Rebecca Blacks Friday Fun Party Results: April 8th

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Matt Steel: Usually when I watch people getting chained up with leather restraints, it’s women..


Matthew Werner: And like those sex types that you watch so frequently, it’s about to get really bloody..


ZMaster pulls the chain tight on his end, the chain hanging in the air tight. Referee calls for the bell to start the match. ZMaster uses his significant height and weight advantage to pull at the chain, pulling several of the links of the chain to him. Schneider swings the chain like a jump rope and smacks ZMaster on the wrist with it.[/color]


Matt Steel: That’s different.


Matthew Werner: As a father of two girls, I have to assume that’s not the first time Schneider has swung a jump rope.


Matt Steel: I bet his daughters don’t jump rope on a chain.. Then again, they are HIS daughters..


ZMaster grasps at his wrist. Schneider runs in for the assault, showering ZMaster in stiff wild punches. ZMaster grabs some chain and whips Schneider right in the stomach with it. Schneider backs away. ZMaster grabs full slack of the chain and swings it high over head, whipping Schneider right across the back with it.[/color]


Matt Steel: That is a thick ass chain. You can see how thick the links are..


Matthew Werner: It’s a thick linked logging chain. Look at Roddy Piper. If that chain hits an ear.. It’s going to do permanent damage.


ZMaster on the offensive on Schneider, but he foolishly steps into a Willie E Coyote like loop trap and Schneider easily takes the big man off his feet with one jerk. Schneider mounts The Master and begins a ground and pound offense, ignoring the chain even though it is accidentally whipping Master in the chest, face, and top of the head on every strike.[/color]


Matthew Werner: I find it really interesting that Schneider has barely used the chain in this match.


Matt Steel: Really? I don’t.


Matthew Werner: Why?


Matt Steel: Because he’s mentioned like 20 times since the PPV that he doesn’t want to use weapons any more? King Kraig is a dick for booking him in this type of match.


ZMaster throws Schneider off. Schneider gets to his feet. Master rushes at him, going for a spear, but catches a big Schneider knee right to the face. ZMaster is stunned. Schneider goes to the corner and grabs his jacket. He reaches into the pocket, but comes back empty handed.[/color]


Matt Steel: Usually when he goes to the jacket, he comes back with skewers.


Matthew Werner: The skewers are clearly missing this week, and we can only assume where they are, or were..


Matt Steel: Are you accusing..?


Matthew Werner: I’m not accusing of anything. Johnny Knight had skewers. He doesn’t usually have skewers. Schneider’s skewers are missing. Do the math.


ZMaster, having recovered from the knee, comes after Schneider with the slack of the chain. Schneider, thinking fast, throws the skewer-less hoody in ZMaster’s face and proceeds to pummel him with punches, hockey style. Master is able to get the hoody off of his face quickly and slugs Schneider with the chain. Predictably, Schneider goes to the ground in a heap.[/color]


Matthew Werner: You can talk about worked wrestling matches all you want, but that’s a thick metal chain and a giant of a man swinging it.


Matt Steel: Schneider’s going to be so intellectually- disabled after that punch he’s going to mistake his ex wife for his daughter and try to rape her this time.


Matthew Werner: EASY MAN, WAY over the line there..


Schneider gets to his feet, albeit woozy. He’s got blood running down his forehead and a considerable goose egg from the chain shot. ZMaster with a clothesline attempt, Schneider ducks it. Schneider pulls all the slack of the chain to him and locks ZMaster in a really goofy variant of the chicken wing. Schneider walks to the front of ZMaster, pulling at the chicken wing as he does so, and wrapping the chain around ZMaster’s neck.[/color]


Matthew Werner: Now this is an interesting hold if nothing else. He’s got ZMaster’s arm chicken winged, with the chain and leather wrist restaint being what’s holding the chicken wing in place. Then, to hold that, he’s got the chain wrapped around ZMaster’s neck, so to get any slack in the chain, ZMaster basically has to strangle himself.


Matt Steel: Saw 8: Coming soon.


With ZMaster now a one armed man, Schneider goes to work with close combat. A few kicks to Master’s legs send the big man stumbling to the mat. Schneider yells to Percy Jackson, who throws him in a steel chair. Schneider doesn’t waffle Master with the chair as expected, but instead laces ZMaster’s feet through the back of the chair, the curved piece that stops you from falling out. Master, still chicken winged by the chain, can do nothing to fight off this attack. Schneider pulls the chair up, effectively Boston Crabbing ZMaster, but he‘s not done. He puts the bottom bar of the chair, the brace on the bottom, over ZMaster‘s head and across his neck. ZMaster is now either Boston Crabbing himself if he chooses not to be choked, or choking himself to relieve the Boston Crab, in addition to the chain chicken wing.[/color]


Matthew Werner: You going to try to call this move? Cause I‘m not..


Matt Steel: ZMaster is tied up seven ways from Sunday here, Matthew. His arm is tied to his neck, his foot Boston Crabbed to his neck with a chair. And Schneider is just standing back and admiring his handy work.

Schneider, standing as far as the slack in the chain allows him to, instructs the referee to ask ZMaster if he submits.[/color]


Matthew Werner: If ZMaster does submit here, it may be the first submission in wrestling history where the attacker isn‘t touching the attackee.


Matt Steel: Who even thinks of tying an opponent up like this? I‘ve seen some kinky bondage porn, but this is even out of my realm of imagination..


ZMaster does not give up, so Schneider decides to make the hold even more complex, rolling ZMaster from his stomach to his back, which puts the chair flat on the mat and ZMaster standing on his head, still locked in both submissions. He starts to gag from the two chokers.[/color]


Matt Steel: Is he being choked by the chain or the chair?


Matthew Werner: Does it matter?


Matt Steel: Not really. I was just curious. Don‘t bite my head off, grumpy ass.


Matthew Werner: I am THIS CLOSE to quitting, man. We seen a wrestling chicken nugget team with a wrestling milk shake earlier tonight, and now we‘re seeing your sickest bondage fantasies carried out.


Matt Steel: Nah, my bondage fantasy would be that hot little thing Samantha all tied up like this.


Matthew Werner: …….dude, she‘s like 12..


Schneider gathers up the links of the chain in his hand and whips them down, striking ZMaster right in the ribs with them with a whipping motion. ZMaster gags and gasps for air. Schneider instructs the referee to ask for a submission. Master, with no air, declines, so Schneider smacks him in the ribs with the chain again.[/color]


Matthew Werner: I don’t understand the logic of not submitting here. You’re tied up with three of your four limbs, your fourth in no position to unhook the ties, two restraints across your neck, and a madman is standing over you beating you in the ribs with a chain.


Matt Steel: I’ve seen men pay good money for this exact sort of thing, except it was a hot chick in leather doing the beating.


Schneider demands another submission request. Referee does as he’s asked, but ZMaster declines the submission again. Schneider whips the chain down again, this time targeting the bent knee of ZMaster. Unfortunately, he misses the knee and whacks the chair, allowing ZMaster to free his legs. He gets to his feet, his arm still tied to his neck. Schneider grabs the chair and wraps it around ZMaster’s skull with a VICIOUS chair shot.[/color]


Matt Steel: Should’ve stayed down, man. He’s beating you like his red headed step child.


Matthew Werner: ZMaster couldn’t even get his hands up to protect himself on that, considering one arm is still tied to his neck..


Master falls to his knees. Schneider winds up the chair again and blasts ZMaster right in the face with a golf style swing. The chain BREAKS on this swing, as does the chair, a big piece of the back flying into the crowd.[/color]


Matt Steel: Well hell.. The chain’s broken. Now what?


Matthew Werner: I have to assume he hit a weak spot of the links, and with enough force to just split the chain in half..


Schneider holds the mangled chair in his hands as ZMaster untangles his arm from his neck. Master has blood trickling from underneath his mask thickly. Schneider stares him down with a deranged look on his face, then swings the chair with full force, wrapping the metal around ZMaster’s skull perfectly. ZMaster goes DOWN like a tree in the woods. Schneider pushes ZMaster’s legs apart with his foot. He gathers the links of the chain on his end of the broken chain in his hand. Schneider bounces off the ropes, then drops a Million Dollar Man like fist drop right to the testicles of ZMaster.[/color]


Matt Steel: Well, at least one of the retards in here won’t be breeding. Maybe Schneider will be a sport and let ZMaster do the same to him so we can prevent more little demon spawns from him running around.


Matthew Werner: Do you have some sort of a death wish?


Matt Steel: Freedom of the press. It’s in the constitution. As a documentary maker, you should know this.


Schneider, satisfied with his damage, goes for a cover on ZMaster. ZMaster is still knocked out cold from the chair shot, and Schneider gets an easy three.[/color]


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See? Phillip Schneider, content with winning, leaves the ring.[/color]


The rhythmic opening drum beats of Kanye West’s “Amazing” hit, drawing a pop from the crowd as DGX saunters out from the back once again. He temporarily looks around at the supportive crowd, taking in the cheers, before power walking to the ring cause that’s how he rolls.[/color]


Matthew Werner: And it would appear DGX is here for that answer to his challenge earlier tonight.


Matt Steel: Which is cool I s’pose, though it is worth nothing it’s already been confirmed and thus this is wildly unnecessary.


DGX bounds up the stairs and steps into the ring, walking towards the ropes as he’s handed a microphone by Keri Thames. He waits for the crowd to quite down, which they do because they like him and don’t want to keep him waiting. That’s one of the benefits to being well liked by thousands of people in a room.[/color]


DGX: While I’m sure all of you already saw it, I’m pleased to see just how well-received and receptive the “power” wink, he’s so charming[/color] of the WFWF were towards my idea. But frankly, I couldn’t help but notice EBR’s perpetual mentions of wanting me one-on-one. Naturally, I thought about it and just figured that you know what? If he needs that bone thrown to him I can do that. Looking at the camera[/color] So not to waste any time, E, but if you want me that badly ... I’m here.


The crowd pops. Waaaaaar![/color]


Matthew Werner: Yeah!


DGX remains in the ring, lightly stretching as he awaits the arrival of EBR.[/color]


Matthew Werner: Things could be heating up right here!


With the crowd buzzing in anticipation, their joy is short lived as the familiar sound of “The World Is Yours” by Nas begins to play from the loud speakers. DGX begins to chuckle as King Kraig emerges from the back, a microphone in his hand with Jason Jadoa and Calvin Lee trailing him. They walk towards the ring as Kraig motions for the music to be cut, which it is. That’s power.[/color]


King Kraig: That’s quite enough, DGenerateX. At last I checked you don’t make the rules around here, much less the matches. Ascending the ring steps and through the ropes[/color] You got what you wanted earlier this night. There’s really no need for you to attempt to take over this show, establishing propositions that frankly won’t happen and making these fine fans more rowdy then they need to be.


DGX: Not for nothing, but I called for E ... not you.


King Kraig: That may be correct but someone needs to put an end to your attempts at anarchy. I will not fall for this. I know exactly what you’re up to, DGenerateX.


DGX: That’s too bad because if Indiana Jones V showed us anything, it's that EBR didn't.


He looks at the crowd with a smirk on his face, eliciting a cheer from the crowd at EBR’s expense. What a showman that DGX is.[/color]


King Kraig: There’s no need to take shots at our Heavyweight Champion. You made your decisions and now you get to live with them.


DGX: So are you just his new mouth piece or what? Are these opinions coming directly from EBR or you know ... how is this all working?


King Kraig: Who am I, DGenerateX? I’m the boss.


The crowd boos. Boo that man.[/color]


King Kraig: And while it’s really none of your business, our Heavyweight Champion isn’t out here because he has bigger concerns then that of addressing the demands of a renegade. EBR was courteous enough to agree to defend his half of the Tag Team Title, his half which he rightfully owns just as much as you nonetheless and as such as been given the rest of the night off to prepare for said match.


The crowd boos again. Disappointing.[/color]


King Kraig: Smiling smugly[/color] That match was what you wanted, wasn’t it?


DGX: You know ... in the end it’s really just too bad.


King Kraig: I can cancel the match.


DGX: Nah, not that. That’s cool. Just that I’ve known EBR for, I dunno ... a little under ten years now, and I gotta say, I never knew he was this much of a bitch.


Again, pop at his expense.[/color]


King Kraig: Again, I know what you’re trying to do, DGenerateX.


DGX: I knew he had his quirks and issues but I never thought it’d get to the point that he’d need a puppet master to tell him what he can or can’t do. Then again, I suppose if it took me eight months to get the balls to do something that still utterly failed and fell right into someone else’s hand I’d be a little apprehensive to pull any future triggers. I wouldn’t know from experience but I’m sure it’s rough.


King Kraig: Please, EBR is far too disciplined to let his admirable fighting spirit get in the way of common sense. It’s that delicate balance which makes him the successful Heavyweight Champion he is today.


DGX: Ignoring Kraig[/color] Though, for what it’s worth he was the one who tried to turn on me. Everything considered, you wouldn’t think he’d be the one acting scared. But if you really feel that you need to protect E, that’s cool too.


King Kraig: You can say whatever you want; we’re not going to fall for this.


DGX: It really is too bad. I came out here psyching myself up and anticipating this epic clash that EBR makes it seem like it would be. Though historically what EBR says doesn’t always go down the way he expects it too. See; that time he tried to turn on me.


Kraig looks back at Calvin Lee and Jason Jadoa, both who nod.[/color]


King Kraig: You’re starting to test my patience, DGenerateX. It’s all too evident you didn’t get the message from last week ...


DGX: Damn man, EBR is almost as disappointing as the Miami Dolphins in the past ten years -


That apparently being the straw that breaks the camel’s break, “Power” by Kanye West suddenly hits the loud speakers. DGX throws up his arms in faux shock while Kraig, Jadoa, and Lee all turn towards the entrance way. In a rush, the official EBR break dancers emerge from the back, but before they can begin any routine EBR quickly appears, literally pushing them out of the way as he descends down the ramp and towards the ring.[/color]


Matthew Werner: EBR’s coming for DGX!


After snapping his fingers Kraig points Lee and Jadoa towards EBR. They get between him and the ring, essentially cutting him off and forming a wall. A wall of Calvin Lee and Jason Jadoa.[/color]


King Kraig: Cut that music! Cut that music! EBR, return to the back. We discussed this! This isn’t happening! Turning to DGX[/color] Look what you did! You know what, that’s it! We’re ending the show right here! Everybody, please direct yourselves to the nearest exits. Thank you.


From the outside EBR shouts at Kraig, quite evidently voicing his displeasure. Kraig turns towards EBR, telling him to return to the back. Meanwhile, DGX remains smiling the entire time.[/color]


DGX: Hmm ... gotta say, I didn’t come out here just to talk shop.


With that, DGX drops the microphone and proceeds to kick King Kraig in the face with the Breakdown![/color]


Matthew Werner: Oh!


Kraig drops to the mat to a huge pop from the crowd. Quickly, Calvin Lee slides into the ring as DGX smirks and shrugs, rolling under the bottom rope and jumping over the guardrail into the crowd. After a brief contemplation, Calvin Lee opts to try and help Kraig up to his feet, being joined by Jason Jadoa who has entered the ring at this point.[/color]


Matthew Werner: DGX just hit the President & CEO of the WFWF with the Breakdown!


Matt Steel: This isn’t going to end well for anybody.


Matthew Werner: I hope he realizes what he just did.


DGX begins to make his way up the crowd, gleaming in arrogance as he still faces towards the ring side area, and specifically, EBR.[/color]


Matt Steel: He’s DGX. Of course he does.


EBR eyes DGX down the entire time, visibly fuming as he dwells on another week of being essentially one-upped by DGX. That’s becoming an alarmingly recurring trend at this point. Meanwhile, back in the ring Calvin Lee and Jason Jadoa continue their attempts to bring Kraig back to his feet. The WFWF logo flashes across the bottom of the screen as Kraig finally makes it onto his feet with the aid ... simply to stumble back down as we fade out and the show ends.[/color][/center]

I'm not one to harp on not winning, because I don't really care, but to come back, throw a pretty good RP, and I literally lose in a three sentence throwaway without anything? Not even a mention of Tyme at ringside like in the preview? Just kinda feels like my effort was completely pointless

I edited the Tyme thing in, was my bad on that. But since you've been gone, we switched over to match summaries which are...at most, 6 or so sentences long. If someone wants to write a full match, they can, but if it's myself, E or someone we ask to help us...if we're writing it...it's a summary. If we had to write a full match for every match...we wouldn't have a show up for about a week and a half to two weeks after deadline...ya know?

And also, I'm not one to harp on on-show promo participation if it's not something that's promised to be to me but (and I know y'all didn't promise me anything) even as owner...there's not much I can do to help build other peoples feuds. I can do little things like have them at ringside...but I have no clue what direction y'all want to take your angle so in order for there to be more than a few sentences...I need a promo.i love helping people with promos and I love writing promos but if it's not my feud...even as owner it's not really my place to write a promo as you or Tyme or anyone else if I personally am not an involved party and have no clue what direction you want to take your feud in. You know?

I tihnk a large part of it your choice, and decision. Sure take input from people, but build some feuds yourself as well, act like a booker.

Any other fed I've been in has accepted user inpit, but when they get none, actually put storylines and stuff in themselve,s and if you don't like it, too bad, becauses theres no point in having matches just for the sake of having matches . I wouldn't be mad if you put in a storyline related event I didn't like, because I hadn't come to you about doing something different. But having nothing done, I've never been in a place like that, and not sure if it's truly for me in that case. I don't want to go over every aspect of my feud with you, because I want to actually be surprised by a few ofthe developments, if you know every single thing that's going to happen, or nothing will happen, there is absolutely no fun involved whatsoever

EDIT: So if Tyme has given you some idea,s which he hasn't sent me at all btw, and i haven't given you anything, run them otherwise there sno point in me being here

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tabitha's reign of terror begins again!!!!

Good work on the results. I'm noticing something like this appearing in the results: ÂÂÂ. Is it just my computer or is anyone else seeing it as well?