*Suddenly that familiar tune kicks in:
"He's Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinneeeeeeeeeeesse made.
He's got the red and yellow running through his veins.
He was born and raised in the P.R. of C.
He's got to be inspected, he's Chinese grade.
If you mess with the flag, it's like a slap in his face.
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese, 'nese, 'nese Made!
He's got the yellow stars running through his veins.
He was born and raised a Chinese man.
He has the pride of his country on his sleeve.
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe.
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He was born and raised in the P.R. of C.
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe.
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
He's Chinese made. (Chinese)
Yea, yea, yea, yea.
Chinese made. (Chinese)
Chinese made. (Chinese)
Ohhhhhh he's Chinese made (Chinese)"
Ring announcer: "On the way to the ring, standing 4.5 inches tall and weighing in at 2.12 ounce: Hulkoooooo Hogonnnnnnnnnn!!!"*
Hulko Hogon: "This is the most exciting thing evel, blothel!!! Hulko Hogon has made it to Luby Fusion's place and is leady to take on all comels!!! So watcha gonna do when Hulkomania and the 0.24 inch wolms lun wild on yoooouuuu?
!!!"