Post by hulkrulz4ever on Sept 9, 2009 22:47:31 GMT -5
spam DESTRUCTION 5
spam Destruction 5 opens as the crowd is on their feet waving their signs and cheering. Pyro is erupting all over the arena as the crowd is screaming and cheering.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to the fifth edition of spam Destruction!! We have got one hell of a night lined for you tonight folks!!! Tonight Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio will take things air bourne as they go one on one with each other!!
King : Plus D-generation X promised to bring the band back together tonight?! No telling what that means, but we will find out tonight! And lets not forget, its the Iron Sheik's first night on the job!!!
Iron Sheik Springs into Action
Iron Sheik's theme sounds. As he makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. The crowd cheers on the Sheik. Sheik makes his way into the ring.
Iron Sheik : Let me start off by saying that as the acting CEO of this company, I plan to take all of the spam Superstars and break their backs, screw them good, and make them humble! Give me hell yeah! Number one thing the Sheik gonna do is find out who is behind the attacks on Ultimate Warrior, Roddy Piper, and Mister McMahon! And when I find out who behind these attacks I gonna take that no good piece of crap, mother sucker and break his back in camel clutch! Give me hell yea! But tonight I wanna talk to that low life nature boy. So Ric Flair get in this ring now!
Ric Flair's theme sounds. As he makes his way through the curtain wearing a gorgeous suit with the spam Championship title in his hand. Flair steps through the ropes and into the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Ric Flair : Listen up Sheik! You are nothing more then a washed up old man, who still thinks he is relevant. You aint gonna push around the nature boy. When you talk to me, you are talking to a sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion, your talking to the wheelin, dealin,kiss stelain, limousine ridin, jet flyin, nature boy Ric Flair!! Woooooooooo!
Iron Sheik : Listen to me! You piece of trash low life! You remind me of that piece of garbage Brian Blair! You hit Brooke Hogan last week so this week you gonna wrestle in a three on one handicap match! Tonight in a handicap match its gonna be Ric Flair versus Hulkamania! Ric Flair will face three men who represent Hulkamania. The three men that you will wrestle tonight is the biggest hulkamaniac Zack Gowen, Hulk Hogan's best friend on "Brooke Knows Best" Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, and one half of the Megamaniacs Brutus Beefcake!!! Come on out!
Zack Gowen, Brian Knobbs, and Brutus Beefcake walk out on the ramp. Flair holds his belt out in front of him and challenges all three men. Gowen, Knobbs, and Beefcake begin to walk down the ramp. Beefcake runs in the ring first as Flair swings the belt at Beefcake. Beefcake ducks the belt and locks the sleeper hold in on Flair as the crowd erupts. Flair is losing consciousness. As Beefcake lets go off the hold and grabs Flair by the head and shoves Flair's head into Knobbs arm pit. Beefcake is shoving Flair's head deeper and deeper into Knobb's arm pit. Flair walks away stunned as he walks away and then falls flat on his face on the mat. Flair turns around and is looking up at the ceiling as Gowen hops to the top rope and hits a moonsault off the top rope on Flair. Flair rolls out of the ring as Gowen, Knobbs, and Beefcake stand tall in the middle of the ring.
J.R. : Hulkamania is running wild on the fifth edition of Destruction! There's no telling if Flair will make it to Temperature Rising in two weeks!
King : Ric Flair has truly gotta over come the odds tonight! Can Ric Flair run through all of Hulkamania or will Hulkamania run wild on him? We'll be back with more Destruction!
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We return as Howard Finkel is standing in the middle of the ring.
Rob Van Dam Vs. Rey Mysterio
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, the whole damn show, Rob Van Dam!
RVD's pyro explodes as RVD makes his way out onto the ramp. RVD talks to the crowd and then taunts the crowd and says "R-V-D!" RVD slides under the ropes and into the ring and dances around. As Rey Mysterio's theme sounds. Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Mysterio also shoots up from the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Mister Money in the Bank, Rey Mysterio!!
Mysterio makes his way down the ramp with the briefcase in his hand. Mysterio slides into the ring and lays the briefcase down in under the bottom turnbuckle in the corner of the ring. The referee rings the bell as both men go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. RVD and Mysterio shake hands and wish each other luck. Both men back away and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. RVD breaks the hold by putting Mysterio in a headlock. RVD applies more and more pressure to Mysterio. Mysterio begins to elbow RVD in the stomach multiple times. Mysterio then whips RVD into the ropes to break the hold. RVD comes off the ropes as Mysterio hits a frankenstiener on RVD. RVD goes flying across the ring and pulls himself up on the ropes. Mysterio then runs at RVD and hits a running enzuguri, knocking RVD through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. RVD is slowly getting to his feet on the outside of the ring near the steel steps. As Mysterio climbs to the top rope. Mysterio jumps off the top rope and attempts a crossbody takedown, but RVD catches Mysterio on the outside of the ring and throws Mysterio over his shoulder. RVD then hits a snake eyes on Mysterio on the steel steps. RVD then pulls Mysterio up by his mask and nails him with a hard right hand and then rolls him back in the ring. RVD then jumps to the top rope as Mysterio gets to his feet. RVD comes off the top rope and attempts a flying superkick off the top rope, but Mysterio ducks and RVD lands on his feet. RVD then runs at Mysterio as Mysterio dropkicks RVD in the knee. RVD is bent over in pain as Mysterio jumps on RVD's back and hits a modified version of the Canadian destroyer. Mysterio has RVD pinned for the 1-2- RVD reverses and sits up as he has Mysterio in a pin for the 1-2- Mysterio rolls RVD over onto his back with both of his shoulders on the mat for the 1-2- RVD pushes Mysterio over into a sunset flip for the 1-2- Mysterio kicks out as both men quickly get to their feet for a stand off. The crowd claps and cheers for both men. Mysterio goes to throw a punch at RVD, but RVD ducks the punch and attempts to hit a release german suplex, Mysterio lands on his feet behind RVD and dropkicks RVD in the back, causing him to fall across the second rope. Mysterio signals for the 619 and runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on RVD. RVD goes down to the mat as Mysterio hops onto the top rope and attempts to hit a big splash off the top rope, but RVD rolls out of the way and under the ropes. Mysterio crashes and burns and rolls over near the ropes. RVD gets to his feet on the apron and hops to the top rope. RVD signals for the five star frogsplash and jumps off the top rope to hit the five star frogsplash on Mysterio. RVD has got Mysterio pinned for the 1-2- Mysterio gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last minute.
J.R. : Rey Mysterio gets his foot on the rope at the last second!!
King : I thought RVD had him! Rob Van Dam just hit that five star frogsplash and it wasn't enough to keep Rey Mysterio down!
RVD gets to his feet and pulls Mysterio up. RVD whips Mysterio into the turnbuckle. As RVD runs at Mysterio in the turnbuckle he spears him in the turnbuckle. RVD grabs onto the second rope and drives his shoulder into Mysterio's stomach over and over again. RVD then backs away and does a back flip to run at Mysterio and attempt a spear in the turnbuckle, but Mysterio moves out of the way causing RVD so slam his shoulder into the turnbuckle. RVD grabs his shoulder and crumbles to the bottom turnbuckle in pain. Mysterio runs at RVD in the bottom turnbuckle and hits the bronco buster. Mysterio gets to his feet and taunts the crowd as he gets a mixed reaction from the fans. Mysterio then goes to grab RVD, but RVD grabs Mysterio by the trunks and pulls him head first into the second turnbuckle. RVD then grabs Mysterio from behind and perches him on the top rope. RVD climbs to the second rope and is about to side suplex Mysterio but Mysterio elbows RVD in the head multiple times. RVD falls off the second rope but lands on his feet as Mysterio gets to his feet on the top rope and hits a moonsault off the top rope on RVD. Mysterio has got a pin on RVD on the mat for the 1-2- RVD gets his shoulder up at the last second. Mysterio grabs RVD by the hair and attempts to pull him to his feet, as RVD pushes Mysterio away and hits a huge superkick on Mysterio knocking him to the mat. Mysterio slides to the outside of the ring. RVD runs into the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Mysterio knocking him into the control gate. RVD then goes to the outside of the ring and clotheslines Mysterio over the control gate and into the crowd. Mysterio gets to his feet in the crowd but is stunned as RVD slides back into the ring and hops to the top rope. RVD points to himself and says "R-V-D!" RVD then hits a huge plancha off the top rope and into the audience and onto Mysterio. RVD and Mysterio are down on the arena fall in the crowd. As the arena erupts into an ECW! ECW! ECW! chant. RVD slowly get to their feet as RVD picks up Mysterio and clotheslines him over the control gate back around the ring. RVD hops over the control gate and then picks up Mysterio to roll him back into the ring. Mysterio is down and out in the middle of the ring. RVD hops onto the top rope and goes for the five star frogsplash, but Mysterio moves and RVD puts on the brakes to land on his feet. RVD then runs at Mysterio as Mysterio hits a drop toe hold on RVD. RVD is now across the second rope as Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on RVD. RVD flys off the rope and is stunned on his feet as Mysterio hops to the top rope and hits the west coast pop. Mysterio hooks the leg for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio!!
Mysterio raises his arms in victory and then looks down at RVD on the mat. Mysterio helps RVD to his feet. Mysterio and RVD hug in the middle of the ring. Mysterio raises RVD's hand. As RVD pulls Mysterio in for a short clothesline. RVD stomps away at Mysterio on the mat. RVD lays Mysterio against the ropes in a sitting position on the mat. RVD then kicks Mysterio in the chest. RVD then grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase. RVD steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope with the briefcase in his hand. RVD and Mysterio are at opposite sides of the ring as RVD hits a vanterminator on Mysterio with the briefcase. Mysterio is busted open and bleeding through his mask as he slumps to the mat. RVD gets to his feet and grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase. RVD looks down at Mysterio with disgust and walks out of the ring with Mysterio's Money in the Bank briefcase.
J.R. : Wait a minute!! That's Mysterio's Money in the Bank briefcase!! What does Van Dam think he's doing!?!?
King : I don't know what to say, I'm shocked J.R.! I though RVD and Rey Mysterio were friends but after that vanterminator with the briefcase and now Rob Van Dam is walking off with that Money in the Bank briefcase, I don't know what to think!!
J.R. : Rob Van Dam has got quite a bit of explaining to do!!!
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Million Dollar Man calls out Al Snow
We return from the commercial as Million Dollar Man's theme sounds. Million Dollar Man makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He enters the ring and stands in the middle of the ring.
Million Dollar Man : In recent weeks, the Billion Dollar Brotherhood has had to put up with two men sticking their noses where it doesn't belong. I'm talking about Al Snow and George the animal Steel! Last week, the Billion Dollar Brotherhood welcomed its newest member, Eugene! And last week Eugene took care of George Steel. But this week, I'm gonna be the one to take care of business. Al Snow may have gotten lucky at Ring of Passion when he beat me, but tonight I promise that he wont be as lucky. So, Al Snow I'm calling you out! Come on Snow! What do you want Al Snow, you want money? Everybodies got a price! So what's it gonna take to get you out here Snow!
Al Snow's theme sounds. Snow comes running down the ramp with a manican head in his hand. Snow slides into the ring and drops head as he spears M$M to the mat and pounds away at M$M on the mat. Snow then begins to choke M$M out on the mat. Eugene comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Eugene tears Snow off M$M and throws him to the mat. Eugene then goes to help M$M to his feet. Snow picks up head. As Eugene helps M$M to his feet, Snow swings head at M$M, but M$M moves out of the way and pulls Eugene in the way. Causing Snow to accidentally nail Eugene with head. Eugene goes down to the mat as Snow drops to his knees and checks on Eugene. Eugene is knocked out cold as M$M walks away unfazed.
J.R. : Look at this, what despicable human being!! The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase could care less about the welfare of Eugene! Look at him walk away from the ring with not a care in the world!
King : The real story here isn't the Million Dollar Man, its Al Snow! And why did Al Snow hit Eugene with that stupid manicon head?!?
J.R : Al Snow didn't do a damn thing, The Million Dollar Man pulled Eugene into the way. Were gonna get things squared away out here and we'll be back with more Destruction!
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Goldust Vs. Tajiri
We return as the arena has turned gold and gold glitter falls from the ceiling. As pyro shoots up from the ramp.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non title match. Making his way to the ring, the Intercontinental Champion, Goldust!!
Goldust makes his way up the ring steps. As he gets in the ring he removes his wig and robe. He then takes his Intercontinental title off and kisses it. Tajiri's theme then sounds as the crowd pops.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the Japanese buzzsaw, Tajiri!
Tajiri makes his way down the ramp and slides under the ropes. Goldust immediately runs at Tajiri and stomps away at him on the mat. Goldust then pulls him up to his feet and nails him with a hard right hand, knocking him against the ropes. Goldust bends Tajiri over the top rope and chops him across the chest. Goldust then whips Tajiri into the ropes, as Tajiri comes off the ropes, Goldust goes for a clothesline and misses. Tajiri ends up behind Goldust and hits a german suplex on Goldust. He pulls himself up as Tajiri dropkicks Goldust in the face, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Goldust gets to his feet on the arena floor as Tajiri runs into the ropes and hits a suicide dive through the ropes and onto Goldust. Goldust is down on the mat as Tajiri gets to his feet and shows off to the crowd. Tajiri then attempts to pick up Goldust, but Goldust grabs Tajiri by his tights and pulls him forward into the control gate. Goldust then grabs Tajiri by the head and throws him into the steel steps.
J.R. : Good God! Listen to the sound of Tajiri's body smashing into those steel steps around the ring!
King : Well we know Goldust likes to play rough! Hahaha!
Goldust picks up Tajiri and rolls him in the ring, but hangs his head outside the ring. Goldust hops to the apron and then runs on the apron to drop his elbow into the head of Tajiri. Tajiri rolls into the ring holding his head. Goldust slides into the ring and drops to the mat to wrap both of his hands around Tajiri's throat and choke out Tajiri on the mat. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Goldust to break the hold. Goldust breaks the hold and pulls Tajiri up to his feet by his hair. Goldust whips Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Goldust attempts to hit a big splash on Tajiri in the turnbuckle, but Tajiri moves out of the way, causing Goldust to slam into the turnbuckle. Goldust is stunned as he turns around and throws a wild punch at Tajiri, which he dukes under and runs at the ropes. Tajiri does a hand stand into the ropes to attempt to hit a handspring elbow, Goldust ducks the elbow and Tajiri knocks out the referee. Tajiri gets to his feet and looks at Goldust as he runs at Goldust, he hits a spinning spinebuster on Tajiri. Goldust then gets to his feet and slingshots Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Tajiri comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Goldust pushes Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Goldust kicks Tajiri in the stomach and then spreads his legs across the second rope. Goldust touches himself as the crowd boos and boom! Goldust hits the shattered dreams on Tajiri. Suddenly, Jeff Hardy's theme sounds as the crowd erupts.
J.R. : Wait a minute!!! Its Jeff Hardy!!! Hardy is standing on the ramp!!!
King : What's he doing out here! He's got no business being out here.
Goldust turns his attention to Hardy. Goldust walks over to the ropes and blows Hardy a kiss. As Goldust turns around Tajiri spits the green mist into his eyes. Tajiri hits a stiff superkick to the stomach of Goldust, bringing Goldust to his knees. Tajiri then hits the buzzsaw kick on Goldust. Tajiri has got the cover but the referee is knocked out cold. Jeff Hardy runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes and into the ring and begins to make the count. Hardy counts 1-2- Goldust gets his shoulder up. Tajiri gets to his feet as Hardy tells Tajiri to go for the twist of fate. While Hardy and Tajiri are talking, Goldust gets to his feet and nails Tajiri with a forearm to the back of the head, knocking him into Hardy. Causing Hardy to go flying to the outside of the ring. Goldust then grabs Tajiri by the head and pulls his head back and hits the curtain call on him in the middle of the ring. Goldust then makes the cover as the referee begins to wake up and makes the count for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Goldust!
J.R. : Well Goldust has picked up the victory over Tajiri.
King : Both Jeff Hardy and Tajiri couldn't get the job done! Hahaha! Goldust is unstoppable!
Hardy gets to his feet on the outside of the ring and looks at Goldust in the ring with the Intercontinental Title draped over his shoulder. Hardy runs into the ring and chases Goldust out of the ring and up the ramp to the back. Goldust is running away from Hardy as fast as he can. Hardy chases Goldust out of the arena. Hardy is now in the parking lot looking around for Goldust. Hardy then sees a golden limo. Hardy begins to walk towards the limo as Goldust runs up behind him and nails him in the back of the head with the Intercontinental Championship. Hardy goes down to the ground as Goldust stomps away at Hardy on the mat. Goldust grabs Hardy by his hair and pulls him up to his feet. Goldust grabs Hardy by his head and throws Hardy head first through the windshield of the gold limo. The glass of the windshield shatters as Hardy rolls to the ground with blood spewing from his head. Goldust grabs his title and gets into his limo and drives away as Hardy is down and out on the parking lot ground.
J.R. : Somebody get some help out there for Jeff Hardy! Hardy is down and appears to be seriously hurt!
King : Jeff Hardy played with fire and he just got burnt! I told ya J.R., Goldust is unstoppable!
J.R. : We'll be back with more action!
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Vader Calls 911
We return from the commercial as Vader is standing in the parking lot signaling for an ambulance to pull up. The ambulance backs up into the parking lot as Vader walks in front of the ambulance.
Vader : You see this Sabu!! Take a good long hard look at this ambulance! Does it look familiar? I'm sure it does, because its the ambulance I sent you riding in after I took the stretcher you were laying on and threw it off the ramp at Ring of Passion!!! You should have been smart, after I beat you down at Ring of Passion, you should have stayed down!! But no, you had to live up to your name of being the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying Sabu and comes back last week!! Well guess what Sabu, you made the biggest mistake of your life!!! Because know you woke up the angry giant! You woke up the man they call Vader!!!! Because I'm calling you out to go one on one in a stretcher match at Temperature Rising!!
Vader pulls the doors of the ambulance out and takes the stretcher out of the back. Vader walks away from the ambulance with it.
Vader : Its time Sabu!! Its time you take your last ride on this stretcher!! Its VADER TIME!!!!!!
Vader looks at the camera with fury. As Sabu runs up behind him and nails with a chair shot to the back. Vader turns around in pain as Sabu nails him in the head with the chair to knock him down to the ground. Sabu throws the chair down and then whips him head first into the ambulance. Sabu unloads with right hands to the face of Vader to knock Vader over to the stretcher. Sabu clotheslines Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu then straps Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu then points to the sky. Sabu walks over to the ambulance and sits in the driver's seat. Sabu turns the ambulance on as the crowd is going crazy. Sabu turns the key in the ignition and looks at Vader on the stretcher in front of him. Sabu puts his foot on the gas as Vader quickly breaks the strap on the stretcher and rolls out of the way as Sabu runs into the stretcher with the ambulance. The stretcher is totally destroyed. Sabu rolls the window down and throws a Temperature Rising shirt at Vader. As the crowd erupts.
J.R. : SABU ALMOST RAN OVER VADER ON THAT STRETCHER!!! I think its safe to say Sabu has accepted Vader's challenge to the stretcher match by throwing that t-shirt at him!!! Sabu and Vader in a stretcher match in just two weeks!!!
King : Sabu almost killed Vader!!! Sabu almost ran Vader over with that ambulance!!! Sabu has completely lost his mind!!!
Mysterio wants Justice
The camera pans backstage to Iron Sheik sitting in his office drinking a bottle of beer, while talking on the phone.
Iron Sheik (on the phone) : Every ting goin great Linda. I make official match right now for Temperature Rising, tag team match. Million Dollar Man and JBL versus Al Snow and George the animal Steel with Eugene as special guest referee! Maybe I let him have some of my beer and he count to three this time.
Rey Mysterio bursts into Sheik's office.
Iron Sheik : I call you back later Linda. What you want Power Ranger!
Rey Mysterio : I want some justice, Rob Van Dam took off with my Money in the Bank briefcase! And I want it back! I want my briefcase and I want Rob Van Dam one on one.
Jim "the anvil" Neidhart Vs. Triple H
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first representing D-generation X and being led to the ring by Shawn Michaels, the game, Triple H!!!
DX's theme sounds as HHH and HBK make their way down the ramp. Both men slide into the ring and stand side by side and do their signature crotch chop of green pyro explodes in the ring to make an X. HBK goes to the outside of the ring as HHH stands in the middle of the ring and stares at the entrance way. The Hart Foundation theme sounds as the crowd comes to their feet.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, making his way down the ramp. Representing the Hart Foundation and being led to the ring by Bret "hit man" Hart, Jim "the anvil" Neidhart!
Bret and Anvil make their way down the ramp to a huge reception from the fans. Anvil slides in the ring as Bret stands by the ring post and cheers him on. Anvil walks to the middle of the ring as HHH also walks to the middle of the ring. Both men are face to face in the middle of the ring. HHH smacks Anvil across the face. Anvil then backs away and then runs at HHH and tackles him to the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of HHH. Anvil picks HHH up and unloads with hard right hands to the head, backing HHH against the ropes. Anvil unloads with chops to the chest of HHH as he is leaning against the ropes. Anvil then whips HHH into the ropes and then ducks down in the middle of the ring. As HHH comes off the ropes Anvil hits a huge backbody drop. HHH pulls himself up on the ropes as Anvil runs at HHH and attempts to clotheslines him, but HHH drops down and pulls the top rope down causing Anvil to go flying over the ropes and down to the arena floor. HBK begins to walk over to Anvil as Bret also walks over near Anvil. Both men stay in their respective corners as Anvil gets to his feet and stares at HHH. HHH tells Anvil to "suck it!" Anvil rolls back in the ring as HHH runs at Anvil as Anvil hits a headlock takedown on HHH. Anvil has got HHH locked in a headlock on the mat. Anvil is applying more and more pressure on the mat. HHH slowly fights to his feet and unloads with elbows to the stomach of Anvil. HHH then hits a side slam on Anvil to break the hold. HHH quickly gets to his feet and signals for the pedigree. HHH stalks Anvil as he slowly gets to his feet. Anvil turns around as HHH kicks him in the stomach and hooks him up for the pedigree. Anvil reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him. HHH is on the mat as Anvil slingshots HHH into the turnbuckle. HHH comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as Anvil scoops him up in a bearhug. Anvil walks to the middle of the ring with HHH and has the bearhug locked in on HHH in the middle of the ring. HBK is yelling for HHH to not tap out. But Anvil is squeezing the life out of HHH. The referee asks HHH if he wants to quite but HHH says no. The referee lifts HHH's arm once and it drops. The referee lifts HHH's arm a second time and it drops again. The referee lifts his arm for the third and final time as HHH's arm stays in the air and shakes with fury. HHH punches Anvil in the head multiple times. Anvil breaks the hold as HHH grabs Anvil by the wrist and whips him into the ropes. Anvil comes off the ropes as HHH steps out of the way and throws Anvil over the ropes and down to the arena floor at HBK's feet. HBK drops to the arena floor and chokes Anvil out on the arena floor as HHH distracts the referee.
J.R. : Look at this, Shawn Michaels is choking out Jim "the anvil"Neidhart on the arena floor! What the hell is the meaning of this!
King : Well the heartbreak kid is doing what he has to do, if he wants DX to get the win over the Hart Foundation! Look at Shawn choking out Anvil! Ought oh, here comes Bret Hart!
HBK quickly lets go off the hold and picks Anvil up to roll him back in the ring. HHH quickly walks over to him and hovers over him as he unloads with right hands to the face of Anvil on the mat. HHH whips Anvil into the turnbuckle. As Anvil is in the turnbuckle, HHH runs at him and clotheslines him in the turnbuckle. HHH then grabs Anvil and perches him up on the top rope. HHH climbs to the second rope and hits a huge suplex off the second rope on Anvil. Both men are down as half the crowd is behind Anvil and the other half is behind HHH. HHH gets to his feet first and walks over to Anvil to pull him up to his feet. HHH hooks Anvil up for a ddt, but Anvil reverses and drives HHH into the turnbuckle. Anvil grabs onto the second rope and drives his shoulder into HHH's stomach over and over again. Anvil then climbs to the second rope and hovers over HHH as he punches him in the head as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7--8-9 HHH hooks Anvil's legs and powerbombs him to the mat. HHH then grabs Anvil's legs and looks at Bret and tells him to "suck it". HHH locks in the sharpshooter on Anvil in the middle of the ring. HHH is completely mocking Bret on this one as he has got the sharpshooter locked in. Bret jumps on the apron and yells at HHH. The referee argues with Bret as HBK slides under the ropes and into the ring. As he stomps away at Anvil while HHH still has the sharpshooter locked in. Bret then steps through the ropes and into the ring as he pushes the referee down to the mat and then runs at HBK to clothesline him over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bret then nails HHH with a right hand to the head to break the hold. Anvil gets to his feet and picks HHH up as he whips him into the ropes. Bret runs into the opposite ropes, as HHH comes off the ropes Anvil grabs him and lifts him up for Bret to come off the ropes and hit the hart attack on HHH. HHH is down on the mat as the crowd is on their feet out of respect for the Hart Foundation.
J.R. : THE HART ATTACK!! HART ATTACK BY THE HART FOUNDATION!!!
King : Calm down J.R.! Your gonna give yourself a hart attack. We haven't seen that move since the 80's Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart's finsihing move the Hart Attack on Triple H! The Game is down!
The referee gets to his feet and throw Bret out. The referee orders Bret to leave the ringside area and go to the back. Bret is enraged but goes to the back just the same. HHH is still down near the ropes. Anvil makes the cover as the referee counts 1-2- HBK reaches in the ring and puts HHH's foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Anvil then gets to his feet and pulls HHH up by his hair. Anvil whips HHH into the ropes as HHH comes off the ropes, Anvil hits a huge powerslam on HHH. Anvil then stays on top of HHH for the pin as the referee counts 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up. The referee argues with Anvil in the middle of the ring. HHH rolls over to Anvil and hits a low blow that the referee doesn't see. HHH gets to his feet and turns Anvil around and hits a pulling piledriver on Anvil. He is down on the mat as HHH runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a kneedrop on Anvil. HHH gets to his feet and signals for the pedigree. Anvil slowly gets to his feet as the referee stands behind him. HHH kicks Anvil in the stomach and hooks him up for the pedigree but Anvil reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him and is trying to put HHH in the boston crab. HHH pushes Anvil off of him and into the referee to sandwhich the referee in between Anvil and the turnbuckle. The referee is knocked out. Anvil turns around and tries to wake up the referee. Meanwhile, HHH gets to his feet and spins Anvil around to kick him in the stomach and hit the pedigree in the middle of the ring. HHH makes the cover but the referee is knocked out. HHH walks over to the referee and tries to wake him up as Bret runs down the ramp with a steel chair. Bret slides the chair in the ring next to Anvil, who is laid out on the mat. HBK sees this and reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer and hands it to HHH. Anvil grabs the chair and gets to his feet. Neither man knows the other one is armed with a weapon. Both men turn to face each other at the same time as Anvil swings the chair at HHH. HHH ducks the chair shot and nails Anvil in the side of the head with the sledge hammer. Anvil goes down to the mat in a heep. HHH throws the sledge hammer out of the ring and makes the cover as the referee rolls over and slowly makes the count 1-------2------3!!!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Triple H!!!
J.R. : What a hard fought match we just witnessed!! If this is any indication of what's in store for Temperature Rising when the Hart Foundation takes on DX, then we are in for one hell of a treat!
King : D-generation X has the momentum going into Temperature Rising after a big win for Triple H! Jim Neidhart still hasn't moved from that sledge hammer shot! Wait a minute, Bret Hart is looking for revenge!
HBK and HHH are celebrating in the ring as Bret slides into the ring and grabs the chair and nails HHH in the head with the steel chair. He then rams the chair into HBK's stomach and then nails him across the back with the steel chair. Bret then throws the chair down and picks up the sledge hammer. Bret looks at both HBK and HHH. Bret brings the sledge hammer high over his head. When out of nowhere, Chyna runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to low blow Bret. Bret is hunched over in pain, as Chyna spins Bret around and ddts Bret in the middle of the ring. Bret and Anvil are down in the ring. As HBK, HHH, and Chyna raises their hands together in victory in the middle of the ring as DX's theme plays.
J.R. : The Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna has arrived on the scene of spam!! This must have been what DX meant by getting the band back together!! DX is now offically one-hundred percent reunited!
King : DX sure is looking good going into Temperature Rising in two weeks!! With Chyna back with DX there is no telling what may happen next!! The Hart Foundation better think of a way to even the odds and fast!!!
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Temperature Rising Commercial : A bitter rivalry! (A shot of Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart face to face is shown) One historical match! (A shot of Bret and Shawn batteling at Ring of Passion is shown) Two legendary forces will reunite as the temperature rises! Bret "hit man" Hart and Jim "the anvil" Neidhart reunite as the Hart Foundation to take on Shawn Michaels and Triple H with Chyna in their corner as D-generation X! Temperature Rising just two weeks away!
Undertaker speaks
We return as the lights in the arena are out as the gong sounds. The crowd erupts as fire shoots up from the ramp. Undertaker then makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Undertaker walks up the steps and lifts his arms as the lights come back up. Undertaker steps into the ring.
Undertaker : Two weeks ago, I stepped inside the Elimination Chamber and came within inches of becoming the spam Heavyweight Champion. While I didn't become the spam Chamion, I did raise quite a bit of hell in that Chamber. Then last week, I came within inches of defeating Hulk Hogan and becoming the number one contender. I just wanna let Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair know that it doesn't matter which one of you win at Temperature Rising, because I have my eye set on the Championship title. I don't care who I have to go through to get there, but I gurantee a very dark future for the spam Champion. So weather its Flair or Hogan that become champion, it really doesn't matter because one of you are going straight to the depths of hell and the spam title is going around my waist!! Someone is going to rest in peace!
Undertaker raises his arms and rolls his eyes back. The lights go dim and Undertakers theme sounds. Suddenly, Umaga slides in the ring behind Undertaker. The crowd is in shock, as Undertaker turns around Umaga hits a huge superkick to the head, knocking Undertaker to the mat. The lights come back up as Umaga stomps away at Undertaker and then hits a headbutt on Undertaker on the mat. Umaga pulls Undertaker up to his feet and signals for the samoan spike. Umaga then hits the samoan spike with all his might, taking Undertaker to the mat with all his might. Undertaker is down on the mat as Umaga taunts the crowd. Undertaker tries to sit up but Umaga runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a legdrop on Undertaker. Umaga then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Umaga looks down at Undertaker and hits a huge big splash off the top rope on Undertkaer. Undertaker is down and out on the mat. As Armondo Estrada walks out on the ramp and signals for someone to come out. The druids come walking down the ramp speaking tounges as they carry a casket to the ring. The druids put the casket right next to the ring and open the casket up. Umaga rolls Undertaker into the casket and slams the casket door shut. Umaga stands in the ring and taunts the crowd. Estrada gives Umaga a hand. As the crowd boos. Suddenly a gong sounds, the lights go out, and a lightning bolt strikes the casket. When the lights come back on the casket door is open and Undertaker is not in the casket.
King : WHAT?!?! UNDERTAKER?!?!
J.R. : MY GOD KING, THE UNDERTAKER HAS SOMEHOW ESCAPED FROM THAT CASKET!! The Undertaker is no longer in that casket!
King : Yea but where is he?!?! Look at Estrada looking all over the place is disbelief! The druids have disappeared also!
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J.R. : Well there is no telling where things may go from here. But one thing is for sure, the temperature is rising and in two weeks we come to you live on pay per view for Temperature Rising! It has just been announced that JBL and the Million Dollar Man will represent the Billion Dollar Brotherhood as they take on Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel with Eugene as the special guest referee.
King : Hahahaha, hopefully this time Eugene will be able to count to three. We also found out earlier on that Rey Mysterio will take on Rob Van Dam again but this time, the Money in the Bank briefcase will be on the line. But the Money in the Bank briefcase wont be the only thing up for grabs, Jeff Hardy will take on Goldust in a Backlot Brawl match for the Intercontinental Championship. Jeff Hardy has a second chance can he go all the way. Then it will be Sabu taking on Vader in a stretcher match. There is no telling what Sabu and Vader will do to each other this time. Only one thing is for sure, that someone is going away on a stretcher.
J.R. : And last week we found out two of the most powerful forces in pro wrestling history will step into the ring as D-generation X takes on the Hart Foundation. This one promises to be a classic. And then Ric Flair puts the spam Championship on the line against the immortal Hulk Hogan! Two legends batteling for the richest prize in the game. Plus Iron Shiek vows to find out who has been behind the recent attacks that have been going on! All of this in two weeks at Temperature Rising!
I Saw What You Did
Umaga and Estrada are walking backstage as Iron Shiek comes up behind them and yells for them to wait up.
Iron Shiek : I saw what you did to Undertaker! You one crazy sob! Iron Shiek like that! That why I gonna put you on card for Temperature Rising! Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam match for Money in Bank briefcase is now triple threat match! Rob Van Dam versus Rey Mysterio versus Umaga in triple threat match for briefcase. Good luck you crazy mother @!!@#$!!
Temperature Rising Commercial : For years it has been debated. Who is the bigger star in professional wrestling! Is it the nature boy Ric Flair or the immortal Hulk Hogan! But no its gonna beyond words, its personal! (A shot of Flair hitting Brooke is shown) Ric Flair will defend the spam Championship as Hulk Hogan attempts to take home the gold and get revenge for the sake of his daughter! Hulk Hogan takes on Ric Flair for the spam Championship! Temperature Rising, just two weeks away!
Ric Flair Vs. Hulkamania (Zack Gowen, Brutus "the barber" Beefcake, and Brian Knobbs)
3 on 1 Handicap Match
Howad Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is a three on one handicap match! Introducing first the spam Heavyweight Champion, the nature boy Ric Flair!
Ric Flair makes his way down the ramp dressed in a very fancy robe with the spam championship title around hsi waist. The referee holds the ropes open for Flair as he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Zack Gowen's theme plays as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing Hulkamania, Hulk Hogan's biggest fan, Zack Gowen!
Gowen makes his way down the ramp and stops at the bottom of the ramp. The Nasty Boy's theme then sounds. The crowd comes to their feet and applauds the legendary Brian Knobbs as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner. Hulk Hogan's best friend, Brian Knobbs!!
Knobbs comes down the ramp and stands next to Gowen and looks on at Flair in the ring. Knobbs and Gowen turn around and point to the entrance way as Brutus Beefcake's theme hits. The crowd erupts. As Beefcake comes down the ramp with his sheers.
Howard Finkel : And their tag team partner, Hulk Hogan's former tag team partner, Brutus "the barber" Beefcake!!
Beefcake comes down the ramp and taps both Gowen and Knobbs on the shoulder. As all three men run into the ring, Flair runs out of the ring. Knobbs, Beefcake, and Gowen all stand next to each other and decide who should be the first legal man. Knobbs is the first legal man as Flair comes back in the ring. The bell sounds as Knobbs and Flair lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Flair locks Knobbs in a headlock. Knobbs elbows Flair in the stomach multiple times and then whips him into the ropes. As Flair comes off the ropes Knobbs hits a huge arm drag. Flair gets to his feet near the ropes as Knobbs runs at him, Flair steps to the side and throws Knobbs over the ropes. Knobbs goes down to the arena floor, as Flair steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Flair runs on the apron and jumps off to attempt to hit a double ax handle, but Knobbs moves to the side and punches Flair in the stomach. Flair is bent over in pain as Knobbs grabs Flair by the head and walks Flair over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Knobbs then rolls Flair back in the ring and follows behind. Knobbs attempts to pull Flair to his feet, but Flair hits a low blow when the referee isn't looking. Knobbs is hunched over as Flair chops him across the chest to make him stand up straight. Flair backs Knobbs into the turnbuckle and continues to chop Knobbs across the chest. Flair attempts to whip Knobbs into the turnbuckle, but Knobbs reverses and sends Flair into the turnbuckle. Flair comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as Knobbs hits a huge backbody drop on Flair. Knobbs then makes the tag to Gowen.
J.R. : Here he comes, one of the most inspiring superstars ever to grace a squared circle, Zack Gowen!! Ya gotta admire the heart of this young athlete!!
King : Look at this Zack Gowen is going air bourne he's on the top rope!
Gowen hops to the top rope and hits a perfect dropkick to Flair. Flair goes down to the mat, as Gowen pulls him up to his feet and unloads with right hands on Flair. Gowen then whips Flair into the turnbuckle. Gowen hops over to Flair and monkey flips Flair out of the tunrbuckle and down to the mat. Flair is down on the mat as Gowen goes to the top rope and is signaling for the moonsault. The crowd comes to their feet in exctiement. Flair also gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to cause Gowen fall off the top rope and down to the mat. Flair stomps away at Gowen on the mat. Flair picks Gowen up and htis a scoop slam in the middle of the ring. Flair then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Flair jumps off the top rope and hits a huge kneedrop off the top rope. Flair gets to his feet and "Wooooos!" to taunt the crowd. Flair then pulls Gowen up to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle. Flair chops Gowen across the chest in the turnbuckle and then props him up on the top rope. Flair climbs to the top rope as Gowen unloads with right hands to Flair. Gowen pushes Flair off the top rope and onto the mat. Gowen stands up on the top rope and hits a huge shooting star press off the top rope on Flair. Gowen rolls off Flair and makes his way towards Knobbs and Beefcake. Flair is down on the mat. Gowen is getting closer and closer as Flair rolls over and grabs Gowen by the leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring. Flair stomps away at Gowen's leg. Flair pulls Gowen up to his feet and draps Gowen over his shoulder for running powerslam. Gowen slides off Flair's back and hits a dropsault on Flair.
J.R. : Gowen takes down Flair and he has got to make the tag!! Gowen has got to get the tag!!
King : Zack Gowen is making his way towards Beefcake and Brian Knobbs right now! And Gowen gets the tag!! And here comes Brutus the barber Beefcake!!
Gowen tags in Beefcake. He hops over the top rope as Flair is on his hands and knees begging off. Beefcake kicks Flair in the stomach and pulls him up to his feet. Beefcake hits an inverted atomic drop on Flair. He then whips Flair into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Beefcake picks him up and hits an airplane spin on Flair in the middle of the ring. Beefcake puts Flair down as Beefcake unloads with jabs to the face over and over again. Flair is stunned as he backs away from Beefcake, walks forward and falls to the mat. Beefcake taunts the crowd as Flair slowly gets to his feet. Beefcake scoop slams Flair right near the ropes. Beefcake then hops to the second rope and drives his fist into Flair's head. Flair rolls away in pain and gets to his feet. Beefcake whips Flair into the turnbuckle and then runs at him in the turnbuckle and clotheslines Flair in the turnbuckle. Beefcake then climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the face of Flair as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Beefcake jumps down and grabs Flair by the head as he walks him across the ring over to Knobbs and Gowen. Knobbs lifts his arm as Beefcake shoves Flair's head into Knobbs arm pit. The crowd erupts in excitement. Beefcake then tags Knobbs in and hits a snap suplex on Flair. Knobbs climbs up to the top rope and hits his signature elbow drop off the top rope on Flair. Knobbs makes the cover for the 1-2- Flair gets his shoulder up at the last second. Knobbs pounds the mat out of anger. He then attempts to pull Flair up to his feet, but Flair grabs Knobbs by his waist and lifts him up to drop him throat first on the top rope. Knobbs makes a blind tag to Beefcake. Knobbs is still stunned in the ring as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a chopblock. Knobbs appears to have twisted his ankle and rolls to the outside of the ring in pain. Beefcake climbs to the top rope and hits a double ax handle. Beefcake looks over the ropes to see if Knobbs is ok, meanwhile Flair reaches into his tights and pulls out a handful of powder.
J.R. : WAIT A MINUTE FLAIR HAS GOT POWDER! RIC FLAIR HAS GOT A HANDFUL OF BABY POWDER!
King : Hold on Zack Gowen! Gowen is in the ring!
Gowen gets in the ring and dropkicks Flair, causing Flair to throw the powder in his own eye. Flair is blinded as he stumbles around the ring. Beefcake comes up behind him and locks him in the sleeperhold. The crowd totally goes crazy as Beefcake has got Flair in the sleeperhold. Gowen goes to the outside of the ring and helps Knobbs to the back in the midst of all this chaos. Flair appears to be fading. Flair reaches into his trunks and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. As the referee is making sure Gowen is helping Knobbs to the back. Flair nails Beefcake in the side of the head with the brass knuckles. Flair then grabs Beefcake's leg and locks him in the figure four leglock. Flair has got Beefcake in the figure four in the middle of the ring as the referee turns around. Beefcake has no other choice but to tap out. The bell sounds.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, the nature boy, Ric Flair!!
Flair has still got the figure four locked in and wont let go off the hold. Beefcake is squeeling in pain as the crowd explodes with boos. Flair will not let go off the hold as the bell rings over and over again. Suddenly, Hogans theme sounds. Flair quickly lets go of the hold and reaches through the ropes and grabs his title. Beefcake rolls out of the ring in pain. Hogan comes down the ramp with Brooke Hogan by his side. Hogan slides in the ring and spears Flair to the mat, causing the belt to drop to the mat. Hogan pounds away with hard right hands on Flair on the mat. Hogan pulls Flair up to his feet and unloads with hard right hands to the head. Hogan then whips Flair into the ropes. Flair comes off the ropes as Hogan hits a big boot to take Flair down to the mat. Hogan then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the legdrop. Hogan then picks Flair up and holds his hands behind his back as Brooke steps in the ring. Brooke goes face to face with Flair and then winds back and is about to slap Flair. Until Flair extends his leg backwards and kicks Hogan in between the legs. Hogan is in pain, but non the less spins Flair around and runs at Flair to clothesline him, but Flair ducks and Hogan clothesline Brooke to the mat. Brooke falls to the mat as he head slams off the mat. Brooke is knocked out cold and is not moving. Flair grabs the championship belt and nails Hogan in the head to knock him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Flair drops to his knees and hovers over Brooke. Flair is screaming for everyone to get away from Brooke. Flair then grabs Brooke by the mouth and gives her mouth to mouth in the middle of the ring as the crowd is shocked.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHAT THE HELL DOES RIC FLAIR THINK HE IS DOING!!! RIC FLAIR HAS COMPLETLY CROSSED THE LINE!!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE FAST!!
King : Ric Flair is giving Brooke Hogan mouth to mouth in the middle of the ring! Somebody better get some help out here for Brooke Hogan!! Brooke is completely out cold!!
J.R. : WHAT IS THIS RIC FLAIR HAS GOT BROOKE!!! RIC FLAIR IS CARRRYING BROOKE HOGAN OUT OF THE RING!!!!
King : HOLD ON!!! WHERE IS HE TAKING HER!!! WHERE IS RIC FLAIR TAKING BROOKE HOGAN!?!?!!? FIRST FLAIR GAVE BROOKE MOUTH TO MOUTH AND NOW HES KIDNAPING HER!!! WHERE IS HE TAKING HER?!!?!
J.R. : SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP RIC FLAIR!!! WHERE ALL OUT OF TIME, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND CHECK OUT THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
spam Destruction 5 opens as the crowd is on their feet waving their signs and cheering. Pyro is erupting all over the arena as the crowd is screaming and cheering.
J.R. : Hello everyone and welcome to the fifth edition of spam Destruction!! We have got one hell of a night lined for you tonight folks!!! Tonight Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio will take things air bourne as they go one on one with each other!!
King : Plus D-generation X promised to bring the band back together tonight?! No telling what that means, but we will find out tonight! And lets not forget, its the Iron Sheik's first night on the job!!!
Iron Sheik Springs into Action
Iron Sheik's theme sounds. As he makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. The crowd cheers on the Sheik. Sheik makes his way into the ring.
Iron Sheik : Let me start off by saying that as the acting CEO of this company, I plan to take all of the spam Superstars and break their backs, screw them good, and make them humble! Give me hell yeah! Number one thing the Sheik gonna do is find out who is behind the attacks on Ultimate Warrior, Roddy Piper, and Mister McMahon! And when I find out who behind these attacks I gonna take that no good piece of crap, mother sucker and break his back in camel clutch! Give me hell yea! But tonight I wanna talk to that low life nature boy. So Ric Flair get in this ring now!
Ric Flair's theme sounds. As he makes his way through the curtain wearing a gorgeous suit with the spam Championship title in his hand. Flair steps through the ropes and into the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Ric Flair : Listen up Sheik! You are nothing more then a washed up old man, who still thinks he is relevant. You aint gonna push around the nature boy. When you talk to me, you are talking to a sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion, your talking to the wheelin, dealin,kiss stelain, limousine ridin, jet flyin, nature boy Ric Flair!! Woooooooooo!
Iron Sheik : Listen to me! You piece of trash low life! You remind me of that piece of garbage Brian Blair! You hit Brooke Hogan last week so this week you gonna wrestle in a three on one handicap match! Tonight in a handicap match its gonna be Ric Flair versus Hulkamania! Ric Flair will face three men who represent Hulkamania. The three men that you will wrestle tonight is the biggest hulkamaniac Zack Gowen, Hulk Hogan's best friend on "Brooke Knows Best" Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, and one half of the Megamaniacs Brutus Beefcake!!! Come on out!
Zack Gowen, Brian Knobbs, and Brutus Beefcake walk out on the ramp. Flair holds his belt out in front of him and challenges all three men. Gowen, Knobbs, and Beefcake begin to walk down the ramp. Beefcake runs in the ring first as Flair swings the belt at Beefcake. Beefcake ducks the belt and locks the sleeper hold in on Flair as the crowd erupts. Flair is losing consciousness. As Beefcake lets go off the hold and grabs Flair by the head and shoves Flair's head into Knobbs arm pit. Beefcake is shoving Flair's head deeper and deeper into Knobb's arm pit. Flair walks away stunned as he walks away and then falls flat on his face on the mat. Flair turns around and is looking up at the ceiling as Gowen hops to the top rope and hits a moonsault off the top rope on Flair. Flair rolls out of the ring as Gowen, Knobbs, and Beefcake stand tall in the middle of the ring.
J.R. : Hulkamania is running wild on the fifth edition of Destruction! There's no telling if Flair will make it to Temperature Rising in two weeks!
King : Ric Flair has truly gotta over come the odds tonight! Can Ric Flair run through all of Hulkamania or will Hulkamania run wild on him? We'll be back with more Destruction!
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Temperature Rising Commercial : Its the time of year when things begin to heat up! Fury is rising! Aggression is rising! And in three weeks the temperature will be rising with the spam Superstars! Watch as your favorite superstars put their bodies on the line. spam Temperature Rising live on pay per view, just two weeks away!
We return as Howard Finkel is standing in the middle of the ring.
Rob Van Dam Vs. Rey Mysterio
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, the whole damn show, Rob Van Dam!
RVD's pyro explodes as RVD makes his way out onto the ramp. RVD talks to the crowd and then taunts the crowd and says "R-V-D!" RVD slides under the ropes and into the ring and dances around. As Rey Mysterio's theme sounds. Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Mysterio also shoots up from the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, Mister Money in the Bank, Rey Mysterio!!
Mysterio makes his way down the ramp with the briefcase in his hand. Mysterio slides into the ring and lays the briefcase down in under the bottom turnbuckle in the corner of the ring. The referee rings the bell as both men go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. RVD and Mysterio shake hands and wish each other luck. Both men back away and then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. RVD breaks the hold by putting Mysterio in a headlock. RVD applies more and more pressure to Mysterio. Mysterio begins to elbow RVD in the stomach multiple times. Mysterio then whips RVD into the ropes to break the hold. RVD comes off the ropes as Mysterio hits a frankenstiener on RVD. RVD goes flying across the ring and pulls himself up on the ropes. Mysterio then runs at RVD and hits a running enzuguri, knocking RVD through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. RVD is slowly getting to his feet on the outside of the ring near the steel steps. As Mysterio climbs to the top rope. Mysterio jumps off the top rope and attempts a crossbody takedown, but RVD catches Mysterio on the outside of the ring and throws Mysterio over his shoulder. RVD then hits a snake eyes on Mysterio on the steel steps. RVD then pulls Mysterio up by his mask and nails him with a hard right hand and then rolls him back in the ring. RVD then jumps to the top rope as Mysterio gets to his feet. RVD comes off the top rope and attempts a flying superkick off the top rope, but Mysterio ducks and RVD lands on his feet. RVD then runs at Mysterio as Mysterio dropkicks RVD in the knee. RVD is bent over in pain as Mysterio jumps on RVD's back and hits a modified version of the Canadian destroyer. Mysterio has RVD pinned for the 1-2- RVD reverses and sits up as he has Mysterio in a pin for the 1-2- Mysterio rolls RVD over onto his back with both of his shoulders on the mat for the 1-2- RVD pushes Mysterio over into a sunset flip for the 1-2- Mysterio kicks out as both men quickly get to their feet for a stand off. The crowd claps and cheers for both men. Mysterio goes to throw a punch at RVD, but RVD ducks the punch and attempts to hit a release german suplex, Mysterio lands on his feet behind RVD and dropkicks RVD in the back, causing him to fall across the second rope. Mysterio signals for the 619 and runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on RVD. RVD goes down to the mat as Mysterio hops onto the top rope and attempts to hit a big splash off the top rope, but RVD rolls out of the way and under the ropes. Mysterio crashes and burns and rolls over near the ropes. RVD gets to his feet on the apron and hops to the top rope. RVD signals for the five star frogsplash and jumps off the top rope to hit the five star frogsplash on Mysterio. RVD has got Mysterio pinned for the 1-2- Mysterio gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last minute.
J.R. : Rey Mysterio gets his foot on the rope at the last second!!
King : I thought RVD had him! Rob Van Dam just hit that five star frogsplash and it wasn't enough to keep Rey Mysterio down!
RVD gets to his feet and pulls Mysterio up. RVD whips Mysterio into the turnbuckle. As RVD runs at Mysterio in the turnbuckle he spears him in the turnbuckle. RVD grabs onto the second rope and drives his shoulder into Mysterio's stomach over and over again. RVD then backs away and does a back flip to run at Mysterio and attempt a spear in the turnbuckle, but Mysterio moves out of the way causing RVD so slam his shoulder into the turnbuckle. RVD grabs his shoulder and crumbles to the bottom turnbuckle in pain. Mysterio runs at RVD in the bottom turnbuckle and hits the bronco buster. Mysterio gets to his feet and taunts the crowd as he gets a mixed reaction from the fans. Mysterio then goes to grab RVD, but RVD grabs Mysterio by the trunks and pulls him head first into the second turnbuckle. RVD then grabs Mysterio from behind and perches him on the top rope. RVD climbs to the second rope and is about to side suplex Mysterio but Mysterio elbows RVD in the head multiple times. RVD falls off the second rope but lands on his feet as Mysterio gets to his feet on the top rope and hits a moonsault off the top rope on RVD. Mysterio has got a pin on RVD on the mat for the 1-2- RVD gets his shoulder up at the last second. Mysterio grabs RVD by the hair and attempts to pull him to his feet, as RVD pushes Mysterio away and hits a huge superkick on Mysterio knocking him to the mat. Mysterio slides to the outside of the ring. RVD runs into the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Mysterio knocking him into the control gate. RVD then goes to the outside of the ring and clotheslines Mysterio over the control gate and into the crowd. Mysterio gets to his feet in the crowd but is stunned as RVD slides back into the ring and hops to the top rope. RVD points to himself and says "R-V-D!" RVD then hits a huge plancha off the top rope and into the audience and onto Mysterio. RVD and Mysterio are down on the arena fall in the crowd. As the arena erupts into an ECW! ECW! ECW! chant. RVD slowly get to their feet as RVD picks up Mysterio and clotheslines him over the control gate back around the ring. RVD hops over the control gate and then picks up Mysterio to roll him back into the ring. Mysterio is down and out in the middle of the ring. RVD hops onto the top rope and goes for the five star frogsplash, but Mysterio moves and RVD puts on the brakes to land on his feet. RVD then runs at Mysterio as Mysterio hits a drop toe hold on RVD. RVD is now across the second rope as Mysterio runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a 619 on RVD. RVD flys off the rope and is stunned on his feet as Mysterio hops to the top rope and hits the west coast pop. Mysterio hooks the leg for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio!!
Mysterio raises his arms in victory and then looks down at RVD on the mat. Mysterio helps RVD to his feet. Mysterio and RVD hug in the middle of the ring. Mysterio raises RVD's hand. As RVD pulls Mysterio in for a short clothesline. RVD stomps away at Mysterio on the mat. RVD lays Mysterio against the ropes in a sitting position on the mat. RVD then kicks Mysterio in the chest. RVD then grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase. RVD steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope with the briefcase in his hand. RVD and Mysterio are at opposite sides of the ring as RVD hits a vanterminator on Mysterio with the briefcase. Mysterio is busted open and bleeding through his mask as he slumps to the mat. RVD gets to his feet and grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase. RVD looks down at Mysterio with disgust and walks out of the ring with Mysterio's Money in the Bank briefcase.
J.R. : Wait a minute!! That's Mysterio's Money in the Bank briefcase!! What does Van Dam think he's doing!?!?
King : I don't know what to say, I'm shocked J.R.! I though RVD and Rey Mysterio were friends but after that vanterminator with the briefcase and now Rob Van Dam is walking off with that Money in the Bank briefcase, I don't know what to think!!
J.R. : Rob Van Dam has got quite a bit of explaining to do!!!
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Million Dollar Man calls out Al Snow
We return from the commercial as Million Dollar Man's theme sounds. Million Dollar Man makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He enters the ring and stands in the middle of the ring.
Million Dollar Man : In recent weeks, the Billion Dollar Brotherhood has had to put up with two men sticking their noses where it doesn't belong. I'm talking about Al Snow and George the animal Steel! Last week, the Billion Dollar Brotherhood welcomed its newest member, Eugene! And last week Eugene took care of George Steel. But this week, I'm gonna be the one to take care of business. Al Snow may have gotten lucky at Ring of Passion when he beat me, but tonight I promise that he wont be as lucky. So, Al Snow I'm calling you out! Come on Snow! What do you want Al Snow, you want money? Everybodies got a price! So what's it gonna take to get you out here Snow!
Al Snow's theme sounds. Snow comes running down the ramp with a manican head in his hand. Snow slides into the ring and drops head as he spears M$M to the mat and pounds away at M$M on the mat. Snow then begins to choke M$M out on the mat. Eugene comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Eugene tears Snow off M$M and throws him to the mat. Eugene then goes to help M$M to his feet. Snow picks up head. As Eugene helps M$M to his feet, Snow swings head at M$M, but M$M moves out of the way and pulls Eugene in the way. Causing Snow to accidentally nail Eugene with head. Eugene goes down to the mat as Snow drops to his knees and checks on Eugene. Eugene is knocked out cold as M$M walks away unfazed.
J.R. : Look at this, what despicable human being!! The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase could care less about the welfare of Eugene! Look at him walk away from the ring with not a care in the world!
King : The real story here isn't the Million Dollar Man, its Al Snow! And why did Al Snow hit Eugene with that stupid manicon head?!?
J.R : Al Snow didn't do a damn thing, The Million Dollar Man pulled Eugene into the way. Were gonna get things squared away out here and we'll be back with more Destruction!
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Goldust Vs. Tajiri
We return as the arena has turned gold and gold glitter falls from the ceiling. As pyro shoots up from the ramp.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non title match. Making his way to the ring, the Intercontinental Champion, Goldust!!
Goldust makes his way up the ring steps. As he gets in the ring he removes his wig and robe. He then takes his Intercontinental title off and kisses it. Tajiri's theme then sounds as the crowd pops.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the Japanese buzzsaw, Tajiri!
Tajiri makes his way down the ramp and slides under the ropes. Goldust immediately runs at Tajiri and stomps away at him on the mat. Goldust then pulls him up to his feet and nails him with a hard right hand, knocking him against the ropes. Goldust bends Tajiri over the top rope and chops him across the chest. Goldust then whips Tajiri into the ropes, as Tajiri comes off the ropes, Goldust goes for a clothesline and misses. Tajiri ends up behind Goldust and hits a german suplex on Goldust. He pulls himself up as Tajiri dropkicks Goldust in the face, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Goldust gets to his feet on the arena floor as Tajiri runs into the ropes and hits a suicide dive through the ropes and onto Goldust. Goldust is down on the mat as Tajiri gets to his feet and shows off to the crowd. Tajiri then attempts to pick up Goldust, but Goldust grabs Tajiri by his tights and pulls him forward into the control gate. Goldust then grabs Tajiri by the head and throws him into the steel steps.
J.R. : Good God! Listen to the sound of Tajiri's body smashing into those steel steps around the ring!
King : Well we know Goldust likes to play rough! Hahaha!
Goldust picks up Tajiri and rolls him in the ring, but hangs his head outside the ring. Goldust hops to the apron and then runs on the apron to drop his elbow into the head of Tajiri. Tajiri rolls into the ring holding his head. Goldust slides into the ring and drops to the mat to wrap both of his hands around Tajiri's throat and choke out Tajiri on the mat. The referee counts 1-2-3-4- and then forces Goldust to break the hold. Goldust breaks the hold and pulls Tajiri up to his feet by his hair. Goldust whips Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Tajiri is in the turnbuckle as Goldust attempts to hit a big splash on Tajiri in the turnbuckle, but Tajiri moves out of the way, causing Goldust to slam into the turnbuckle. Goldust is stunned as he turns around and throws a wild punch at Tajiri, which he dukes under and runs at the ropes. Tajiri does a hand stand into the ropes to attempt to hit a handspring elbow, Goldust ducks the elbow and Tajiri knocks out the referee. Tajiri gets to his feet and looks at Goldust as he runs at Goldust, he hits a spinning spinebuster on Tajiri. Goldust then gets to his feet and slingshots Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Tajiri comes out of the turnbuckle and is stunned as Goldust pushes Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Goldust kicks Tajiri in the stomach and then spreads his legs across the second rope. Goldust touches himself as the crowd boos and boom! Goldust hits the shattered dreams on Tajiri. Suddenly, Jeff Hardy's theme sounds as the crowd erupts.
J.R. : Wait a minute!!! Its Jeff Hardy!!! Hardy is standing on the ramp!!!
King : What's he doing out here! He's got no business being out here.
Goldust turns his attention to Hardy. Goldust walks over to the ropes and blows Hardy a kiss. As Goldust turns around Tajiri spits the green mist into his eyes. Tajiri hits a stiff superkick to the stomach of Goldust, bringing Goldust to his knees. Tajiri then hits the buzzsaw kick on Goldust. Tajiri has got the cover but the referee is knocked out cold. Jeff Hardy runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes and into the ring and begins to make the count. Hardy counts 1-2- Goldust gets his shoulder up. Tajiri gets to his feet as Hardy tells Tajiri to go for the twist of fate. While Hardy and Tajiri are talking, Goldust gets to his feet and nails Tajiri with a forearm to the back of the head, knocking him into Hardy. Causing Hardy to go flying to the outside of the ring. Goldust then grabs Tajiri by the head and pulls his head back and hits the curtain call on him in the middle of the ring. Goldust then makes the cover as the referee begins to wake up and makes the count for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Goldust!
J.R. : Well Goldust has picked up the victory over Tajiri.
King : Both Jeff Hardy and Tajiri couldn't get the job done! Hahaha! Goldust is unstoppable!
Hardy gets to his feet on the outside of the ring and looks at Goldust in the ring with the Intercontinental Title draped over his shoulder. Hardy runs into the ring and chases Goldust out of the ring and up the ramp to the back. Goldust is running away from Hardy as fast as he can. Hardy chases Goldust out of the arena. Hardy is now in the parking lot looking around for Goldust. Hardy then sees a golden limo. Hardy begins to walk towards the limo as Goldust runs up behind him and nails him in the back of the head with the Intercontinental Championship. Hardy goes down to the ground as Goldust stomps away at Hardy on the mat. Goldust grabs Hardy by his hair and pulls him up to his feet. Goldust grabs Hardy by his head and throws Hardy head first through the windshield of the gold limo. The glass of the windshield shatters as Hardy rolls to the ground with blood spewing from his head. Goldust grabs his title and gets into his limo and drives away as Hardy is down and out on the parking lot ground.
J.R. : Somebody get some help out there for Jeff Hardy! Hardy is down and appears to be seriously hurt!
King : Jeff Hardy played with fire and he just got burnt! I told ya J.R., Goldust is unstoppable!
J.R. : We'll be back with more action!
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Vader Calls 911
We return from the commercial as Vader is standing in the parking lot signaling for an ambulance to pull up. The ambulance backs up into the parking lot as Vader walks in front of the ambulance.
Vader : You see this Sabu!! Take a good long hard look at this ambulance! Does it look familiar? I'm sure it does, because its the ambulance I sent you riding in after I took the stretcher you were laying on and threw it off the ramp at Ring of Passion!!! You should have been smart, after I beat you down at Ring of Passion, you should have stayed down!! But no, you had to live up to your name of being the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying Sabu and comes back last week!! Well guess what Sabu, you made the biggest mistake of your life!!! Because know you woke up the angry giant! You woke up the man they call Vader!!!! Because I'm calling you out to go one on one in a stretcher match at Temperature Rising!!
Vader pulls the doors of the ambulance out and takes the stretcher out of the back. Vader walks away from the ambulance with it.
Vader : Its time Sabu!! Its time you take your last ride on this stretcher!! Its VADER TIME!!!!!!
Vader looks at the camera with fury. As Sabu runs up behind him and nails with a chair shot to the back. Vader turns around in pain as Sabu nails him in the head with the chair to knock him down to the ground. Sabu throws the chair down and then whips him head first into the ambulance. Sabu unloads with right hands to the face of Vader to knock Vader over to the stretcher. Sabu clotheslines Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu then straps Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu then points to the sky. Sabu walks over to the ambulance and sits in the driver's seat. Sabu turns the ambulance on as the crowd is going crazy. Sabu turns the key in the ignition and looks at Vader on the stretcher in front of him. Sabu puts his foot on the gas as Vader quickly breaks the strap on the stretcher and rolls out of the way as Sabu runs into the stretcher with the ambulance. The stretcher is totally destroyed. Sabu rolls the window down and throws a Temperature Rising shirt at Vader. As the crowd erupts.
J.R. : SABU ALMOST RAN OVER VADER ON THAT STRETCHER!!! I think its safe to say Sabu has accepted Vader's challenge to the stretcher match by throwing that t-shirt at him!!! Sabu and Vader in a stretcher match in just two weeks!!!
King : Sabu almost killed Vader!!! Sabu almost ran Vader over with that ambulance!!! Sabu has completely lost his mind!!!
Mysterio wants Justice
The camera pans backstage to Iron Sheik sitting in his office drinking a bottle of beer, while talking on the phone.
Iron Sheik (on the phone) : Every ting goin great Linda. I make official match right now for Temperature Rising, tag team match. Million Dollar Man and JBL versus Al Snow and George the animal Steel with Eugene as special guest referee! Maybe I let him have some of my beer and he count to three this time.
Rey Mysterio bursts into Sheik's office.
Iron Sheik : I call you back later Linda. What you want Power Ranger!
Rey Mysterio : I want some justice, Rob Van Dam took off with my Money in the Bank briefcase! And I want it back! I want my briefcase and I want Rob Van Dam one on one.
Jim "the anvil" Neidhart Vs. Triple H
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first representing D-generation X and being led to the ring by Shawn Michaels, the game, Triple H!!!
DX's theme sounds as HHH and HBK make their way down the ramp. Both men slide into the ring and stand side by side and do their signature crotch chop of green pyro explodes in the ring to make an X. HBK goes to the outside of the ring as HHH stands in the middle of the ring and stares at the entrance way. The Hart Foundation theme sounds as the crowd comes to their feet.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, making his way down the ramp. Representing the Hart Foundation and being led to the ring by Bret "hit man" Hart, Jim "the anvil" Neidhart!
Bret and Anvil make their way down the ramp to a huge reception from the fans. Anvil slides in the ring as Bret stands by the ring post and cheers him on. Anvil walks to the middle of the ring as HHH also walks to the middle of the ring. Both men are face to face in the middle of the ring. HHH smacks Anvil across the face. Anvil then backs away and then runs at HHH and tackles him to the mat and unloads with right hands to the head of HHH. Anvil picks HHH up and unloads with hard right hands to the head, backing HHH against the ropes. Anvil unloads with chops to the chest of HHH as he is leaning against the ropes. Anvil then whips HHH into the ropes and then ducks down in the middle of the ring. As HHH comes off the ropes Anvil hits a huge backbody drop. HHH pulls himself up on the ropes as Anvil runs at HHH and attempts to clotheslines him, but HHH drops down and pulls the top rope down causing Anvil to go flying over the ropes and down to the arena floor. HBK begins to walk over to Anvil as Bret also walks over near Anvil. Both men stay in their respective corners as Anvil gets to his feet and stares at HHH. HHH tells Anvil to "suck it!" Anvil rolls back in the ring as HHH runs at Anvil as Anvil hits a headlock takedown on HHH. Anvil has got HHH locked in a headlock on the mat. Anvil is applying more and more pressure on the mat. HHH slowly fights to his feet and unloads with elbows to the stomach of Anvil. HHH then hits a side slam on Anvil to break the hold. HHH quickly gets to his feet and signals for the pedigree. HHH stalks Anvil as he slowly gets to his feet. Anvil turns around as HHH kicks him in the stomach and hooks him up for the pedigree. Anvil reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him. HHH is on the mat as Anvil slingshots HHH into the turnbuckle. HHH comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as Anvil scoops him up in a bearhug. Anvil walks to the middle of the ring with HHH and has the bearhug locked in on HHH in the middle of the ring. HBK is yelling for HHH to not tap out. But Anvil is squeezing the life out of HHH. The referee asks HHH if he wants to quite but HHH says no. The referee lifts HHH's arm once and it drops. The referee lifts HHH's arm a second time and it drops again. The referee lifts his arm for the third and final time as HHH's arm stays in the air and shakes with fury. HHH punches Anvil in the head multiple times. Anvil breaks the hold as HHH grabs Anvil by the wrist and whips him into the ropes. Anvil comes off the ropes as HHH steps out of the way and throws Anvil over the ropes and down to the arena floor at HBK's feet. HBK drops to the arena floor and chokes Anvil out on the arena floor as HHH distracts the referee.
J.R. : Look at this, Shawn Michaels is choking out Jim "the anvil"Neidhart on the arena floor! What the hell is the meaning of this!
King : Well the heartbreak kid is doing what he has to do, if he wants DX to get the win over the Hart Foundation! Look at Shawn choking out Anvil! Ought oh, here comes Bret Hart!
HBK quickly lets go off the hold and picks Anvil up to roll him back in the ring. HHH quickly walks over to him and hovers over him as he unloads with right hands to the face of Anvil on the mat. HHH whips Anvil into the turnbuckle. As Anvil is in the turnbuckle, HHH runs at him and clotheslines him in the turnbuckle. HHH then grabs Anvil and perches him up on the top rope. HHH climbs to the second rope and hits a huge suplex off the second rope on Anvil. Both men are down as half the crowd is behind Anvil and the other half is behind HHH. HHH gets to his feet first and walks over to Anvil to pull him up to his feet. HHH hooks Anvil up for a ddt, but Anvil reverses and drives HHH into the turnbuckle. Anvil grabs onto the second rope and drives his shoulder into HHH's stomach over and over again. Anvil then climbs to the second rope and hovers over HHH as he punches him in the head as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7--8-9 HHH hooks Anvil's legs and powerbombs him to the mat. HHH then grabs Anvil's legs and looks at Bret and tells him to "suck it". HHH locks in the sharpshooter on Anvil in the middle of the ring. HHH is completely mocking Bret on this one as he has got the sharpshooter locked in. Bret jumps on the apron and yells at HHH. The referee argues with Bret as HBK slides under the ropes and into the ring. As he stomps away at Anvil while HHH still has the sharpshooter locked in. Bret then steps through the ropes and into the ring as he pushes the referee down to the mat and then runs at HBK to clothesline him over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Bret then nails HHH with a right hand to the head to break the hold. Anvil gets to his feet and picks HHH up as he whips him into the ropes. Bret runs into the opposite ropes, as HHH comes off the ropes Anvil grabs him and lifts him up for Bret to come off the ropes and hit the hart attack on HHH. HHH is down on the mat as the crowd is on their feet out of respect for the Hart Foundation.
J.R. : THE HART ATTACK!! HART ATTACK BY THE HART FOUNDATION!!!
King : Calm down J.R.! Your gonna give yourself a hart attack. We haven't seen that move since the 80's Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart's finsihing move the Hart Attack on Triple H! The Game is down!
The referee gets to his feet and throw Bret out. The referee orders Bret to leave the ringside area and go to the back. Bret is enraged but goes to the back just the same. HHH is still down near the ropes. Anvil makes the cover as the referee counts 1-2- HBK reaches in the ring and puts HHH's foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Anvil then gets to his feet and pulls HHH up by his hair. Anvil whips HHH into the ropes as HHH comes off the ropes, Anvil hits a huge powerslam on HHH. Anvil then stays on top of HHH for the pin as the referee counts 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up. The referee argues with Anvil in the middle of the ring. HHH rolls over to Anvil and hits a low blow that the referee doesn't see. HHH gets to his feet and turns Anvil around and hits a pulling piledriver on Anvil. He is down on the mat as HHH runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a kneedrop on Anvil. HHH gets to his feet and signals for the pedigree. Anvil slowly gets to his feet as the referee stands behind him. HHH kicks Anvil in the stomach and hooks him up for the pedigree but Anvil reverses and sweeps HHH's legs out from under him and is trying to put HHH in the boston crab. HHH pushes Anvil off of him and into the referee to sandwhich the referee in between Anvil and the turnbuckle. The referee is knocked out. Anvil turns around and tries to wake up the referee. Meanwhile, HHH gets to his feet and spins Anvil around to kick him in the stomach and hit the pedigree in the middle of the ring. HHH makes the cover but the referee is knocked out. HHH walks over to the referee and tries to wake him up as Bret runs down the ramp with a steel chair. Bret slides the chair in the ring next to Anvil, who is laid out on the mat. HBK sees this and reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer and hands it to HHH. Anvil grabs the chair and gets to his feet. Neither man knows the other one is armed with a weapon. Both men turn to face each other at the same time as Anvil swings the chair at HHH. HHH ducks the chair shot and nails Anvil in the side of the head with the sledge hammer. Anvil goes down to the mat in a heep. HHH throws the sledge hammer out of the ring and makes the cover as the referee rolls over and slowly makes the count 1-------2------3!!!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Triple H!!!
J.R. : What a hard fought match we just witnessed!! If this is any indication of what's in store for Temperature Rising when the Hart Foundation takes on DX, then we are in for one hell of a treat!
King : D-generation X has the momentum going into Temperature Rising after a big win for Triple H! Jim Neidhart still hasn't moved from that sledge hammer shot! Wait a minute, Bret Hart is looking for revenge!
HBK and HHH are celebrating in the ring as Bret slides into the ring and grabs the chair and nails HHH in the head with the steel chair. He then rams the chair into HBK's stomach and then nails him across the back with the steel chair. Bret then throws the chair down and picks up the sledge hammer. Bret looks at both HBK and HHH. Bret brings the sledge hammer high over his head. When out of nowhere, Chyna runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to low blow Bret. Bret is hunched over in pain, as Chyna spins Bret around and ddts Bret in the middle of the ring. Bret and Anvil are down in the ring. As HBK, HHH, and Chyna raises their hands together in victory in the middle of the ring as DX's theme plays.
J.R. : The Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna has arrived on the scene of spam!! This must have been what DX meant by getting the band back together!! DX is now offically one-hundred percent reunited!
King : DX sure is looking good going into Temperature Rising in two weeks!! With Chyna back with DX there is no telling what may happen next!! The Hart Foundation better think of a way to even the odds and fast!!!
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Temperature Rising Commercial : A bitter rivalry! (A shot of Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart face to face is shown) One historical match! (A shot of Bret and Shawn batteling at Ring of Passion is shown) Two legendary forces will reunite as the temperature rises! Bret "hit man" Hart and Jim "the anvil" Neidhart reunite as the Hart Foundation to take on Shawn Michaels and Triple H with Chyna in their corner as D-generation X! Temperature Rising just two weeks away!
Undertaker speaks
We return as the lights in the arena are out as the gong sounds. The crowd erupts as fire shoots up from the ramp. Undertaker then makes his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. Undertaker walks up the steps and lifts his arms as the lights come back up. Undertaker steps into the ring.
Undertaker : Two weeks ago, I stepped inside the Elimination Chamber and came within inches of becoming the spam Heavyweight Champion. While I didn't become the spam Chamion, I did raise quite a bit of hell in that Chamber. Then last week, I came within inches of defeating Hulk Hogan and becoming the number one contender. I just wanna let Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair know that it doesn't matter which one of you win at Temperature Rising, because I have my eye set on the Championship title. I don't care who I have to go through to get there, but I gurantee a very dark future for the spam Champion. So weather its Flair or Hogan that become champion, it really doesn't matter because one of you are going straight to the depths of hell and the spam title is going around my waist!! Someone is going to rest in peace!
Undertaker raises his arms and rolls his eyes back. The lights go dim and Undertakers theme sounds. Suddenly, Umaga slides in the ring behind Undertaker. The crowd is in shock, as Undertaker turns around Umaga hits a huge superkick to the head, knocking Undertaker to the mat. The lights come back up as Umaga stomps away at Undertaker and then hits a headbutt on Undertaker on the mat. Umaga pulls Undertaker up to his feet and signals for the samoan spike. Umaga then hits the samoan spike with all his might, taking Undertaker to the mat with all his might. Undertaker is down on the mat as Umaga taunts the crowd. Undertaker tries to sit up but Umaga runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a legdrop on Undertaker. Umaga then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Umaga looks down at Undertaker and hits a huge big splash off the top rope on Undertkaer. Undertaker is down and out on the mat. As Armondo Estrada walks out on the ramp and signals for someone to come out. The druids come walking down the ramp speaking tounges as they carry a casket to the ring. The druids put the casket right next to the ring and open the casket up. Umaga rolls Undertaker into the casket and slams the casket door shut. Umaga stands in the ring and taunts the crowd. Estrada gives Umaga a hand. As the crowd boos. Suddenly a gong sounds, the lights go out, and a lightning bolt strikes the casket. When the lights come back on the casket door is open and Undertaker is not in the casket.
King : WHAT?!?! UNDERTAKER?!?!
J.R. : MY GOD KING, THE UNDERTAKER HAS SOMEHOW ESCAPED FROM THAT CASKET!! The Undertaker is no longer in that casket!
King : Yea but where is he?!?! Look at Estrada looking all over the place is disbelief! The druids have disappeared also!
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J.R. : Well there is no telling where things may go from here. But one thing is for sure, the temperature is rising and in two weeks we come to you live on pay per view for Temperature Rising! It has just been announced that JBL and the Million Dollar Man will represent the Billion Dollar Brotherhood as they take on Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel with Eugene as the special guest referee.
King : Hahahaha, hopefully this time Eugene will be able to count to three. We also found out earlier on that Rey Mysterio will take on Rob Van Dam again but this time, the Money in the Bank briefcase will be on the line. But the Money in the Bank briefcase wont be the only thing up for grabs, Jeff Hardy will take on Goldust in a Backlot Brawl match for the Intercontinental Championship. Jeff Hardy has a second chance can he go all the way. Then it will be Sabu taking on Vader in a stretcher match. There is no telling what Sabu and Vader will do to each other this time. Only one thing is for sure, that someone is going away on a stretcher.
J.R. : And last week we found out two of the most powerful forces in pro wrestling history will step into the ring as D-generation X takes on the Hart Foundation. This one promises to be a classic. And then Ric Flair puts the spam Championship on the line against the immortal Hulk Hogan! Two legends batteling for the richest prize in the game. Plus Iron Shiek vows to find out who has been behind the recent attacks that have been going on! All of this in two weeks at Temperature Rising!
I Saw What You Did
Umaga and Estrada are walking backstage as Iron Shiek comes up behind them and yells for them to wait up.
Iron Shiek : I saw what you did to Undertaker! You one crazy sob! Iron Shiek like that! That why I gonna put you on card for Temperature Rising! Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam match for Money in Bank briefcase is now triple threat match! Rob Van Dam versus Rey Mysterio versus Umaga in triple threat match for briefcase. Good luck you crazy mother @!!@#$!!
Temperature Rising Commercial : For years it has been debated. Who is the bigger star in professional wrestling! Is it the nature boy Ric Flair or the immortal Hulk Hogan! But no its gonna beyond words, its personal! (A shot of Flair hitting Brooke is shown) Ric Flair will defend the spam Championship as Hulk Hogan attempts to take home the gold and get revenge for the sake of his daughter! Hulk Hogan takes on Ric Flair for the spam Championship! Temperature Rising, just two weeks away!
Ric Flair Vs. Hulkamania (Zack Gowen, Brutus "the barber" Beefcake, and Brian Knobbs)
3 on 1 Handicap Match
Howad Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is a three on one handicap match! Introducing first the spam Heavyweight Champion, the nature boy Ric Flair!
Ric Flair makes his way down the ramp dressed in a very fancy robe with the spam championship title around hsi waist. The referee holds the ropes open for Flair as he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Zack Gowen's theme plays as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, representing Hulkamania, Hulk Hogan's biggest fan, Zack Gowen!
Gowen makes his way down the ramp and stops at the bottom of the ramp. The Nasty Boy's theme then sounds. The crowd comes to their feet and applauds the legendary Brian Knobbs as he makes his way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And his tag team partner. Hulk Hogan's best friend, Brian Knobbs!!
Knobbs comes down the ramp and stands next to Gowen and looks on at Flair in the ring. Knobbs and Gowen turn around and point to the entrance way as Brutus Beefcake's theme hits. The crowd erupts. As Beefcake comes down the ramp with his sheers.
Howard Finkel : And their tag team partner, Hulk Hogan's former tag team partner, Brutus "the barber" Beefcake!!
Beefcake comes down the ramp and taps both Gowen and Knobbs on the shoulder. As all three men run into the ring, Flair runs out of the ring. Knobbs, Beefcake, and Gowen all stand next to each other and decide who should be the first legal man. Knobbs is the first legal man as Flair comes back in the ring. The bell sounds as Knobbs and Flair lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Flair locks Knobbs in a headlock. Knobbs elbows Flair in the stomach multiple times and then whips him into the ropes. As Flair comes off the ropes Knobbs hits a huge arm drag. Flair gets to his feet near the ropes as Knobbs runs at him, Flair steps to the side and throws Knobbs over the ropes. Knobbs goes down to the arena floor, as Flair steps through the ropes and onto the apron. Flair runs on the apron and jumps off to attempt to hit a double ax handle, but Knobbs moves to the side and punches Flair in the stomach. Flair is bent over in pain as Knobbs grabs Flair by the head and walks Flair over to the steel steps and slams him head first off the steel steps. Knobbs then rolls Flair back in the ring and follows behind. Knobbs attempts to pull Flair to his feet, but Flair hits a low blow when the referee isn't looking. Knobbs is hunched over as Flair chops him across the chest to make him stand up straight. Flair backs Knobbs into the turnbuckle and continues to chop Knobbs across the chest. Flair attempts to whip Knobbs into the turnbuckle, but Knobbs reverses and sends Flair into the turnbuckle. Flair comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as Knobbs hits a huge backbody drop on Flair. Knobbs then makes the tag to Gowen.
J.R. : Here he comes, one of the most inspiring superstars ever to grace a squared circle, Zack Gowen!! Ya gotta admire the heart of this young athlete!!
King : Look at this Zack Gowen is going air bourne he's on the top rope!
Gowen hops to the top rope and hits a perfect dropkick to Flair. Flair goes down to the mat, as Gowen pulls him up to his feet and unloads with right hands on Flair. Gowen then whips Flair into the turnbuckle. Gowen hops over to Flair and monkey flips Flair out of the tunrbuckle and down to the mat. Flair is down on the mat as Gowen goes to the top rope and is signaling for the moonsault. The crowd comes to their feet in exctiement. Flair also gets to his feet and runs into the ropes to cause Gowen fall off the top rope and down to the mat. Flair stomps away at Gowen on the mat. Flair picks Gowen up and htis a scoop slam in the middle of the ring. Flair then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Flair jumps off the top rope and hits a huge kneedrop off the top rope. Flair gets to his feet and "Wooooos!" to taunt the crowd. Flair then pulls Gowen up to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle. Flair chops Gowen across the chest in the turnbuckle and then props him up on the top rope. Flair climbs to the top rope as Gowen unloads with right hands to Flair. Gowen pushes Flair off the top rope and onto the mat. Gowen stands up on the top rope and hits a huge shooting star press off the top rope on Flair. Gowen rolls off Flair and makes his way towards Knobbs and Beefcake. Flair is down on the mat. Gowen is getting closer and closer as Flair rolls over and grabs Gowen by the leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring. Flair stomps away at Gowen's leg. Flair pulls Gowen up to his feet and draps Gowen over his shoulder for running powerslam. Gowen slides off Flair's back and hits a dropsault on Flair.
J.R. : Gowen takes down Flair and he has got to make the tag!! Gowen has got to get the tag!!
King : Zack Gowen is making his way towards Beefcake and Brian Knobbs right now! And Gowen gets the tag!! And here comes Brutus the barber Beefcake!!
Gowen tags in Beefcake. He hops over the top rope as Flair is on his hands and knees begging off. Beefcake kicks Flair in the stomach and pulls him up to his feet. Beefcake hits an inverted atomic drop on Flair. He then whips Flair into the ropes as Flair comes off the ropes, Beefcake picks him up and hits an airplane spin on Flair in the middle of the ring. Beefcake puts Flair down as Beefcake unloads with jabs to the face over and over again. Flair is stunned as he backs away from Beefcake, walks forward and falls to the mat. Beefcake taunts the crowd as Flair slowly gets to his feet. Beefcake scoop slams Flair right near the ropes. Beefcake then hops to the second rope and drives his fist into Flair's head. Flair rolls away in pain and gets to his feet. Beefcake whips Flair into the turnbuckle and then runs at him in the turnbuckle and clotheslines Flair in the turnbuckle. Beefcake then climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the face of Flair as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Beefcake jumps down and grabs Flair by the head as he walks him across the ring over to Knobbs and Gowen. Knobbs lifts his arm as Beefcake shoves Flair's head into Knobbs arm pit. The crowd erupts in excitement. Beefcake then tags Knobbs in and hits a snap suplex on Flair. Knobbs climbs up to the top rope and hits his signature elbow drop off the top rope on Flair. Knobbs makes the cover for the 1-2- Flair gets his shoulder up at the last second. Knobbs pounds the mat out of anger. He then attempts to pull Flair up to his feet, but Flair grabs Knobbs by his waist and lifts him up to drop him throat first on the top rope. Knobbs makes a blind tag to Beefcake. Knobbs is still stunned in the ring as Flair runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit a chopblock. Knobbs appears to have twisted his ankle and rolls to the outside of the ring in pain. Beefcake climbs to the top rope and hits a double ax handle. Beefcake looks over the ropes to see if Knobbs is ok, meanwhile Flair reaches into his tights and pulls out a handful of powder.
J.R. : WAIT A MINUTE FLAIR HAS GOT POWDER! RIC FLAIR HAS GOT A HANDFUL OF BABY POWDER!
King : Hold on Zack Gowen! Gowen is in the ring!
Gowen gets in the ring and dropkicks Flair, causing Flair to throw the powder in his own eye. Flair is blinded as he stumbles around the ring. Beefcake comes up behind him and locks him in the sleeperhold. The crowd totally goes crazy as Beefcake has got Flair in the sleeperhold. Gowen goes to the outside of the ring and helps Knobbs to the back in the midst of all this chaos. Flair appears to be fading. Flair reaches into his trunks and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. As the referee is making sure Gowen is helping Knobbs to the back. Flair nails Beefcake in the side of the head with the brass knuckles. Flair then grabs Beefcake's leg and locks him in the figure four leglock. Flair has got Beefcake in the figure four in the middle of the ring as the referee turns around. Beefcake has no other choice but to tap out. The bell sounds.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, the nature boy, Ric Flair!!
Flair has still got the figure four locked in and wont let go off the hold. Beefcake is squeeling in pain as the crowd explodes with boos. Flair will not let go off the hold as the bell rings over and over again. Suddenly, Hogans theme sounds. Flair quickly lets go of the hold and reaches through the ropes and grabs his title. Beefcake rolls out of the ring in pain. Hogan comes down the ramp with Brooke Hogan by his side. Hogan slides in the ring and spears Flair to the mat, causing the belt to drop to the mat. Hogan pounds away with hard right hands on Flair on the mat. Hogan pulls Flair up to his feet and unloads with hard right hands to the head. Hogan then whips Flair into the ropes. Flair comes off the ropes as Hogan hits a big boot to take Flair down to the mat. Hogan then runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the legdrop. Hogan then picks Flair up and holds his hands behind his back as Brooke steps in the ring. Brooke goes face to face with Flair and then winds back and is about to slap Flair. Until Flair extends his leg backwards and kicks Hogan in between the legs. Hogan is in pain, but non the less spins Flair around and runs at Flair to clothesline him, but Flair ducks and Hogan clothesline Brooke to the mat. Brooke falls to the mat as he head slams off the mat. Brooke is knocked out cold and is not moving. Flair grabs the championship belt and nails Hogan in the head to knock him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Flair drops to his knees and hovers over Brooke. Flair is screaming for everyone to get away from Brooke. Flair then grabs Brooke by the mouth and gives her mouth to mouth in the middle of the ring as the crowd is shocked.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHAT THE HELL DOES RIC FLAIR THINK HE IS DOING!!! RIC FLAIR HAS COMPLETLY CROSSED THE LINE!!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE FAST!!
King : Ric Flair is giving Brooke Hogan mouth to mouth in the middle of the ring! Somebody better get some help out here for Brooke Hogan!! Brooke is completely out cold!!
J.R. : WHAT IS THIS RIC FLAIR HAS GOT BROOKE!!! RIC FLAIR IS CARRRYING BROOKE HOGAN OUT OF THE RING!!!!
King : HOLD ON!!! WHERE IS HE TAKING HER!!! WHERE IS RIC FLAIR TAKING BROOKE HOGAN!?!?!!? FIRST FLAIR GAVE BROOKE MOUTH TO MOUTH AND NOW HES KIDNAPING HER!!! WHERE IS HE TAKING HER?!!?!
J.R. : SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP RIC FLAIR!!! WHERE ALL OUT OF TIME, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND CHECK OUT THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
