticed that you havent wrestled a match in quite a while and there are those of myself, Kronic, and a few others that have wrestled on every show you have anchored. So I think that needs to change. I'm not challenging you tonight or even next week when Kronic and Myself are going to bring home the Tag Team titles as me and him have a understanding about that, but I'm challenging you, Trace Demon to a match at The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and since we will be in Texas, I think the only suitable match between us should be a Texas Bullrope Match. So Trace, do you except...
Yukio raises his hand out, in a giving gesture towards Trace as Thunder is whispering in Demon's ear. Demon grins, and a stage hand passes him a microphone.
Trace Demon: You know what Yukio, that challenge is the worst mistake you've ever made. I'll accept your challenge, but trust me, if you think you've seen everything I can do, then your sorely mistaken. Your career will end, your body will be broken and your blood will flow across that ring. The fall of Yukio Blaze is at hand...
By now there is a stunned silence across the arena. Trace lets out one final grin.
Trace Demon: And Yukio...
Trace raised three fingers on his left hand.
Trace Demon: It's all about three.
Trace and Thunder walk backstage, Thunder looking serious and Trace laughing at everyone's shocked expression.
Matthew Werner: What in the world did he mean Matt?
Matt Steel: God knows Matthew, but it certainly can't be good for Yukio.
The contest between Vanessa McGurk and Aaron Ashton was much closer than the opening contest. Both appeared equally talented, which made for quite the back-and-forth battle. In the end, Ashton was able to catch McGurk off guard with a roll-up for the win, getting the upset and remaining undefeated.
Matthew Werner: And now let’s head backstage again.
Matt Steel: Why?
Matthew Werner: Because.
Matt Steel: That’s not even a real answer.
Sam Kineval is walking to the ring preparing for his match. David Roberts, Kineval's partner in the tournament walks up to him and gets in his face.
Roberts: Win.
Kineval trys to walk away, but Roberts holds him back.
Roberts: You hear me punk?
Kineval: Yeah.
Roberts: Look, I don't want to be partners with you, you don't want to be partners with me, I get that.
Kineval: So, what's your point?
Roberts: Look, if we gotta be partners, then how about we give it our all and win some gold. And that starts tonight. Win tonight, and we get a bye in the first round next week. So win alright.
Kineval: I'll see what I can do.
Kineval tries to walk away again but Roberts still holds him back.
Kineval: Pull me back one more time and I sware to god you won't make it to next week.
Roberts: What was that punk?
Kineval: You heard me.
Roberts: Go out there, give 110%, and then we'll settle this next week. But now, WIN.
Kineval walks away and Roberts looks on as Loaded goes to commercial.
Matthew Werner: As of right now the participants in our main event our making their way to the ring. Should be a great match, Matt.
Matt Steel: I sure hope so. Nobody likes an awful main event.
Matthew Werner: I don’t know why I bother.
Keri Thames: The following contest is the battle royal to determine which team receives a bye in the tag team title tournament! The participants are already in the ring and they are Master of Destruction, Ace Bennett, Sam Kineval, Reckless, Kronic, Johnny Michaels and Sheer Domination!
As soon as the bell sounds, all hell breaks loose. Battles begin to emerge right away. MOD goes after Michaels and presses him up against the corner where he hits him with a series of right hands. Michaels blocks one and returns the favor with punches of his own. He then vaults MOD over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Placing his shoulder into Michael’s ribcage, MOD gets himself back into the ring, only to be taken down by a clothesline by Kronic.
On the other side of the ring, Bennett and Kineval, opponents last week, are going at it. Bennett is attempting to get Kineval over, but a kick to the head stops that. Kineval turns his attention to Reckless instead of going after his fallen opponent, which turns out to not be the best idea. He dumps Kineval over, but he also lands on the apron and gets back into the ring.
Matthew Werner: We’ve been pretty silent so far.
Matt Steel: Well, with so many guys in there it’s action too fast to call.
Matthew Werner: So show we wait for some guys to get eliminated?
Matt Steel: Definitely.
Matthew Werner: Cool.
Reckless takes a couple shots at Kronic as soon he is back inside the ring. Meanwhile, Domination and Bennett are about to face off. Domination gets the power edge and slams Bennett down to the mat. His mistake comes when he decides to celebrate this. While this is happening, Bennett reaches his feet and hits a dropkick that sends Domination over the top rope and out onto the floor.
Keri Thames: Sheer Domination has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Ace Bennett gets rid of Sheer Domination for our first elimination.
Matt Steel: I thought we weren’t going to talk now.
Matthew Werner: I thought that was important enough to mention.
Matt Steel: You’re just a liar.
Bennett gets up and walks right into a big boot from Reckless. Reckless sends him into the corner and looks to hit a splash, but Bennett moves out of the way. This causes Reckless to hit the post head-first. With a little help from Bennett, he’s almost eliminated, but makes it back into the ring.
Meanwhile, Michaels and Kronic have begun teaming up on MOD. They first hit a spike piledriver that appears to effectively knock MOD out. That doesn’t mean that they’re done. They hit a double back drop and wait for MOD to pull himself up by the ropes. He does so and pulls the top rope down as they charge after him, sending them both out to the floor.
Keri Thames: Johnny Michaels and Kronic have been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: Master of Destruction just eliminated two of the biggest stars in the WFWF!
Matt Steel: See, now you’re just making me look bad. I’m sitting here not talking and then you steal the spotlight.
Matthew Werner: Well, we’re down to the final four, so it might be a good chance to talk again.
It’s now down to MOD, Reckless, Kineval and Bennett. For a moment or two all four men stand motionless, neither wanting to make the first move. Finally, all hell breaks loose. MOD and Reckless go after each other while Kineval and Bennett battle it out. Bennett hits a german suplex only to have Kineval land on his feet and hit a basement dropkick. MOD hits DDT on Reckless and climbs the top rope.
Matthew Werner: This might not be a good idea.
Matt Steel: You could say that.
Reckless reaches his feet and runs into the ropes, crotching MOD in the process. He then climbs up to the top and tries to suplex him out of the ring, but MOD counters by throwing him down to the mat below and then placing himself back on the top rope. Kineval rushes up to him and climbs the top rope before MOD can do anything. The two battle it out with a series of right hands, with either one vulnerable to falling at any moment. Finally, MOD ducks a bunch and essentially back drops Kineval out on to the floor.
Matt Steel: Sam Kineval was 21-years-old.
Keri Thames: Sam Kineval was been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: And now we’re down to MOD, Bennett and Reckless.
With both of his remaining opponents reaching their feet, MOD climbs down from the top rope. Once again, the remaining men are still. Then, suddenly, Reckless and MOD both gang up on Bennett and give him a double suplex. With Bennett out of it, Reckless lets his guard down only to be hit with a superkick from MOD.
Matthew Werner: That didn’t last long.
Matt Steel: Every man for himself, Matthew.
MOD turns his attention right back to Bennett. With the man still out, MOD simply tosses him over the top rope and turns around. What he doesn’t see is Bennett pulling himself up just before his feet him the floor. He re-enters the ring and hits MOD with a dropkick that sends him over the top rope, where he barely hangs on.
Matthew Werner: Bennett is about to eliminate Master of Destruction! This is incredible!
Matt Steel: Calm down. It’s just a match.
MOD also pulls himself back up, and gives Bennett a kick to the head in the process. He then gives the stunned Bennett a suplex over the top rope that sends him to the floor.
Keri Thames: Ace Bennett has been eliminated!
Matthew Werner: But what an effort by him.
Matt Steel: Who cares about that? The story here is that Master of Destruction has been flat out the man so far.
With only two men left, Reckless and MOD lock up in the center of the ring. Reckless gets the better of it and shoves him into the corner. Much to his surprise, he is caught with an elbow to the side of the head. He picks up Reckless for the Peak of Destruction, but Reckless slips out and hits the ‘R’ Switch instead.
Just then, Thunder runs out to the ring with a chair. The whole time, Reckless’ back is turned.
Matt Steel: Aw. Look at this. The team’s going to work together.
Thunder gets in the ring and swings wildly with the chair. Reckless sees it in just enough time to duck, so Thunder instead hits MOD, who had just reached his feet. The shot is powerful enough to send MOD over the top rope and out for the elimination.
Matt Steel: Oh, he
ed up big time.Keri Thames: The winner of the battle royal . . . RECKLESS!!!
Thunder stays in the ring until MOD reaches his feet. At that point, MOD looks ready to kill him, so he runs off in fear.[/color]
Matt Steel: That’s probably the best idea at this point.
Matthew Werner: We’ll see you next week for the tag title tournament!
The WFWF logo flashes on the screen as the show fades out[/color][/center]
I WON!!
