Post by slappy on Apr 22, 2009 0:07:33 GMT -5
[red]WELCOME WF TO THE RETURN OF TOTAL RUTHLESS AGGRESSION. I AM MIKE TENAY ALONG SIDE TONY SCHIAVONE.
Yes, welcome everybody to the most exciting hour of your week. Slamfest is back bringing you fast paced action and great storytelling. Let’s send it up to the ring.[/red]
Michael Buffer, “Ladies and Gentleman already in the ring, weighing 246 pounds from Chelsea, England, “The Ripper” Paul Burchill.”
[red]Burchill raises his arm to a chorus of boos[/red]
“And his opponent weighing in at 175 pounds from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio.”
[red]Rey Mysterio pops out from the ground into the air, landing on the ground. Mysterio walks down to the ring to deafening cheers. Rey enters the ring and referee Nick Patrick readies both competitors. Patrick rings the bell and the match is on.[/red]
[red]Rey Mysterio pops out from the ground into the air, landing on the ground. Mysterio walks down to the ring to deafening cheers. Rey enters the ring and referee Nick Patrick readies both competitors. Patrick rings the bell and the match is on.[/red]
Schiavone: Burchill and Mysterio walking up to each other. Mysterio on the short side by nearly a foot. Will his size be a factor, Mike?
Tenay: It can be. His size can be an advantage and disadvantage. He is fast and can maneuver around his opponents very well, but he can be caught and a bigger man may out power him. We will just have to see if Burchill’s size can match Mysterio’s speed and agility.
Burchill and Mysterio lock up. Burchill swings his knee up hitting Rey in the gut. He grabs Rey by the mask and pushes him to the ground. Burchill stomps on Mysterio until he rolls out of the way. Rey pulls himself up by the ropes. Paul runs towards him and Mysterio delivers a dropkick, turning Burchill’s back to Mysterio. Rey runs up and picks up Paul by the waist and lands a suplex. Rey does a leg drop to Burchill’s throat. Rey goes for the pin. 1, kick out. Burchill gets up and punches Rey a few times before pulling Rey’s upper body down and hitting him in the face with his (Burchill’s) knee. Burchill does a suplex of his own. He grabs Rey’s leg and turns him over for a one legged Boston crab. Nick Patrick asks Rey if he would like to give up, but Rey says no. He reaches for the ropes when Burchill relents a little and he does reach the ropes. Again, Mysterio gets up from the help of the ropes. Not learning his lesson from the first time, Burchill runs at Mysterio who jumps into the air, grabbing onto Burchill’s neck with his legs and delivering a hurricanrana which leaves Burchill on the ropes. Mysterio runs to the other side of the ring, off the ropes, back to the other side of the ring, grabbing the ropes and hitting the 619 on Paul Burchill. Mysterio on the apron as Burchill stands up. Rey jumps up on the ropes, diving off and hits the West Coast Pop going for the pin, Nick Patrick counts, 1, 2, 3.
[red]The winner of the match, Rey Mysterio[/red]
His music plays and he celebrates. Paul Burchill gets up and attacks Mysterio from behind sending him to the ground. Burchill picks up Rey’s arms and puts his foot on the back of Mysterio’s head. He drives Rey’s head into the ground as the crowd boos. Burchill raises his hands and exits the ring. Nick Patrick attends to Rey Mysterio as Slamfest goes to commercial.
[red]The show comes back to commercial and general manager Ted Dibiase is shown talking on the phone.[/red]
Dibiase: Darn shame what happened to Rey. After he got back here I was going to tell him that his win tonight and great performance earned him the number one contendership for the world title. That is still on, but we must make sure he is ok before I give him the shot. I want a one hundred percent healthy Rey Mysterio fighting for the title to give us another great match. As for Paul Burchill, well next week he is being punished by being forced to fight Kane. Alright, I’ll talk to you later. Good bye.
[red]Camera cuts to Tenay and Schiavonie[/red]
Schiavone: Wow, Kane vs Paul Burchill right here next week. I cannot wait to see that.
Tenay: Tony, don’t forget Rey Mysterio being named the number one contender, which was pretty huge.
Schiavone: Indeed it was.
[red]Camera cuts backstage to show the World Heavyweight Champion walking towards the ringside area as the shot fades to commercial.[/red]
Tenay: Welcome back everybody.
[red]The World Champion Shelton Benjamin comes down to the ring with a microphone. He slides into the ring and begins to speak.[/red]
Shelton: So, I get to defend my title against Rey Mysterio in the near future. [red]The crowd cheers[/red] That is fine with me. I will do to him what I’ve done to every single person that has tried to take away my belt. I will destroy him. I will do what Paul Burchill could not. I will eliminate Rey Mysterio from TRA. [red]The crowd boos[/red] I have no problem doing it. Just ask CM Punk. It has been four months since I beat him and no sign of him anywhere. So, the same thing will happen to Rey and there is nothing anybody can do about it.
[red]No one walks out as Shelton begins to laugh and the crowd boos heavily.[/red]
Did you all believe he was actually coming back? I mean I just mentioned him and he comes back? Now that would be odd if it happened, but it didn’t, so it’s funny. I got all of you good. Oh well, don’t believe everything, you’ll just get your hopes up, but don’t worry, I will be there to crush them.
[red]Shelton begins to leave as Ted Dibiase comes out.[/red]
Dibiase: Shelton, stay right there. I have a little surprise for you. You are going to have a match right now, tonight’s main event, you vs this man.
[red]Punk’s music hits again, Shelton begins to freak out, but again no one comes out. Dibiase laughs.[/red]
Now, I am the one that got you Shelton. I hope I didn’t scare you too much. Here is your real opponent.
[red]Chavo Guerrero runs to the ring. He gets in and referee Jimmy Kordaris rings the bell.[/red]
Chavo goes to clothesline Shelton, but Shelton ducks. Chavo turns around, Shelton grabs him and gives him a t-bone suplex. He goes for the pin and gets the three in a fast match.
[red]The winner of the match, Shelton Benjamin.
Shelton grabs the mic.[/red]
Shelton grabs the mic.[/red]
Is that the best you could do Dibiase? Look how easy that was. I bet now he will be hitting the unemployment line about as fast as I beat him. [red]Shelton laughs and the crowd boos[/red] Oh you people could care less about Chavo, you are only booing because I am saying it. [red]The crowd boos again[/red]
Dibiase: Oh, so you are saying the opponents I give you are too easy. Well, fine. Next week, you will get to fight two opponents, at the same time. It will be you, Shelton Benjamin versus MVP and Finlay.
Shelton: Oh, I’m not too worried, I’ve won my share of handicap matches before.
Dibiase: Oh, I forgot to say that it is No Disqualifications.
Shelton: Even better, I’ll beat them even more now.
Dibiase, Again, sorry, forgot to say it is only for Finlay and MVP. You are so good, you shouldn’t have a problem. You can still get DQ’ed Shelton. See you next week.
[red]Shelton yells at Dibiase, but Dibiase just leaves.[/red]
Schiavone: Shelton is not happy at all with Mr. Dibiase’s announcement. I think it was a good one though.
Tenay: I agree with you Schiavone, however, we are out of time. We will see you folks next week. Good fight, good night.
