GARDEN BURGERS ARE F'N NASTY!!!

Alright, so I buy these burgers that are not burgers. They're like, organic, leaf, patties or whatever. My wife is on a health kick, which means I am on a health kick apparently.

So like, she gets em, and so far some of the greeny liberal "save the earth and whip your ass with lettuce" foods are okay, especially after it's been post ass whip contaminated.

BUT THIS crap IS NASTY!!!

I am warning you, like, so hardcore. DO NOT EAT A GARDEN BURGER!!!

And if you eat garden burgers on a regular basis, then you sir and/or mam, are the worst enemy of god and Steven Segal.

Steven Segal could kick someones ass, which means, he doesn't eat garden burgers on a regular basis.

Seriously

you ever seen him in any movies? He's a in bad ass.

Chuck Norris, Segal could flick his wrist in some weird way and kill a guy. I'VE SEEN IT DONE!!!!!!

My dog pissed on the floor again, she will never learn.

I hope you didn't read this.

Because if you did, then you're a tool.

MX5, you're a tool cause I know you read this entire crap piece I call a post.

You tool.

And C-4 read it, cause he is just a crap piece.