Post by Thick Justice on Jan 23, 2009 17:50:27 GMT -5
LockDown Year 3 Pre-Show
Sergeant Slaughter: Welcome too the first ever Pure Pro Wrestling pre-show. Yes its LockDown the PPV of all cage matches. However this is free and is not apart of the PPV. Therefore we are going too have 30 minutes of action too convince you too buy our product. Too start our pre-show off we are going too have an X-Tremely Pure Championship. First we are going too have our first boot camp match of the night. It’s going too be our guest the current holder of the PPW X-Tremely Pure Championship.
Let me introduce too you the man who took the title at last months show Wrestlemania. He is from the Island of Fiji and the X-Tremely Pure championship challenger he is Jimmy “SuperFly” Snucka.
First we see some men in traditional Fiji suits come out. Then we hear some island music play as they dance. Then The SuperFly walks out too boos. The SuperFly walks into the ring.
SuperFly: Thank You for having me Sarge. Everyone says your racist but I can see you are a man. A man who is misunderstood and deserves praise.
Sarge: First SuperFly I have one simple question for you.
SuperFly: Okay Sarge shoot it.
Sarge: Who is exactly this person or persons who is calling me racist.
SuperFly: Well it’s many people but I think what you meant too say was something more like, Why’d you take the title? How could you do that too Piper? Why’d you do it?
Sarge: I ask the questions here.
SuperFly: Oh do you Sarge. Well I guess I’ll be the one who answers. Answers my own questions that is. Well lets start on Why’d you take the title. Well plain simple fact is I refereed both matches. Do I get even a simple offer for a match. Nope they weren’t even going too bring me back after last months show. Well I did it too get my shot and it was quite easy too do it. I enjoyed it. Well tonight I’m going too be keeping this title when I win. I’m so sure I even have my name plaque engraved. Tonight my son Deuce will be taking the Scramble Team Championships and I’m taking this belt. Well Sarge if you don’t mind bringing out Piper do it now.
Sarge: Please welcome the real X-Tremely Pure Champion: Hot Rod Roddy Piper.
Just then Piper’s music hits and he comes running out and runs right into the ring and takes down SuperFly while Sarge goes tumbling out of the ring.
X-Tremely Pure Championship: Jimmy “SuperFly” Snucka vs. “Hot Rod” Roddy Piper
Beginning: Piper kept reigning in with elbows until Snucka got up and already busted open. Snucka fought back and locked in a full Nelson. Piper ended up using the rope break.
Rope Breaks Piper: 2 Snucka: 3
Beginning continued: Piper ended up countering a second full Nelson and put Snucka in a Sharp Shooter. Snucka ended up using a rope break.
Rope Breaks: Piper 2 and Snucka 2
Middle: Snucka keeps going for the full Nelson. Piper counters it into a sharp shooter but Snucka refuses too tap and twists into a roll up for a near fall. Snucka ends up locking in a belly too belly full nelson from the front. By reaching behind his head and locking his fingers. He puts his head into Pipers gut and pulls his arm down. Piper reaches for the ropes.
Rope Breaks: Piper 1 and Snucka 2
Middle 2: Piper stands up and charges but Snucka whips him into the corner. Piper with all his might comes running out and Snucka ducks while spinning and connects with a roaring clothesline too the back of Pipers head. Snucka lifts him up and locks in a belly too belly full Nelson. Piper tries too get out of it but Snucka dips his head and flips him backwards onto his shoulders and neck.
End 1 Snucka rolls and covers him but lifts him up. Snucka locks in a full Nelson and goes for a full Nelson driver but Piper lands on his feet. Piper drops a knee. Piper lifts him up and slams him too the mat. Piper climbs too the middle and delivers an elbow. He locks in a guillotine and Snucka fades. Piper drops him too the matt.
End 2: Piper goes up top and calls for a splash. Snucka cuts him off and locks in the belly too belly full Nelson. Piper says no too the rope break. Snucka flips backwards with a moonsault and comes crashing down onto Piper with the hold in. Snucka gets the cover for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and new X-Tremely Pure Champion Jimmy SuperFly Snucka
PPW LockDown Year 3
Sergeant Slaughter: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome too LockDown. There setting up the cage around me. On tonight’s show you will see the first ever Hardcore Scramble team Championship. In this match you will see The debut of Tomko and his partner Christian Cage. You will also see the debut of Deuce and Domino in that match.
Sergeant Slaughter: With the X-Treme championship now retired you may have thought no X-Cape match. Well our fans have flooded us with E-mails. Well we have 2 words for you, No Way. That matches legacy will live on. It’ll be a European Championship. It’s going too be Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Striker vs. The Miz vs. Hassan.
Sergeant Slaughter: We will also see the tag team championship on the line in the first ever Push the Pedal too the metal match. There will be weapons hung over the edge of the cage. Each team will have someone on the outside too hand them weapons. They can also grab the ones hanging from the top of the cage.
Sergeant: Also we’ll see Punk in his first cage match since his fall nearly ending his career. He’ll be facing Matt Hardy. But maybe more important he will be revealing Jericho’s attacker. He’s already said the man who did this has an open shot and can be in the match. Or rather he’ll hand the video over too the authorities if he doesn’t.
However first up is the return of former Royal Rumble winner and last years Mania main eventer James Gibson. So without further delay please welcome back too PPW after a year delay James Gibson!!!!!
The Return of James GibsonHis ROH theme a country boy can survive comes roaring over the system. The crowd starts too clap growing faster and faster. Gibson comes roaring out as the crowd chants welcome back welcome back. Gibson grabs a microphone. He puts it too his mouth and the crowd cheers. He pulls it away and waits.
Gibson: Damn it feels good too be back. My doctors said I have made a complete recovery. I’ve been sitting back at home for 12 months. Well It just so happens my first match back is going too be a cage match. Well now I can show you this isn’t just some damn pit-bull. I’m a real bull and this bulls got horns, and he’s going too use them too beat down whoever they put in front of me. But first I have something too say too Vince. So Vince get your but out here.
Vince comes out too No Chance in Hell.
Vince McMahon: Boy its great too have you back Gibson.
Gibson: Shut your pie hole. I’ve got one thing too say too you. Why? Why am I not the one in that main event tonight against Punk? He and I have unfinished business. He ended my winning streak last year at Wrestlemania. Then we both fell from the cage and I took the worse of it. Well if it wasn’t for that fall I’d of won that belt right then and there exactly one year ago. So I have 2 more questions. When and where does Gibson get his shot. I want too know now.
Vince McMahon: Fine you want your shot you have too earn it. Next month is PPW’s third anniversary. It’s going too be main evented by a huge 6 man reverse ladder match called Mr. PPW for the PPW World Championship. Well It’s going too for sure have either Punk, Punk and Hardy, or Punk and Jericho’s attacker . So lets go ahead and say its Punk, the winner of this next match and 4 guys too be named later. So you want your match. I have one question are you willing too earn it.
James Gibson: Damn sure throw anyone in this match you want. As you’d say me winning is guarandamnteed.
Vince McMahon: Okay Gibson you asked for it. Introducing the second man in this contendership match it’s The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
Sexy boy plays over and Shawn comes running out.
Cage match for Mr. PPW Contendership: HBK vs. The Returning James Gibson
The Beginning: HBK takes over in the beginning. HBK chops him too a corner. He then went too whip him too the other corner but Gibson countered it. HBK does a flip avoiding him and Gibson goes flying into the corner cage.. HBK then hit’s a back suplex.
The Middle: HBK worked on the back often using elbows. HBK went too slam him back first into the cage. Jamie Noble then countered and hit a DDT driving Shawn into the cage. He worked on Shawn’s abs too slow him down. He hit a double knee gut buster. Shawn countered the Gibson driver and gave him a backbody drop. Gibson then got sent head first into the cage.
The middle 2: Shawn climbs up and hit’s the Asai moonsault off the top rope. Shawn beat him down but got lifted over the ropes and speared in the back driving his ribs into the cage. Gibson then went too climb the ropes. He went for a clothesline but got a shoulder block. Shawn climbed too the top rope and went for a Crossbody onto Gibson, but landing awkwardly with his arm behind Gibson. Shawn tried getting to his feet but was holding his arm. Gibson grabbed him and sent him into the cage and grinded his head.
The Finish: HBK countered and put Gibson onto the top rope. He climbed up behind him. They were fighting on the top rope with several elbows. Gibson got the advantage and sent him neck first onto the top of the cage. HBK flew backwards into the ring and Gibson hit a Crossbody. Gibson then locked in the dragon sleeper and body scissors and Shawn tapped.
Your Winner and 2nd man in Mr. PPW match James Gibson
Sarge: Well its time for the Boot Camp. My next guests have something too tell us about a 3rd member in there team. Please welcome the Mexicrew Super Crazy and the Caribbean Nightmare Carlito.
A Rap with a Mexican sound and theme called Mexican do anything(rhymed too be pronounced like anytan) comes over the theme as they run too the ring.
Carlito: Yeah we got something too say homes. We have been jipped 2 times now. Well tonight we win the belts. Then next month I go on too singles and my soul brother here Super Crazy continues too defend his belts. Yep you heard that starting next month the Mexicrew has a new member. It’s………not going too be revealed until next month.
Sarge: Is there anything you can tell us about him.
Super Crazy goes and grabs the microphone. Carlito asks him what the hell is he doing.
Super Crazy: Yes Senior. He is Mexican. But he isn’t just any Mexican he is super and he is crazy.
Sarge: So you can tell us here on the Boot Camp is next month the third member will be revealed and he is a super and crazy Mexican. I think I know who your talking about but I won’t spoil it for the rest of you fans.
Carlito: But tonight we will be together and tonight we will take them titles and make them super.
Sarge: So now lets introduce the next two challengers. They are debuting here and they are Deuce and Domino former WWE Tag Team Champions.
Then they hear there WWE music. Then it gets cut out and goes into a siren and they walk out Domino with microphone in hand.
Domino: Yeah not exactly what you expected morons is it. Yeah that’s right it’s Domino. It’s thee Domino. We are here too say one thing. We are here too take over PPW. We’ve wrestled from London too France too in your girls underpants. Yeah we are here and them belts are coming home with us along with all them hot chicks the Horsemen have.
Snake Eyes: However before any of you girls in the crowd get too excited you have about as much chance as coming home with thee Domino and Snake Eyes The Deuce as well Christian and Tomko. Yeah that type of lifestyle may be fine and dandy for them but The Domino and Snake Eyes don’t roll that way. You have as much of a chance coming home with us as them belts do coming home with these two Mexicraps do with them belts. Yeah you heard me Carchico if you got a problem with us do something about it. Cause we’re coming too the ring right now.
Sarge: Hold on there is still two more teams. Introducing next is Team Charisma Tomko and Christian.
Christian: Cut the damn music. Hey Domino you think your some tough ass team. Well this is PPW. All of us are tough and as for Christian and Tomko if we were that way you’d be lucky too get someone as hot as Christian and Tomko. Right Tomko.
Tomko pushes the mic away and rolls his eyes.
Sarge: Now introducing the champions they are lead too the ring by the original Horseman The Nature Boy Ric Flair. They are The Skull Crushers.
Flair: Wooooooooooooo! You all think your taking these belts home tonight. Well news flash there can only be one team as champions after this match and it’s going too be The Horsemen Doug and Danny. Wooooooooooooo!
Scramble Cage for the Hardcore scramble Team Championship: Snake Eyes and Thee Domino vs. The Skull Crushers vs. Team Charisma vs. The Mexicrew
This match saw tons of action. The Mexicrew dominated early on. Soon everyone was all going at once. Domino soon took over and hit a suplex piledriver too Christian. Meanwhile Super Crazy was hitting everyone with moonsaults. Domino is battling Doug. Carlito is battling it out with Tomko. Deuce is battling Christian. Then Super Crazy hit a moonsault off the top of the cage onto them all. Carlito nails Tomko with the backstabber. Meanwhile Domino hits Danny with the suplex Piledriver. Doug tosses Carlito into the cage and covers Tomko before Domino covers Danny for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and Still Hardcore Scramble Team Champions The Skull Crushers
Flair: Just like I said still champions, The Horsemen! Wooooooooooooo!
Sarge: Yes once again its time for the Boot Camp. My next guest is that Damn Arab Muhammad H“Ass”an. So please welcome however you want Mr. Muhammad.
Some generic Arab music plays over the sound system as he comes down.
Sarge: Well look who it is the man that turned his back on America just like I said he would.
Muhammad Hassan: Just shut your mouth up Sarge. I’ve got something too say. For months I tried too earn your respect and applause. What do I get I get bombarded with trash and stared at by all of you. I heard the rumors about me going too blow up the arenas. I heard stories saying I hate America. Well I love America. Its these racist Americans I can’t stand. People like you Sarge. I ask for your applause and what do I get but beer sprayed on me. I hate beer. I drink the finest cheap whine so I can send money too my family over seas. While look at you sir. What do you have there?
A Fan: Water.
Hassan: Look at that some idiot paid $3 for a bottle of water. Look I bet you think your hot stuff drinking expensive water when you could fill as many bottles yourself with tap for 35$ a month. Everywhere I go I hear people complaining about gas prices and blaming Arabs. Well lets see I have some facts. Since PPW has started up on PPV 5 months ago we have sold $5,000 worth of bottled water. How many companies make bottled water. Well it’s because it sells. Why because all you damn lazy people can’t fill a single bottle of water and stick it in a fridge. My people barely have anything too drink. What they have is water so filthy you people wouldn’t use as toilet water. All you damn lazy Americans make me sick.
Just then Mike Mizanin’s music hits.
Mizanin: Hey Hassan. What happened too you. You used too live too gain respect. Now you live too hate.
Hassan: I grew a pair of balls you should try it sometime.
Mizanin: You know what you earned my respect but now I think you’ve earned a right too a good beating fighter style.
Hassan: Oh I’m so scared. I dare you too try it.
Mizanin runs into the ring but gets leveled with a chair shot by Hassan. Then Striker’s music hits.
Striker: Enough is enough. Hassan I’m sick of this. You and Daivari have caused enough problems. I’m going too hit you with the Strike out because I am sick and tired of you whining. I’m going too pin your ass and then you will have no right too complain.
Hassan: Oh look its some fool who thinks he can beat me. I’m getting sick of this. Because of my skin tone everyone’s against me. Well I’m sick of it.
Then the Hustler’s theme hits. Benjamin walks out with Sensational Candy Michelle.
Benjamin: You know what normally I’d never agree with you Striker or the unconscious Mizanin but Hassan is so wrong on so many levels I have one thing too say. I’m going too enjoy beating your ass in this match.
Hassan: Just like an American. You know what I’d expect more from someone who’s obviously had too deal with **** because he isn’t white. I’d expect you too agree with me.
Benjamin: You know what yeah I’m black, yeah I’ve had few people stare at me. But that isn’t everyone. You know what I learned too deal with it and now I got gold. All you do is complain. Use your brain and skills too get too the top not your whining. If I’m not going too retain which I will this belt better at least not go too you.
X-Treme X-Cape match: European Championship: Matt Striker vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Mike Mizanin vs. Muhammad Hassan
They all started off backing Hassan into a corner. They beat Hassan down until they started too fight over who would get the next move in. Which lead too Striker and Benjamin fighting. They fought each other for several minutes. Mizanin with vengeance repeatedly smashed Hassan into the cage. Hassan wouldn’t bleed though. Soon Hassan took control busting Mizanin open with several hard rights. Benjamin and Striker fought with Benjamin hitting the PayDirt but Striker kicking out. Benjamin took control of Hassan. Soon Hassan whipped Benjamin into the corner. He backed up in the corner waiting too go with his running big boot. Then out of nowhere Mizanin hit the running clothesline and locked in a guillotine. Hassan passed out.
Elimination one Muhammad Hassan
Benjamin attacked Mizanin from behind but he blocked the PayDirt. Striker then comes running and hit’s a dropkick sending him headfirst into the cage. Benjamin sneaks up too the top of the cage. He leaps off with a Crossbody onto them both. Benjamin covers Mizanin but he kicks out. Striker sends Benjamin into the cage. Striker climbs too the top rope and hit’s a Crossbody onto Mizanin hitting him with a massive force. He gets up and gets ready for his finisher. Benjamin climbs too the top of the cage. Striker hit’s the Strike out and covers Mizanin for the pin.
Elimination 2: Mike Mizanin
Benjamin quickly climbs down the cage as Striker can only look on as Benjamin falls too the floor for the win.
Your Winner and Still European Champion The World’s Greatest Athlete “The Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin
Benjamin grabs the mic from Sarge.
Benjamin: And there ain’t no stopping me now!!!!!!
Sarge: Before we start the next match lets get a look back at what’s happened too these two teams. It all started at One Night Stand. Corvon attacked Kelly Kelly manager of Bradshaw. HTM while checking on Kelly got eliminated by Hustler Corvon. The 2 immediately began a team wanting revenge. The 2 failed too get revenge at The Royal Rumble and decided too team up for the foreseeable future too gain revenge by taking the tag titles. The Country Rockers demanded a title match. They became number one contenders by beating the Pep Squad. They won the titles at Wrestlemania with help from the returning Kelly Kelly and fellow attacky Trish Stratus. They made the deal before hand it wouldn’t happen again.
Sarge: So the Country Rockers said it’d be there rules or they can leave like fools. So now tonight it’s going too be Push the Pedal too the Metal. The only rules are you have too use weapons with metal it can be barbwire tables, chairs, ladders, tacks, pipes, ring bells, barbwire bats. If you leave the ring you never get a title shot. There as you can see are weapons all around the ring.
Sarge: So now let me introduce the challengers they are the former tag team champions The Neighborhoodies Shad Gaspard and JTG with Paul Heyman.
They come out too the hustlers theme. Just then The Country Rockers come running down and attack them and throw them in the ring with Styles following them down. Sarge quickly runs out of the ring too avoid this match.
Push the Pedal too the Metal: PPW World Tag Team Championship The Neighborhoodies vs. the Country Rockers
Bradshaw and HTM quickly get on top and beat down JTG and Shad. Shad tosses Bradshaw into the cage and Bradshaw comes off with a huge Lariat but gets backbody dropped. Shad and JTG double team The Notorious HTM. They whip him into the cage. JTG pulls down the suit and Shad chops him as hard as he can 10 times. Bradshaw comes running at them with a chair. He hits Shad but he shrugs it off. He goes too hit him again but gets punched knocking the chair into his face
Shad lifts up Bradshaw and gives him a power bomb onto the chair for a two count. HTM grabs a lead pipe. He hits JTG in the ribs but gets a big boot from Shad. Shad uses it too choke him out. Bradshaw bounces off the ropes and hit’s the clothesline from hell onto Shad. Bradshaw doesn’t go for the cover but takes the chair and smashes Shads head into the mat. JTG hit’s a flying clothesline onto HTM. Bradshaw climbs up top and grabs a barbwire chair. Shad kicks it into his head. Bradshaw is bleeding profusely.
Shad grabs another chair and levels Bradshaw. He lays the barbwire chair and grades it against Bradshaw’s head. He grabs the steel chair and smashes it against the barbwire chair. HTM hit’s a dropkick onto Shad sending him into the corner. He grabs the steel chair and smashes it against Shad. JTG grabs the guitar and goes too hit HTM but Bradshaw stops him who is now red from his chest too the top of his head. Bradshaw climbs up top on the cage and tosses in two chairs and bag of wrenches and pipes.
Shad levels Bradshaw with a chair. Bradshaw screams in rage and grabs a garbage can he drops down and drives it into Shad. JTG grabs a barbwire bat and rubs it against HTM’s already red chest. Bradshaw hit’s a big boot too JTG. He tosses him onto a chair next too the cage. He smashes his head in with a barbwire chair and then puts it on the other side of his head. HTM goes over and puts a barbwire chair too his face. Bradshaw runs against the ropes and rebounds and hit’s the Olay kick sandwiching his head between the 2 barbwire chairs. HTM unravels the barbwire and tosses it too Styles who quickly starts too wrap it around a table.
Shad hit’s a big boot too HTM. He gives him the Alabama slam. Bradshaw attacks him and tosses him on the top rope. He pulls him over and hit’s a DDT onto the chair. Styles quickly tosses the table in through the door. Bradshaw sets up the table and goes too lift JTG from the top rope for a powerbomb but Shad moves the table. Shad grabs Bradshaw and gives him a powerbomb into the cage. Shad screams at Heyman for something. Heyman pulls out a board with thumbtacks on it. Shad goes too powerbomb Bradshaw onto it but HTM trips him up. Bradshaw lifts Shad up and HTM grabs him by the neck and they hit the fall away slam neckbreaker combination into the tacks. But only get a near fall.
Bradshaw sets up the table in the middle of the ring and grabs a ladder. JTG attacks Bradshaw who drops the ladder. Shad comes running at HTM who sends him into the ladder. Bradshaw sets JTG on top of the cage. Bradshaw jumps down and hits a clothesline driving Shad through the ladder. He runs up and climbs up the cage and grabs JTG and hit’s a fall away slam through the table off the top of the cage through the barbwire table and HTM covers JTG for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and Still PPW World Tag Team Champions The Country Rockers
The Country Rockers grab there belts and head up the ramp. They turn and hold there belts high. Just then they get knocked over by Deuce and Domino. Deuce grabs a chair from a fan and whacks HTM on the chest. He lifts HTM onto the guardrail and hit’s a DDT. Domino takes Bradshaw and smashes his head into the steps several times. The fans are enraged and a fan even jumps over but gets KO’d in a single punch by Domino. He tosses Bradshaw into the ring. He grabs a lead pipe and chokes Bradshaw until he’s unconscious. Deuce climbs into the ring with several chairs and locks the cage.
Domino: I bet you didn’t see us coming. Yeah that’s right it’s Domino. Since we had too compete in a match in which we’re not used too we decided too get our shot at the titles we know we can win. Well let us introduce our female manager the most lovely women in the business.
HTM is laid out with Kelly Kelly taking care of him.
Domino: Your manager the ever lovely Barbie Blank aka Kelly Kelly.
She slaps HTM.
Domino: Deuce help our lady into the ring.
Deuce unlocks the cage and carries her in. Barbie stands over Bradshaw.
Barbie Blank: Hey Bradshaw. Yeah take a good look because you ain’t ever gonna get too see this babe again. This is going too be the last face you see tonight.
Deuce grabs a chair and smashes Bradshaw’s head into the matt 3 times. Domino sets a chair under his head and puts another on his face.
Domino: Hand me a chair Babe.
They then lift up there chairs and quickly hit Bradshaw with repeated chair shots. They hit him 15 times smashing his head in with chair shots after chair shots.
Domino: Deuce I believe we’re finished here. Now like I’ve said before you got a problem with us do something about it.
Deuce: I think we got one last order of duty. Babe get us a table.
Barbie Blank grabs a table and slides it into the ring. Domino sets it up and Deuce climbs up too the top of the cage.
Domino: Your about too see the best second generation athlete in business. Hit the SuperFly Snake Eyes.
Deuce comes crashing down driving Bradshaw through the table with the frog splash. He covers him.
Domino: One….two……three. Your winner and the future of the tag team championships Snake Eyes and Thee Domino.
He slams the mic into the matt and leave the ring as several security guards tell them too leave as the paramedics come down and lift Bradshaw onto a stretcher and wrap his head in towels and ice and give him a neck brace. They immediately start an IV and hook him up too give him more blood as he is soaked. A whole group of paramedics come down one by one taking out all 4 men in the match as Snake Eyes and Domino look from the top of the ramp and laugh.
Sarge: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the BootCamp. Please welcome my guest for the second too last BootCamp of the night…..John Cena The Bad Bad Man.
Bad Bad Man plays over the sound system as John Cena comes running down and into the cage.
Sarge: Welcome Mr. Cena. Glad too have you here.
John Cena: Glad too be here Cold Slaw.
Sarge: Cole Slaw? What you talking about that for?
John Cena: Well your last name is Slaughter. Cold means cool. So your nickname should be Cold Slaw. You don’t mind if I call you that do you.
Sarge: I guess not. As long as you answer my questions.
John Cena: Okay Cold Slaw ask away.
Sarge: You came from the WWE. With the longest reign in WWE Championship history since Hulk Hogan. You won the tag team championship and US Championship and the WWE championship on several occasions. Yet you’ve been here in PPW since the beginning yet never one a championship yet a guy you beat 2 nights in a row is tied for the longest World Championship reign in company history. How does that make you feel?
Cena: You know what Sarge did you invite me down here just too make fun of me? Am I a joke? You know what yeah I’ve never won a championship since coming here almost 3 years ago. You know what I’ve also been injured for several months. I haven’t had a title match in 7 months. Tonight is my night. John Cena is taking that belt home too the hood.
Just then Daivari comes down too his fast paced Arabic music.
Daivari: You’re a funny man Cena. Your quite a good actor. Too bad it didn’t show in the Marine. I used too be your bitch in the WWE. Yet look at you now. I’ve held more gold than you and I haven’t even been here 6 months. I won gold in my second match what is this your 30th. If anyone is taking that belt it’s me.
Cena stands up and stares him in the face. Daivari slaps him in the face. Cena slaps him back. Daivari walks around the ring and grabs a chair. He smashes it into Cena’s face. Cena collapses.
Daivari: Hey Sarge long time since we were in the ring together. So before it gets too becomes a beat down why don’t you bring down Morrison and the chumpion.
Okay introducing the 3rd challenger John Morrison. Hurry it up Morrison please.
Morrison stares at him and skips his entrance.
Sarge: Okay Introducing the champion Ironman Ted DiBiase.
DiBiase looks into the ring and grabs a mic.
DiBiase: Okay I’ve got a ton of different types of challengers. I’ve got the Arabic Daivari, The Bad Bad Man and Rapper John Cena. I’ve also got a Hollywood Star that has yet too act. I guess I’ve got a song too describe this. Yo Yo Yo from Hollywood USA too the bad bad man and Iraq hey when it all comes down too it you can’t beat me I’m the Ironman Ted DiBiase.
Daivari just shrugs his shoulders with an angry face and Morrison rolls his eyes.
WWE Intercontinental Championship Four Way Dance John Morrison vs. Ted DiBiase vs. John Cena vs. Daivari
This match saw all four in the ring at the start. Ted Dibiase and Daivari faced off while Morrison went for the cheap pin on Cena for a near fall. Morrison lifted up and slammed Cena. He went up top and hit the split legged corkscrew Moonsault for a near fall. Ted Dibiase continued too battle Daivari. Cena started too come too so Morrison locked in a sleeper. Daivari locks in the Camel Clutch. The Ref is checking Cena and then checked DiBiase. Simultaneously they get out of the holds. DiBiase slides out and locks in the Million Dollar Dream and locks in a body scissors. Cena hit’s the Proto-bomb and Cena covers. The ref makes the three count and Daivari taps.
Elimination 1 and 2 happened at the same time: Daivari and John Morrison are eliminated
John Cena looks at DiBiase and they both grab the chair and throw it out of the ring. John Cena and DiBiase lock it up. Cena gets the upper hand until DiBiase sweeps his feet. DiBiase pulls Cena’s arms and crosses them in a choke. Cena starts too fade but refuses too tap. DiBiase locks in a body scissors. Cena refuses too tap. DiBiase pulls his arms even harder and rolls through into a pinning predicament. Cena counters it into the STFU. DiBiase tries too fight. He finally manages too roll Cena into a pin and Cena is forced too let go.
DiBiase grabs Cena and gives him a German suplex and holds it for a near fall. Cena comes off the ropes with a takedown. Dibiase rolls Cena onto his back for a mount. Dibiase reigns in with elbows. Cena rolls onto his stomach but can’t lose DiBiase who reigns in with more elbows. Cena slides out the back and rolls up DiBiase. DiBiase rolls through and rolls up Cena. Rolls and sends DiBiase flying behind him and rolls him up. DiBiase counters with a pin. Cena kicks out and they take the chance too catch there breath. The fans are cheering for the technical abilities.
Ted Dibiase goes for a tackle. He drives him into the corner. He hits several shoulder blocks. Cena pushes him off and gives him several chops into the corner. Cena lifts him up top. DiBiase pushes him off and kicks him too the matt. He comes down with a fist drop for a near fall. DiBiase drops the double knee too the gut of Cena. He sends him into the corner. He drives in several knees and shoulder blocks. He lifts him up and drops him repeatedly side first into the knees. He then lifts him up as high as he can and spins him out with a gut buster. Cena falls too the mat in agony.
DiBiase locks in a choke but Cena hit’s a jaw breaker. DiBiase runs at Cena but Cena lifts him up with an Alabama slam. DiBiase hits several elbows too the sides and locks in a bear hug while still upside down. Cena falls too one knee then 2. DiBiase holds onto the grip and uses it too lift him up for a Piledriver. He covers for a 3 count.
Your Winner and Still Intercontinental Champion “Ironman” Ted DiBiase
They help Cena too the back while DiBiase stands on the cage in celebration. Just then out of nowhere Daivari runs into the ring and smashes DiBiase with a chair. He then powerbombs him too the mat. He climbs up too the top rope and hits an Arabian face buster. He locks in the camel clutch. Daivari pulls out a razor blade. He slices DiBiase’s head wide open. The locker room empties. Daivari pulls out a chain and locks the cage while threatening them all with the blade. He slices his head with three lines making a D like triangle. Daivari lifts up the ring matt and pulls out a carpet. He climbs up too the top of the cage and hit’s the splash with the carpet underneath him. He counts him out too 10.
Daivari: I’ve yet too get a 1 on 1 shot with you. You’re the perfect example of what’s wrong with America. So I’ve got a challenge. You Me next month at the third anniversary show. Last Man Standing!!!
Daivari opens the door and lets them rush in as he climbs too the top of the cage too look on.
Sarge: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for our Lethal LockDown match. As you can now see there is a roof on the cage with several weapons hanging down. Them including chairs, a bad of lead pipes, Ladders, tables, garbage cans wrapped in steel and several more. Introducing first is the manager of The New Breed Joey Styles.
Styles comes walking down with his team too the original New Breed theme.
Styles: Its new breed time. Tonight I introduce you too the best stable in history. Let me introduce you too Kenny. Kenny is the future of this business. He is one of the youngest stars on the roster. He is the most athletic wrestlers on the whole damn locker room.
Kenny: It’s finally time for me too take control. With Styles help I’m going too take over PPW and shut up guys like Paul Heyman, Domino, and the dictator of my opponents tonight Ric Flair. Well I’ve waited long enough and I’m going too shine tonight. Just as my whole damn team is going too.
Styles: Now introducing the most athletic team in wrestling history, Brian Kendrick and Paul London.
Kendrick: You heard him. We’re hear too make sure whoever did this horrible act too Jericho pays. Flair I don’t know if you did it but we’re going too whip your ass as if you did.
London: You know what Flair your all about money, wheeling, dealing, and kiss stealing. Well your looking at the hottest group of men both physically and physically.
Sarge: Well now we have on order of business. Do you want too get the advantage with most people or get too choose who gets put in after your opponent has and be able too choose who you want too be in for your team second.
Styles: It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference so let Flair choose.
The Horsemen’s theme plays.
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess since your such a fool I’m going too take the 1 man advantage. Therefore my first man in is going too be Rob Van Dam.
Styles: I’ll use strategy and go for someone who can match his highflying and maybe even out kick you, Kenny Doane!!!!!!!!
Sarge: Okay the 2 men are in the ring now lets start the match.
Horsemen: Mike Knox, MVP, Sid Vicious, and RVD vs. Team New Breed: Brian Kendrick, Paul London, Kenny, and DDP
Kenny and RVD sized each other up. They lock up. They spin around and go for leg sweeps. They roll up and both go for dropkicks. Kenny goes for a Van Daminator but jumps low and RVD goes for the Vann Daminator but Kenny spins and connects with a round house kick. They battle with several kicks for the next minute. Kenny hit’s a moonsault.
Flair: I choose Mike Knox.
Knox climbs into the ring. He quickly attacks Kenny with several fists. He sends Kenny into the ropes and connects with a spine buster. He grabs Kenny and locks in a guillotine. RVD punts him in the gut. Knox lifts him up and hit’s a leg hook Brain buster.
Styles: I choose Kendrick.
Kendrick comes running down and battles RVD and Knox with several aerial maneuvers. He drops down hitting a jaw breaker. He locks in sliced bread number 2 and runs into the ropes but he lands on his feet. He locks in RVD with a dragon sleeper. Kenny now recovered helps him and they hit a reverse suplex.
Flair: I choose Sid Vicious.
Sid climbs into the ring. Kendrick comes running at him but gets a huge fist. Kenny hit’s a dropkick but Sid shoves him off. They come running at him with chairs. Sid shoves them away. Kendrick charges at him but gets met with a big boot too the chair. RVD hit’s a Van Daminator with one of the chairs. Kenny hit’s a KO kick too Knox.
Styles: I choose Paul London.
London climbs too the top of the cage and shimmies down a hole. He screams. Vicious charges. He swings and hit’s a shooting star onto Vicious. Kendrick hit’s a double stomp. Kenny hit’s the leg drop. London climbs up top onto the roof of the cage.
MVP climbs the stairs. Kenny kicks the door into MVP’s face. RVD sends Kenny flying out. London is unhooking all the weapons a bad of pipes hitting Knox. Kendrick grabs a ladder and sets it up above Vicious and hit’s the frog splash. RVD goes out after Kenny.
DDP comes running down with a garbage can. He whacks MVP. It doesn’t bend though. It’s wrapped in steel!!! He whacks RVD. Vicious is getting beat down with all sorts of weapons by Kendrick. Knox comes out. He kicks the garbage can into DDP’s face. London comes running off the cage and hit’s a frog body onto RVD, Knox, and MVP.
Kendrick lays the ladder on Sid and hit’s the double stomp. He goes for the cover but Sid kicks out. Sid gets too his feet. Kendrick grabs a ring bell. He drives it into Sid’s back but it just makes Sid mad. Sid tosses him into the cage. Kenny charges at Sid he hit’s a huge dropkick. Sid falls. Kenny sets a ladder pointing at Sid’s face. He climbs the corner but Sid gets up and grabs him He Powerbombs him half way across the ring. Kendrick goes for a hurricanrana. Sid catches him. Kendrick tries too grab the roof of the cage but gets power bombed. Sid climbs out and drags MVP in for the cover. The ref counts.
Your Winners The Four Horsemen of the New Millennium.
Flair struts too the camera.
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sarge: It’s now time for the final Boot Camp of the night. Its going too be the biggest. Please welcome world champion CM Punk!!!!!!
Punk: Lets get down too this right here and now Sarge. There has been a man attacking me and I’m sick of it. He did the same too Jericho and Jericho is still in a wheel chair on oxygen tanks. You see I’m straight edge and I won’t touch alcohol but I know Jericho probably is wanting one right now. Sort of how I felt like when I wanted my title back. Well I’ve got it. Jericho is in pain and is still partially paralyzed. This man attempted too stick me with a knife, run me off the road, and kill me in a fiery explosion. So this man says he’s going too compete in this match. Well this man is an evil genius. He even managed too get taken off the suspect list and pass a lie detector test. Yes that owner of the Hustlers the maniacal Paul E. Heyman.
Heyman comes down without the crew.
Heyman: Yeah your very clever Punk. Yeah I’ve been stalking Jericho for months and you also. Why because you knew too much and wouldn’t keep your hands out of stuff. You also got my man Burke fired.
Punk: He did that himself. He wanted out and now he’s gone.
Heyman: Now everyone must be wondering why. Simple let me explain. It all started more than a decade ago in a company I made famous known as ECW. Mick Foley told me on his way out I should hire Jericho. He’d never gotten a chance by WWE or WCW. So I hired him and made him a star. I treated him fairly even after he stunk up his first match so bad I couldn’t air it. I forgave him for that. So what do I do when he says he’s leaving for WCW a company that treated him like a lightweight. Well I’ll tell you what I did. I offered him the TV title. Well he won that title and then he went too WCW.
Heyman: I single handedly blame him for having too scrimp and save and raise the hustlers into the best group in history. ECW was my blood sweat and tears all mixed into one. What did Jericho do? He spit in it. Well now I’ve got PPW near the breaking point. I’m going too drive it too fore closure then buy it and use all the money I’ve made too hire the biggest and best stars. World Hustler Wrestling was going too be huge with Burke in control but you ruined that. Now all I can do is see that it dies along with Jericho’s career just like ECW.
Sarge: Well guys if we’re going too have enough time we need too start the match. So Introducing the second challenger Matt Hardy!!!
Matt comes down too his WWE Music.
PPW World Championship: Paul Heyman vs. CM Punk vs. Matt Hardy
The opening saw Hardy and Punk backing Heyman into a corner. Punk locks on the anaconda vice and Heyman passes out. Hardy and Punk duke it out. Fists are flying with fury as these 2 battle for the Gold belt. Punk blocks the Side Effect and twists and hit’s the Pepsi Twist. Matt Hardy kicks out. Punk goes for a hurricanrana but gets powerbombed into the corner. Matt hardy sets him on the top rope. He hit’s the Superplex for a near fall. Hardy locks in a Guillotine but Punk lifts him up and hit’s a wheel barrow suplex.
Punk covered for a 2. Punk hit’s a diving reverse Hurricanrana for a near fall. Punk sends Hardy into the corner and connects with a running knee. He rebounds but gets pushed into the corner and falls over Heyman and ends up face first into the top turnbuckle. Matt Hardy runs and hit’s a big clothesline then connects with a bulldog. Matt Hardy climbs too the top rope and hit’s the Leg Drop. But Punk kicks out. Heyman is up and hands hardy a chair. Hardy slams the chair into the matt and gives Chase. Punk grabs the chair and they back Heyman into a corner.
Punk lifts the chair up and Heyman ducks. Hardy lifts Heyman too hold him there. Punk lifts the chair up and screams then he hits Matt Hardy. Heyman and Punk hug as the crowd boos in absolute outrage. Punk lifts Hardy up and hit’s the G2S for the pin and the win. Heyman grabs a mic.
Heyman: Your winner and the Shining Jewel of Heyman’s Hustlers and still PPW World Champion CM Punk.
Sergeant Slaughter: Welcome too the first ever Pure Pro Wrestling pre-show. Yes its LockDown the PPV of all cage matches. However this is free and is not apart of the PPV. Therefore we are going too have 30 minutes of action too convince you too buy our product. Too start our pre-show off we are going too have an X-Tremely Pure Championship. First we are going too have our first boot camp match of the night. It’s going too be our guest the current holder of the PPW X-Tremely Pure Championship.
Let me introduce too you the man who took the title at last months show Wrestlemania. He is from the Island of Fiji and the X-Tremely Pure championship challenger he is Jimmy “SuperFly” Snucka.
First we see some men in traditional Fiji suits come out. Then we hear some island music play as they dance. Then The SuperFly walks out too boos. The SuperFly walks into the ring.
SuperFly: Thank You for having me Sarge. Everyone says your racist but I can see you are a man. A man who is misunderstood and deserves praise.
Sarge: First SuperFly I have one simple question for you.
SuperFly: Okay Sarge shoot it.
Sarge: Who is exactly this person or persons who is calling me racist.
SuperFly: Well it’s many people but I think what you meant too say was something more like, Why’d you take the title? How could you do that too Piper? Why’d you do it?
Sarge: I ask the questions here.
SuperFly: Oh do you Sarge. Well I guess I’ll be the one who answers. Answers my own questions that is. Well lets start on Why’d you take the title. Well plain simple fact is I refereed both matches. Do I get even a simple offer for a match. Nope they weren’t even going too bring me back after last months show. Well I did it too get my shot and it was quite easy too do it. I enjoyed it. Well tonight I’m going too be keeping this title when I win. I’m so sure I even have my name plaque engraved. Tonight my son Deuce will be taking the Scramble Team Championships and I’m taking this belt. Well Sarge if you don’t mind bringing out Piper do it now.
Sarge: Please welcome the real X-Tremely Pure Champion: Hot Rod Roddy Piper.
Just then Piper’s music hits and he comes running out and runs right into the ring and takes down SuperFly while Sarge goes tumbling out of the ring.
X-Tremely Pure Championship: Jimmy “SuperFly” Snucka vs. “Hot Rod” Roddy Piper
Beginning: Piper kept reigning in with elbows until Snucka got up and already busted open. Snucka fought back and locked in a full Nelson. Piper ended up using the rope break.
Rope Breaks Piper: 2 Snucka: 3
Beginning continued: Piper ended up countering a second full Nelson and put Snucka in a Sharp Shooter. Snucka ended up using a rope break.
Rope Breaks: Piper 2 and Snucka 2
Middle: Snucka keeps going for the full Nelson. Piper counters it into a sharp shooter but Snucka refuses too tap and twists into a roll up for a near fall. Snucka ends up locking in a belly too belly full nelson from the front. By reaching behind his head and locking his fingers. He puts his head into Pipers gut and pulls his arm down. Piper reaches for the ropes.
Rope Breaks: Piper 1 and Snucka 2
Middle 2: Piper stands up and charges but Snucka whips him into the corner. Piper with all his might comes running out and Snucka ducks while spinning and connects with a roaring clothesline too the back of Pipers head. Snucka lifts him up and locks in a belly too belly full Nelson. Piper tries too get out of it but Snucka dips his head and flips him backwards onto his shoulders and neck.
End 1 Snucka rolls and covers him but lifts him up. Snucka locks in a full Nelson and goes for a full Nelson driver but Piper lands on his feet. Piper drops a knee. Piper lifts him up and slams him too the mat. Piper climbs too the middle and delivers an elbow. He locks in a guillotine and Snucka fades. Piper drops him too the matt.
End 2: Piper goes up top and calls for a splash. Snucka cuts him off and locks in the belly too belly full Nelson. Piper says no too the rope break. Snucka flips backwards with a moonsault and comes crashing down onto Piper with the hold in. Snucka gets the cover for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and new X-Tremely Pure Champion Jimmy SuperFly Snucka
PPW LockDown Year 3
Sergeant Slaughter: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome too LockDown. There setting up the cage around me. On tonight’s show you will see the first ever Hardcore Scramble team Championship. In this match you will see The debut of Tomko and his partner Christian Cage. You will also see the debut of Deuce and Domino in that match.
Sergeant Slaughter: With the X-Treme championship now retired you may have thought no X-Cape match. Well our fans have flooded us with E-mails. Well we have 2 words for you, No Way. That matches legacy will live on. It’ll be a European Championship. It’s going too be Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Striker vs. The Miz vs. Hassan.
Sergeant Slaughter: We will also see the tag team championship on the line in the first ever Push the Pedal too the metal match. There will be weapons hung over the edge of the cage. Each team will have someone on the outside too hand them weapons. They can also grab the ones hanging from the top of the cage.
Sergeant: Also we’ll see Punk in his first cage match since his fall nearly ending his career. He’ll be facing Matt Hardy. But maybe more important he will be revealing Jericho’s attacker. He’s already said the man who did this has an open shot and can be in the match. Or rather he’ll hand the video over too the authorities if he doesn’t.
However first up is the return of former Royal Rumble winner and last years Mania main eventer James Gibson. So without further delay please welcome back too PPW after a year delay James Gibson!!!!!
The Return of James GibsonHis ROH theme a country boy can survive comes roaring over the system. The crowd starts too clap growing faster and faster. Gibson comes roaring out as the crowd chants welcome back welcome back. Gibson grabs a microphone. He puts it too his mouth and the crowd cheers. He pulls it away and waits.
Gibson: Damn it feels good too be back. My doctors said I have made a complete recovery. I’ve been sitting back at home for 12 months. Well It just so happens my first match back is going too be a cage match. Well now I can show you this isn’t just some damn pit-bull. I’m a real bull and this bulls got horns, and he’s going too use them too beat down whoever they put in front of me. But first I have something too say too Vince. So Vince get your but out here.
Vince comes out too No Chance in Hell.
Vince McMahon: Boy its great too have you back Gibson.
Gibson: Shut your pie hole. I’ve got one thing too say too you. Why? Why am I not the one in that main event tonight against Punk? He and I have unfinished business. He ended my winning streak last year at Wrestlemania. Then we both fell from the cage and I took the worse of it. Well if it wasn’t for that fall I’d of won that belt right then and there exactly one year ago. So I have 2 more questions. When and where does Gibson get his shot. I want too know now.
Vince McMahon: Fine you want your shot you have too earn it. Next month is PPW’s third anniversary. It’s going too be main evented by a huge 6 man reverse ladder match called Mr. PPW for the PPW World Championship. Well It’s going too for sure have either Punk, Punk and Hardy, or Punk and Jericho’s attacker . So lets go ahead and say its Punk, the winner of this next match and 4 guys too be named later. So you want your match. I have one question are you willing too earn it.
James Gibson: Damn sure throw anyone in this match you want. As you’d say me winning is guarandamnteed.
Vince McMahon: Okay Gibson you asked for it. Introducing the second man in this contendership match it’s The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
Sexy boy plays over and Shawn comes running out.
Cage match for Mr. PPW Contendership: HBK vs. The Returning James Gibson
The Beginning: HBK takes over in the beginning. HBK chops him too a corner. He then went too whip him too the other corner but Gibson countered it. HBK does a flip avoiding him and Gibson goes flying into the corner cage.. HBK then hit’s a back suplex.
The Middle: HBK worked on the back often using elbows. HBK went too slam him back first into the cage. Jamie Noble then countered and hit a DDT driving Shawn into the cage. He worked on Shawn’s abs too slow him down. He hit a double knee gut buster. Shawn countered the Gibson driver and gave him a backbody drop. Gibson then got sent head first into the cage.
The middle 2: Shawn climbs up and hit’s the Asai moonsault off the top rope. Shawn beat him down but got lifted over the ropes and speared in the back driving his ribs into the cage. Gibson then went too climb the ropes. He went for a clothesline but got a shoulder block. Shawn climbed too the top rope and went for a Crossbody onto Gibson, but landing awkwardly with his arm behind Gibson. Shawn tried getting to his feet but was holding his arm. Gibson grabbed him and sent him into the cage and grinded his head.
The Finish: HBK countered and put Gibson onto the top rope. He climbed up behind him. They were fighting on the top rope with several elbows. Gibson got the advantage and sent him neck first onto the top of the cage. HBK flew backwards into the ring and Gibson hit a Crossbody. Gibson then locked in the dragon sleeper and body scissors and Shawn tapped.
Your Winner and 2nd man in Mr. PPW match James Gibson
Sarge: Well its time for the Boot Camp. My next guests have something too tell us about a 3rd member in there team. Please welcome the Mexicrew Super Crazy and the Caribbean Nightmare Carlito.
A Rap with a Mexican sound and theme called Mexican do anything(rhymed too be pronounced like anytan) comes over the theme as they run too the ring.
Carlito: Yeah we got something too say homes. We have been jipped 2 times now. Well tonight we win the belts. Then next month I go on too singles and my soul brother here Super Crazy continues too defend his belts. Yep you heard that starting next month the Mexicrew has a new member. It’s………not going too be revealed until next month.
Sarge: Is there anything you can tell us about him.
Super Crazy goes and grabs the microphone. Carlito asks him what the hell is he doing.
Super Crazy: Yes Senior. He is Mexican. But he isn’t just any Mexican he is super and he is crazy.
Sarge: So you can tell us here on the Boot Camp is next month the third member will be revealed and he is a super and crazy Mexican. I think I know who your talking about but I won’t spoil it for the rest of you fans.
Carlito: But tonight we will be together and tonight we will take them titles and make them super.
Sarge: So now lets introduce the next two challengers. They are debuting here and they are Deuce and Domino former WWE Tag Team Champions.
Then they hear there WWE music. Then it gets cut out and goes into a siren and they walk out Domino with microphone in hand.
Domino: Yeah not exactly what you expected morons is it. Yeah that’s right it’s Domino. It’s thee Domino. We are here too say one thing. We are here too take over PPW. We’ve wrestled from London too France too in your girls underpants. Yeah we are here and them belts are coming home with us along with all them hot chicks the Horsemen have.
Snake Eyes: However before any of you girls in the crowd get too excited you have about as much chance as coming home with thee Domino and Snake Eyes The Deuce as well Christian and Tomko. Yeah that type of lifestyle may be fine and dandy for them but The Domino and Snake Eyes don’t roll that way. You have as much of a chance coming home with us as them belts do coming home with these two Mexicraps do with them belts. Yeah you heard me Carchico if you got a problem with us do something about it. Cause we’re coming too the ring right now.
Sarge: Hold on there is still two more teams. Introducing next is Team Charisma Tomko and Christian.
Christian: Cut the damn music. Hey Domino you think your some tough ass team. Well this is PPW. All of us are tough and as for Christian and Tomko if we were that way you’d be lucky too get someone as hot as Christian and Tomko. Right Tomko.
Tomko pushes the mic away and rolls his eyes.
Sarge: Now introducing the champions they are lead too the ring by the original Horseman The Nature Boy Ric Flair. They are The Skull Crushers.
Flair: Wooooooooooooo! You all think your taking these belts home tonight. Well news flash there can only be one team as champions after this match and it’s going too be The Horsemen Doug and Danny. Wooooooooooooo!
Scramble Cage for the Hardcore scramble Team Championship: Snake Eyes and Thee Domino vs. The Skull Crushers vs. Team Charisma vs. The Mexicrew
This match saw tons of action. The Mexicrew dominated early on. Soon everyone was all going at once. Domino soon took over and hit a suplex piledriver too Christian. Meanwhile Super Crazy was hitting everyone with moonsaults. Domino is battling Doug. Carlito is battling it out with Tomko. Deuce is battling Christian. Then Super Crazy hit a moonsault off the top of the cage onto them all. Carlito nails Tomko with the backstabber. Meanwhile Domino hits Danny with the suplex Piledriver. Doug tosses Carlito into the cage and covers Tomko before Domino covers Danny for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and Still Hardcore Scramble Team Champions The Skull Crushers
Flair: Just like I said still champions, The Horsemen! Wooooooooooooo!
Sarge: Yes once again its time for the Boot Camp. My next guest is that Damn Arab Muhammad H“Ass”an. So please welcome however you want Mr. Muhammad.
Some generic Arab music plays over the sound system as he comes down.
Sarge: Well look who it is the man that turned his back on America just like I said he would.
Muhammad Hassan: Just shut your mouth up Sarge. I’ve got something too say. For months I tried too earn your respect and applause. What do I get I get bombarded with trash and stared at by all of you. I heard the rumors about me going too blow up the arenas. I heard stories saying I hate America. Well I love America. Its these racist Americans I can’t stand. People like you Sarge. I ask for your applause and what do I get but beer sprayed on me. I hate beer. I drink the finest cheap whine so I can send money too my family over seas. While look at you sir. What do you have there?
A Fan: Water.
Hassan: Look at that some idiot paid $3 for a bottle of water. Look I bet you think your hot stuff drinking expensive water when you could fill as many bottles yourself with tap for 35$ a month. Everywhere I go I hear people complaining about gas prices and blaming Arabs. Well lets see I have some facts. Since PPW has started up on PPV 5 months ago we have sold $5,000 worth of bottled water. How many companies make bottled water. Well it’s because it sells. Why because all you damn lazy people can’t fill a single bottle of water and stick it in a fridge. My people barely have anything too drink. What they have is water so filthy you people wouldn’t use as toilet water. All you damn lazy Americans make me sick.
Just then Mike Mizanin’s music hits.
Mizanin: Hey Hassan. What happened too you. You used too live too gain respect. Now you live too hate.
Hassan: I grew a pair of balls you should try it sometime.
Mizanin: You know what you earned my respect but now I think you’ve earned a right too a good beating fighter style.
Hassan: Oh I’m so scared. I dare you too try it.
Mizanin runs into the ring but gets leveled with a chair shot by Hassan. Then Striker’s music hits.
Striker: Enough is enough. Hassan I’m sick of this. You and Daivari have caused enough problems. I’m going too hit you with the Strike out because I am sick and tired of you whining. I’m going too pin your ass and then you will have no right too complain.
Hassan: Oh look its some fool who thinks he can beat me. I’m getting sick of this. Because of my skin tone everyone’s against me. Well I’m sick of it.
Then the Hustler’s theme hits. Benjamin walks out with Sensational Candy Michelle.
Benjamin: You know what normally I’d never agree with you Striker or the unconscious Mizanin but Hassan is so wrong on so many levels I have one thing too say. I’m going too enjoy beating your ass in this match.
Hassan: Just like an American. You know what I’d expect more from someone who’s obviously had too deal with **** because he isn’t white. I’d expect you too agree with me.
Benjamin: You know what yeah I’m black, yeah I’ve had few people stare at me. But that isn’t everyone. You know what I learned too deal with it and now I got gold. All you do is complain. Use your brain and skills too get too the top not your whining. If I’m not going too retain which I will this belt better at least not go too you.
X-Treme X-Cape match: European Championship: Matt Striker vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Mike Mizanin vs. Muhammad Hassan
They all started off backing Hassan into a corner. They beat Hassan down until they started too fight over who would get the next move in. Which lead too Striker and Benjamin fighting. They fought each other for several minutes. Mizanin with vengeance repeatedly smashed Hassan into the cage. Hassan wouldn’t bleed though. Soon Hassan took control busting Mizanin open with several hard rights. Benjamin and Striker fought with Benjamin hitting the PayDirt but Striker kicking out. Benjamin took control of Hassan. Soon Hassan whipped Benjamin into the corner. He backed up in the corner waiting too go with his running big boot. Then out of nowhere Mizanin hit the running clothesline and locked in a guillotine. Hassan passed out.
Elimination one Muhammad Hassan
Benjamin attacked Mizanin from behind but he blocked the PayDirt. Striker then comes running and hit’s a dropkick sending him headfirst into the cage. Benjamin sneaks up too the top of the cage. He leaps off with a Crossbody onto them both. Benjamin covers Mizanin but he kicks out. Striker sends Benjamin into the cage. Striker climbs too the top rope and hit’s a Crossbody onto Mizanin hitting him with a massive force. He gets up and gets ready for his finisher. Benjamin climbs too the top of the cage. Striker hit’s the Strike out and covers Mizanin for the pin.
Elimination 2: Mike Mizanin
Benjamin quickly climbs down the cage as Striker can only look on as Benjamin falls too the floor for the win.
Your Winner and Still European Champion The World’s Greatest Athlete “The Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin
Benjamin grabs the mic from Sarge.
Benjamin: And there ain’t no stopping me now!!!!!!
Sarge: Before we start the next match lets get a look back at what’s happened too these two teams. It all started at One Night Stand. Corvon attacked Kelly Kelly manager of Bradshaw. HTM while checking on Kelly got eliminated by Hustler Corvon. The 2 immediately began a team wanting revenge. The 2 failed too get revenge at The Royal Rumble and decided too team up for the foreseeable future too gain revenge by taking the tag titles. The Country Rockers demanded a title match. They became number one contenders by beating the Pep Squad. They won the titles at Wrestlemania with help from the returning Kelly Kelly and fellow attacky Trish Stratus. They made the deal before hand it wouldn’t happen again.
Sarge: So the Country Rockers said it’d be there rules or they can leave like fools. So now tonight it’s going too be Push the Pedal too the Metal. The only rules are you have too use weapons with metal it can be barbwire tables, chairs, ladders, tacks, pipes, ring bells, barbwire bats. If you leave the ring you never get a title shot. There as you can see are weapons all around the ring.
Sarge: So now let me introduce the challengers they are the former tag team champions The Neighborhoodies Shad Gaspard and JTG with Paul Heyman.
They come out too the hustlers theme. Just then The Country Rockers come running down and attack them and throw them in the ring with Styles following them down. Sarge quickly runs out of the ring too avoid this match.
Push the Pedal too the Metal: PPW World Tag Team Championship The Neighborhoodies vs. the Country Rockers
Bradshaw and HTM quickly get on top and beat down JTG and Shad. Shad tosses Bradshaw into the cage and Bradshaw comes off with a huge Lariat but gets backbody dropped. Shad and JTG double team The Notorious HTM. They whip him into the cage. JTG pulls down the suit and Shad chops him as hard as he can 10 times. Bradshaw comes running at them with a chair. He hits Shad but he shrugs it off. He goes too hit him again but gets punched knocking the chair into his face
Shad lifts up Bradshaw and gives him a power bomb onto the chair for a two count. HTM grabs a lead pipe. He hits JTG in the ribs but gets a big boot from Shad. Shad uses it too choke him out. Bradshaw bounces off the ropes and hit’s the clothesline from hell onto Shad. Bradshaw doesn’t go for the cover but takes the chair and smashes Shads head into the mat. JTG hit’s a flying clothesline onto HTM. Bradshaw climbs up top and grabs a barbwire chair. Shad kicks it into his head. Bradshaw is bleeding profusely.
Shad grabs another chair and levels Bradshaw. He lays the barbwire chair and grades it against Bradshaw’s head. He grabs the steel chair and smashes it against the barbwire chair. HTM hit’s a dropkick onto Shad sending him into the corner. He grabs the steel chair and smashes it against Shad. JTG grabs the guitar and goes too hit HTM but Bradshaw stops him who is now red from his chest too the top of his head. Bradshaw climbs up top on the cage and tosses in two chairs and bag of wrenches and pipes.
Shad levels Bradshaw with a chair. Bradshaw screams in rage and grabs a garbage can he drops down and drives it into Shad. JTG grabs a barbwire bat and rubs it against HTM’s already red chest. Bradshaw hit’s a big boot too JTG. He tosses him onto a chair next too the cage. He smashes his head in with a barbwire chair and then puts it on the other side of his head. HTM goes over and puts a barbwire chair too his face. Bradshaw runs against the ropes and rebounds and hit’s the Olay kick sandwiching his head between the 2 barbwire chairs. HTM unravels the barbwire and tosses it too Styles who quickly starts too wrap it around a table.
Shad hit’s a big boot too HTM. He gives him the Alabama slam. Bradshaw attacks him and tosses him on the top rope. He pulls him over and hit’s a DDT onto the chair. Styles quickly tosses the table in through the door. Bradshaw sets up the table and goes too lift JTG from the top rope for a powerbomb but Shad moves the table. Shad grabs Bradshaw and gives him a powerbomb into the cage. Shad screams at Heyman for something. Heyman pulls out a board with thumbtacks on it. Shad goes too powerbomb Bradshaw onto it but HTM trips him up. Bradshaw lifts Shad up and HTM grabs him by the neck and they hit the fall away slam neckbreaker combination into the tacks. But only get a near fall.
Bradshaw sets up the table in the middle of the ring and grabs a ladder. JTG attacks Bradshaw who drops the ladder. Shad comes running at HTM who sends him into the ladder. Bradshaw sets JTG on top of the cage. Bradshaw jumps down and hits a clothesline driving Shad through the ladder. He runs up and climbs up the cage and grabs JTG and hit’s a fall away slam through the table off the top of the cage through the barbwire table and HTM covers JTG for the pin and the win.
Your Winner and Still PPW World Tag Team Champions The Country Rockers
The Country Rockers grab there belts and head up the ramp. They turn and hold there belts high. Just then they get knocked over by Deuce and Domino. Deuce grabs a chair from a fan and whacks HTM on the chest. He lifts HTM onto the guardrail and hit’s a DDT. Domino takes Bradshaw and smashes his head into the steps several times. The fans are enraged and a fan even jumps over but gets KO’d in a single punch by Domino. He tosses Bradshaw into the ring. He grabs a lead pipe and chokes Bradshaw until he’s unconscious. Deuce climbs into the ring with several chairs and locks the cage.
Domino: I bet you didn’t see us coming. Yeah that’s right it’s Domino. Since we had too compete in a match in which we’re not used too we decided too get our shot at the titles we know we can win. Well let us introduce our female manager the most lovely women in the business.
HTM is laid out with Kelly Kelly taking care of him.
Domino: Your manager the ever lovely Barbie Blank aka Kelly Kelly.
She slaps HTM.
Domino: Deuce help our lady into the ring.
Deuce unlocks the cage and carries her in. Barbie stands over Bradshaw.
Barbie Blank: Hey Bradshaw. Yeah take a good look because you ain’t ever gonna get too see this babe again. This is going too be the last face you see tonight.
Deuce grabs a chair and smashes Bradshaw’s head into the matt 3 times. Domino sets a chair under his head and puts another on his face.
Domino: Hand me a chair Babe.
They then lift up there chairs and quickly hit Bradshaw with repeated chair shots. They hit him 15 times smashing his head in with chair shots after chair shots.
Domino: Deuce I believe we’re finished here. Now like I’ve said before you got a problem with us do something about it.
Deuce: I think we got one last order of duty. Babe get us a table.
Barbie Blank grabs a table and slides it into the ring. Domino sets it up and Deuce climbs up too the top of the cage.
Domino: Your about too see the best second generation athlete in business. Hit the SuperFly Snake Eyes.
Deuce comes crashing down driving Bradshaw through the table with the frog splash. He covers him.
Domino: One….two……three. Your winner and the future of the tag team championships Snake Eyes and Thee Domino.
He slams the mic into the matt and leave the ring as several security guards tell them too leave as the paramedics come down and lift Bradshaw onto a stretcher and wrap his head in towels and ice and give him a neck brace. They immediately start an IV and hook him up too give him more blood as he is soaked. A whole group of paramedics come down one by one taking out all 4 men in the match as Snake Eyes and Domino look from the top of the ramp and laugh.
Sarge: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the BootCamp. Please welcome my guest for the second too last BootCamp of the night…..John Cena The Bad Bad Man.
Bad Bad Man plays over the sound system as John Cena comes running down and into the cage.
Sarge: Welcome Mr. Cena. Glad too have you here.
John Cena: Glad too be here Cold Slaw.
Sarge: Cole Slaw? What you talking about that for?
John Cena: Well your last name is Slaughter. Cold means cool. So your nickname should be Cold Slaw. You don’t mind if I call you that do you.
Sarge: I guess not. As long as you answer my questions.
John Cena: Okay Cold Slaw ask away.
Sarge: You came from the WWE. With the longest reign in WWE Championship history since Hulk Hogan. You won the tag team championship and US Championship and the WWE championship on several occasions. Yet you’ve been here in PPW since the beginning yet never one a championship yet a guy you beat 2 nights in a row is tied for the longest World Championship reign in company history. How does that make you feel?
Cena: You know what Sarge did you invite me down here just too make fun of me? Am I a joke? You know what yeah I’ve never won a championship since coming here almost 3 years ago. You know what I’ve also been injured for several months. I haven’t had a title match in 7 months. Tonight is my night. John Cena is taking that belt home too the hood.
Just then Daivari comes down too his fast paced Arabic music.
Daivari: You’re a funny man Cena. Your quite a good actor. Too bad it didn’t show in the Marine. I used too be your bitch in the WWE. Yet look at you now. I’ve held more gold than you and I haven’t even been here 6 months. I won gold in my second match what is this your 30th. If anyone is taking that belt it’s me.
Cena stands up and stares him in the face. Daivari slaps him in the face. Cena slaps him back. Daivari walks around the ring and grabs a chair. He smashes it into Cena’s face. Cena collapses.
Daivari: Hey Sarge long time since we were in the ring together. So before it gets too becomes a beat down why don’t you bring down Morrison and the chumpion.
Okay introducing the 3rd challenger John Morrison. Hurry it up Morrison please.
Morrison stares at him and skips his entrance.
Sarge: Okay Introducing the champion Ironman Ted DiBiase.
DiBiase looks into the ring and grabs a mic.
DiBiase: Okay I’ve got a ton of different types of challengers. I’ve got the Arabic Daivari, The Bad Bad Man and Rapper John Cena. I’ve also got a Hollywood Star that has yet too act. I guess I’ve got a song too describe this. Yo Yo Yo from Hollywood USA too the bad bad man and Iraq hey when it all comes down too it you can’t beat me I’m the Ironman Ted DiBiase.
Daivari just shrugs his shoulders with an angry face and Morrison rolls his eyes.
WWE Intercontinental Championship Four Way Dance John Morrison vs. Ted DiBiase vs. John Cena vs. Daivari
This match saw all four in the ring at the start. Ted Dibiase and Daivari faced off while Morrison went for the cheap pin on Cena for a near fall. Morrison lifted up and slammed Cena. He went up top and hit the split legged corkscrew Moonsault for a near fall. Ted Dibiase continued too battle Daivari. Cena started too come too so Morrison locked in a sleeper. Daivari locks in the Camel Clutch. The Ref is checking Cena and then checked DiBiase. Simultaneously they get out of the holds. DiBiase slides out and locks in the Million Dollar Dream and locks in a body scissors. Cena hit’s the Proto-bomb and Cena covers. The ref makes the three count and Daivari taps.
Elimination 1 and 2 happened at the same time: Daivari and John Morrison are eliminated
John Cena looks at DiBiase and they both grab the chair and throw it out of the ring. John Cena and DiBiase lock it up. Cena gets the upper hand until DiBiase sweeps his feet. DiBiase pulls Cena’s arms and crosses them in a choke. Cena starts too fade but refuses too tap. DiBiase locks in a body scissors. Cena refuses too tap. DiBiase pulls his arms even harder and rolls through into a pinning predicament. Cena counters it into the STFU. DiBiase tries too fight. He finally manages too roll Cena into a pin and Cena is forced too let go.
DiBiase grabs Cena and gives him a German suplex and holds it for a near fall. Cena comes off the ropes with a takedown. Dibiase rolls Cena onto his back for a mount. Dibiase reigns in with elbows. Cena rolls onto his stomach but can’t lose DiBiase who reigns in with more elbows. Cena slides out the back and rolls up DiBiase. DiBiase rolls through and rolls up Cena. Rolls and sends DiBiase flying behind him and rolls him up. DiBiase counters with a pin. Cena kicks out and they take the chance too catch there breath. The fans are cheering for the technical abilities.
Ted Dibiase goes for a tackle. He drives him into the corner. He hits several shoulder blocks. Cena pushes him off and gives him several chops into the corner. Cena lifts him up top. DiBiase pushes him off and kicks him too the matt. He comes down with a fist drop for a near fall. DiBiase drops the double knee too the gut of Cena. He sends him into the corner. He drives in several knees and shoulder blocks. He lifts him up and drops him repeatedly side first into the knees. He then lifts him up as high as he can and spins him out with a gut buster. Cena falls too the mat in agony.
DiBiase locks in a choke but Cena hit’s a jaw breaker. DiBiase runs at Cena but Cena lifts him up with an Alabama slam. DiBiase hits several elbows too the sides and locks in a bear hug while still upside down. Cena falls too one knee then 2. DiBiase holds onto the grip and uses it too lift him up for a Piledriver. He covers for a 3 count.
Your Winner and Still Intercontinental Champion “Ironman” Ted DiBiase
They help Cena too the back while DiBiase stands on the cage in celebration. Just then out of nowhere Daivari runs into the ring and smashes DiBiase with a chair. He then powerbombs him too the mat. He climbs up too the top rope and hits an Arabian face buster. He locks in the camel clutch. Daivari pulls out a razor blade. He slices DiBiase’s head wide open. The locker room empties. Daivari pulls out a chain and locks the cage while threatening them all with the blade. He slices his head with three lines making a D like triangle. Daivari lifts up the ring matt and pulls out a carpet. He climbs up too the top of the cage and hit’s the splash with the carpet underneath him. He counts him out too 10.
Daivari: I’ve yet too get a 1 on 1 shot with you. You’re the perfect example of what’s wrong with America. So I’ve got a challenge. You Me next month at the third anniversary show. Last Man Standing!!!
Daivari opens the door and lets them rush in as he climbs too the top of the cage too look on.
Sarge: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for our Lethal LockDown match. As you can now see there is a roof on the cage with several weapons hanging down. Them including chairs, a bad of lead pipes, Ladders, tables, garbage cans wrapped in steel and several more. Introducing first is the manager of The New Breed Joey Styles.
Styles comes walking down with his team too the original New Breed theme.
Styles: Its new breed time. Tonight I introduce you too the best stable in history. Let me introduce you too Kenny. Kenny is the future of this business. He is one of the youngest stars on the roster. He is the most athletic wrestlers on the whole damn locker room.
Kenny: It’s finally time for me too take control. With Styles help I’m going too take over PPW and shut up guys like Paul Heyman, Domino, and the dictator of my opponents tonight Ric Flair. Well I’ve waited long enough and I’m going too shine tonight. Just as my whole damn team is going too.
Styles: Now introducing the most athletic team in wrestling history, Brian Kendrick and Paul London.
Kendrick: You heard him. We’re hear too make sure whoever did this horrible act too Jericho pays. Flair I don’t know if you did it but we’re going too whip your ass as if you did.
London: You know what Flair your all about money, wheeling, dealing, and kiss stealing. Well your looking at the hottest group of men both physically and physically.
Sarge: Well now we have on order of business. Do you want too get the advantage with most people or get too choose who gets put in after your opponent has and be able too choose who you want too be in for your team second.
Styles: It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference so let Flair choose.
The Horsemen’s theme plays.
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess since your such a fool I’m going too take the 1 man advantage. Therefore my first man in is going too be Rob Van Dam.
Styles: I’ll use strategy and go for someone who can match his highflying and maybe even out kick you, Kenny Doane!!!!!!!!
Sarge: Okay the 2 men are in the ring now lets start the match.
Horsemen: Mike Knox, MVP, Sid Vicious, and RVD vs. Team New Breed: Brian Kendrick, Paul London, Kenny, and DDP
Kenny and RVD sized each other up. They lock up. They spin around and go for leg sweeps. They roll up and both go for dropkicks. Kenny goes for a Van Daminator but jumps low and RVD goes for the Vann Daminator but Kenny spins and connects with a round house kick. They battle with several kicks for the next minute. Kenny hit’s a moonsault.
Flair: I choose Mike Knox.
Knox climbs into the ring. He quickly attacks Kenny with several fists. He sends Kenny into the ropes and connects with a spine buster. He grabs Kenny and locks in a guillotine. RVD punts him in the gut. Knox lifts him up and hit’s a leg hook Brain buster.
Styles: I choose Kendrick.
Kendrick comes running down and battles RVD and Knox with several aerial maneuvers. He drops down hitting a jaw breaker. He locks in sliced bread number 2 and runs into the ropes but he lands on his feet. He locks in RVD with a dragon sleeper. Kenny now recovered helps him and they hit a reverse suplex.
Flair: I choose Sid Vicious.
Sid climbs into the ring. Kendrick comes running at him but gets a huge fist. Kenny hit’s a dropkick but Sid shoves him off. They come running at him with chairs. Sid shoves them away. Kendrick charges at him but gets met with a big boot too the chair. RVD hit’s a Van Daminator with one of the chairs. Kenny hit’s a KO kick too Knox.
Styles: I choose Paul London.
London climbs too the top of the cage and shimmies down a hole. He screams. Vicious charges. He swings and hit’s a shooting star onto Vicious. Kendrick hit’s a double stomp. Kenny hit’s the leg drop. London climbs up top onto the roof of the cage.
MVP climbs the stairs. Kenny kicks the door into MVP’s face. RVD sends Kenny flying out. London is unhooking all the weapons a bad of pipes hitting Knox. Kendrick grabs a ladder and sets it up above Vicious and hit’s the frog splash. RVD goes out after Kenny.
DDP comes running down with a garbage can. He whacks MVP. It doesn’t bend though. It’s wrapped in steel!!! He whacks RVD. Vicious is getting beat down with all sorts of weapons by Kendrick. Knox comes out. He kicks the garbage can into DDP’s face. London comes running off the cage and hit’s a frog body onto RVD, Knox, and MVP.
Kendrick lays the ladder on Sid and hit’s the double stomp. He goes for the cover but Sid kicks out. Sid gets too his feet. Kendrick grabs a ring bell. He drives it into Sid’s back but it just makes Sid mad. Sid tosses him into the cage. Kenny charges at Sid he hit’s a huge dropkick. Sid falls. Kenny sets a ladder pointing at Sid’s face. He climbs the corner but Sid gets up and grabs him He Powerbombs him half way across the ring. Kendrick goes for a hurricanrana. Sid catches him. Kendrick tries too grab the roof of the cage but gets power bombed. Sid climbs out and drags MVP in for the cover. The ref counts.
Your Winners The Four Horsemen of the New Millennium.
Flair struts too the camera.
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sarge: It’s now time for the final Boot Camp of the night. Its going too be the biggest. Please welcome world champion CM Punk!!!!!!
Punk: Lets get down too this right here and now Sarge. There has been a man attacking me and I’m sick of it. He did the same too Jericho and Jericho is still in a wheel chair on oxygen tanks. You see I’m straight edge and I won’t touch alcohol but I know Jericho probably is wanting one right now. Sort of how I felt like when I wanted my title back. Well I’ve got it. Jericho is in pain and is still partially paralyzed. This man attempted too stick me with a knife, run me off the road, and kill me in a fiery explosion. So this man says he’s going too compete in this match. Well this man is an evil genius. He even managed too get taken off the suspect list and pass a lie detector test. Yes that owner of the Hustlers the maniacal Paul E. Heyman.
Heyman comes down without the crew.
Heyman: Yeah your very clever Punk. Yeah I’ve been stalking Jericho for months and you also. Why because you knew too much and wouldn’t keep your hands out of stuff. You also got my man Burke fired.
Punk: He did that himself. He wanted out and now he’s gone.
Heyman: Now everyone must be wondering why. Simple let me explain. It all started more than a decade ago in a company I made famous known as ECW. Mick Foley told me on his way out I should hire Jericho. He’d never gotten a chance by WWE or WCW. So I hired him and made him a star. I treated him fairly even after he stunk up his first match so bad I couldn’t air it. I forgave him for that. So what do I do when he says he’s leaving for WCW a company that treated him like a lightweight. Well I’ll tell you what I did. I offered him the TV title. Well he won that title and then he went too WCW.
Heyman: I single handedly blame him for having too scrimp and save and raise the hustlers into the best group in history. ECW was my blood sweat and tears all mixed into one. What did Jericho do? He spit in it. Well now I’ve got PPW near the breaking point. I’m going too drive it too fore closure then buy it and use all the money I’ve made too hire the biggest and best stars. World Hustler Wrestling was going too be huge with Burke in control but you ruined that. Now all I can do is see that it dies along with Jericho’s career just like ECW.
Sarge: Well guys if we’re going too have enough time we need too start the match. So Introducing the second challenger Matt Hardy!!!
Matt comes down too his WWE Music.
PPW World Championship: Paul Heyman vs. CM Punk vs. Matt Hardy
The opening saw Hardy and Punk backing Heyman into a corner. Punk locks on the anaconda vice and Heyman passes out. Hardy and Punk duke it out. Fists are flying with fury as these 2 battle for the Gold belt. Punk blocks the Side Effect and twists and hit’s the Pepsi Twist. Matt Hardy kicks out. Punk goes for a hurricanrana but gets powerbombed into the corner. Matt hardy sets him on the top rope. He hit’s the Superplex for a near fall. Hardy locks in a Guillotine but Punk lifts him up and hit’s a wheel barrow suplex.
Punk covered for a 2. Punk hit’s a diving reverse Hurricanrana for a near fall. Punk sends Hardy into the corner and connects with a running knee. He rebounds but gets pushed into the corner and falls over Heyman and ends up face first into the top turnbuckle. Matt Hardy runs and hit’s a big clothesline then connects with a bulldog. Matt Hardy climbs too the top rope and hit’s the Leg Drop. But Punk kicks out. Heyman is up and hands hardy a chair. Hardy slams the chair into the matt and gives Chase. Punk grabs the chair and they back Heyman into a corner.
Punk lifts the chair up and Heyman ducks. Hardy lifts Heyman too hold him there. Punk lifts the chair up and screams then he hits Matt Hardy. Heyman and Punk hug as the crowd boos in absolute outrage. Punk lifts Hardy up and hit’s the G2S for the pin and the win. Heyman grabs a mic.
Heyman: Your winner and the Shining Jewel of Heyman’s Hustlers and still PPW World Champion CM Punk.
