Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Aug 1, 2011 4:50:11 GMT -5
Something about Ricardo's hair and Lucas Oil
RAW returns to Indianapolis, Indiana for an edition of the show sure to be revealing. I mean, come on, a 14-Diva Battle Royal is taking place! At least one wardrobe malfunction is coming out of that one.
John Cena was crowned WWE Champion, last week on RAW, after he beat Rey Mysterio in a 13 minute Match. Mysterio won his first WWE Championship earlier in the night, and Cena understood that, waiting a little over an hour after Rey's Tournament Finals Match to wrestle him for the Title. As Cena celebrated having something other than invisible weights to lift above his head, CM Punk made his return to WWE after an almost eight day break from the company. Controversy has hit RAW and hit it hard, as CM Punk and John Cena appear to both be WWE Champion. Unfortunately, they're using the same Title design. How will the issue be resolved, presumably by WWE COO, Triple H? Will CM Punk and John Cena have a WWE Title Match at the end of the show, setting up Scotty Goldman's return to WWE? Where does Rey Mysterio, the former WWE Champion, fit into all of this?
John Morrison made his return to WWE in Jeans and shoes, attacking R-Truth and getting some retribution for being put on the shelf twice by R-Truth. Will Morrison still be gunning for Truth, this week? How did Morrison's loss to World Heavyweight Champion, Christian on SmackDown effect him? What is R-Truth's condition after being RKO'd on the Announce Table twice by Randy Orton, also on SmackDown, last Friday? Wait, SmackDown guys were allowed to go over RAW guys definitively?
Not much else going on. Dolph Ziggler continues to look for someone who can "FOLLOW [HIM]" in the Ring, and probably on Twitter. Can never have too many people to share abdomen shots with, can you, Cena? Jim Ross made his return to Monday Night RAW, last week, and tonight attempts to call an episode of RAW all the way though for the first time since that hilarious "Enos!?" segment in 2009. Will JR, King and Cole avoid getting booked in Matches and get to call the show? Alex Riley hopes to return to RAW after a week on the same show that had Heath Slater, Santino Marella, Chris Masters and the New Nexus as it's star performers.
What is The Miz's attitude after he lost a WWE Championship Match and ran down quite a few important people in WWE after a jacket-less Josh Mathews asked him for his "thoughts" on losing to start RAW? Who will win the Divas Battle Royal and go on to get stinkfaced by Kelly Kelly at SummerFest? Will the assistant to SmackDown's GM and reigning Internet Champion, Zack Ryder, make it two weeks in a row that he wrestles (and wins) on the Flagship?
RAW returns to Indianapolis, Indiana for an edition of the show sure to be revealing. I mean, come on, a 14-Diva Battle Royal is taking place! At least one wardrobe malfunction is coming out of that one.
John Cena was crowned WWE Champion, last week on RAW, after he beat Rey Mysterio in a 13 minute Match. Mysterio won his first WWE Championship earlier in the night, and Cena understood that, waiting a little over an hour after Rey's Tournament Finals Match to wrestle him for the Title. As Cena celebrated having something other than invisible weights to lift above his head, CM Punk made his return to WWE after an almost eight day break from the company. Controversy has hit RAW and hit it hard, as CM Punk and John Cena appear to both be WWE Champion. Unfortunately, they're using the same Title design. How will the issue be resolved, presumably by WWE COO, Triple H? Will CM Punk and John Cena have a WWE Title Match at the end of the show, setting up Scotty Goldman's return to WWE? Where does Rey Mysterio, the former WWE Champion, fit into all of this?
John Morrison made his return to WWE in Jeans and shoes, attacking R-Truth and getting some retribution for being put on the shelf twice by R-Truth. Will Morrison still be gunning for Truth, this week? How did Morrison's loss to World Heavyweight Champion, Christian on SmackDown effect him? What is R-Truth's condition after being RKO'd on the Announce Table twice by Randy Orton, also on SmackDown, last Friday? Wait, SmackDown guys were allowed to go over RAW guys definitively?
Not much else going on. Dolph Ziggler continues to look for someone who can "FOLLOW [HIM]" in the Ring, and probably on Twitter. Can never have too many people to share abdomen shots with, can you, Cena? Jim Ross made his return to Monday Night RAW, last week, and tonight attempts to call an episode of RAW all the way though for the first time since that hilarious "Enos!?" segment in 2009. Will JR, King and Cole avoid getting booked in Matches and get to call the show? Alex Riley hopes to return to RAW after a week on the same show that had Heath Slater, Santino Marella, Chris Masters and the New Nexus as it's star performers.
What is The Miz's attitude after he lost a WWE Championship Match and ran down quite a few important people in WWE after a jacket-less Josh Mathews asked him for his "thoughts" on losing to start RAW? Who will win the Divas Battle Royal and go on to get stinkfaced by Kelly Kelly at SummerFest? Will the assistant to SmackDown's GM and reigning Internet Champion, Zack Ryder, make it two weeks in a row that he wrestles (and wins) on the Flagship?
See all of this, have all those questions answered and more at 9pm/8c, only on USA Network!
