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"Anxiety" by the Black Eyed Peas hit and the TitanTron shows a combination of Kenta Kobashi, Samoa Joe, CM Punk, Bret Hart and other wrestler's career highlights before the video cuts to the fireworks on the stage as the capacity crowd scream for Restless #1! We are shown a lot of signs with references to IWOW on them. We are sent to a shot of the commentators, Jeremy Borash and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Borash: Welcome everybody to International World of Wrestling. I'm Jeremy Borash and we're live in the Von Braun Civic Center in Huntsville, Alabama and accompanying me here tonight, Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Lawler: Well thanks Jeremy, we do have an excellant show here at the first Restless! Live on Spike TV and broadcast worldwide in the United Kingdom, United States, Australia, Eygpt and everywhere else!
Borash: We do have a perfect card tonight! First off to start off the show in a trial match, Taka Michinoku, the Japanese Warriors facing everybody's Superman, Chris Hero! Will the management be impressed? We'll find out tonight.
Lawler: Plus for the prestigious IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight titles, the Hardys, the Briscoes, MNM, Hart Foundation 2.0 & the Maximo Brothers collide in a turmoil match! It's gonna be great!
Borash: Also every wrestler on the show will fight until there is only one left in the ring as the Intercontinental title is up for grabs! Imagine thirty 200-pound guys in that ring tearing it up until there is one standing!
Lawler: But this one will not be for the handicapped or young and old, in a match with a glass surrounding the ring for the IWOW Extreme Championship, two old rivals, Sabu and Cactus Jack will battle with fire, barbwire and other weapons of torture!
Borash: Plus in a dream match, Bret Hart, the former WWF Champion will collide with possibly the best guy who was in New Japan Pro Wrestling and hell, even in Japan, Kenta Kobashi.
Lawler: Those two will indefinately steal the show! But then we got three other tournament matches, AJ Styles against CM Punk, Edge facing Dean Malenko and Samoa Joe clashing with Randy Orton.
Match #1: TAKA Michinoku vs. Chris Hero
"Superman" by Eminem hit the arena as Chris Hero confidentally stepped out from the curtains to a crowd of boos. He jogs on the spot for a fe seconds before exclaiming "I'm God!" to the hostile crowd. He wandered up the steps and got into the ring before posing from the second turnbuckle. He dived off and ran off the ropes.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is a Trial Match! Introducing to the ring first, from Metropolis, weighing in at 240 pounds, Chris Hero!
The Crowd booed louder as Hero continued to flaunt the ring with his prescense. He then started pointing and laughing at a fat guy eating pop-corn in the front row. The Japanese national anthem followed Hero's theme as Taka Michinoku rushed out wearing the Japanese colors. He rolled into the ring and quickly did a backflip from the top rope onto his feet. The crowd cheered until the announcer spoke over the microphone.
Announcer: And weighing in at 185 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan, the Japanese legend, leader of the Japan JOB Squad, Taka Michinoku!
Taka bowed to the audience before heading into the corner to remove his cape. Hero brutally squashed him into the corner and gave him several axe handles before the referee pulled him into the center of the ring. Hero backed up several steps before diving at him with a high knee to the gut. The original Wifebeater taunted to the audience before slamming the leader into the top turnbuckle several times. The audience counted with Hero to his disgust before lifting the poor junior heavyweight up onto the top rope. Hero gave him a clothesline, getting him stuck in a tree of woe. Hero stomped away at Taka's head to the crowd's chants of "Let's Go Taka" and "Hero sucks". Chris then dragged Michinoku's feet down and gave him an elbow drop to the back of the head. He pounded on the back before locking in a single-legged crab but with a knee on top of the spine. Taka screamed in agony as Hero continued to apply pressure on the back of him. The referee asked him but Taka grunted and tried to get up. Hero screamed as he ruthlessly pulled at the right leg of Taka to boos and Michinoku grunting and attempting to reach the ropes. He released the hold but stomped away at Michinoku's back. He lifted him up and hit a hard crucifix bomb right down onto the mat. Michinoku, stirred slightly quivered and grabbed for the bottom rope and leant against it. Hero stomped at Taka's head and stood on the back of the head, choking him on the ropes. The referee counted to four before Hero released the illegal choke. Taka grabs onto the middle rope and uses it to get up but Hero grabs his left foot and tries to slam him but Taka hits a hurricanrana and Hero flies outside of the ring. Hero spins around to an Asai Moonsault. Taka rolls Hero back inside the ring before hitting a diving crossbody and pinned but got a 2 count. Hero rolls around on the floor before Taka locks the stirring "Superman" in a headlock. He slams him down and Hero reverses it into a headsissors, just to have Michinoku nip up and he hits a punch but Hero seems un-effected. He punches him two times and Hero stumbles for a second before the japanese JOB Squad leader hit a roundhouse punch before a high-angle kick to the head. Hero leans and falls onto his right knee before hitting him with an enziguri. Taka pins but Hero gets a 2 count. Taka sets up and heads up top. He climbs up the ropes but Hero catches him and Hero's Welcome Champion's Edition (which slightly insults Taka's finisher, being a variation of the Michinoku Driver). Hero covers and gets a 3 count!
Announcer: Here is your winner, everybody's Superman, Chris Hero!
The referee raises Hero's hand before he leaves the ring and celebrates by insulting the TV audience, breaking the fourth wall. Taka Michinoku rolls under the ropes and clutches his head as soon as he touches the floor to a tremendous applause. We go to commercials.
Match #2: IWOW Tag Team Championship Turmoil: Hart Foundation 2.0 vs. Hardy Boyz vs. MNM vs. Briscoe Brothers vs. Maximo Brothers
Announcer: The following contest is the Turmoil match for the IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight Championships of the World! (Crowd applause). Two teams will start and when a member of a team is pinned, forced to tap out, is counted out or diqualified, their team will be eliminated and the next team will enter. This will continue until all five teams have entered and one out of the final two teams will be the IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight Champions! (A staff member passes the announcer a piece of paper) And as this sheet from the IWOW owner, Paul Heyman states, the first team eliminated will face the winners and the runners-up in a 3-way dance match at IWOW Horror '07 on October 31st!
"Spanish Flee" hit the music system as the two brother, Joel & Jose Maximo slowly entered and jogged up to the aprons and entering, slightly resembling the Mexicools. They taunt to the crowd to a small chorus of cheers as the instrumental of "Brain" by the Jungle Brothers hit the music system. They rush onto the stage, accompanied by Jim Cornette as the crowd cheer with sudden urgancy after the Maximos entered. They shook each front row fan's hand as they rushed onto the apron and got the crowd pumped up with some chants of "Briscoe Brother-Rocks!"
The bell rang as Jay Briscoe and Joel Maximo started off. Jay clapped the audience on as Joel killed the moment by attempting to clap the audience onto his side. Jay started pointing at Joel and shouting something before the crowd copied chanting "Jay is better than Joel". Jay started a test of strength and when they locked up, Jay gave Joel a hard slap to the crowd's laughter before pulling Maximo into a spinebuster. Jay covers but kicks out at 2. Joel attempts to get up but Briscoe has his hand pressured over Maximo's nose. Joel tries to reverse it by rolling over backwards but Jay pins for a close-2 count. Joel gives Jay an arm drag and nip onto the back of his head, jumping onto his feet and slaps Jay to a chorus of boos. Jay runs off of the ropes and misses a lariat before Joel hit a 360-degree spinning kick. Joel quickly tags in Jose who does a 360-degree flip over the ropes, leading Jay to the outside. Jose springboards and hits a flying forearm onto Jay. Joel & Jose toss the brother of Mark into the ring and the duo both wrap their legs inside of Jay's before rolling through into a flip-like manoever. Mark tries to get in and save his defenseless brother Mark but the referee distracts him. Jose & Joel hit a double bulldog before Joel tried a suicide dive but Jay ducked and the younger Maximo Brother went flying onto his side on the ringside mats. Mark laughed at him as did the audience, but a large percent was more into the match at hand. Jose hits a powerslam on Jay before heading up top. He hits a 450 splash but Jay gets his knees up in time. Jay grabbed the ropes and got to his feet before hitting a wheelbarrow bulldog and gets a 2 count. Meanwhile, Joel pulls Mark off of the apron and the Maximos head up for the Spanish Fly but Mark dives onto Jose's shoulder like Maximo is going to hit a firemans carry slam but Jose spins, causing Jay to kick Joel. Jay gets down and the two Briscoes hit a standard Spike K-Driller and pinned Jose. The Maximos are off to Horror '07 but will the Briscoes as well?
Two men rolled a red carpet down the aisle as some "rave party" style music played at full blast through the arena. The two former WWE Tag Team Champion-regulars slowly made their way to the ring with their luscious manager, Melina in her usual skirt and stylish-torn short-shirt. Melina did her splits and entered before the two "celebrities" entered to a rude welcome as Mark locked the guillotine choke in on Mercury as Jay locked in a Dragon Clutch as both members of MNM tapped. Melina stressfully got onto the apron in sadness before Nattie Neidhart ran in and ripped off Melina's skirt. MNM lost and Melina lost something also. Nitro & Mercury run to cover Melina's "upper thighs" as the embarassed trio left.
Nattie Neidhart chanted at Melina as she left before the Hitman's music played and Harry Smith & Teddy Hart, Hart Foundation 2.0 rushed in. Teddy and Mark started with some fast-paced takedowns and eventually this led to Mark countering Teddy's hurricanrana into a hard-hitting tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Mark covered but Harry broke it up. The crowd cheered for both teams as Jim Cornette continued rant on with his tennis racket in hand. Teddy & Mark, both evenly matched, tagged in their brother or partner. Harry and Jay locked up wih Harry having the edge, using power as the British Bulldog would have done so. Smith gives Jay a big-back-bodydrop before hitting a delayed belly-to-belly suplex and got a close-2 count. Harry gave Jay a Polish Hammer, slightly daising the Briscoe as Smith went for the Running Powerslam, only to be reversed and Jay tried a german suplex but both reversed, leading to Smith being close to the ropes. But Melina ran down to the ring with Nitro & Mercury before Melina distracting the referee with her sexy moves. Neidhart attacked her as Mercury distracted the referee and Teddy Hart. Nitro meanwhile hit a one-man Snapshot on Smith, leaving him unconscious. The referee had no choice but to count Harry Smith out and the Briscoes advanced by a move they didn't do.
Finally the Hardy Boyz rushed through to the ring to an extreme roar made by mainly women. Matt & Jeff dived in the ring and the four men both hit back and forward punches. Simultaniously, Matt & Jeff blocked the Briscoe's punches and gave them a double dropkick. Both hit the legdrop to the crotch as Cornette ordered them into the corner. The Briscoes, now being given a small mixed reaction, as opposed to what happened at the beginning of the match discussed the tactics with their managers. The Hardys both relaxed by resting in the corners with their feet up on the other corner. However confidence got the better of the Hardys, as the Briscoes rushed at them and start to attack the back of the Hardys. Jay repeatedly slammed Jeff's head into the corner before using the Hardys' own specialty as Jay got on all fours and Mark hit a legdrop on Jeff. Mark got up and was hit by a bulldog by Matt, who followed by giving Jay an elbow. He whipped both of them against the ropes and both of the Hardys leapfrogged and repeated another time, the third both of their hurricanrana attempts being reversed and the two Briscoes hit two ferocious powerbombs into bridges. But before the referee counted, Joel Maximo distracted the referee. Jose came from the crowd and mugged Cornette of the tennis racket, clocking Mark with a tennis racket. Matt shoved Jay down and hit a double dropkick on Jose, knocking him down and out. Jeff went up top and hit the Swanton Bomb on Mark as Matt hit the Twist of Fate on Jay. The referee counted three and it is the Briscoes, the Hardys and the Maximos at Horror '07.
Announcer: Here are your winners and new International World of Wrestling Tag Team Heavyweight Champions, Jeff & Matt, the Hardy Boyz! (Pause as the crowd settles down) And the new contenders to the Tag Team Heavyweight titles, the Briscoe Brothers and the Maximos!
The fans go wild as the Hardys are given the Tag titles and the Briscoes stare at the Maximos in disbelief. We go backstage.
Promo #1: Violence Has A Name
Borash: Where the hell are we, King?
Lawler: What's that big blank blur by the fire?
The large man notices the camera and smashes it onto the floor in a heartbeat before escaping.
Lawler: Who the hell?
Borash: Save that damn cameraman, King!
Lawler: I ain't going down there.
Promo #2: Paul Heyman...
The screen flashes before cutting to the IWOW Owner wandering his office whilst on the phone to somebody.
Heyman: Okay, okay, I just want you to know that if you don't give me anything, buddy I will get my two giants, Khan and Thor to ground and pound your ass into the concrete, okay Ken Shamrock? (The fans are shocked, Pause as Shamrock speaks). Hmm, well I don't care if you got bookings for UFC, ROH, TNA, WWE or DIY, I want you to come here right next week! (The fans cheer, pause as Shamrock talks). Well if you want $5,000,000 I can't give you $5,000,000 because we'd be left with $500 left! Hardly enough for the ring, the stage, the superstars, everything. So screw you, you greedy bastard!
He disconnects the phone to a large high-pitched beep before looking at his red face in the mirror. Somebody makes a knock at the door and Heyman grunts loud enough as to mean the person can come in. He collapses to the couch as Lita comes in and removes her shirt, her back to the camera before diving onto Heyman.
Match #3: IWOW Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal
Announcer: The following contest is a 20-man Battle Royal to determine the first-ever International World of Wrestling, Intercontinental Champion. The rules are simple, all 20-men start off and the match continues until 19 of the men have been eliminated. Elimination occurs when you are thrown over the top rope and down to the floor.
"Anxiety" by Black Eyed Peas hit as all the superstars ran out to the ring one-by-one. After all 20 men had entered, the bell chimed as the herd of stars rumbled around the ring. In the corner, Amazing Red tries to get a quick elimination over Billy Kidman but Kidman is able to lando n the apron. Dean Malenko turns Red around and hits his tiger bomb before locking in his patented Texas Cloverleaf. Amazing Red is tapping but there isn't any submission in this match. Edge dives off of the ropes and charges at Malenko with a hard Spear. Meanwhile, Kenta Kobashi and Chris Hero are trying to get rid of Taka Michinoku but to no avail. Taka kicks both guys away before heading off up top and hitting a suicide dive onto the crowd of wrestlers. The crowd chant and roar as Michinoku dived from the top. Teddy Hart is thrown over the top by Mercury.
Teddy Hart has been eliminated.
Mercury & Nitro celebrate but Harry Smith hits them with a clothesline over the top and Nitro & Mercury have been embarrassed twice in a half-hour!
Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro have been eliminated.
Malenko tries tossing Red out but Amazing's cousins, Joel & Jose Maximo are there to break it up. They hit a standard Spanish Fly before assaulting Kidman again. On the other side of the ring, Edge is trying hard to keep in after Taka, Hero & Kenta try eliminating him. Edge avoids it and stands on the apron before Taka leapfrogs Hero and tries a crossbody but Edge ducks.
Taka Michinoku has been eliminated.
AJ Styles & Samoa Joe are forming as one as they both try to eliminate Jonny Storm. Mysterio breaks it up and gives Joe a hurricanrana but that is countered into a powerbomb. Joe continues to hold onto Rey and goes for a second powerbomb but Rey has the triangle choke applied. AJ give Mysterio a forearm before Styles goes after the little luchador. Joe meanwhile goes after Red and is successful, easily giving him a gorilla press slam. Joe then elbows both of the Maximos before The Briscoe Brother throw them out.
Amazing Red, Joel & Jose Maximo, the S.A.T. have been eliminated.
AJ and Mysterio get ready to fight but Edge & Hero attack them. Hero tries to dump Rey out by pulling on his tights. Hero's attempt is failed as Rey elbows him before Joe locks in the Samoan Choke Hold. Mysterio breaks it up with a 360-senton and goes after Jeff Hardy. Meanwhile Joe gets Hero in a camel clutch position but repeatedly pounds on his face, opened a small cut above his nose and in between his eyes. Edge easily tosses his latter opponent, Dean Malenko out before spearing Matt Hardy.
Dean Malenko has been eliminated.
Harry Smith gorilla presses Jay Briscoe out before Mark Briscoe knocks Harry and hismelf out of the ring.
Jay Briscoe, Harry Smith and Mark Briscoe have been eliminated.
Jeff shoves back Rey with a few punches before knocking him down with a jaw breaker. Jeff hits a rolling thunder-like maneuver as Matt is beaten down in the corner by Edge. The elder Hardy is given shots to the head but dives away from a Spear, sending Edge into the corner post. Matt pushes Edge out before Samoa Joe gives him a german suplex and kicks Hero in the face with his kickpads. Randy Orton and CM Punk meanwhile haven't been eliminated or even started this match, just brawling outside. Joe gets onto the top rope and hits a suicide dive. Joe gets both men in the ring before the referees stp Joe from entering.
Samoa Joe has been eliminated.
AJ & Mysterio find their way to each other and go to lock up but duck down as Hero flies over the top rope. AJ & Mysterio start fighting in fast-forward like style.
Chris Hero has been eliminated.
We are left with Jeff & Matt Hardy, Edge, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Kenta Kobashi & Billy Kidman. CM Punk goes after Kidman and asily sends him out.
Billy Kidman has been eliminated.
Kobashi gives Punk an enziguri and goes to eliminate Punk but he lands on the apron. Edge, still on the outside pulls Pun's feet down and Punk starts chasing Edge before he gets in the ring and the referees eject him.
CM Punk has been eliminated.
Kenta goes after AJ now but Randy Orton prevents him by giving Kenta an RKO. Orton talks trash to Kenta before AJ hits a half-senton. Jeff dodges Orton charging at him and Jeff tries to lift him out, but can't. Orton waits for a second agetures to the crowd before both Hardys shove him out and Edge tosses the Hardys out.
Randy Orton, Jeff & Matt Hardy have been eliminated.
Kenta goes after Mysterio with a 360 splash but misses and Rey gets him out with a hurricanrana but Edge spears Mysterio from the apron.
Kenta Kobashi & Rey Mysterio have been eliminated.
AJ tries a splash but Edge moves and eliminates AJ.
AJ Styles has been eliminated.
Announcer: Here is your winner and new IWOW Intercontinental Champion, Edge!
Edge celebrates as we go to commercial.
"Anxiety" by the Black Eyed Peas hit and the TitanTron shows a combination of Kenta Kobashi, Samoa Joe, CM Punk, Bret Hart and other wrestler's career highlights before the video cuts to the fireworks on the stage as the capacity crowd scream for Restless #1! We are shown a lot of signs with references to IWOW on them. We are sent to a shot of the commentators, Jeremy Borash and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Borash: Welcome everybody to International World of Wrestling. I'm Jeremy Borash and we're live in the Von Braun Civic Center in Huntsville, Alabama and accompanying me here tonight, Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Lawler: Well thanks Jeremy, we do have an excellant show here at the first Restless! Live on Spike TV and broadcast worldwide in the United Kingdom, United States, Australia, Eygpt and everywhere else!
Borash: We do have a perfect card tonight! First off to start off the show in a trial match, Taka Michinoku, the Japanese Warriors facing everybody's Superman, Chris Hero! Will the management be impressed? We'll find out tonight.
Lawler: Plus for the prestigious IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight titles, the Hardys, the Briscoes, MNM, Hart Foundation 2.0 & the Maximo Brothers collide in a turmoil match! It's gonna be great!
Borash: Also every wrestler on the show will fight until there is only one left in the ring as the Intercontinental title is up for grabs! Imagine thirty 200-pound guys in that ring tearing it up until there is one standing!
Lawler: But this one will not be for the handicapped or young and old, in a match with a glass surrounding the ring for the IWOW Extreme Championship, two old rivals, Sabu and Cactus Jack will battle with fire, barbwire and other weapons of torture!
Borash: Plus in a dream match, Bret Hart, the former WWF Champion will collide with possibly the best guy who was in New Japan Pro Wrestling and hell, even in Japan, Kenta Kobashi.
Lawler: Those two will indefinately steal the show! But then we got three other tournament matches, AJ Styles against CM Punk, Edge facing Dean Malenko and Samoa Joe clashing with Randy Orton.
Match #1: TAKA Michinoku vs. Chris Hero
"Superman" by Eminem hit the arena as Chris Hero confidentally stepped out from the curtains to a crowd of boos. He jogs on the spot for a fe seconds before exclaiming "I'm God!" to the hostile crowd. He wandered up the steps and got into the ring before posing from the second turnbuckle. He dived off and ran off the ropes.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is a Trial Match! Introducing to the ring first, from Metropolis, weighing in at 240 pounds, Chris Hero!
The Crowd booed louder as Hero continued to flaunt the ring with his prescense. He then started pointing and laughing at a fat guy eating pop-corn in the front row. The Japanese national anthem followed Hero's theme as Taka Michinoku rushed out wearing the Japanese colors. He rolled into the ring and quickly did a backflip from the top rope onto his feet. The crowd cheered until the announcer spoke over the microphone.
Announcer: And weighing in at 185 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan, the Japanese legend, leader of the Japan JOB Squad, Taka Michinoku!
Taka bowed to the audience before heading into the corner to remove his cape. Hero brutally squashed him into the corner and gave him several axe handles before the referee pulled him into the center of the ring. Hero backed up several steps before diving at him with a high knee to the gut. The original Wifebeater taunted to the audience before slamming the leader into the top turnbuckle several times. The audience counted with Hero to his disgust before lifting the poor junior heavyweight up onto the top rope. Hero gave him a clothesline, getting him stuck in a tree of woe. Hero stomped away at Taka's head to the crowd's chants of "Let's Go Taka" and "Hero sucks". Chris then dragged Michinoku's feet down and gave him an elbow drop to the back of the head. He pounded on the back before locking in a single-legged crab but with a knee on top of the spine. Taka screamed in agony as Hero continued to apply pressure on the back of him. The referee asked him but Taka grunted and tried to get up. Hero screamed as he ruthlessly pulled at the right leg of Taka to boos and Michinoku grunting and attempting to reach the ropes. He released the hold but stomped away at Michinoku's back. He lifted him up and hit a hard crucifix bomb right down onto the mat. Michinoku, stirred slightly quivered and grabbed for the bottom rope and leant against it. Hero stomped at Taka's head and stood on the back of the head, choking him on the ropes. The referee counted to four before Hero released the illegal choke. Taka grabs onto the middle rope and uses it to get up but Hero grabs his left foot and tries to slam him but Taka hits a hurricanrana and Hero flies outside of the ring. Hero spins around to an Asai Moonsault. Taka rolls Hero back inside the ring before hitting a diving crossbody and pinned but got a 2 count. Hero rolls around on the floor before Taka locks the stirring "Superman" in a headlock. He slams him down and Hero reverses it into a headsissors, just to have Michinoku nip up and he hits a punch but Hero seems un-effected. He punches him two times and Hero stumbles for a second before the japanese JOB Squad leader hit a roundhouse punch before a high-angle kick to the head. Hero leans and falls onto his right knee before hitting him with an enziguri. Taka pins but Hero gets a 2 count. Taka sets up and heads up top. He climbs up the ropes but Hero catches him and Hero's Welcome Champion's Edition (which slightly insults Taka's finisher, being a variation of the Michinoku Driver). Hero covers and gets a 3 count!
Announcer: Here is your winner, everybody's Superman, Chris Hero!
The referee raises Hero's hand before he leaves the ring and celebrates by insulting the TV audience, breaking the fourth wall. Taka Michinoku rolls under the ropes and clutches his head as soon as he touches the floor to a tremendous applause. We go to commercials.
Match #2: IWOW Tag Team Championship Turmoil: Hart Foundation 2.0 vs. Hardy Boyz vs. MNM vs. Briscoe Brothers vs. Maximo Brothers
Announcer: The following contest is the Turmoil match for the IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight Championships of the World! (Crowd applause). Two teams will start and when a member of a team is pinned, forced to tap out, is counted out or diqualified, their team will be eliminated and the next team will enter. This will continue until all five teams have entered and one out of the final two teams will be the IWOW Tag Team Heavyweight Champions! (A staff member passes the announcer a piece of paper) And as this sheet from the IWOW owner, Paul Heyman states, the first team eliminated will face the winners and the runners-up in a 3-way dance match at IWOW Horror '07 on October 31st!
"Spanish Flee" hit the music system as the two brother, Joel & Jose Maximo slowly entered and jogged up to the aprons and entering, slightly resembling the Mexicools. They taunt to the crowd to a small chorus of cheers as the instrumental of "Brain" by the Jungle Brothers hit the music system. They rush onto the stage, accompanied by Jim Cornette as the crowd cheer with sudden urgancy after the Maximos entered. They shook each front row fan's hand as they rushed onto the apron and got the crowd pumped up with some chants of "Briscoe Brother-Rocks!"
The bell rang as Jay Briscoe and Joel Maximo started off. Jay clapped the audience on as Joel killed the moment by attempting to clap the audience onto his side. Jay started pointing at Joel and shouting something before the crowd copied chanting "Jay is better than Joel". Jay started a test of strength and when they locked up, Jay gave Joel a hard slap to the crowd's laughter before pulling Maximo into a spinebuster. Jay covers but kicks out at 2. Joel attempts to get up but Briscoe has his hand pressured over Maximo's nose. Joel tries to reverse it by rolling over backwards but Jay pins for a close-2 count. Joel gives Jay an arm drag and nip onto the back of his head, jumping onto his feet and slaps Jay to a chorus of boos. Jay runs off of the ropes and misses a lariat before Joel hit a 360-degree spinning kick. Joel quickly tags in Jose who does a 360-degree flip over the ropes, leading Jay to the outside. Jose springboards and hits a flying forearm onto Jay. Joel & Jose toss the brother of Mark into the ring and the duo both wrap their legs inside of Jay's before rolling through into a flip-like manoever. Mark tries to get in and save his defenseless brother Mark but the referee distracts him. Jose & Joel hit a double bulldog before Joel tried a suicide dive but Jay ducked and the younger Maximo Brother went flying onto his side on the ringside mats. Mark laughed at him as did the audience, but a large percent was more into the match at hand. Jose hits a powerslam on Jay before heading up top. He hits a 450 splash but Jay gets his knees up in time. Jay grabbed the ropes and got to his feet before hitting a wheelbarrow bulldog and gets a 2 count. Meanwhile, Joel pulls Mark off of the apron and the Maximos head up for the Spanish Fly but Mark dives onto Jose's shoulder like Maximo is going to hit a firemans carry slam but Jose spins, causing Jay to kick Joel. Jay gets down and the two Briscoes hit a standard Spike K-Driller and pinned Jose. The Maximos are off to Horror '07 but will the Briscoes as well?
Two men rolled a red carpet down the aisle as some "rave party" style music played at full blast through the arena. The two former WWE Tag Team Champion-regulars slowly made their way to the ring with their luscious manager, Melina in her usual skirt and stylish-torn short-shirt. Melina did her splits and entered before the two "celebrities" entered to a rude welcome as Mark locked the guillotine choke in on Mercury as Jay locked in a Dragon Clutch as both members of MNM tapped. Melina stressfully got onto the apron in sadness before Nattie Neidhart ran in and ripped off Melina's skirt. MNM lost and Melina lost something also. Nitro & Mercury run to cover Melina's "upper thighs" as the embarassed trio left.
Nattie Neidhart chanted at Melina as she left before the Hitman's music played and Harry Smith & Teddy Hart, Hart Foundation 2.0 rushed in. Teddy and Mark started with some fast-paced takedowns and eventually this led to Mark countering Teddy's hurricanrana into a hard-hitting tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Mark covered but Harry broke it up. The crowd cheered for both teams as Jim Cornette continued rant on with his tennis racket in hand. Teddy & Mark, both evenly matched, tagged in their brother or partner. Harry and Jay locked up wih Harry having the edge, using power as the British Bulldog would have done so. Smith gives Jay a big-back-bodydrop before hitting a delayed belly-to-belly suplex and got a close-2 count. Harry gave Jay a Polish Hammer, slightly daising the Briscoe as Smith went for the Running Powerslam, only to be reversed and Jay tried a german suplex but both reversed, leading to Smith being close to the ropes. But Melina ran down to the ring with Nitro & Mercury before Melina distracting the referee with her sexy moves. Neidhart attacked her as Mercury distracted the referee and Teddy Hart. Nitro meanwhile hit a one-man Snapshot on Smith, leaving him unconscious. The referee had no choice but to count Harry Smith out and the Briscoes advanced by a move they didn't do.
Finally the Hardy Boyz rushed through to the ring to an extreme roar made by mainly women. Matt & Jeff dived in the ring and the four men both hit back and forward punches. Simultaniously, Matt & Jeff blocked the Briscoe's punches and gave them a double dropkick. Both hit the legdrop to the crotch as Cornette ordered them into the corner. The Briscoes, now being given a small mixed reaction, as opposed to what happened at the beginning of the match discussed the tactics with their managers. The Hardys both relaxed by resting in the corners with their feet up on the other corner. However confidence got the better of the Hardys, as the Briscoes rushed at them and start to attack the back of the Hardys. Jay repeatedly slammed Jeff's head into the corner before using the Hardys' own specialty as Jay got on all fours and Mark hit a legdrop on Jeff. Mark got up and was hit by a bulldog by Matt, who followed by giving Jay an elbow. He whipped both of them against the ropes and both of the Hardys leapfrogged and repeated another time, the third both of their hurricanrana attempts being reversed and the two Briscoes hit two ferocious powerbombs into bridges. But before the referee counted, Joel Maximo distracted the referee. Jose came from the crowd and mugged Cornette of the tennis racket, clocking Mark with a tennis racket. Matt shoved Jay down and hit a double dropkick on Jose, knocking him down and out. Jeff went up top and hit the Swanton Bomb on Mark as Matt hit the Twist of Fate on Jay. The referee counted three and it is the Briscoes, the Hardys and the Maximos at Horror '07.
Announcer: Here are your winners and new International World of Wrestling Tag Team Heavyweight Champions, Jeff & Matt, the Hardy Boyz! (Pause as the crowd settles down) And the new contenders to the Tag Team Heavyweight titles, the Briscoe Brothers and the Maximos!
The fans go wild as the Hardys are given the Tag titles and the Briscoes stare at the Maximos in disbelief. We go backstage.
Promo #1: Violence Has A Name
Borash: Where the hell are we, King?
Lawler: What's that big blank blur by the fire?
The large man notices the camera and smashes it onto the floor in a heartbeat before escaping.
Lawler: Who the hell?
Borash: Save that damn cameraman, King!
Lawler: I ain't going down there.
Promo #2: Paul Heyman...
The screen flashes before cutting to the IWOW Owner wandering his office whilst on the phone to somebody.
Heyman: Okay, okay, I just want you to know that if you don't give me anything, buddy I will get my two giants, Khan and Thor to ground and pound your ass into the concrete, okay Ken Shamrock? (The fans are shocked, Pause as Shamrock speaks). Hmm, well I don't care if you got bookings for UFC, ROH, TNA, WWE or DIY, I want you to come here right next week! (The fans cheer, pause as Shamrock talks). Well if you want $5,000,000 I can't give you $5,000,000 because we'd be left with $500 left! Hardly enough for the ring, the stage, the superstars, everything. So screw you, you greedy bastard!
He disconnects the phone to a large high-pitched beep before looking at his red face in the mirror. Somebody makes a knock at the door and Heyman grunts loud enough as to mean the person can come in. He collapses to the couch as Lita comes in and removes her shirt, her back to the camera before diving onto Heyman.
Match #3: IWOW Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal
Announcer: The following contest is a 20-man Battle Royal to determine the first-ever International World of Wrestling, Intercontinental Champion. The rules are simple, all 20-men start off and the match continues until 19 of the men have been eliminated. Elimination occurs when you are thrown over the top rope and down to the floor.
"Anxiety" by Black Eyed Peas hit as all the superstars ran out to the ring one-by-one. After all 20 men had entered, the bell chimed as the herd of stars rumbled around the ring. In the corner, Amazing Red tries to get a quick elimination over Billy Kidman but Kidman is able to lando n the apron. Dean Malenko turns Red around and hits his tiger bomb before locking in his patented Texas Cloverleaf. Amazing Red is tapping but there isn't any submission in this match. Edge dives off of the ropes and charges at Malenko with a hard Spear. Meanwhile, Kenta Kobashi and Chris Hero are trying to get rid of Taka Michinoku but to no avail. Taka kicks both guys away before heading off up top and hitting a suicide dive onto the crowd of wrestlers. The crowd chant and roar as Michinoku dived from the top. Teddy Hart is thrown over the top by Mercury.
Teddy Hart has been eliminated.
Mercury & Nitro celebrate but Harry Smith hits them with a clothesline over the top and Nitro & Mercury have been embarrassed twice in a half-hour!
Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro have been eliminated.
Malenko tries tossing Red out but Amazing's cousins, Joel & Jose Maximo are there to break it up. They hit a standard Spanish Fly before assaulting Kidman again. On the other side of the ring, Edge is trying hard to keep in after Taka, Hero & Kenta try eliminating him. Edge avoids it and stands on the apron before Taka leapfrogs Hero and tries a crossbody but Edge ducks.
Taka Michinoku has been eliminated.
AJ Styles & Samoa Joe are forming as one as they both try to eliminate Jonny Storm. Mysterio breaks it up and gives Joe a hurricanrana but that is countered into a powerbomb. Joe continues to hold onto Rey and goes for a second powerbomb but Rey has the triangle choke applied. AJ give Mysterio a forearm before Styles goes after the little luchador. Joe meanwhile goes after Red and is successful, easily giving him a gorilla press slam. Joe then elbows both of the Maximos before The Briscoe Brother throw them out.
Amazing Red, Joel & Jose Maximo, the S.A.T. have been eliminated.
AJ and Mysterio get ready to fight but Edge & Hero attack them. Hero tries to dump Rey out by pulling on his tights. Hero's attempt is failed as Rey elbows him before Joe locks in the Samoan Choke Hold. Mysterio breaks it up with a 360-senton and goes after Jeff Hardy. Meanwhile Joe gets Hero in a camel clutch position but repeatedly pounds on his face, opened a small cut above his nose and in between his eyes. Edge easily tosses his latter opponent, Dean Malenko out before spearing Matt Hardy.
Dean Malenko has been eliminated.
Harry Smith gorilla presses Jay Briscoe out before Mark Briscoe knocks Harry and hismelf out of the ring.
Jay Briscoe, Harry Smith and Mark Briscoe have been eliminated.
Jeff shoves back Rey with a few punches before knocking him down with a jaw breaker. Jeff hits a rolling thunder-like maneuver as Matt is beaten down in the corner by Edge. The elder Hardy is given shots to the head but dives away from a Spear, sending Edge into the corner post. Matt pushes Edge out before Samoa Joe gives him a german suplex and kicks Hero in the face with his kickpads. Randy Orton and CM Punk meanwhile haven't been eliminated or even started this match, just brawling outside. Joe gets onto the top rope and hits a suicide dive. Joe gets both men in the ring before the referees stp Joe from entering.
Samoa Joe has been eliminated.
AJ & Mysterio find their way to each other and go to lock up but duck down as Hero flies over the top rope. AJ & Mysterio start fighting in fast-forward like style.
Chris Hero has been eliminated.
We are left with Jeff & Matt Hardy, Edge, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Kenta Kobashi & Billy Kidman. CM Punk goes after Kidman and asily sends him out.
Billy Kidman has been eliminated.
Kobashi gives Punk an enziguri and goes to eliminate Punk but he lands on the apron. Edge, still on the outside pulls Pun's feet down and Punk starts chasing Edge before he gets in the ring and the referees eject him.
CM Punk has been eliminated.
Kenta goes after AJ now but Randy Orton prevents him by giving Kenta an RKO. Orton talks trash to Kenta before AJ hits a half-senton. Jeff dodges Orton charging at him and Jeff tries to lift him out, but can't. Orton waits for a second agetures to the crowd before both Hardys shove him out and Edge tosses the Hardys out.
Randy Orton, Jeff & Matt Hardy have been eliminated.
Kenta goes after Mysterio with a 360 splash but misses and Rey gets him out with a hurricanrana but Edge spears Mysterio from the apron.
Kenta Kobashi & Rey Mysterio have been eliminated.
AJ tries a splash but Edge moves and eliminates AJ.
AJ Styles has been eliminated.
Announcer: Here is your winner and new IWOW Intercontinental Champion, Edge!
Edge celebrates as we go to commercial.
: The name's Orton, and nobody deserves to call me Randall except my rotting in hell grandparents.
