Post by bigsteviefool on Dec 25, 2006 14:25:08 GMT -5
Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen of the press, My name is Paul Heyman, and I am the owner of American Championship Wrestling. Now, ACW is indeed alive and well, but due to the lack of proper equipment, we are unable to broadcast over live television and internet.
Heyman: I know the press is very curious as to why I called this conference, and that will be answered in due time. I want to bring forth the fact that a lot has changed in ACW, and were already on our 2nd fiscal year!
Heyman: Now we have had plenty of title changes, a new Thursday night brand extension which also brought new championships, and some exceptional matches and superstars. So I have assebled the press here tonight to inform.......
Heyman: That due to a huge Christmas donation to better equipment and new cameras...and not to mention a deal with spam and WF to premier ACW...I am proud to announce a one night only ACW show!!!
Heyman: Thats right, and not only will it be in our original ACW arena, but we will also have our original broadcast colleagues, the "Hardcore Icon" Mick Foley, and Jerry "The King" Lawler!!!
Heyman: Not only that, but we will have original ACW wrestlers from both Monday Night Warzone and Thursday Night Collision competing in the event, including the full time returns of Justin Credible and the New Blood Killaz, and one night stands for guys like Tommy Dreamer and Bam Bam Bigelow!
Heyman: I am also announcing that there will be the first ever BARBED WIRE PIT match to be contesded in ACW pitting Rob Van Dam against the "Man Beast" Rhyno!!! Not only that, but the ACW Champion, Triple H will defend his title against......
Triple H: Woah, woah, hold on Heyman....what do you mean Ill defend my title? Im the damn ACW Champion, why should you be able to choose my matches? Why havent you told me before this that I had a title match? Why do you think you can radomly announce opponents who I have no preparation to fight against?
Heyman: I was about to get to th-
Triple H: Listen up whoever you are, I dont give a damn who I have to face, Ive surived Caged Fury, Ive survived 7' and 500 pounds, Ive been in some brutal and masichistic matches in my days and this will be no different.
Triple H: You see, I hold this coveted championship, helds by greats like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and if my challenger would have the testicular fortitude to come out and present himself to me, I will gladly defend my title. So whoever you are, get your ass out here!
Triple H: Hehe, thats what I thought. You dont have the balls to have a match against Triple H. Ok....I see how it is...lets see, let me just think of something. Hows this, how about its you and me......in...HELL IN A CELL!!!
Heyman: No! Stop, what are you doing here??!
Lady in crowd: OH MY GAWD!!
Triple H: What the fu-
[CRACK]
Crowd: Muffled cheers and small chants
Heyman: Sabu! Sabu, wait until hes your opponent!! Sabu!
Crowd: SA-
IN-BU!! SA-IN-BU!! SA-IN-BU!!
, but a One Night Stand will work. can't wait to see the Barbwire pit match and Hell In a Cell between Sabu & Triple H.