Squared²
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IT'S ME AUSTIN
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Post by Squared² on Feb 6, 2010 21:14:23 GMT -5
mine is chuck norris can kill 2 stones with on bird and jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land. gimmie ur best 1.
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Post by Epic Z on Feb 6, 2010 21:20:08 GMT -5
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Post by johncena12 on Feb 6, 2010 21:27:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure of cancer, but he never cries.
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Ben
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Post by Ben on Feb 6, 2010 22:01:07 GMT -5
Chuck Norris ate a whole box of AlphaBits cerel and proceded to crap out the entire works of Edgar Allen Poe.
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Post by Johnny on Feb 6, 2010 23:11:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2010 23:14:51 GMT -5
Walker told me I have aids.
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Sabin
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Post by Sabin on Feb 6, 2010 23:54:22 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure of cancer, but he never cries. that one wins. /thread
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Post by Angel Beast on Feb 7, 2010 0:05:34 GMT -5
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Feb 7, 2010 0:14:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has a lever in his house. When he pulls it, a random clip from The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien plays.
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Post by Slay on Feb 7, 2010 0:25:55 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by Hurricane on Feb 7, 2010 1:37:11 GMT -5
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Feb 7, 2010 1:46:21 GMT -5
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Post by officespace on Feb 7, 2010 2:46:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't watch T.V, T.V watches Chuck Norris
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Post by legionofsemidoom on Feb 7, 2010 3:29:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris invented dynamite to cure his indigestion
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee didnt fight in real life, If they had the world would have exploded
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Post by Hurricane on Feb 7, 2010 3:31:23 GMT -5
".... and on the second day, Chuck Norris created God".
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Villa
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BEAST
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Post by Villa on Feb 7, 2010 3:33:54 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris walks in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Mr. Blonde.
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Post by Mr. Blonde. on Feb 7, 2010 3:45:30 GMT -5
Bruce Campbell kicked Chuck Norris's ass.
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Dynamito™
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Post by Dynamito™ on Feb 7, 2010 7:38:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep,he waits. ;D
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Post by gordon on Feb 7, 2010 7:45:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Post by downwardspiral: Hostility on Feb 7, 2010 9:29:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.........twice
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