Post by sniperhunter on Dec 22, 2007 15:14:41 GMT -5
A camera slowly fades into focus as we see a familiar logo, WFWF. The camera pans through the empty halls of the WFWF arena to see nobody in it because of after hours, The camera moves towards doors and looks through the windows to see nothing.
Locker room-nothing, Lounge-Nothing, Medical Station-Nothing. Suddenly some faint huffs can be heard in the distance.
The camera follows the sound and the sound is coming from behind the door, but what door? The camera gets a closer look and it turns out it is coming from the gym. The camera man slowly opens the door to suddenly be engulfed by a racket of music. The song that was blasting on the stereo was Just Beat it-By Michael Jackson and when they camera looks around you can see a familiar fellow, TRB!!!!! This butterball was throwing pathetic punches and kicks barely lifting his leg two feet in the air. The man is drenched in his own fatty sweat. The camera man finds a stealthy area to hide and gets a close up of TRB walking over to a corner of the ring he was in,
What was in the corner? There was a T.V tray in the corner of the ring filled with Twinkies, Boston Cream Donuts, Triple Chocolate Cookies, and to top it all off there was a cooked turkey. TRB shoved all the food in his face and was grunting as he ate the food as if he was to orgasm over fat snacks.
Suddenly the doors from across the gym that the camera man did not go through bursted open and in came in an invasion of WFWF security and rushed into the ring to tackle down the Blob.
Security: You have no right to be in here!
TRB: Do you know who I am?! Didn't you see my promo?! I am...
TRB whips the cape in front of him only revealing his eyes.
TRB: The Revolting Blo-
TRB got cut off when he got spear by three security guards, The attack continued by RB managed to throw the three guards away but another three charged at him, But before the guards could grasp a hold of them they were getting pelted by twinkies , donuts, and Turkey bones. TRB then clubbed the two security guards with his stomach then delivered a painful but hilarious blob bomb, Right when TRB landed on his ass he let one rip. The guards coughed as if they were choking on teargas. The cameraman followed the TRB out of the gym, down the hall way, through the corridor, into the main hall and out the WFWF building as he made his escape into his beat up NSU 1000.
As his car putted on by with black smoke pouring out of the exhaust the TRB made a remark before his "great" escape.
TRB: The Revolting Blob, Prevails agaiiiinnnnnnnn....
The camera then turns back to the corridor where he sees the six security guards crawl out of the gym puking last weeks cabbage rolls.
Locker room-nothing, Lounge-Nothing, Medical Station-Nothing. Suddenly some faint huffs can be heard in the distance.
The camera follows the sound and the sound is coming from behind the door, but what door? The camera gets a closer look and it turns out it is coming from the gym. The camera man slowly opens the door to suddenly be engulfed by a racket of music. The song that was blasting on the stereo was Just Beat it-By Michael Jackson and when they camera looks around you can see a familiar fellow, TRB!!!!! This butterball was throwing pathetic punches and kicks barely lifting his leg two feet in the air. The man is drenched in his own fatty sweat. The camera man finds a stealthy area to hide and gets a close up of TRB walking over to a corner of the ring he was in,
What was in the corner? There was a T.V tray in the corner of the ring filled with Twinkies, Boston Cream Donuts, Triple Chocolate Cookies, and to top it all off there was a cooked turkey. TRB shoved all the food in his face and was grunting as he ate the food as if he was to orgasm over fat snacks.
Suddenly the doors from across the gym that the camera man did not go through bursted open and in came in an invasion of WFWF security and rushed into the ring to tackle down the Blob.
Security: You have no right to be in here!
TRB: Do you know who I am?! Didn't you see my promo?! I am...
TRB whips the cape in front of him only revealing his eyes.
TRB: The Revolting Blo-
TRB got cut off when he got spear by three security guards, The attack continued by RB managed to throw the three guards away but another three charged at him, But before the guards could grasp a hold of them they were getting pelted by twinkies , donuts, and Turkey bones. TRB then clubbed the two security guards with his stomach then delivered a painful but hilarious blob bomb, Right when TRB landed on his ass he let one rip. The guards coughed as if they were choking on teargas. The cameraman followed the TRB out of the gym, down the hall way, through the corridor, into the main hall and out the WFWF building as he made his escape into his beat up NSU 1000.
As his car putted on by with black smoke pouring out of the exhaust the TRB made a remark before his "great" escape.
TRB: The Revolting Blob, Prevails agaiiiinnnnnnnn....
The camera then turns back to the corridor where he sees the six security guards crawl out of the gym puking last weeks cabbage rolls.
