spam RING OF PASSION!!!!

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Ring of Passion Opener : ( A shot of Mr. McMahon standing in the middle of the ring is shown) A night of epic proportion is upon us! (A shot of the the tractor that Roddy Piper was in exploding is shown) A night where you can expect the unexpected! A night where two men will throw caution to the wind and take it to the extreme! (A shot of Vader hitting a moonsault off the top rope and through Sabu and the commentary table is shown) A night where one man vows to uncover a mystery. (A shot of Ultimate Warrior's limo being hit by a tractor trailer is shown) A night where two men will settle a feud which began in 1997 will come to a bitter end tonight! ( A shot of Shawn Michaels hitting Bret Hart in the head with a sledgehammer is shown) A night where six men will enter the Elimination Chamber and only one man will walk out the spam Heavyweight Champion! (A shot of the Elimination Chamber is shown) That night is upon us! It is time for the biggest night in professional wrestling, spam RING OF PASSION!!!!!!!!!


The camera pans live to Madison Square Garden. As pyro is exploding all over the ramp and top of the titantron. Pyroi is shooting off the big titantron and two mini titantrons on opposite ends of the entrance way. Pyro is also shooting up from the side panels to the sides of the ramp in the shape of wrestling rings.


J.R. : HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF THEM ALL!!! WELCOME TO spam RING OF PASSION!!!!! WE ARE LIVE FROM THE MOST FAMOUS ARENA IN THE WORLD MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FOR THE FIRST EVER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SUPERSTARS PAY PER VIEW EVENT!!! My name is good ol J.R. and I'm here along side Jerry "the king" Lawler and folks get ready to bear witness to wrestling history!!


Jerry Lawler : Your not kidding J.R.! Tonight we got it all! From Money in the Bank to Elimination Chambers! it is going to be a night like no other!

Million Dollar Man's theme sounds to cut J.R. and the King off.


Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase Vs. Al Snow


Howard Finkel : The opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, representing the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, The Million Dollar Man!!


M$M comes strutting down the ramp in a bright green tuxedo counting money. M$M walks up the steel steps as the referee holds the ropes open for M$M as he steps through the ropes. Al Snow's theme sounds as the crowd erupts.


Howard Finkel : And his opponent representing the JOB Squad, Al Snow!!!


Al Snow makes his way out on the ramp and walks down the ramp while talking to head. Al Snow slides under the ropes and into the ring and shakes head high above his head as millions of fans throw manican heads in the ring. Snow kicks the manican heads out of the ring along with the referee as M$M makes his way into the ring. The bell sounds as the ring is clear. Snow and M$M and Snow lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. M$M locks Snow in a headlock. Snow leans M$M against the ropes and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but M$M puts the breaks on and tightens the headlock on Snow. Snow unloads with multiple elbows to the stomach of M$M and then whips M$M into the ropes, as M$M comes off the ropes, Snow hits a flying elbow on him. M$M rolls to the outside of the ring to clear his head. Snow runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to jump through the top and second rope to hit a suicide dive takedown on M$M on the outside of the ring. Snow and M$M are down on the arena floor. Snow picks M$M up and attempts to whip him into the control gate, but M$M reverses and sends Snow into the control gate. M$M then chops Snow across the chest while he's against the control gate. M$M then rolls Snow half way into the ring but hangs Snow's throat and head outside the ring. M$M jumps onto the apron and runs on the apron and drops a guillotine legdrop across Snow's throat. Snow rolls back in the ring and holds his throat in pain as M$M slides back in the ring. M$M walks over to Snow and clinches his fist and drops to the mat to drive his fist into Snow's head. M$M pulls Snow up by his hair and whips Snow into the turnbuckle. M$M walks over to Snow in the turnbuckle and kicks him multiple times in the stomach. M$M then climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the head of Snow as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. M$M jumps down to the mat as Snow falls down to the bottom turnbuckle. M$M grabs onto the top rope and chokes Snow out in the bottom turnbuckle with his boot. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces M$M to break the hold. M$M breaks the hold and then laughs his evil laugh as the crowd boos him. M$M runs at Snow in the bottom turnbuckle and attempts to knee him in the face, but Snow moves out of the way causing M$M to crash into the turnbuckle chest first. Snow quickly gets to his feet and hits a splash on M$M in the turnbuckle. M$M is stunned as Snow turns him around and perches him on the top rope. Snow climbs up to the top rope and hits a hurricanranna on M$M off the top rope. M$M is down on the mat in the middle of the ring as Snow climbs to the top rope and hits a moonsault off the top rope and onto M$M on the mat. Snow covers M$M for the 1-2- M$M just about gets his shoulder up. Snow pounds the mat out of frustration. Snow grabs M$M by the head and pulls him up as M$M sneaks in a low blow. Snow is bent over in pain as M$M gets to his feet and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Snow. Snow is down on the mat as M$M gets to his feet and signals for the million dollar dream. The referee is standing behind M$M as Snow gets to his feet. M$M locks the million dollar dream in on Snow, as Snow quickly runs backwards to back M$M into the referee. The referee goes down to the mat as Snow backs M$M into the turnbuckle to break the hold. Out of nowhere Shelton Benjamin and JBL run down the ramp and into the ring. JBL hits a big boot on Snow to take him down to the mat as Benjamin and JBL stomp away on Snow on the mat. M$M slowly gets to his feet.


J.R. : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!!?! JBL AND SHELTON BENJAMIN RUNNING OUT HERE AND ATTACKING AL SNOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MATCH!!


King : The Billion Dollar Brotherhood sticks together J.R.


J.R. : AL SNOW IS BEING BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MOUL! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT'S GEORGE THE ANIMAL STEELE!!! GEORGE STEELE!!!


King : WHAT!?!?!?! WHAT IS GEORGE THE ANIMAL STEELE DOING HERE!!!?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!


George Steele comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Steele runs into the ring and turns Benjamin around and nails him with a hard right hand to the face, knocking him backwards and over the top rope and onto the mat. Steele then unloads with jabs to the face of JBL to back him against the ropes. Steele then clotheslines JBL over the ropes. Steele steps through the ropes and onto the apron to hit a double ax handle on JBL. Steele chases JBL over the control gate and through the crowd.


M$M walks over to Snow and picks Snow up to nail him with a hard right hand to the face. M$M then kicks him in the stomach and hits a piledriver in the middle of the ring on Snow. M$M runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit flying knee drop on Snow on the mat. M$M pulls Snow up to his feet and attempts to whip Snow into the ropes, but Snow reverses and sends M$M into the ropes as M$M comes off the ropes, Snow hits a huge frankensteiner on M$M. The crowd erupts and chants ECW! ECW! ECW! M$M is down on the mat as Snow puts his arm across M$M but there is no referee to make the count. Snow gets up and begins to walk over to the knocked out referee. Snow bends over and tries to wake the referee up as M$M walks over to Snow and sneaks up behind him to lock in the million dollar dream in the middle of the ring. M$M has got the hold locked in and is putting Snow to sleep. Snow is completely knocked out unconscious in M$M's arms. M$M breaks the hold to drop Snow to the mat. Snow is down and out on the mat. M$M waves someone on. As Eugene comes running down the ramp with a homemade referee shirt on. M$M makes the cover as Eugene drops to the mat and makes the count 1-2- Eugene stops counting and looks at his fingers in a confused way. M$M screams at Eugene as Eugene drops to the mat and tries it again and counts 1-2- and then gets to his feet and looks at his two fingers with confused look.


King : This idiot doesn't know how to count to three! Hahahaha!


J.R. : Hahaha! Bless his heart Eugene is crazier then a pet coon!


King : We got a referee who can't count to three! We may be here all night J.R.


M$M gets to his feet and screams in Eugene's face. Meanwhile, Snow begins to move and rolls over to the turnbuckle where head is laying. Snow grabs head and gets to his feet. Snow sneaks up on M$M and turns him around to nail him in the face with head. M$M goes down to the mat as Snow throws head to the outside of the ring. Snow covers M$M on the mat. Another referee from the back runs down the ramp, slides under the ropes, and makes the count 1-2-3!


Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Al Snow!!!


J.R. : What a way to kick off Ring of Passion!!


King : Look at Eugene he doesn't know what to do. Al Snow is celebrating with that stupid manican head while Million Dollar Man is knocked out cold on the mat. He still hasn't moved.


J.R. : Al Snow gets the win, give the assist to Eugene who accidentally distracted Million Dollar Man, which allowed Al Snow to nail Million Dollar Man with head!! What a way to get things started here tonight! Lets send it backstage to Howard Finkel.


spam Hotline

The camera pans backstage to show Mean Gean standing near a table with all telephones ringing.


Mean Gean : Hello ladies and gentleman my name is Mean Gean Oakerland. I will be talking to many spam superstars tonight as they get ready for their matches. But you can speak to the winners and the losers right after there match. By simply calling 1-800-spamROP! Be sure to call the spam Ring of Passion hotline tonight to speak to all of your favorite superstars after their matches. Kids get your parent permission before calling. As a matter of fact, I'm going to take the first call right here on the air tonight.


Mean Gean walks over to the table and answers one of the phones.


Mean Gean : Hello and welcome to the spam Ring of Passion hotline! What a second, your voice sounds awfully familiar. The Goobley Gooker!! What the hell!!


The Goobley Gooker runs onto the screen and grabs Mean Geans arm as he square dances with Mean Gean as the crowd goes crazy. Goobly Gooker is spinning Mean Gean around as fast as he can as Mean Gean sends it back to Howard Finkel.


JBL Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. Big Daddy V Vs. Rey Mysterio Vs. Tajiri Vs. Mystery Opponent
Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Howard Finkel : The following contest is the Money in the Bank Ladder Match!! The rules are as follows each man involved in the match will attempt to climb the ladder and grab the briefcase that is hanging above the ring. Inside of that briefcase is a contract which entitles the winner of this match to a title shot at any time, any where, for any spam title!


Rey Mysterio's theme sounds. As little spurts of pyro shoot up across the ramp leading to huge pyro explosion in the middle of the ramp as Mysterio pops up from the ramp and onto the ramp. Mysterio is wearing an Iron man themed mask and attire.


Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring, Rey Mysterio!


Mysterio makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring and looks around the ring at the ladders that are laying against the control gates on all sides of the ring. Shelton Benjamin's theme hits. As pyro shoots up from the ramp.


Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, the gold standard, Shelton Benjamin!


Benjamin makes his way down the ramp. And looks around the ring and appears to have no fear. JBL's theme now sounds as the ramp moves up. From under the ramp comes JBL's limo.


Howard Finkel : And their opponent, representing the Billion Dollar Duo, John Bradshaw Layfield!


The showfer gets out of the limo and walks over to the door and lets JBL out of the limo. JBL two steps towards the ring. JBL points at the briefcase hanging above the ring. As Tajiri's theme now sounds.


Howard Finkel : And their opponent, the Japanese buzz saw, Tajiri!


Tajiri makes his way down the ramp with a smile and focused look. Tajiri looks around the arena and slides in the ring. He looks at the entrance way as Big Daddy V's theme hits.


Howard Finkel : Making his way down the ramp, being led to the ring by Slick, Big Daddy V!


Big Daddy V comes down the ramp as Slick walks to the side of him. Slick smiles as Big Daddy V looks at his opponents with fury. Big Daddy steps through the ropes and into the ring as all the men in the ring look at Big Daddy with a look of determination. All five men look towards the ramp as they await the arrival of the mystery man. Evan Bourne's theme hits as the crowd erupts.


Howard Finkel : Please welcome to the spam, Evan Bourne!!


Evan Bourne steps through the curtain and out onto the ramp as the crowd is on their feet. Bourne runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Bourne turns to the side and jumps on Big Daddy and unloads with right and left hands to Big Daddy as the bell sounds. Big Daddy pushes Bourne off him and down to the mat. Big Daddy then runs at Tajiri and Mysterio to clothesline both men to the mat. JBL then hits a big boot on Big Daddy to have no effect. JBL backs up and runs at Big Daddy to attempt to hit another big boot, but Big Daddy drops down and hits a spinning heel kick on JBL. Benjamin then hops to the second rope and jumps off the second rope as Big Daddy catches Benjamin in his arms and runs Benjamin into the turnbuckle. Benjamin is in the turnbuckle as Big Daddy runs at him, but Benjamin moves out of the way of the turnbuckle causing Big Daddy to crash and burn in the turnbuckle. JBL is getting to his feet and is on all fours. As Mysterio runs at Big Daddy and steps on JBL's back to jump off and hit a big splash on Big Daddy in the turnbuckle. Bourne then does the same and jumps off JBL's attempt to dropkick Big Daddy in the face, but Big Daddy catches Bourne and throws him over the top rope and onto the arena floor. JBL then gets to his feet as Big Daddy tries to move out of the turnbuckle, JBL hits a shoulder block on Big Daddy knocking him into the turnbuckle. Tajiri then runs at Big Daddy in the corner and runs up the body of Big Daddy to hit a moonsault off his shoulders and onto JBL. Tajiri takes JBL down with a moonsault off Big Daddy's shoulders. Tajiri then walks over to Big Daddy and jumps over the top rope head first to lock in the tarantula on Big Daddy in the turnbuckle. Benjamin then walks over and hits a huge superkick on Tajiri by extending his boot through the ropes and into the jaw of Tajiri to break the hold. Mysterio then runs at Benjamin to clothesline both Benjamin and himself up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Meanwhile, Slick grabs a ladder from around the ring and slides under the ropes and into the ring. Slick sets the 15 ft ladder up. As Big Daddy comes out of the turnbuckle. Slick jumps up on Big Daddy's shoulders. As Big Daddy begins to climb the ladder with Slick on his shoulders. Benjamin also grabs a ladder from around the ring and slides it into the ring and sets up another 15 ft ladder right next to Slick and Big Daddy's ladder. Both ladders are right under the briefcase. Benjamin begins climbing his ladder as Big Daddy climbs his ladder. Bourne jumps on the top rope and springboard dropkicks Big Daddy in the leg off the top rope. Big Daddy is about half way up the ladder as he falls off but Slick holds onto the ladder with all his might. Slick has no idea what to do so he keeps climbing the 15 ft ladder. Tajiri now jumps onto the top rope and springboards off the top rope and onto the opposite end of Slick's ladder. Benjamin, Slick, and Tajiri are all making their way up the ladders. All three men meet at the top of the ladders. Tajiri looks across the ladder at Slick and spits the green mist into Slick's face at the top of the 15 ft ladder. Benjamin then reaches across his ladder to grab Slick and hit a huge t-bone suplex off the 15 ft ladder on Slick. The crowd erupts and chants HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!


King : SLICK! THAT'S THE DOCTOR OF SOUL! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THE DOCTOR OF SOUL!


J.R. : I think just about anything goes and these men are willing to go to any lengths to grab that money in the bank briefcase! Slick is down and we need some help out here for Slick!


Tajiri looks up at the briefcase and quickly reaches up for the briefcase. Tajiri has both of his hands on the briefcase and is about to grab it down as JBL slides under the ropes with a ladder and throws it at Tajiri, to hit Tajiri and knock him off the ladder. JBL picks the 15 ft ladder up that he threw at Tajiri and lays it across the top rope. Mysterio hops onto the apron and then hops onto the top rope and attempts to hit a crossbody takedown on JBL, but JBL catches him and throws him over his shoulder and hits a snake eyes on Mysterio on the ladder. Meanwhile, Bourne slides to the outside of the ring and grabs a 15 ft ladder and lays it across the control gate and apron of the ring. Bourne then hops onto the apron and spins JBL around to suplex JBL over the ropes and onto the ladder that is on the control gate and apron. Benjamin then hops onto the top rope and jumps over Bourne's head to hit a big splash off the top rope and onto JBL on the ladder. Both JBL and Benjamin fall off the ladder and onto the arena floor in pain. Meanwhile Big Daddy comes back in the ring and hits a double clothesline on both Mysterio and Tajiri. Big Daddy then walks over to Bourne and grabs him by the head and pulls him over the rope by his head. Big Daddy then picks Bourne up and bench presses him in the middle of the ring. Big Daddy walks around the ring with Bourne over his head and then drops Bourne body first on the ladder that is still laying across the top rope. Big Daddy looks down at Tajiri and Mysterio and walks over to Tajiri and lays him on top of Mysterio. Big Daddy then signals for the big splash. Big Daddy hops to second rope. Suddenly Tajiri jumps to his feet and hits an enzuguri on Big Daddy, knocking him over the ropes and onto Benjamin and JBL on the outside of the ring. Benjamin, JBL, and Big Daddy all get to their feet as Tajiri runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive through the ropes and onto all three men. Tajiri, Benjamin, Big Daddy, and JBL are all down on the arena floor, near the ramp. All four men get to their feet as Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a flying plancha up and over the top rope and onto all four men. Mysterio, Big Daddy, JBL, Benjamin, and Tajiri are all down on the mat. Bourne now begins to stand up on the ladder that is laying on the top rope. Bourne steps off the ladder and onto the top rope to pick the ladder up. Bourne is facing all five men as they are on their feet and clustered together. Bourne looks around at the crowd and hits a shooting star press off the top rope with the ladder in his hands on Mysterio, Tajiri, Benjamin, JBL, and Big Daddy. The crowd goes crazy and chants HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! All six men are down on the mat with ladder laying on the arena floor with them. Nobody is moving except for Big Daddy. Big Daddy gets to his feet first and goes under the ring skirt and pulls out a 20 ft ladder and slides it in the ring. Big Daddy sets up the 20 ft ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb the ladder. All the other men in the match are down on the mat and Big Daddy has a clear shot at the briefcase. Big Daddy is half way up the ladder as Bourne and Mysterio get to their feet first and slide into the ring. Both men run to the ladder and try to push the ladder over but it doesn't budge as Big Daddy continues to climb. Tajiri then runs in the ring to help Mysterio and Bourne try to push the ladder over but to no avail. JBL and Benjamin then run in the ring and push the ladder also. Benjamin, JBL, Mysterio, Bourne, and Tajiri are all pushing this 20 ft ladder that Big Daddy is at the top of. The ladder begins to move and falls over with Big Daddy on it, sending Big Daddy flying through the air and off the 20 ft ladder to smash through the ladder that was laying on the ring apron and control gate. The ladder is completely destroyed and busted up into pieces as the crowd erupts in shock. HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!


J.R. : GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! BIG DADDY V JUST WENT FLYING OFF THAT TWENTY FOOT LADDER AND THROUGH THAT LADDER THAT WAS LAYING ON THE CONTROL GATE!!! BIG DADDY V IS OUT COLD ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!!


King : This is terrible, first Slick was taken away on a stretcher and now Big Daddy V is being taken away on a stretcher!! There is absolutely no way Big Daddy V can continue! Big Daddy V is being taken out on a stretcher, right now!!!


All five men look at Big Daddy and then look at the briefcase. Benjamin, JBL, Bourne, and Mysterio run to the outside of the ring to each grab a ladder. Tajiri wisely grabs the ladder that is in the ring and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Benjamin and JBL both run in the ring with the same ladder as Bourne and Mysterio run in the ring with the same ladder on the opposite side of the ring. Both ladders are set up to the sides of Tajiri's ladder. All three ladders are set up side by side in the middle of the ring. Benjamin and Bourne are climbing one ladder as JBL and Mysterio are climbing the other ladder. All five men reach the top of their ladders at the same time. Mysterio and JBL are exchanging right hands at the top of their ladder. Mysterio sunset flips over JBL and powerbombs both himself and JBL off the ladder and down to the mat. Benjamin and Bourne are exchanging right hands as Tajirir reaches up and has both hands on the briefcase. Bourne slams Benjamin head first off the top of the ladder, causing Benjamin to fall down a few rungs. Bourne then extends his foot over the top of the ladder to nail Tajiri with a stiff kick to face, knocking him off the ladder and down to the mat. Bourne then looks at the briefcase as the crowd rallies behind him. Bourne jumps off the ladder and hangs on the briefcase. Bourne is hanging on the briefcase, trying to pull it down as Benjamin jumps off the ladder to hit the pay dirt on Bourne in mid air to take him off the briefcase and down to the mat. Both Benjamin and Bourne are down and out on the mat as the crowd is on their feet again. A replay shows Benjamin and Bourne falling from 20 ft in the air with the sky cam. The crowd chants THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Tajiri gets to his feet as does JBL. JBL runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a huge clothesline from hell on Tajiri. JBL now climbs the ladder that is directly under the briefcase. Mysterio is climbing the other side of the ladder. Mysterio reaches the top of the ladder first and grabs onto the briefcase as JBL punches him in the stomach. JBL then is on the rung and grabs Mysterio. JBL has Mysterio up in powerbomb position on the top of the ladder. Mysterios head is touching the briefcase. Mysterio grabs onto the briefcase and slams it into JBL's head, knocking JBL off the top of the ladder and down to the mat. The crowd lets out a huge cheer as Mysterio is dangling from the briefcase. Mysterio regains his footing on the top of the ladder and pulls down the briefcase as the bell sounds.


Howard Finkel : Here is your winner of the 2009 Money in the Bank Match, Rey Mysterio!!!


J.R. : REY MYSTERIO IS MONEY IN THE BANK!!! MISTER MYSTERIO IS NOW MISTER MONEY IN THE BANK!!!


King : I can't believe this, Rey Mysterio has won the Money in the Bank!!! What a battle J.R. We saw it all in this one, from Slick being t-bone suplexed off a ladder, to Big Daddy V going flying off a 20 foot ladder and through another ladder on the outside of the ring, to shooting star presses with ladders by Evan Bourne, to Shelton Benjamin hitting a pay dirt in mid air on Tajiri! And finally Rey Mysterio walking away with the briefcase after it all!!


Mysterio is standing at the top of a ladder in the ring with the briefcase being held high above his head in victory.


Vince McMahon Begins The Investigation


The camera pans backstage to Mr. McMahon and Mean Gean standing side by side.


Mean Gean : What a match we just witnessed. Definitely one that will go down in the history books as an all time great. But right now I'm standing by with Mister McMahon, who tonight will conduct an investigation to try to get to the bottom of recent events in the spam.


Vince McMahon : That's right. Not only will I present the winner of the Elimination Chamber with the spam Heavyweight Title, but I will also do my best to get to the bottom of who was behind Roddy Piper and Ultimate Warrior being injured. Tonight I will prove to the world, that I had nothing to do with the recent attacks on both men. I guarantee it!!!


Goldust Vs. Jeff Hardy
Intercontinental Champion


Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the surprise special guest referee, the first ever Intercontinental Champion, Pat Paterson!!


Pat Paterson comes running out on the ramp with his referee shirt on. Paterson comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring with the Intercontinental Championship in his hand to get a nice ovation from the fans. Jeff Hardy's theme sounds as pyro shoots up from the ramp and Jeff runs out on the ramp to a huge ovation from the crowd.


Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring first, Jeff Hardy!


Jeff runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jeff shakes Paterson's hand out of respect. As Goldust's theme sounds, pyro shoots up from the ramp, the arena turns gold, and gold glitter falls from the ceiling.


Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the bizarre, Goldust!


Goldust makes his way down the ramp. As Goldust is near the ring, Jeff runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a flying senton bomb over the top rope and onto Goldust on the outside of the ring. Goldust is down on the ramp as Jeff fires away with stiff right hands to the head of Goldust on the mat. Jeff picks up Goldust as his wig falls off. Jeff picks Goldust up and nails him with right hands to the head and then drives him back first into the apron. Jeff backs away and then runs at Goldust as Goldust backbody drops Jeff into the ropes, causing Jeff to hit the ropes and bounce off the ropes and hit a huge ddt on Goldust on the arena floor. Jeff slides into the ring as Goldust is down on the arena floor amongst all the gold glitter on the arena floor. Goldust slowly gets to his feet and finally takes his robe off as he slides into the ring. Paterson finally rings the bell. Both Jeff and Goldust stare each other down as Goldust blows a kiss at Jeff. Goldust and Jeff lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Goldust locks Jeff in a headlock, as Jeff quickly unloads with elbows to the stomach of Goldust. Jeff then whips Goldust into the ropes to break the hold, as Goldust comes off the ropes, Jeff hits a huge flying elbow to take down Goldust. Jeff then hops to the second rope and signals for the legdrop as Goldust gets up and runs at Jeff to nail him with a forearm to the chest, knocking Jeff in a sitting position on the top rope. Goldust climbs to the second ropes and suplexes Jeff off the second rope. Jeff is down on the mat as Goldust quickly gets to his feet and drops to the mat to drive his fist into Jeff's head on the mat. Goldust gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hit a double kneedrop to the face of Jeff on the mat. Jeff rolls away in pain. Jeff pulls himself up on the ropes, as Goldust walks over to him, spins him around and attempts to hit an atomic drop, but Jeff reverses into a tornado ddt. Jeff walks over to the ropes and steps through the ropes and signals for the swanton bomb. Jeff climbs to the top rope, but Goldust gets to his feet and runs at Jeff and pushes him off the top rope to send him into the commentary table. Goldust then steps through the ropes and onto the apron, as Jeff is stunned on the outside of the ring. Goldust runs on the apron and jumps off the apron to attempt a flying clothesline, but Jeff reverses and powerslams Goldust to the arena floor. Jeff picks Goldust up and slams him head first off the apron and then slides him back in the ring. Jeff follows Goldust back into the ring. Jeff picks Goldust up and unloads with hard right hands to the face backing Goldust into the ropes. Jeff then attempts to whip Goldust into the ropes, but Goldust reverses and sends Jeff into the ropes as Jeff comes off the ropes, Goldust locks him in a sleeper hold in the middle of the ring. Goldust has got the sleeper hold locked in as Paterson walks over to Jeff and lifts his arm as it drops at his side once. Paterson then lifts Jeff arm for the second time and it lifelessly drops again. Paterson lifts Jeff's arm for the third and final time, as Jeff keeps him arm in the air. Jeff drops to the mat in a sitting position and grabs Goldust legs from behind and gets to his feet with Goldust on his shoulders. Jeff walks around the ring with Goldust on his shoulders as Jeff falls backwards to hit an electric chair drop on Goldust. Jeff gets to his feet and signals for the twist of fate. Goldust slowly gets to his feet and is stunned as Jeff kicks him in the stomach and hits the twist of fate on Goldust. Goldust is down on the mat as Jeff steps through the ropes and pulls his shirt off and signals for the swanton bomb.


J.R. : This could be all!! Hardy is getting set for the swanton bomb!! We could be seconds away from crowning Hardy as the Intercontinental Champion!!!


King : Get up Goldust! Get up!


Jeff climbs to the top rope and goes for the swanton bomb, but Goldust moves out fo the way causing Jeff to crash and burn on the mat. Goldust then grabs Jeff on the mat and hooks his leg in a pin as Paterson drops to the mat and makes the count 1-2- Jeff gets his shoulder up. Goldust gets to his feet and grabs Jeff by his feet and turns him towards the turnbuckle and then slingshots Jeff into the turnbuckle. Jeff is stunned as Goldust whips Jeff at the opposite turnbuckle, as Jeff runs up the ropes to hit a whisper in the wind on Goldust. Jeff then gets to his feet and takes his belt off from around his pants and whips Goldust over and over again with his belt. Paterson then steps in and pulls the belt away from Jeff. Goldust slowly gets to his feet and pulls the belt out of Paterson's hand and wraps the leather belt around Jeff's neck to choke Jeff in the middle of the ring with the belt. Paterson counts 1-2-3-4- and then pulls the belt out of Goldust's hands and throws the belt to the outside of the ring. Goldust gets in Paterson's face and goes face to face with Paterson. Jeff gets to his feet and spins Goldust around and hits a jawbreaker that takes Goldust down to the mat. Jeff then walks over to Goldust and spreads his legs apart and is about to go for legdrop in between Goldust's legs. But Goldust pushes Jeff backwards into the turnbuckle. Goldust then gets to his feet and spreads Jeff's legs across the second rope. Goldust has Jeff set up for the shattered dreams. Paterson stands in Goldusts way. But Goldust is sick of Paterson and shoves Paterson out of the way and down to the mat. Goldust then runs at Jeff and kicks right in between the legs to hit the shattered dreams on Jeff. Jeff crumbles to the mat in pain. Paterson gets to his feet and is enraged, as he grabs Goldust spins him around and nails Goldust with a huge right hand to the face, knocking out Goldust. Goldust is out cold on the mat as Jeff rolls under the ropes and climbs to the rope. Jeff jumps off the top rope to hit a swanton bomb for the 1-2- Goldust gets his shoulder up at the last split second. Paterson and Jeff are both shocked as Jeff pounds the mat. Jeff and Paterson both look at eachother in shock. As Goldust rolls to the outside of the ring adn grabs the Intercontinental Championship. Goldust slides back in the ring with the belt. Jeff gets to his feet and turns around as Goldust runs at Jeff with the belt but Jeff ducks. Paterson rips the belt out of Goldust's hands as Goldus turns around Jeff goes for a clothesline but Goldust ducks and Jeff clohteslines Paterson while in the process he accidentally slams his head into the Intercontinental belt that Paterson was holding. Jeff is down and out on the mat as Goldust quickly pins Jeff and hooks the leg as Paterson is forced to make the count for the 1-2-3!


Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and first ever spam Intercontinental Champion, Goldust!


King : YES! Goldust has made history and become the first ever spam Intercontinental Champion! Hahaha! And Pat Paterson is forced to raise his hand and present him with the Intercontinental Title!


J.R. : Your heart has got to go out to Jeff Hardy. Hardy was within inches away from becoming the Intercontinental Champion. I was almost certain Hardy had the belt won after that right hand from Pat Paterson and swanton bomb. But right now, the interegation is continuing in the back with Mister McMahon.


Mr. McMahon Questions Some Suspects

The camera pans to a dark room with one bright light over a table where Mr. McMahon is sitting with a lie detector test. Mr. McMahon is sitting in a chair at the table.


Vince McMahon : Armando Eljadro Estrada! I called you in here to ask you some questions about the recent attacks on Ultimate Warrior and Roddy Piper. First question is your name Armando Eljandro Estrada?


Armando Estrada : My name esss EEEERRRRRRMMMMMMAAAAANNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOO ELEJJJJAAANNNNDDDDDDDRRRRRRRROOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSTRRRRADAAAAA!


Vince McMahon : SHUT UP!! Next question, where were you when, the tractor trailer that Roddy Piper was in exploded?


Armando Estrada : I was with my samoan bulldozer, UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAGGGGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Vince McMahon : Alright thats it!! I can't take you or your stupid accent or your stupid screaming! Get the hell out of here! Go get your damn samoan bulldozer ready for his championship match in the Elimination Chamber! Send in the next suspect.

Estrada gets up and walks out. Mea Young comes running in and tackles Mr. McMahon to the ground and is licking his face. Mea has Vince on the ground and is licking him as security guards run in and pull Mea off Mr. McMahon. Security pulls Mea Young away as she is screaming..


Mea Young : Strip search me, Mister McMahon!! I need a good strip search!!!!


Mr. McMahon gets up and kicks the table over with the lie detector test. He throws the chair across the room and walks out angry. He screams "thats it the investigations over!!"

The camera pans to the ring where Howard Finkel is standing in the middle of the ring.


Vader Vs. Sabu
Extreme Rulez


Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an extreme rules match. Making his way to the ring, the man they call Vader!


Vader's theme sounds as Vader makes his way to the ring. Vader is pushing a shoping cart down the ramp with a steel chair, stop sign, and fire extinguisher. Vader leaves the shopping cart near the ring and slides under the ropes and into the ring. All the lights in the arena go out as the crowd goes crazy. Sabu's theme sounds and the lights go back on as Sabu is standing on the ramp pointing to the ceiling.


Howard Finkel : And his opponent, making his way to the ring, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying, Sabu!!!


Sbau runs down the ramp and throws the chair in the ring. As Vader swats the chair away. Sabu slides under the ropes and jumps into Vader's arms and unloads with right hands to the head over of Vader. Vader falls down to the mat as Sabu unloads with right hands to the head of Vader on the mat. Sabu gets to his feet and hops to the second rope and jumps off to attempt to hit a double ax handle, but Vader punches Sabu right in the stomach. Sabu is bent over in pain as Vader gabs a steel chair and smashs Sabu in the back with the steel chair. Vader throws the chair down on the mat and then scoop slams Sabu onto the chair, causing a loud thud. Sabu rolls off the chair as Vader walks over to the ropes and reaches through the ropes and into the shopping cart to grab the steel chair. Sabu gets to his feet and picks up the chair in the ring and nails Vader in the gut with his chair, causing Vader to drop the chair he had in his hand. Sabu unfolds the chair and runs into the ropes, Sabu comes off the ropes and jumps onto the chair and off the chair to hit a legdrop on the back of Vader's head driving him face first into the chair on the mat. Vader rolls off the chair as Sabu unfolds the chair side by side with the other chair, so that the seat of both chairs are touching eachother.Sabu picks Vader up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Sabu then picks Vader up and perches him on the top rope as Sabu climbs to the top rope. Sabu attempts to hit a hurricanranna on Vader off the top rope, but Vader reverses and holds onto Sabu and stands up on the top rope with Sabu on his shoulders. Vader hits a huge sitout powerbomb on Sabu off the top rope and through both chairs that were set up in the ring. The corwd is on their feet cheering, ECW! ECW! ECW! Sabu is down in the middle of the broken steel chairs as Vader makes the cover for the 1-2- Sabu gets his shoulder up.


J.R. : And Sabu will not go down without a fight! Sabu gets the shoulder up!


King : I still can't believe what Vader did to Sabu! Lets take a look at the doubel feature of Vader hitting that stiuot powerbomb off the top rope and through both of those steel chairs.


The replay plays in a split screen, on the other side of the screen Vader walks over to the ropes and reaches through the ropes and into the shopping cart to grab the stop sign. The screen goes back to a full screen as Vader walks over to Sabu with the stop sign as Sabu slowly gets to his feet. Sabu truns around as Vader smashs Sabu over the head with the stop sign. Sabu drops to the mat in pain. Vader has the stop sign in his hand and walks over to the ringpost and wedges the stop sign in between the turnbuckles. Vader pulls Sabu up by his hair adn whips him into the stop sign in the turnbuckle. Vader then runs at Sabu in the turnbuckle and attempts to spear Sabu in the tunrbuckle, but Sabu moves out of the way, causing Vader so smash head first into the stop sign. Vader comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Sabu goes over to the ropes and reaches through the ropes to grab the fire extinguisher out of the shopping cart. Vader is stunned as Sabu shoots Vader with the fire extinguisher. Vader is blinded with the fire extinguisher as Sabu runs at him at hits a huge spinning heel kick on Vader to take him down to the mat. Vader gets to his feet as Sabu runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes as Vader grabs him to hit a powerslam in the middle of the ring. Vader pulls Sabu up by and unloads with punches to the stomach of Sabu. Vader then grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the turnbuckle. Sabu is in the turnbuckle as Vader runs at him and hits a huge big splash on Sabu in the turnbuckle. Sabu comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Vader grabs him and military presses him above his head. Vader walks all around the ring bench pressing Sabu above his head. Vader then runs with Sabu above his head and throws Sabu over the ropes and into the fans. The crowd moves Sabu all around the arena as Sabu is crowd surfing. The crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!"


King : My God J.R., Sabu is crowd surfing!!


J.R. : We haven't seen this since the old ECW days!


King : You mean Extremly Crappy Wrestling!


Sabu finally gets back to the ringside area as the crowd puts him on the arena floor near the steel steps. Vader steps out of the ring and runs at Sabu and attempts to clothesline him, but Sabu reverses and dropkicks Vader in the knees taking him head first into the steel steps. Vader has a gash above his head that blood is pouring out. Sabu goes under the ring and pulls out a cookie sheet and walks over to Vader and nails him in the head with a cookie tray, knocking Vader down to the mat. Sabu throws the cookie sheet down and pulls Vader up to his feet and rolls him in the ring. Before Sabu goes back in the ring he goes under the ring and pulls out a chair wrapped in barbwire. He holds up the barbwire chair as the crowd goes crazy. Sabu hops onto the apron and points to the ceiling as Vader is down on the mat. Sabu climbs to the top rope with the barbwire chair and hits a huge arabain skull crusher off the top rope on Vader with the barbwire chair. The crowd goes insane as Sabu rolls off the chair as the barbwire sticks to his pants and Vader appears to have passed out from pain. The referee slowly takes the barbwire chair off his head. Vader's face is covered in blood as the crowd chants HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!


J.R. : GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SABU JUST DROVE THAT BARBWIRE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF VADER! VADER'S HEAD IS GUSHING BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND THE MAT!


King : This is terrible J.R., somebody better get out here and stop this match immediately!! Vader appears to be unconsious! Sabu's going for the cover!!!


Sabu pins Vader as the referee counts 1-2- Vader gets his shoulder up at the last split second. The corwd is in shock as both Sabu and Vader lay on the mat in pain. Vader and Sabu both slowly get to their feet. Sbau adn Vader exchange right hands in the middle of the ring as they battle it out. Vader knees Sabu in the stomach and then hits a belly to bellt suplex on Sabu in the middle of the ring. Vader runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a big splash on Sabu on the mat. Vader wipes the blood out of his face and then goes to the outside of the ring. Vader reaches under the ring and pulls out a bed of barbwire from under the ring. The crowd is utter disbelief as Vader lays the bord of barbwire across the control gate and ring apron. The bed of barbwire is laying across the apron and control gate. All the fans are on their feet. Vader slides back in the ring as Sabu slowly gets to his feet, Vader kicks him in the stomach and ddts him. Vader then drags Sabu over to the ropes as he picks Sabu up near the ropes. Vader sets Sabu up for a powerbomb and signals for the vaderbomb. Vader picks Sabu up and has him up for the vaderbomb, as Vader hits the vaderbomb on Sabu over the ropes and through the bed of barbwire. Sabu screams out loud in pain as the referee rushes to the outside of the ring to check on Sabu. Sabu is screaming on top of his lungs in pain. The crowd is going crazy. Sabu has passed out in pain. The referee calls for the bell.


Howard Finkel : The referee has decided to stop this match adn award, Vader the winner of the following contest by knockout!!


J.R. : Get some damn help out here for Sabu!!! We need some doctors out here!!!


King : I think the referee made the best choice he possibly could have! After sitout powerbombs through chairs, crowd surfing, arabian skull curshers with barbwire chairs, and now a vaderbomb over the ropes and through a bed of barbwire! The referee has finally decided to call this match off!


J.R. : Vader is celebrating his victory in the ring as a lifeless Sabu is being taken out of this barbwire. We got a stretcher out here now! We knew this match would be extreme, but I don't think anybody expected a match quite like this! Sabu has now been loaded onto a stretcher and is being taken away as this crowd is on their feet out of a show of respect for Sabu! A standing ovation for Sabu! WAIT A MINUTE VADERS ON HIS WAY UP THE RAMP AND CHASING AFTER THAT STRETCHER WITH SABU ON IT!!!


Vader runs up the ramp and nails the paramedic with a right hand to the back of the head. Vader punches out the other paramedic and pushes the referee to the ground. Vader grabs onto the stretcher that a lifeless Sabu is on. Sabu is completely out cold on the stretcher as Vader stands behind the stretcher and pushes the stretcher off the tamp and down through a table, laying 15 ft below the ramp. A huge thud echos throughout the entire arena as the crowd comes to their feet in shock. The referees and paramedics runs down to check on Sabu and wave on more help.


J.R.: SABU! SABU! SABU!


King : VADER JUST THREW THAT STRETCHER OFF THE RAMP WITH SABU ON IT!!! SABU JUST WENT FLYING OFF THAT STRETCHER AND THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW THE RAMP!!! SABU HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED!!!


J.R. : This is absolutely terrible!!! What the hell kind of a human being takes advantage of an injured man like this! Vader should damn well be ashamed of himself for what he just did!!! Damn him! Damn him to hell!!


The Chamber is Nearing

The camera pans backstage to Mean Gean and Rob Van Dam standing side by side.


Mean Gean : Rob Van Dam, later on tonight we are going to see yourself and five other men step inside the Elimination Chamber with the hope of having Mr. McMahon award you the spam Heavyweight title! The chamber is nearing, how does it feel?


Rob Van Dam : It feels like history is going to be made! And tongiht its going to be made by everyones favorite superstar, ROB-VAN-DAM! Ya see Mean Gean, tonight is the night for RVD to shine like he has never shinned before. Tonight I will prove to the world that I'm the whole damn show!!

RVD walks off the camera. As Mean Gean sends it back to Howard Finkel.


A Sold Out Crowd

Howard Finkel : Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to announce that we have a sold out crowd here tonight at Madison Square Garden. For tonights spam Ring of Passion extrevaganze, we have a sold out crowd of 72,000 screaming spam fans!! spam fans make your voices heard!!!

Fireworks explodes all over the arena as fans come to their feet and hold up their signs and cheer. The camera pans all around Madison Square Garden as the crowd is on their feet in excitement. The bell then sounds as the crowd quites down.


Bret "hit man" Hart Vs. Shawn Michaels


Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall.


Bret Harts theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Bret makes his way through the curtain and onto the ramp with the candadian flag over his shoulder.


Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring first, the excellence of execution, Bret "hit man" Hart!!


Bret waves the flag back and forth as he makes his way to the ring. Bret walks up the steel steps and into the ring and puts the flag under the ropes near the ringpost. Bret steps through the ropes to the outside of the ring and takes his sunglasses off to give them to a lucky fan around ringside. Bret walks up the steps and into the ring. Bret's theme goes off as the crowd awaits the arrival of Shawn Michaels. HBK's theme sounds as the crowd erupts again. HBK dances his way onto the ramp. HBK begins to walk down the ramp and stops in the middle of the ramp. HBK gets to his knees and raises his hands to the ceiling as pyro shoots up from the ramp as the crowd erupts.


Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing D-generation X, the heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels!


HBK gets to his feet and steps through the ropes and into the ring. HBK and Bret go face to face in the middle fo the ring. The referee stands in between them and says he wants a clean fight and then calls for the bell. Both men are still face to face and trash talking. HBK slaps Bret across the face as Bret responds by slaping HBK across the face. HBK chops Bret across the chest, as Bret responds again by choping HBK across the chest. HBK comes back with a right hand to the head of Bret as Bret nails HBK with a right hand in return. HBK and Bret then battle it out by exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. HBK appears to be winning the battle as unloads with right hands on Bret and backs him against the ropes. HBK whips Bret into the opposite ropes as Bret comes off the ropes as HBK hits an arm drag on Bret. HBK quickly stands tall as Bret is on one knee and looks up at HBK in shock. Bret gets to his feet as HBK and Bret lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Bret quickly breaks the tie up by putting HBK in a headlock takedown in the middle of the ring. Bret gets to his feet as this time HBK gets to one knee and looks up at Bret in shock. HBK jumps at Bret and takes him down to the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of Bret on the mat. HBK picks Bret up and chops him across the chest multiple times, backing him against the ropes. HBK attempts to whip Bret into the ropes, but Bret reverses and sends HBK into the ropes, as HBK comes off the ropes, Bret grabs him by the head and throws him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. HBK slowly gets to his feet on the arena floor as Bret runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive through the ropes and onto HBK on the arena floor. Bret gets to his feet as HBK is down on the arena floor. Bret grabs the padding around the ring and pulls back the protective padding around the ring to expose the concreat floor. Meanwhile HBK gets to his feet and nails Bret in the head with a forearm, knocking him against the apron. HBK grabs Bret by the head and slams him head first into the apron. HBK then rolls Bret into the ring. HBK follows Bret into the ring. HBK pulls Bret up by his hair and then scoop slams Bret to the mat. HBK then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. HBK is on the top rope and hits a flying elbow off the top rope on Bret. HBK nips up and signals for sweet chin music. HBK goes to the turnbuckle and grabs onto the top rope as he stomps his foot on the mat over and over again. Bret slowly gets to his feet as HBK goes for the sweet chin music, but Bret ducks the kick and sweeps HBK's legs out from under him. HBK is down on the mat as Bret has got HBK's legs in the air. Bret steps through and is about to lock the sharpshooter in on HBK. HBK then kicks Bret down to the mat and stands up to reverses the sharpshooter as HBK has now got Bret's legs hooked for the sharpshooter. HBK locks in the sharpshooter on Bret in the middle of the ring. HBK has got it locked in as half of the crowd cheers, while the other half boos.


J.R. : Shawn MIchaels has got that sharpshooter locked in! Shades of the Montreal Screwjob, back in 1997!! Could history repeat itself here tonight!


King : I can't believe Shawn Michaels countered Bret Hart's sharpshooter!! HBK's has got that sharpshooter locked on in the middle of the ring and Bret Hart has got no place to go!!


HBK is sitting back and applying a great deal of pressure in the middle of the ring. Bret is inching towards the ropes closer and closer. Bret reaches his hand out and is abot to grab the bottom rope. HBK then pulls Bret back to the middle of the ring and sits back down to apply more pressure. Bret is thriving in pain as he is now biting his fingers to not tap out. Bret is trying to move towards the ropes as he inches his way over to them again. Bret is getting closer and closer to the bottom rope as HBK is trying to pull Bret back to the middle of the ring. But Bret reaches out his hand and grabs the bottom rope as the referee makes the count 1-2-3-4- and then forces HBK to break the hold. HBK breaks the hold and is enraged as he walks over to the turnbuckle and stomps his foot on the mat and gets ready for sweet chin music again. The crowd is completely mixed. Bret slowly pulls himself up on the ropes. Bret is having trouble standing as he turns around and HBK nails him with sweet chin music. Bret goes down hard to the mat. HBK makes the cover for the 1-2- Bret gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second. HBk pounds the mat out of frustration as he goes to the outside of the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. HBK slides back in the ring with the sledgehammer as the referee stands in front of him. The referee and HBK argue with eachother. Meanwhile, Bret is slowly getting to his feet as HHH comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. HHH spears Bret to the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of Bret in the middle of the ring. HHH then gets to his feet and picks Bret up with him as he kicks Bret in the stomach and hits the pedigree in the middle of the ring. HHH slides to the outside of the ring and makes his way up the ramp. As HBK quickly pins Bret in the middle of the ring and hooks the leg as the referee makes the count 1-2- Bret gets his shoudler up at the last split second. HBK pounds the mat out of fury. HBK picks Bret up and gabs Bret by the head as he throws Bret up and over the top rope, but Bret lands on the apron. Bret grabs HBK by the arm spins him around and suplexes HBK up and over the top rope and onto the exposed concreat arena floor. Bret then hits an elbow drop off the apron and onto HBK on the concreat arena floor. Both men are down on the arena floor as the crowd is on their feet for both men. Bret gets to his feet first and pulls HBK up to his feet. Bret attempts to whip HBK into the ringpost, but HBK reverses and sends Bret into the ringpost. Bret goes flying and is down on the arena floor. HBK walks over to Bret and picks him up off the mat and slams Bret head first off the commentary table. HBK pulls the top of the table off and throws the tv monitors to the arena floor. HBK then chpos Bret across the chest, causing Bret to fall backwards onto the commentary table. HBK then hops onto the apron and has his back to Bret on the table. HBK then hops off the apron and attempts to hit an asai moonsault off the second rope on bret on the table, but Bret gets his knees up to allow HBK to come crashing down on Bret's knees. HBK rolls onto the chairs near the commentary table as he grabs his stomach in pain. Bret grabs HBK by the head and picks him up on the table. Bret adn HBK are both on their feet on the commentary table as Bret kicks HBK in the stomach and attempts to piledrive HBK through the table. HBK reverses and backdody drops Bret off the table. HBK hops off the table and grabs the wire to the camera man's camera. HBHK wraps the wire around Bret's throat and chokes out Bret as he is bent over on the commentary table. HBK now hops onto the apron and begins to climb the ropes. Bret gets to his feet and climbs the opposite side of the ropes. Bret punches HBK in the stomach as both men are standing on the top rope near the top turnbuckle. The crowd is on their feet. Bret hooks HBK on the top rope and suplexes HBK from the top rope through the commentary table on the outside of the ring. The table breaks in half as pieces of the table go flying up. The crowd is in shock.


J.R. : WHAT A SHOT! BRET HART JUST SUPLEXED SHAWN MICHAELS RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH OUR COMMENTARRY TABLE!!! BOTH OF THESE LEGENDS ARE DOWN ON THE ARENA FLOOR AT OUR FEET!!


King : HBK and Bret Hart are down andmay very well be out!! These two are willing to do whatever it takes to shorten the others career!


Bret is the first to his feet as he picks HBK up and walks him over to the ring. Bret slides HBK back in the ring. Bret slides back in the ring after him. Bret picks HBK up and nails him with a right hand to the head, backing him against the ropes. Bret whips HBK into the ropes as HBK comes off the ropes Bret hits a samoan drop on HBK. HBK is down on the mat as Bret walks over to HBK's legs and slingshots him into the turnbuckle. HBK comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as Bret grabs him from behind and hits a russian legsweep on HBK. Bret the gets to his feet and hops to the second rope and hits an elbow off the second rope on HBK. Bret then gets to his feet and rolls down both straps of his singlet and walks over to HBK's legs. Bret spreads HBK's legs apart and locks in the sharpshooter on HBK in the middle of the ring. Bret has got the submission locked in as frantickly shakes his head back and forth. HBK is beginning to move closer and closer to the bottom rope. HBK reaches out and is still far away from the ropes. HBK gets closer and closer. HBK reaches out and attempts to grab the bottom rope, but Bret pulls HBK back to the middle of the ring and applies more pressure. HBK is thriving in pain and grunting. The referee asks HBK if wants to tap, but HBK doesn't answer and keeps moving towards the ropes. HBK is once again inching his way over to the ropes. HBK reaches out and is about to grab the bottom rope until Bret pulls HBK back to the middle of the ring for a second time. HBK is in serious pain now. HBK bites his hand to prevent himself from tapping out. HBK raises his hand in the air and is about to tap out, but then puts his hand down and tries inching towards the ropes for the third time. HBK is moving very slowly towards the ropes. HBK stops moving towards the ropes and raises his hand again and appears to be ready to tap out. As Bret applies even more pressure. But HBK reaches down deep and moves foward to grab the bottom rope. The referee forces Bret to break the hold as he counts 1-2-3-4- and then pulls Bret off. Bret breaks the hold but goes face to face with the referee to make sure HBK didn't tap. HBK slowly gets to his feet as Bret turns around. Both men run at eachother and clothesline eachother to the mat. HBK and Bret are both down on the mat side by side. The crowd is on their feet chanting "LETS GO BRET HART! HBK! LETS GO BRET HART! HBK! LETS GO BRET HART! HBK! The crowd is completely mixed, but are all on their feet chanting for their favorite superstar. HBK begins to move as does Bret. Bret gets to his feet first and grabs HBK's leg and is about to lock the sharpshooter in again, but HBK quickly reverses and rolls Bret up in a small package. The referee quickly makes the count 1-2- Bret kicks out at the last second. Bret and HBK quickly get to their feet as HBK hits the sweet chin music out of nowhere. Bret falls onto the ropes and is still on his feet but is stunned as HBK nails him for the second time with sweet chin music. HBK pins Bret in the middle of the ring as the referee counts 1-2-3!!!!!


Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Shawn Michaels!!!


HBK still has his arm draped over Bret. As the crowd is on their feet. HBK rolls of Bret and slowly gets to his feet as the referee raises HBK's hand in victory as Bret is down on the mat.


J.R. : WHAT A MATCH!!! A MATCH THAT WILL FOR SURE BE ONE WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT FOR YEARS TO COME!!! A MATCH THAT WILL GO DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!!!


King : Look at this a standing ovation for Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart both right here at the first ever Ring of Passion!!! Weather you love them or hate them, ya have to hand it to both Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart for putting on the unbelievable match, that both of these men just put on!!! One of the best I've seen in a long time!!


J.R. : HBK making his way to the back as the referee helps Bret Hart to his feet! What a match we just witnessed! But right now, lets take a look at the indestructable Elimination Chamber!