Post by thecrapper on Oct 30, 2009 13:40:10 GMT -5
Show #166
The show opens up with the 2009 TNCW Draft and here are the results:
To Sewerside:
1. Mongo McMichael
2.Lodi
3. Boogeyman
4. Steve Blackman
5. Chris Pontious
6.A-train
7.Jason the Terrible
8. Viscera
9.Super Crazy
10. Johnny Polo
To TNCW:X
1. Jay Leno
2. Nailz
3. Tank Abbott
4. Kama
5.Akeem
6.Grandmaster Sexy
7.DJ Gabriel
8.Snitsky
9.Super Porky
10. Arachnaman
There are also two trades
Sewerside gets Steve-O and Psycosis and X gets Ken Patera and Heidenreich
123 Kid vs A-Train
Winner: 123 Kid with the Bronco Buster in 9:47
Mexicools vs Papa Shango and Boogeyman
Winner: Shango and Boogeyman when Boogeyman pinned Super Crazy in 5:45
123 Kid is shown walking in a hall way. He hears a noise coming from behind him, so he yells Whos there? No one answers. He hears another noise this time its the music from Friday the 13th. He goes to find out where its coming from and it ends up being just A-train watch one of the Friday the 13th movies. Kid then goes to get a drink, he hears noises coming from the bathroom. He goes to see what it is, it ends up being Tugboat taking a crap. Kid smells it and runs out crying, he ruuns into the arenas kitchen, he hides behind a counter. He then hears a chopping sound. He gets up slowly to see Jason the Terrible holding a knife. Kid screams like a women and faints. We find out that Jason was just making himself something to eat. Jason shrugs and continues making the food.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs Gillberg
Winner:Gillberg in 7:48 with a cradle roll-up
Eugene and some kids are shown in the back trick or treating to the different locker rooms. They get to Steve-O and Pontious locker room. Steve and Chris give the kids a bunch of candy they tell Eugen to let them see his bag they have a special Halloween prize for him. The take the bag and shut the door, When the door opens moments later, they give Eugene back is back and wish them a Happy Halloween. Eugene looks in his bag and starts to cry. We see that Steve and Chris took all his candy and replaced it with crap from Dave Englund. Eugene runs off crying as the kids laugh. Braden Walker comes up to tell them Halloween Knock,Knock joke but the kids just walk away. The Shockmaster is next, he gives each of them one of his Classic Figures. One of the kids says this sucks and throws it at Shockmaster hitting him in the balls causing him to fall over and his helmet falls off. They get to the final locker room, the kids knock but no one answers. They knock again. This time a noise is heard from behind the door. The door swings open and leather face appears with a chainsaw. The kids run off screaming and Leather face chases them. Leather Face catches one of them, he hits the kid in the head with a hammer and drags him in to his locker room, after the door shuts we hears a chainsaw again and moments later blood is seen coming from beneath the door.
The Mountie(c) vs Zeus for the WTF title
Winner: Mountie in 2:59 with a Shoulder Breaker
The Shockmaster vs Steve-O
Winner: Shockmaster in 8:07 with a Headlock takedown
Meat and Big Dick Johnson(c) vs Lenny and Lodi for the Tag Belts
Winner:Meat and BDJ in 6:17 when Meat pinned Lodi
Lord Hugo is shown walking in the back with the world title on his shoulder. He stops and picks up a piece of candy. He opens it up goes to take a bite but he is wearing his hockey mask so he cant eat it. He gets mad and throws the candy and it once again hits Shock Master in the crotch. Hugo shrugs and runs off. Shockmaster is shown crying and holding his crotch.
Johhny Polo vs Braden Walker
Winner: Johnny Polo in 2:44 with a Diamond Cutter from the top rope
David Arquette vs Jim Ross
Winner: Jim Ross in 7:22 with a lowblow and a school boy
Chris Pontious vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 6:25 with the Dominator
TNCW:X #26
We see Freddy's House from Nightmare on Elm Street. Heidenreich is outside. DJ Gabriel and Kama are dressed as the little girls who sing the One, Two, Freddys after you song. Though this time it One, Two, Porky's coming for you. .. Three, Four, He's gonna eat some more. . . Five, Six, a bucket of drum sticks. seven, eight, Taco Bell is open late. .. Nine, Ten, Then sid runs up and powerbombs them both. Heidenreich goes inside. He goes downstairs and winds up in the boiler room. He hears metallic scraping but its just "Hardcore" Ken Patera wrapped in barbed wire walking too close to the pipes. Then Heidenreich sees someone bust threw the wall, and yell OH YEAH!!!!!!! He replies Kool-aid man?. .. Oh, its just Mark Henry. Then we see Super Porky stab Mark Henry with a Freddy Claw hand while holding a ham in the hother hand. Heidenreich then wakes up on a bench in the locker room covered in his own urine. Snitsky walks by and goes it wasn't my fault.
Kiss Demon/Adam Bomb vs Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera
Winner: Kiss Demon/Adam Bomb in 4:57 when Demon pinned Bam with a School Boy Rollup
Grandmaster Sexay and DJ Gabriel vs Ice Train and Arachnaman
Winner:Grandmaster Sexay and DJ Gabriel in 4:31 when DJ pinned Ice Train
Sid is shown running through the halls screaming. Everyone in confused. Sid stops running long enough to powerbomb DJ Gabriel while still screaming. He then Keeps running. Ken Patera asks virgil what sids scared of, Virgil replies nothing . .. . he just stuck a squirrel down his pants again. Doink runs up laughing. Virgil says, That explains it, Ken Patera replies and I thought Russo was nuts. Doink says Nuts, that reminds me and then punches Virgil in the nuts,
Akeem vs Ken Patera
Winner:Ken Patera in 4:35 with a Pump Handle Slam
Mr.America vs Double J
Winner: Mr.America in 4:01 with a Powerslam
We have a special costume party, with a concert. A battle of the bands between Mini Kiss and Crap Kiss(Kiss Demon, Khali, Mantuar, and Ice Train dressed as the members of Kiss) Khali does vocals and screams it all up. Sid powerbombs all of Mini Kiss while Snitsky shoots off fireworks that light the stage on Fire.
Doink vs Tank Abbott
Winner: Tank Abbott in 7:51 with Nail in the coffin
Super Porky vs Mantaur
Winner:Mantaur in 5:10 with a Powerslam
Heidenreich/Snitsky vs K-fed/Leno
Winner:Heidenreich/Snitsky in 2:37 when Heidenreich pinned K-fed with a powerbomb
Ryan Dunn vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Ryan Dunn in 13:45 with a powerbomb from the top rope in a massive upset
The show opens up with the 2009 TNCW Draft and here are the results:
To Sewerside:
1. Mongo McMichael
2.Lodi
3. Boogeyman
4. Steve Blackman
5. Chris Pontious
6.A-train
7.Jason the Terrible
8. Viscera
9.Super Crazy
10. Johnny Polo
To TNCW:X
1. Jay Leno
2. Nailz
3. Tank Abbott
4. Kama
5.Akeem
6.Grandmaster Sexy
7.DJ Gabriel
8.Snitsky
9.Super Porky
10. Arachnaman
There are also two trades
Sewerside gets Steve-O and Psycosis and X gets Ken Patera and Heidenreich
123 Kid vs A-Train
Winner: 123 Kid with the Bronco Buster in 9:47
Mexicools vs Papa Shango and Boogeyman
Winner: Shango and Boogeyman when Boogeyman pinned Super Crazy in 5:45
123 Kid is shown walking in a hall way. He hears a noise coming from behind him, so he yells Whos there? No one answers. He hears another noise this time its the music from Friday the 13th. He goes to find out where its coming from and it ends up being just A-train watch one of the Friday the 13th movies. Kid then goes to get a drink, he hears noises coming from the bathroom. He goes to see what it is, it ends up being Tugboat taking a crap. Kid smells it and runs out crying, he ruuns into the arenas kitchen, he hides behind a counter. He then hears a chopping sound. He gets up slowly to see Jason the Terrible holding a knife. Kid screams like a women and faints. We find out that Jason was just making himself something to eat. Jason shrugs and continues making the food.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs Gillberg
Winner:Gillberg in 7:48 with a cradle roll-up
Eugene and some kids are shown in the back trick or treating to the different locker rooms. They get to Steve-O and Pontious locker room. Steve and Chris give the kids a bunch of candy they tell Eugen to let them see his bag they have a special Halloween prize for him. The take the bag and shut the door, When the door opens moments later, they give Eugene back is back and wish them a Happy Halloween. Eugene looks in his bag and starts to cry. We see that Steve and Chris took all his candy and replaced it with crap from Dave Englund. Eugene runs off crying as the kids laugh. Braden Walker comes up to tell them Halloween Knock,Knock joke but the kids just walk away. The Shockmaster is next, he gives each of them one of his Classic Figures. One of the kids says this sucks and throws it at Shockmaster hitting him in the balls causing him to fall over and his helmet falls off. They get to the final locker room, the kids knock but no one answers. They knock again. This time a noise is heard from behind the door. The door swings open and leather face appears with a chainsaw. The kids run off screaming and Leather face chases them. Leather Face catches one of them, he hits the kid in the head with a hammer and drags him in to his locker room, after the door shuts we hears a chainsaw again and moments later blood is seen coming from beneath the door.
The Mountie(c) vs Zeus for the WTF title
Winner: Mountie in 2:59 with a Shoulder Breaker
The Shockmaster vs Steve-O
Winner: Shockmaster in 8:07 with a Headlock takedown
Meat and Big Dick Johnson(c) vs Lenny and Lodi for the Tag Belts
Winner:Meat and BDJ in 6:17 when Meat pinned Lodi
Lord Hugo is shown walking in the back with the world title on his shoulder. He stops and picks up a piece of candy. He opens it up goes to take a bite but he is wearing his hockey mask so he cant eat it. He gets mad and throws the candy and it once again hits Shock Master in the crotch. Hugo shrugs and runs off. Shockmaster is shown crying and holding his crotch.
Johhny Polo vs Braden Walker
Winner: Johnny Polo in 2:44 with a Diamond Cutter from the top rope
David Arquette vs Jim Ross
Winner: Jim Ross in 7:22 with a lowblow and a school boy
Chris Pontious vs Lord Hugo(c) for the World Title
Winner: Lord Hugo in 6:25 with the Dominator
TNCW:X #26
We see Freddy's House from Nightmare on Elm Street. Heidenreich is outside. DJ Gabriel and Kama are dressed as the little girls who sing the One, Two, Freddys after you song. Though this time it One, Two, Porky's coming for you. .. Three, Four, He's gonna eat some more. . . Five, Six, a bucket of drum sticks. seven, eight, Taco Bell is open late. .. Nine, Ten, Then sid runs up and powerbombs them both. Heidenreich goes inside. He goes downstairs and winds up in the boiler room. He hears metallic scraping but its just "Hardcore" Ken Patera wrapped in barbed wire walking too close to the pipes. Then Heidenreich sees someone bust threw the wall, and yell OH YEAH!!!!!!! He replies Kool-aid man?. .. Oh, its just Mark Henry. Then we see Super Porky stab Mark Henry with a Freddy Claw hand while holding a ham in the hother hand. Heidenreich then wakes up on a bench in the locker room covered in his own urine. Snitsky walks by and goes it wasn't my fault.
Kiss Demon/Adam Bomb vs Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera
Winner: Kiss Demon/Adam Bomb in 4:57 when Demon pinned Bam with a School Boy Rollup
Grandmaster Sexay and DJ Gabriel vs Ice Train and Arachnaman
Winner:Grandmaster Sexay and DJ Gabriel in 4:31 when DJ pinned Ice Train
Sid is shown running through the halls screaming. Everyone in confused. Sid stops running long enough to powerbomb DJ Gabriel while still screaming. He then Keeps running. Ken Patera asks virgil what sids scared of, Virgil replies nothing . .. . he just stuck a squirrel down his pants again. Doink runs up laughing. Virgil says, That explains it, Ken Patera replies and I thought Russo was nuts. Doink says Nuts, that reminds me and then punches Virgil in the nuts,
Akeem vs Ken Patera
Winner:Ken Patera in 4:35 with a Pump Handle Slam
Mr.America vs Double J
Winner: Mr.America in 4:01 with a Powerslam
We have a special costume party, with a concert. A battle of the bands between Mini Kiss and Crap Kiss(Kiss Demon, Khali, Mantuar, and Ice Train dressed as the members of Kiss) Khali does vocals and screams it all up. Sid powerbombs all of Mini Kiss while Snitsky shoots off fireworks that light the stage on Fire.
Doink vs Tank Abbott
Winner: Tank Abbott in 7:51 with Nail in the coffin
Super Porky vs Mantaur
Winner:Mantaur in 5:10 with a Powerslam
Heidenreich/Snitsky vs K-fed/Leno
Winner:Heidenreich/Snitsky in 2:37 when Heidenreich pinned K-fed with a powerbomb
Ryan Dunn vs The Great Khali(c) for the King of the Crap title
Winner: Ryan Dunn in 13:45 with a powerbomb from the top rope in a massive upset
