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Post by Lemmy on Feb 7, 2010 9:32:54 GMT -5
Everyone loves Raymond... except Chuck Norris.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Feb 7, 2010 11:04:57 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, He pushes the world down.
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Post by OverTheEdge on Feb 7, 2010 11:06:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Not my favorite, but it's a good one that wasn't posted yet.
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Post by johncena12 on Feb 7, 2010 12:30:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Post by AV1 on Feb 7, 2010 15:52:10 GMT -5
chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter
when you say noone is perfect chuck norris takes this as a personal innsult
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Post by " The Chosen One" Jeff Relling on Feb 7, 2010 22:34:39 GMT -5
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Feb 7, 2010 22:41:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can bulid a log cabin on the sun.
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Post by BigDaddyChacon on Feb 8, 2010 0:37:00 GMT -5
Everyone loves Raymond... except Chuck Norris. LMAO!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! |
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Post by Lemmy on Feb 8, 2010 13:20:34 GMT -5
Everyone loves Raymond... except Chuck Norris. LMAO!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! I loved it when I first heard it  . |
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Post by jango1891 on Feb 8, 2010 13:30:11 GMT -5
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad.
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Post by Dan. on Feb 8, 2010 16:06:01 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed you're obviously not Chuck Norris
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2010 16:19:58 GMT -5
Chuck Norris puts his pants on, one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, he then kills people. Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.  |
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Post by lilbuerck on Feb 8, 2010 18:52:32 GMT -5
in a fight between batman and superman, chuck norris would win
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Post by kimb0slic3 on Feb 8, 2010 19:07:04 GMT -5
If chuck norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars chuck norris has more money
chuck norris has a 3rd fist under his beard
only 2 things can survie a nuke , cockroches and chuck norris
and one of my favs Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about lol
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Post by kimb0slic3 on Feb 8, 2010 19:13:08 GMT -5
here's anthor one paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper but you wanna know what beats um all ANSWER:Chuck norris
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Post by kimb0slic3 on Feb 8, 2010 19:13:57 GMT -5
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
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Post by thenextedge on Feb 9, 2010 13:42:28 GMT -5
chuck norris is so tough everytime he blinks he takes out countries
chuck norris is so cool he went to the virgin island when he came back it wasn't calloed that anymore
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2010 18:11:09 GMT -5
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Post by wccwmaster on Feb 9, 2010 19:19:22 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not becuase chuck norris is affarid of the dark, it's becuase the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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Post by mikeyboy4321 on Feb 9, 2010 21:03:36 GMT -5
Some kids wear Superman pajamas to bed, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
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