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FWU-The Fantasy Wrestling Universe
All Wrestlers From All Eras
Warzone Episode One
*We open with a logo of a steel cage, with "Warzone" written in bold red letters inside of it. We then cut to a huge sold out arena, with red and white fireworks exploding off from the entrance ramp into the ceiling as the fans cheer. The camera pans around to Joey Styles, Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler sitting at their announcers table*
JS: Welcome wrestling fans, to the FWU and THIS IS WARZONE!
JL: These fireworks are hurting my ears guys!
JR: These fans are hurting mine King, this is the first episode ever of Warzone and it is going to be an amazing showing, guaranteed!
JS: Due to Warzones logo, WE decided that the main event should be none other than a steel cage match between the team of Hunter Hearst Helmsley-Triple H, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and XPac and Roaddog against the team of The Rock and Mankind teaming with the Hardy Boys, Jeff and Matt!
JR: And when Joey says WE, he means WE, because me-Jim Ross and Joey Styles and Jerry the King Lawler are the owners of FWU!
JL: Yeah guys, the commentary also makes the decisions!
Match One
Too Cool (Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay) (0-0)
Versus
Picture Perfect (Edge and Christian) (0-0)
. Match Starts with Too Cool dancing to the delight of the crowd and Edge and Christian attacking them for major heel heat
. Match starts with Scotty Too Hotty and Edge
. Too Cool dominate match for a while with quick paced teamwork
. Scotty Too Hotty hits a tornado ddt from the top rope and Grandmaster Sexay hits his Sexy Drop (Flying, Top rope leg drop) on Christian, but Edge interrupts the count
. Match gets settled again, and Edge and Christian dominate Scotty
. Scotty eventually tags Grandmaster who comes in full of energy and beats up PP a bit
. The match ends after Edge whips Scotty into the ring post on the outside knocking him out as Christian nails Sexay with the Unprettier for the win
Winners: Picture Perfect (Edge and Christian) (1-0)
After the match, Edge puts on Scotty's hat as Christian puts on Sexay's tuque. They then go to the outside and grab a video camera and tripod from under the ring and Christian sets it up inside the ring as Edge grabs Scotty and throws him into the ring. Picture Perfect then video tape themselves dancing over Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay. But Rikishi comes out and takes out both Edge and Christian, throwing them out of the ring before helping Too Cool up to the delight of the fans.
*Commercials*
We come back to backstage where The Rock is at a concession stand asking for a bottle of water. The Rock looks away and looks at the camera where he removes his sunglasses and winks at the camera for major cheers. He turns back and Mister Socko is at the counter. The Rock looks shocked as the camera laughs. The Rock asks "Where is my damn water sock head!" and Mr. Socko dissappears below the counter and comes by up with a waterbottle in its mouth. The Rock says thank you and walks away, and while walking away he screams back..."And take a shower, you stink!"
We then cut into the parking lot where DX's Roaddog, Billy Gunn and XPac are walking around the cars. They seem to be lookig for something and Billy Gunn asks "Which car is his"...They then come upon a car with its liscense plate reading "The Rock" and parked beside it is a red bicycle with a plate on it saying "Mankind". Roaddog smiles and says "Do it bro". XPac pulls out a spray can and spray paints DX on The Rock's car in bright green paint, getting major heel heat from the crowd.
Match Two
Chris Jericho (0-0)
Versus
D'Lo Brown (0-0)
Before the match started D'Lo Brown came out being backed up by The Godfather and Farooq. D'Lo Brown then called Jericho a racist and white supremesist and Chris Jericho looked like he had no idea what he was talking about. D'Lo then proceeded to say "Pretend all you want Jericho, but right now I'll show you the power of the blackness". Godfather and Farooq left for the back as the match started.
. D'Lo Brown starts the match aggressively with a fury of right hands and a THUNDEROUS poweslam
. Jericho gains a bit of momentum back after hitting a beautiful springboard dropkick and then a perfect moonsault
. The match then went to the outside of the ring where Jericho proceeded to knock D'Lo around with a steel chair, which was made legal by co-owner Joey Styles
. D'Lo gained power back with a superkick to the steel chair sending it back into Jericho's face
. It ended when the match went back into the ring, Jericho went for a moonsault, but D'Lo moved and then locked in a Camel Clutch on the hurt Jericho, forcing Jericho to tap out
Winner: D'Lo Brown (1-0)
*Commercials*
Match Three
Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Geurrero) (0-0)
Versus
Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) (0-0)
. The match started with Eddie trying to playing mind games with Ray but Ray wouldn't fall for them and started dominating Eddie with hard suplexes and body slams
. Booker T came in and started giving Eddie some huge chops and clotheslines against the turnbuckle, but Eddie ducked out and dropkicked Booker into the turnbuckle and tagged in Chavo
. Chavo and Eddie used sly teamwork to dominate Booker T with quick flips over the ropes and from the turnbuckles
. Ray had had enough and pulled a solid ebony baseball bat from under the ring and came into the ring and knocked Chavo in the head with it sending him to the outside and the bell rang calling the Disqaulification of Harlem Heat
Winners: Los Geurreros (Eddie and Chavo Guerrero) (1-0)
After the match though Harlem Heat were not done, Booker T regained composure and lifted Eddie up. Booker T then threw Eddie with an Irish whip towards Ray who swung the bat full out on Eddie's face, almost flipping Eddie over completely. Eddie lay on the mat, blood forming around his face. Ray then lifted Eddie up and threw Eddie with another Irish whip at Booker who knocked Eddie's head off with a thunderous superkick! Harlem Heat then left Eddie in the ring and walked back up the entrance ramp receiving major heel heat. Chavo comes in the ring to help his uncle out.
Cut to the parking lot to a well dressed AJ Styles getting out of limo followed by two beautiful women, AJ sees the camera and takes off his shades. He says stay tuned to Warzone, because up next he's taking down Chris Benoit...IN STYLE.
*Commercials*
Match Four
Chris Benoit (0-0)
Versus
AJ Styles (0-0)
. The match started with Styles being a bit on the cocky side which Benoit quickly took advantage of taking Styles down and locking him in an armbar which Styles quickly grabbed the ropes
. Benoit dominated for a little while, before Styles hit a springboard moonsault reverse DDT on Benoit much to the awe of the fans
. Styles dominated using unique high flying moves
. At one point Styles threw Benoit to the outside and came flying out after him hitting a shooting star press from the top rope to the outside on top of Benoit
. Benoit then regained control again with a drop toe hold into a headlock and then a headlock takedown
. In the end Styles hit a Pheonix splash onto Benoit for the win
Winner: AJ Styles (1-0)
When we come back from commercials, we see a steel cage lowering to the ring as the crowd is buzzing. When the cage finally closes around the ring, the DX theme song hits and the fans boo like crazy as Hunter Hearst Helmsley followed by Stephanie McMahon, Shawn Michaels and then Roaddog and X Pac. They enter the cage via the door and slide into the ring, Helmsley has a microphone.
HHH: I would like to know the point to even proceeding with this match? (boos) You know you're going to lose Rocky, DX runs this federation now, so no matter what you're going to lose in the end. (boos) Why risk wrecking up our faces when we could just call off the match now and give us the win? (louder boos)
Shawn Michaels takes the microphone away from Helmsley and chews his gum obnoxiously into the microphone.
HBK: Now hold on there for a secon' Hunter, I gotta give tha man some credit. He's gotta a lotta balls if he wants to come out here and takes us on in a steel cage (mixed reaction). Ya know what, come out here guys, and I'll make cut ya a deal. Free sweet chin music all around!'
DO YOU SMELLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!
The fans chant huge as The Rock and Mankind followed by the Hardy Boys rush the ring.
Main Event
Degeneration X (Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Roaddog and Xpac) (0-0)
Vs
The Rock, Mankind and The Hardy Boys (0-0)
. The match started as a full out brawl inside the ring. Jeff Hardy dropkicked Roaddog up and over the top rope to the outside as Matt tossed XPac out also with a thud
. Helmsley and The Rock spent most of the match targeting each other, with Rocky really laying it into Helmsley with the right hands and smacking his head off the steel cage. At one point The Rock nailed Helmsley with a sickening DDT onto the steel ring steps giving Helmsley a nasty gash.
. Mankind was going at it with Michaels and at one point tried to slip him Mr. Socko, but Michaels raked the eyes to get out of it. After that, Mankind attempted a piledriver on Michaels onto the steel ring steps but Michaels dropped out and gave him a superkick sending him flying into the steel cage
. Jeff Hardy tried to escape the cage at one point by climbing up but Roaddog climbed up and after him and smashed his face off the cage, sending Hardy flying back onto the ground with a sickening thud.
. The end came when everyone was down and out on the outside of the ring and Michaels and The Rock had a stare down in the middle of the ring. They went at it for a few seconds with right hands and eventually the Rock went for a rock bottom, but Michaels elbowed his way out and nailed the Sweet Chin Music on him! Michaels was taunting a little and then went down for the pin, but right as the ref went down for the count the bell rang! As this was happening in the ring, Mankind had managed to climb up and out of the cage to win the match!
Winners: The Rock, Mankind and The Hardy Boys (1-0)
JS: OH MY GAWWDDD!
JL: WHAATT?!!
JR: BAH GAWD! What a great ending for Mankind!
JL: Great ending, Shawn Michaels got screwed!
JS: Screwed ?! That was amazing, I didn't even know Mankind was capable of climbing that fast!
JL: You know what Joey, I'd have to agree with you on that last part..
JS: You're fat.
JR: Well that's all you big f*gs, tune in to Warzone next week for more heart racing action!
Copyright Real Deal productions (c)
Your anus may now proceed bleeding.
I deeply advise you not to read, or you may have to sign up for the pain olympics or become a jar squatter.
FWU-The Fantasy Wrestling Universe
All Wrestlers From All Eras
Warzone Episode One
*We open with a logo of a steel cage, with "Warzone" written in bold red letters inside of it. We then cut to a huge sold out arena, with red and white fireworks exploding off from the entrance ramp into the ceiling as the fans cheer. The camera pans around to Joey Styles, Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler sitting at their announcers table*
JS: Welcome wrestling fans, to the FWU and THIS IS WARZONE!
JL: These fireworks are hurting my ears guys!
JR: These fans are hurting mine King, this is the first episode ever of Warzone and it is going to be an amazing showing, guaranteed!
JS: Due to Warzones logo, WE decided that the main event should be none other than a steel cage match between the team of Hunter Hearst Helmsley-Triple H, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and XPac and Roaddog against the team of The Rock and Mankind teaming with the Hardy Boys, Jeff and Matt!
JR: And when Joey says WE, he means WE, because me-Jim Ross and Joey Styles and Jerry the King Lawler are the owners of FWU!
JL: Yeah guys, the commentary also makes the decisions!
Match One
Too Cool (Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay) (0-0)
Versus
Picture Perfect (Edge and Christian) (0-0)
. Match Starts with Too Cool dancing to the delight of the crowd and Edge and Christian attacking them for major heel heat
. Match starts with Scotty Too Hotty and Edge
. Too Cool dominate match for a while with quick paced teamwork
. Scotty Too Hotty hits a tornado ddt from the top rope and Grandmaster Sexay hits his Sexy Drop (Flying, Top rope leg drop) on Christian, but Edge interrupts the count
. Match gets settled again, and Edge and Christian dominate Scotty
. Scotty eventually tags Grandmaster who comes in full of energy and beats up PP a bit
. The match ends after Edge whips Scotty into the ring post on the outside knocking him out as Christian nails Sexay with the Unprettier for the win
Winners: Picture Perfect (Edge and Christian) (1-0)
After the match, Edge puts on Scotty's hat as Christian puts on Sexay's tuque. They then go to the outside and grab a video camera and tripod from under the ring and Christian sets it up inside the ring as Edge grabs Scotty and throws him into the ring. Picture Perfect then video tape themselves dancing over Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay. But Rikishi comes out and takes out both Edge and Christian, throwing them out of the ring before helping Too Cool up to the delight of the fans.
*Commercials*
We come back to backstage where The Rock is at a concession stand asking for a bottle of water. The Rock looks away and looks at the camera where he removes his sunglasses and winks at the camera for major cheers. He turns back and Mister Socko is at the counter. The Rock looks shocked as the camera laughs. The Rock asks "Where is my damn water sock head!" and Mr. Socko dissappears below the counter and comes by up with a waterbottle in its mouth. The Rock says thank you and walks away, and while walking away he screams back..."And take a shower, you stink!"
We then cut into the parking lot where DX's Roaddog, Billy Gunn and XPac are walking around the cars. They seem to be lookig for something and Billy Gunn asks "Which car is his"...They then come upon a car with its liscense plate reading "The Rock" and parked beside it is a red bicycle with a plate on it saying "Mankind". Roaddog smiles and says "Do it bro". XPac pulls out a spray can and spray paints DX on The Rock's car in bright green paint, getting major heel heat from the crowd.
Match Two
Chris Jericho (0-0)
Versus
D'Lo Brown (0-0)
Before the match started D'Lo Brown came out being backed up by The Godfather and Farooq. D'Lo Brown then called Jericho a racist and white supremesist and Chris Jericho looked like he had no idea what he was talking about. D'Lo then proceeded to say "Pretend all you want Jericho, but right now I'll show you the power of the blackness". Godfather and Farooq left for the back as the match started.
. D'Lo Brown starts the match aggressively with a fury of right hands and a THUNDEROUS poweslam
. Jericho gains a bit of momentum back after hitting a beautiful springboard dropkick and then a perfect moonsault
. The match then went to the outside of the ring where Jericho proceeded to knock D'Lo around with a steel chair, which was made legal by co-owner Joey Styles
. D'Lo gained power back with a superkick to the steel chair sending it back into Jericho's face
. It ended when the match went back into the ring, Jericho went for a moonsault, but D'Lo moved and then locked in a Camel Clutch on the hurt Jericho, forcing Jericho to tap out
Winner: D'Lo Brown (1-0)
*Commercials*
Match Three
Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Geurrero) (0-0)
Versus
Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) (0-0)
. The match started with Eddie trying to playing mind games with Ray but Ray wouldn't fall for them and started dominating Eddie with hard suplexes and body slams
. Booker T came in and started giving Eddie some huge chops and clotheslines against the turnbuckle, but Eddie ducked out and dropkicked Booker into the turnbuckle and tagged in Chavo
. Chavo and Eddie used sly teamwork to dominate Booker T with quick flips over the ropes and from the turnbuckles
. Ray had had enough and pulled a solid ebony baseball bat from under the ring and came into the ring and knocked Chavo in the head with it sending him to the outside and the bell rang calling the Disqaulification of Harlem Heat
Winners: Los Geurreros (Eddie and Chavo Guerrero) (1-0)
After the match though Harlem Heat were not done, Booker T regained composure and lifted Eddie up. Booker T then threw Eddie with an Irish whip towards Ray who swung the bat full out on Eddie's face, almost flipping Eddie over completely. Eddie lay on the mat, blood forming around his face. Ray then lifted Eddie up and threw Eddie with another Irish whip at Booker who knocked Eddie's head off with a thunderous superkick! Harlem Heat then left Eddie in the ring and walked back up the entrance ramp receiving major heel heat. Chavo comes in the ring to help his uncle out.
Cut to the parking lot to a well dressed AJ Styles getting out of limo followed by two beautiful women, AJ sees the camera and takes off his shades. He says stay tuned to Warzone, because up next he's taking down Chris Benoit...IN STYLE.
*Commercials*
Match Four
Chris Benoit (0-0)
Versus
AJ Styles (0-0)
. The match started with Styles being a bit on the cocky side which Benoit quickly took advantage of taking Styles down and locking him in an armbar which Styles quickly grabbed the ropes
. Benoit dominated for a little while, before Styles hit a springboard moonsault reverse DDT on Benoit much to the awe of the fans
. Styles dominated using unique high flying moves
. At one point Styles threw Benoit to the outside and came flying out after him hitting a shooting star press from the top rope to the outside on top of Benoit
. Benoit then regained control again with a drop toe hold into a headlock and then a headlock takedown
. In the end Styles hit a Pheonix splash onto Benoit for the win
Winner: AJ Styles (1-0)
When we come back from commercials, we see a steel cage lowering to the ring as the crowd is buzzing. When the cage finally closes around the ring, the DX theme song hits and the fans boo like crazy as Hunter Hearst Helmsley followed by Stephanie McMahon, Shawn Michaels and then Roaddog and X Pac. They enter the cage via the door and slide into the ring, Helmsley has a microphone.
HHH: I would like to know the point to even proceeding with this match? (boos) You know you're going to lose Rocky, DX runs this federation now, so no matter what you're going to lose in the end. (boos) Why risk wrecking up our faces when we could just call off the match now and give us the win? (louder boos)
Shawn Michaels takes the microphone away from Helmsley and chews his gum obnoxiously into the microphone.
HBK: Now hold on there for a secon' Hunter, I gotta give tha man some credit. He's gotta a lotta balls if he wants to come out here and takes us on in a steel cage (mixed reaction). Ya know what, come out here guys, and I'll make cut ya a deal. Free sweet chin music all around!'
DO YOU SMELLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!
The fans chant huge as The Rock and Mankind followed by the Hardy Boys rush the ring.
Main Event
Degeneration X (Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Roaddog and Xpac) (0-0)
Vs
The Rock, Mankind and The Hardy Boys (0-0)
. The match started as a full out brawl inside the ring. Jeff Hardy dropkicked Roaddog up and over the top rope to the outside as Matt tossed XPac out also with a thud
. Helmsley and The Rock spent most of the match targeting each other, with Rocky really laying it into Helmsley with the right hands and smacking his head off the steel cage. At one point The Rock nailed Helmsley with a sickening DDT onto the steel ring steps giving Helmsley a nasty gash.
. Mankind was going at it with Michaels and at one point tried to slip him Mr. Socko, but Michaels raked the eyes to get out of it. After that, Mankind attempted a piledriver on Michaels onto the steel ring steps but Michaels dropped out and gave him a superkick sending him flying into the steel cage
. Jeff Hardy tried to escape the cage at one point by climbing up but Roaddog climbed up and after him and smashed his face off the cage, sending Hardy flying back onto the ground with a sickening thud.
. The end came when everyone was down and out on the outside of the ring and Michaels and The Rock had a stare down in the middle of the ring. They went at it for a few seconds with right hands and eventually the Rock went for a rock bottom, but Michaels elbowed his way out and nailed the Sweet Chin Music on him! Michaels was taunting a little and then went down for the pin, but right as the ref went down for the count the bell rang! As this was happening in the ring, Mankind had managed to climb up and out of the cage to win the match!
Winners: The Rock, Mankind and The Hardy Boys (1-0)
JS: OH MY GAWWDDD!
JL: WHAATT?!!
JR: BAH GAWD! What a great ending for Mankind!
JL: Great ending, Shawn Michaels got screwed!
JS: Screwed ?! That was amazing, I didn't even know Mankind was capable of climbing that fast!
JL: You know what Joey, I'd have to agree with you on that last part..
JS: You're fat.
JR: Well that's all you big f*gs, tune in to Warzone next week for more heart racing action!
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Your anus may now proceed bleeding.
