RBW Royal Rumble 9

"Tonight, 30 men will enter RBW's 9th Royal Rumble match, all competing to stand a chance of winning the ultimate prize: a championship title match in the main event of WrestleMania 9!

30 wrestlers all wanting to fulfill their lifelong goal, to reach the pinnacle of their career and to become the greatest in RBW on the grandest stage of all.

Many will fall, many will crash and burn, but one will stand tall and realize their destiny.

Welcome to the RBW Royal Rumble 9 "




RBW Royal Rumble 9


Kevin Jones: ladies and gentlemen, RBW proudly welcomes you to it's 9th Royal Rumble event! We have some big-time matches on the undercard and of course the Royal Rumble match itself
Bucky Lasek: And I can't wait for the Rumble, it's always the most unpredictable and action packed match of them all, and there are so many hungry wrestlers out there wanting to headline WrestleMania 9
Kevin Jones: You hit the nail right on the head there, Bucky, but before we go any further I'd like to point out the situation in the ring right now.


In the middle of the RBW ring is a wheelchair bound Vince McMahon, who until today has been in the hospital recovering an injured neck after the Undertaker tombstoned him last year. Vince is accompanied by his son Shane, General manager Lance Storm, Paul Heyman and Jim Ross.

With a microphone in hand, Shane McMahon says "I still can't believe the Undertaker destroyed my dad, who's finally healed up plucked up enough courage to come back. Undertaker, now the boss is back in action, you're gonna get what's coming to you! So get your dead-backside down to this ring, RIGHT NOW!"

On the entrance stage enters not the Undertaker, but one of henchman, one half of the team known as the Undertaker's Morticians and one half of the tag team champions; Maven. Maven comes down the ramp, which is exactly level to the ring apron, almost like a bridge, towards the ring as he has a microphone in hand saying " I don't believe you lot! Undertaker doesn't do what you tell him... I do! Vince, you deserved to be dropped on your neck! And Shane, you're a spoilt brat and Paul Heyman is an ugly rat! If any of you want to see the Undertaker, then it's over my dead body!"

Maven goes to enter the ring but an angry Heyman runs over so Maven knocks him down with a right hook. Lance then comes running but Maven knocks him down too! Maven then gets into the ring but is greeted by a furious Shane and they begin to brawl but Maven ends it when he smacks Shane with a microphone, then stomps a mudhole into him in the corner.
Vince McMahon yells at Maven, so Maven grabs Vince by the jacket and pulls him out of his chair and gives him a Maven drop!!

'That's what the Undertaker thinks of you, so don't show your face here again!'

Maven then picks up the wheelchair and slams it on the lifeless body of Vince!!! Maven leaves the ring with a smirk on his face and is greeted by Undertaker on the entrance stage. Undertaker gives Maven he nod of approval and they both leave to the back.


Bucky Lasek: Oh God! He's killed him!
Kevin Jones: What the hell is wrong with Undertaker and his Morticians? They're all insane assaulting the RBW owner like this!
Bucky Lasek: And he threatened Vince to never show his face in RBW again! These guys are overthrowing RBW and taking this company by force!
Kevin Jones: This Royal Rumble event has been destoryed and we havnt evens started the show yet!!

RBW staff carry out the damaged bodies, and Vince McMahon is carried out on a stretcher, as a devastated Stephanie comes down to see her father carried off.


Bucky Lasek: Well folks, despite these dark times we must move on with the Show, it's what Vince would have wanted
Kevin Jones: You're speaking like he's dead or something
Bucky Lasek: Well I hate to say it, but after what's just happened I wouldn't be suprised if he was
Kevin Jones: Don't say such horrible things! Let's hope and pray he'll recover from this travesty
Bucky Lasek: I do hope so, and I hope someone sorts out Undertaker and his band of thugs
Kevin Jones: amen! But it's time to crack onto the first match of the show, and here comes the European Champion Kenwood!
Bucky Lasek: The seasoned veteran Kenwood won his first title at our last PPV, No Quarter Given, and his first title defense will be against a good friend of his, Amazing Alan
Kevin Jones: It's going to be great to see these guys compete, they have so much respect for each other so you know it's going to be good solid wrestling



European Title
Kenwood (champion) .vs. Amazing Alan

Both wrestlers start off with a handshake, before Alan unloads a trio of clotheslines knocking Kenwood about. Alan gets him into a headlock, but Kenwood sends him off the ropes, leapfrogs Alan then and catches him with a Lou thez press, with some punches to follow up. Alan rolls Kenwood off, and shouts "Why did you punch me? This is wrestling!" to which Kenwood shrugs then punches Alan down to the deck. Kenwood starts hitting some kicks and elbow drops, and even chokes Alan against the middle rope, showing a dominant side to him. Alan finds himself in a corner, and kenwood charges but misses a running splash and hits the buckle. Alan follows up by clotheslining Kenwood, then Alan charges but Kenwood flapjacks him neck-first onto the top rope. kenwood covers Alan but only gets a 2 count. Kenwood sets Alan up on the top rope, going for a suplerplex. Alan fights back and they battle on top, until Alan gets the upperhand and scoops Kenwood up on his shoulders. Alan then hits Kenwood with a powerslam off the top rope onto the canvas!
Both men are down and out as the referee begins to count them down. The referee counts to 8, until Alan manages to crawl over and pin Kenwood, but it only gets a 2 count. Alan gets to his feet and sets Kenwood up for another slam, but kenwood slips off and hits his 'delicious Jaw sound' superkick... but Alan catches the D-J-S Kick, and hits a backdrop suplex on Kenwood!
A fired up Alan picks Kenwood up for a boder-toss powerbomb, and delivers it in such a brutal fashion that Kenwood's head gets whiplashed as it hits the bottom turnbuckle pad! Alan covers him for the pin but Kenwood gets his foot on a rope, for a roepbreak. Alan picks him up once again, but Kenwood hits a Delicous Jaw Sound out of nowhere! Alan is knocked out and Kenwood crumbles after hitting his finishing kick, as both men are down for the count. The referee counts to a 6, but Kenwood crawls over for the pin, but Alan kicks out just before a 3 count. Kenwood starts to head to the top rope, and signals for an elbow drop, but Randy Wartooth (the former European Champion, that Kenwood defeated at No Quarter Given) comes down ringside snarling. Kenwood acknowledges him, but delivers the diving elbow drop to Alan anyway. Randy distracts the referee while Kenwood pins Alan, to what should have gotten the win, but Randy Wartooth has made sure that wasn't the case!
A frustrated Kenwood hits a planca over the ropes and crashes down on Wartooth ringside, also hitting the referee in the process! Kenwood then slams Randy's head on the ring apron, and grabs a steel chair, as Wartooth rolls into the ring. Kenwood slides the chair into the ring in pursuit, but Randy boots Kenwood in the face as soon as he's in the ring. Randy then hits his finisher, the Game Over (suplex into a cutter) onto Kenwood, headfirst onto the steel chair! Randy rolls out the ring with the chair, and shakes the referee back to life. Alan begins to stir, and unbeknownst to all of the chaos, picks Kenwood up hitting a solid running powerslam, followed by a pin that gets the 3 count!


Kevin Jones: Despite controversay, Amazing Alan is the new European champion!
Bucky Lasek: I don't even know if Alan noticed Randy at all, he was in too much pain from that elbow drop to realize what had happened!
Kevin Jones: Even so, you can't blame Alan, he just wanted to win the european title and he did!
Bucky Lasek: But if it wasn't for Randy Wartooth, I'm 100% certain that Kenwood would have won with that elbow drop
Kevin Jones: Well I'm sure we've not seen the last between these three, as far as the European title is concerened

After Alan has left the ring with the European title, Randy Wartooth storms back into the ring and raises the steel chair above Kenwood, but Alan rushes back in and spears Randy, before he can splatter Kenwoods skull. Alan helps a lifeless Kenwood to his feet and helps carry him out of the ring, showing alot of respect to the former European champion.


Bucky Lasek: Great sportsmanship shown there by the new European champ, Alan.
Kevin Jones: I wonder how Kenwood would react to what's happened when he comes round, though. He might have some problems with how Alan won the title
Bucky Lasek: Well he may have some resentment, but I honestly think Alan had no clue about the interference, but I suppose only time will tell
Kevin Jones: and speaking of time, it's not time for our next match, a huge encounter for the World Heavyweight Championship
Bucky Lasek: Oh boy, Chip Hazard defends his world title against the Big Show, and these massive bruisers have a huge score to settle!
Kevin Jones: Well I'm not suprised, Chip Hazard defeated Big Show's team-mate, Stone Cold Steve Austin, in that nasty barbwire brawl, and doctors say Austin will be out of action for possibly a year!
Bucky Lasek: Good greif! Big Show has alot of payback on his mind, I'm sure. Not to mention, this is 9 years in making, Big show beat Chip in the 2001 torunament so we all know he's capable to defeating the current World Champ.
Kevin Jones: And here comes Chip Hazard right now, the biggest man on the block, and a weathered veteran that keeps on going
Bucky Lasek: It's the clash of the titans, battle of the hard hitters, and the collision of RBW's greatest juggernauts! Here we go!




World Heavyweight Title
Big Show .vs. Chip Hazard

Chip Hazard sits down in the corner, relaxing like he has no care in the world, as Big Show makes his way down to the ring. Charlie Haas comes ringside to encoruage Big Show, and reminds him to avenge Austis' barbwire massacre loss, then Charlie heads to the back.
The match begins as Big Show moves in for the kill but Chip lunges out of the corner and takes him down by the legs. Chip unloads elbow shots to Big Shows back and then squashes him with a jumping sentom. Chip stomps away at Big Show in the corner, but a grounded Big Show fights back with some body shots. An engraged Chip picks up his nearby World title and goes to swing it at Show, but the ref manages takes it off him.
Chip argues to the ref, then turns into a big show clothesline, and then another. Chip rolls out of the ring and onto the rampway, and Show follows, but Chip cross bodies Big show, and himself, back in ring! This gets a 2 count, so Chip clinches Show and unloads some knee strikes to soften him up for a tiger suplex, but Big show breaks the full nelson hold. Show boots Chip in the head, then hits him with a suplex. Chip leaves ring clutching his back, so Big Show follows him but Chip rams him into the ring apron, then rolls Show back into the ring and pins him to 2 count! Chip goes up top but he misses a top rope sentom, and both men are down for the count.
They manage to get up by the count of 6, and Big Show throws a knockout punch but Chip ducks it and counters into a tiger suplex but Big Show breaks the hold and hits a knockout punch on Chip! Show pins Chip to a 3 count, and is wins the bout.


Kevin Jones: My goodness what a shot to the head!
Bucky Lasek: Big Show is the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Kevin Jones: Big Show has avenged Austin's loss and won the World Title in doing so!
Bucky Lasek: What a great moment in RBW history, Big Show as the new World Champion!


Backstage, Batista is jogging on the spot getting pumped up for his match, when John Morrison summersaults over his head and lands beside him. "Hey Bearman, looks like you and me are teaming up tonight in the big 6-man battle. I know we've got history, but tonight we need to stay focussed and work as a unit to get payback on 'Taker! Afterall, if it wasn't for him, one of us, and I know who, would still be the RBW Champion" suggests Morrison. Batista stares at Morrison, and utters the words "Undertaker's going to get what's coming to him, but I'll be the one that beats him tonight, and that RBW title will be mine!" to which Morrison responds with, "I guess we'll just have to see what happens in that ring, won't we? " and parkours off into the distance, leaving Batista to think about the match


Kevin Jones: Well it's going to be interesting to see how Batista and Morrison co-exist in that big 6-man tag match later tonight.
Bucky Lasek: They both want revenge on Undertaker ever since he took that RBW title away from their fued, and I hope he gets beaten, that Deadman is nothing but nasty work
Kevin Jones: Well that's later down the line, but right now it's
time for the Hardcore title defense!
Bucky Lasek: Here comes the Hardcore Champion, Rhyno, right now and what a crazy and derranged look he has in his eyes!
Kevin Jones: Well since his title defense on the last PPV, Rhyno has shown signs of pyschotic behaviour! When there's no rules, then that's when he's at his most deadliest, let alone the power of this beast
Bucky Lasek: Well here comes his opponent, Kurt Angle, a pure grappler going against this violent war-machine, so this match will be very interesting with such a clash of styles



HardCore Title
Rhyno .vs. Kurt Angle

They lock up center of the ring, and Rhyno over powers Kurt to the floor. Kurt gets up with a concerned look in his eyes, and goes back for another lock up. Kurt quickly slips into a wasitlock takedown and throws Rhyno to the mat, spins around his back and swats his head with many slaps, demonstrating his technical dominance. Kurt backs off with a grin on his face, as Rhyno gets up engraged. They go for a third lock up but Rhyno interceps with a kick, then throws Kurt to a turn buckle, and Kurt rebounds into a powerslam. Rhyno hits the ropes and hits a splash which gets a 2 count. Rhyno pulls Kurt up and hits a sambo suplex which gets another 2 count. Rhyno looking annoyed storms out the ring and grabs a chair from ringside, and throws it into the ring. As Rhyno re-enters the ring, Angle picks up the chair but rhyno boots it into his face! Rhyno looks at him then looks at the top rope, before dragging Angle and placing him on the top rope. Rhyno climbs up besides him and sets up for a Rhyno driver, but Angle counters into an angle slam off the top rope!
All of a sudden Tommy Dreamer and Mean Monkey from SAW Wrestling storm into the ring and stomp all over Angle and Rhyno. They then look ringside as the SAW champion, Paul Burchill, comes down with the SAWfed title around his waist, and slides into the ring. Dreamer and Monkey pick up Angle and feed him to Burhchill who lifts him up for a razor-edge. Burchill turns to the entrance ramp and launches Kurt over the top rope and hard onto the rampway! Burchill then orders Dreamer to get a table, which he does, while Rhyno starts to stagger up and Burchill sets him for a razor-edge. Dreamer sets up the table diagonally in the turnbuckle, and Burchill launches him through it shattering the table and Rhyno's back. Mean Monkey drags Rhyno into the center of the ring, as Burchill climbs to the top rope. Burchill gives a dirty look to all whose watching, then hits a moonsault onto Rhyno, and as it's hardcore rules Burhcuill pins Rhyno to win the title!


Bucky Lasek: oh my good god, SAW-fed has invaded RBW and
the current SAW champion is now the RBW Hardcore Champion!
Kevin Jones: I don't know what to think, one on hand it's great to have these extreme icons in RBW, but goodness me, they just demolished RBW talent with such spite and venom!
Bucky Lasek: Burchill was the most extreme champion SAW ever had, and with a huge invasion to RBW alongide Tommy Dreamer and Mean Monkey, the hardcore division is in danger!


Mean Monkey grabs a microphone and re-enters the ring giving it to Burchill, who says 'SAW-fed was one of the biggest feds going, it was an underground cult phenomena and a revolutionary force! That was until RBW bought us out... They only hired a few of our roster, leaving the majority of SAW's roster jobless and in the gutter and even the select few who got an RBW contract havn't even been used! That is, until now, because we're rebelling in the Hardcore divison! We're rising up and taking RBW by storm, and as a result of this I am now a double extreme champion, and we will continue to rise up and take over this place one step at a time.
Also, Tommy Dreamer and Mean Monkey will be in the Royal Rumble tonight, and when of you guys win a shot at 'mania, give me first dibs on the RBW title, will ya?" Burchill proclaims.

Kevin Jones: What a huge shocker we've just witnessed. The former stars of SAW wrestling have made their prescence felt here tonight, and it looks like they're here to make an impact
Bucky Lasek: Their rebelling against RBW, and with the boss Vince Mcmahon down and out, it looks like they chose the perfect time to rebell at the company
Kevin Jones: SAW was a sinking ship, these guys should be greatful to have RBW contracts, but instead of working their way up the card they had to come in with an attitude
Bucky Lasek: I'm not defending them but sometimes you've got to take action by yourself if you want to make it big. But I agree, they do have an attiude and they seem very bitter about RBW buying out SAW. It's going to be very interesting to see what they get upto especially with Dreamer and Monkey in the rumble tonight
Kevin Jones: Well, that is tonight, but up next is our semi-main event, it's the huge 6-man tag team battle, and so many fueds will be covered in this one match right now


The sneaky and cunning King Richards enters the arena leading his son, Stevie Richards, the InterContinental champion down to the ring.

Bucky Lasek: Folks, here is a man who has sold his soul just to retain his I-C title. At our last PPV, No Quarter Given, Stevie Richards defended his title against Mike Awesome
Kevin Jones: and Mike Awesome could've and would've won that I-C title, but shenanigans galore, not only from that interfering King Richards, but a sick chairshot to Mike's head from the champ, cost Mike from winning the title via Disqualificaiton
Bucky Lasek: Once a true warrior and a fighting champion, Stevie Richards is now a desperate champion who will do anything to keep his title, and with his Father around, he's doing a good job of it
Kevin Jones: But Richards and Awesome are set to clash once again for the InterContinental championship at RBW's 9th WrestleMania, which is are next PPV

Stevie is in the ring, as his Father is ringisde, as his tag team partners for this match come down; Undertaker and Maven, with George Steele following behind them.

Kevin Jones: Undertaker, the RBW Champion, won the title over very contraversial means, and I don;t think that Batista and Morrison will be happy until they've taken out the dead man
Bucky Lasek: Well, Undertaker has reliable backup with the I-C champion and one of his henchmen, Maven, who is infact one half of the tag team champions
Kevin Jones: George Steel being the other half of the tag champs, who has joined the ringside area next to King Richards.
Bucky Lasek: That's a very concerning factor, if the Team of Undertaker, Maven & Stevie Richards, who are all champions, isn't bad enough, then just imagine what impact King Richards and George Steele may play into this match. The numbers are against their opponents, who are making their entrances now...

Mike Awesome explodes onto the rampway, all fired up and pointing towards Stevie, who is hiding behind Maven and Undertaker. All of a sudden, Shane O'mac jumps into the ring and brawls with Undertaker! Undertaker outbrawls the wonderboy and slams him out the ring!
Still on the rampway, Mike Awesome has just witnessed Undertaker destroy shane, just before the former RBW champion, John Morrison to join him. They shake hands and await for the undefeatable Batista to arrive. Batista bursts onto the scene, and gives a nod towards Awesome and Morrison, and they all look towards the ring, ready to go to war

Kevin Jones: Morrison teaming with Batista will be very fascinating to witness. These two have been in an intesne rivalry over the RBW title for months! It all started at Backlash when Morrison escaped the cage and won the RBW from Batista
Bucky Lasek: Up until that point Batista had been the undefeated RBW Champion since the 2004 Royal Rumble, and since Morrison climbed over the cage, Batista claims that he still hasn't been beaten and that running away didn't count
Kevin Jones: Which of course lead to a rematch inside Hell in the Cell, but Undertaker gatecrashed the match and swiped the RBW title for himself, and then he won it after Batista and Morrison has battered each other, in a triple threat match at our last PPV, No Quarter Given!
Bucky Lasek: Morrison and Batista have huge, huge, huge grudges to be settled between Undertaker and even themselves, so this is going to be one crazy match with all these personal vendettas



6-Man Tag Team Grudge Match
Undertaker, Maven and Stevie Richards .vs. Batista, John Morrison and Mike Awesome


Morrison slides into the ring, starting off the match against Undertaker. They lock up, and Undertaker overpowers Morrison down to the mat. The deadman stands tall and intimidating as John regains his composure as they set to lock up again. This time Morrison ducks the lockup and slips into waistlock, but Undertaker breaks the grip and counters into a hammerlock. Morrison struggles to escape so Undertaker goes to club Morrison but he ducks the clubshot and blasts Underaker with a jumping calf kick to the face! Morrison hits the ropes and a flying forearm shot takes the RBW champion down. Undertaker pulls himself up in the corner but soon gets sandwhiched between the turnbuckle and a running dropkick from Morrison.
Stevie starts rantting and raving from the apron, so Morrison knocks him off, and wit Stevie acting as a sacrfice to distract Morrison's attention, Undertaker capitalizes with a big boot to Morrison. 'Taker starts to ground and pounds morrison and this gets a pinfall close to 2. Batista shouts at undertaker, but 'Taker just stares at bear. With the Deadman's back turned , Morrison comes running but Taker hiptosses him, but Morrison lands on his feet, then Batista tags himself in. Morrison looks a bit puzzled, but shrugs his shoulders and lets Batista have a shot. As Batista gets in the ring, Undertaker flees in and tags in Maven. Batista roars for Undertaker to fight like a man, but Maven shuts him up as he lays the smackdown on the Bear. Maven follows up by hitting the ropes and comes charging into a spine buster!
Batista pins Maven but Stevie breaks it up. Stevie grabs Batista but Batista pushes Stevie into the ropes and as he rebounds, Batista back body drops stevie over the top rope and onto the rampway!
King Richards rushes over to check on his lifeless son, and with all the attention on Stevie, Undertaker reaches to the wounded Maven and slyly tags himself in, without anyone noticing. Batista turns back to Maven and picks him up for a brain buster but Undertaker swoops into the ring and boots the back of Batista's head! Undertaker follows up with a leg drop on the bear, but only gets a 2 count! Undertaker continues his assault by beating the bear in the corner with an array of punches. He frontfacelocks Batista and goes over to Maven who makes the tag. Undertaker then lifts Batista vertically in the air for a suplex,
as Maven gets to the top of the turnbuckle, then jumps off towards a vertically upside down Batista and nails a crossbody block just as Undertaker nails a suplex! Maven goes to pin the Bear but Morrison suddenly flies in and decks Maven with a flying forearm shot. Then Undertaker comes in to boot Morrison, but he ducks the boot and crossbodies Undertaker and himself over the to rope and down to the ringside area also crashing into George Steele!
Maven and Batista are both down and groggy, and Batista starts to crawl to tag in mike Awesome, but Maven grabs the bears ankle to stop him from reaching the tag. Batista rolls onto his back and thrusts both legs into Maven, hurling him into the opposite corner. Batista crawls and tags in Mike Awesome, who climbs the turnbuckle. Maven staggers out of the corner and gets taken down by Mike's flying blockbuster off the top rope! Mike is all fired up as all the people in attendance come alive, then Mike hits an Awesome bomb onto Maven! He climbs the top rope and a diving big splash onto Maven wins the match for Mike Awesome and his team! He takes a moment to let the victory sink in as he celebrates the win.

Bucky Lasek: A big win for Mike Awesome after such a heated battle between these two teams.
Kevin Jones: You saw the tension between Batista and Morrison, when The Bear tagged himself in.
Bucky Lasek: and what's more, you saw the fear in the Undertaker who wanted nothing to do with Batista
Kevin Jones: I think it's safe to say this triangle rivalry is far from over

As Mike Awesome is about to leave the ring King Richards slides in and sneaks up behind him with the IC belt in hand. He raises it for a big swing but Mike senses the danger and turns around to superkick the King! Stevie Richards runs in and brawls with Awesome, but it ends up with Mike getting Stevie up for a powerbomb, but from ringside Undertaker pulls out Mike's leg as Mike collapses down to one knee and Stevie drops to safety. Undertaker pulls Mike out of the ring and starts to brawl with Mike, but Mike fights back and they end up brawling to the rampway. Morrison joins the brawl, then so does Maven and Steive, and finally Batista gets into the fight and eventually they all brawl their way past the entrance and to the back.

Bucky Lasek: Goodness me what an aftermatch brawl!
Kevin Jones: Everyone is going mental, they all want a peice of each other and with WrestleMania 9 coming up as our next PPV, I think we're going to witness the grand finale to all these fueds.
Bucky Lasek: I hope so, I want to see the scores finally settled between these rivalries, it's about time we had a decisive winner
Kevin Jones: Well, I'm sure we will see that, and speaking of winners and WrestleMania 9, the 9th Royal Rumble is upon us, where the winner will get a main event championship title match at WrestleMania 9!
Bucky Lasek: WrestleMania main event aside, this Royal Rumble match is possibly the biggest and most important match in RBW! Legends have been born because of the Rumble, and every single time it's the most entertaining and unpredictable match I get to witness
Kevin Jones: 30 men will enter with one dream in mind, and bodies will fly over the rop rope until there is one man remaining and their dream will come true; to headline the biggest stage of them all, RBW WrestleMania 9!
Bucky Lasek: And that time is now
Kevin Jones: After the huge tagmatch we just saw, everyone has left apart from George Steele, who is now entering the ring
Bucky Lasek: Maybe he's the #1 entrant for the Rumble?


Paul Heyman grabs the microphone and announces that "It is now time for the Royal Rumble match! Two men will start the match, and then every minute another entrant will enter the ring until all 30 entrants have entered the match. The only way to win is to throw your opponent over the top rope and both of their feet must hit the floor for them to be eliminated. The last entrant remaining will be declared the winner, so without further adue, let's get ready to Rumble!"


RBW's 9th 30-Man Royal Rumble match


#1 George Steele
Fresh from the previous tag team match, George Steele starts off in the ring, awaiting the second entrant to appear

#2 Edge
Down to the ring comes the 2004 Royal Rumble winner! With experience of winning a rumble match, Edge has a confident look in his eyes. Edge enters the ring, climbs the top rope and poses to the crowd. As he turns around Steele corners Edge and starts a furious barrage of strikes in the corner, wearing Edge down. After a prolonged beatdown Steele drags Edge to the ropes and tries force him over the top rope, but struggles back clinging to the ropes

#3 Tommy Dreamer
Dreamer enters the ring and picks a fistfight with Steele. Dreamer gets the upper hand for a while but Steele fights back with some european uppercuts and takes Tommy into a corner with some more vicious strikes. Dreamer fights hiw way out of the corner but gets caught by a crossface chickenwing by Steele!

#4 Rene Dupree
Dupree enters and notices a wounded Edge in the corner so he attacks him, and gives him a solid scoop slam. Dupree then attacks Steele from behind, breaking up the crossface chickenwing. Steele goes to swipe but Dupree uses that momentum into an armdrags. Dupree goes for a second but
Steele stops him with a big forearm strike, then drops Dupree with a suplex

#5 Santino Marella
Santino runs down the rampway, leaps over the ropes and hits George Steele with a flying crossbody block! He pops up to his feet all fired up, and hits a running shoulder block to Edge in a corner. Santino then signals for a military press but Tommy Dreamer jumps Santino from behind and starts stomping away at the firey italian. Santino crawls to the corner but Dreamer chokes him out with his foot. Then Edge turns Dreamer around and nails him with an Edgecution! Edge then goes after Santino who is against the ropes, and tries to eliminate him.

#6 Vampiro
Vampiro rushes in and hits Edge in the spine with a flying knee to then follows up with a backcracker! Edge rolls under ropes in agony, as Vampiro hits a backcracker on Santino too. Steele comes at Vampiro but he gets a codebreaker from the Vampire warrior. Then Vampiro does a codebreaker to Dupree, but Dupree grabs him in midair and spinebusters him.

#7 King Kong Bundy
The huge collosos known as King Kong Bundy storms down the rampway, who just so happens to be Vampiros bodyguard.
He clotheslines Dupree down and follows up with a big splash! Bundy lifts up the squashed Dupree and elimates him over the top rope! Dreamer staggers up but Bundy headbutts him back down! Bundy helps vampiro up and as a double team move, he slams him onto Steele! Bundy glares as Steele slowly crawls in pain to a corner, then Bundy charges and hits a big splash into Steel in corner, then Bundy chops George out the ring! Vampiro jumps on bundys back like a monkey and they celebrate

#8 Crash Holly
Crash has hates Vampiro and Bundy from a previous encounter so he screams and charges at them but Bundy decks him down. Vampiro who is still on Bundy's back climbs onto Bundy's shoulder then hits a frogplash onto Crash! Bundy hits a running splash at Santino in a corner, then goes back to Crash and lifts him for a military slam, but Crash slips off and tries to german suplex Bundy. Vampiro sneaks up and gets Crash in sleeper hold even though Crash keeps hold of Bundy's waist. Then without looking Bundy does a huge backhand to Crash but he catches Vampiro by accident who staggers to the ropes! An alarmed Bundy apologizes to his Vampire friend, and with his back turned Crash sticks his finger up Bundy's bum crack! A shocked Bundy jogs away holding his rear end, as Crash tries to lift Vampiro over the ropes, but an engraged bundy charges and knocks Crash over the ropes but also Vampiro goes over too, eliminating both!
'Nooo! my friend!' Bundy screeches! He's the only person to elimiate anyone yet, and he's elimated four people so far!
Edge re-enters the ring with a new found aggression and starts to strike at Bundy relentlesly from behind, and with rapid punches to the head Edge manages to knock him into the corner, followed by a running crossbody splash!

#9 Scotty 2 Hotty
Scotty lucha rolls into the ring, and he stomps on a cornered Dreamer. Edge then throws a fist at Scotty, but he ducks and hits a hurricanrana on Edge! Scotty then starts to dance in celebration, but Edge gets up and boots him down. Santino then goes to backsuplex Edge over the top rope, but Edge lands on apron! Santino dropkicks Edge, but Edge still hangs onto the apron for dear life. Dreamer then superkicks Sanitno over the ropes and eliminates him out the match! With Edge still on the apron, Dreamer tries to shake him off, but Edge catches Dreamer for a suplex. Trying to eliminate him out the ring Edge lifts Dreamer up, but Dreamer goes back down to his feet and reverses it suplexing Edge back into the ring.
Dreamer gets up but Scotty superkicks him down! Now Bundy comes out of the corner and Scotty superkicks him but Bundy catches it, and gets Scotty up for a backdrop suplex.
Bundy carries Scotty to the ropes and atomic drops Scotty out of the ring, and Scotty clips the back of his head on the entrance ramp on the way down!


#10 JC Cardy
Cardy enters the match, a man almost the same size as Bundy!
A huge stare down between JC Cardy and Bundy fills the arena with tension, until they finally lock up. For ages they struggle back and forth but no-one budges until Bundy grabs the back of JC's hair and forces him to a corner, and starts to choke Cardy with a look of intense insanity in his eyes

#11 Jim Duggan
The grizzly Duggan comes down and attacks Bundy from behind, but Bundy backhands him down. Bundy turns his attention back to Cardy who throws a lethal lariat but it does not effect King Kong Bundy, so he headbutts JC Cardy down to the mat.
As Bundy turns around Edge is on the top rope and he leaps off with a crossbody attack but Bundy catches him and hits a falll away slam on Edge! Bundy then goes after JC again, and chokes him a in corner, while Tommy Dreamer starts brawling with Jim Duggan, but Duggan outpunches Dreamer and backs him into a corner as he unloads his fists of fury

#12 Mean Monkey
Moneky runs up the rampway, scampers to the top rope and hits a flying crossbody onto Jim Duggan, saving his fellow SAW-Invader, Tommy Dreamer, from the assault. Dreamer and Monkey take turns stomping a mudhole into a cornered Duggan, while King Kong Bundy tries to scoop Slam JC Cardy near the ropes and out the ring, but Cardy refuses to be slammed, and he hits a belly to belly slam on Bundy!!! JC looks exhausted after slamming the huge giant, so Edge boots JC in the face. A groggy JC staggers, so Edge hits the ropes and charges with a running crossbody but JC Cardy counters with a black hole slam! Both the SAW invaders unload heavy hits onto JC, but they end up getting a double chokeslam from Cardy! Duggan then attacks JC but gets heabutted, leaving JC Cardy standing tall as he has taken everyone down!


#13 Andre the Giant
Andre goes face to face with JC Cardy and slaps him. A sweaty and red faced JC Cardy slaps Andre back and shouts at him. Andre grabs JC by the throat and storms him to the ropes trying to elimate him, then Bundy gets up and clubs Andre from behind and he staggeers to corner. Now Bundy tries to elimate JC by himself, so Andre goes over and flips both JC Cardy and King Kong Bundy over the ropes from behind! A double elimination from Andre the Giant over these two giant beasts awes the arena, as Edge runs at Andre but gets caught by a chokeslam. Mean Monkey then lanuches off the top rope and crossbodies Andre, but Monkey is caught and Andre lifts him up for a military press, but Dreamer kicks Andre in the knee, which causes Andre to drop Mean Monkey. Dreamer then grabs Andre for a DDT, but Andre backbody drops Dreamer over himself and Dreamer lands hard on the ring mat. Andre grabs Dreamer and throws him out of the ring, then grabs Monkey by the neck and throws him out the ring too, eliminating both of the SAW invaders.
All of sudden Edge spears Andre down! Edge is over the moon with confidence, but then turns around as Duggan lariats Edge inside out! Duggan goes over and punches Andre in a corner,
but Andre grabs Duggan and tries to force him over the ropes


#14 Rikishi
The 2008 Royal Rumble winner, Rikishi, enters the ring and unloads some punches at Andre, then superkicks him and Andre falls into the bottom of a corner. Edge and Duggan are also in corners by now, so Rikishi slaps his are and gives Edge a stink face! A satisfied Rikishi pulls his thong up even tighter then goes over to give Andre a big stink face aswell! Delighted with joy, Rikishi then goes to give Jim Duggan a stink face but Duggan punches Rikishi in the butt. Duggan gets to his feet and starts punching Rikishi to the ropes, then tries to throw Rikishi out the ring


#15 Snukka
Snukka runs down the rampway, springs over the top rope and hits a headscissors takedown on Duggan, then starts throwing wild knees to Duggan in the corner. Rikishi thanks Snukka, and tells him to get rid of Andre the Giant, as he'll get rid of Edge, so they do. Looking like he's about to vomit, Andre starts getting to his feet but Snukka enziugris him in the head, then heads to the top rope where he hits a moonsault splash onto the Giant. Snukka gets up holding his ribs, when all of a sudden Duggan knocks Snukka to the ropes with a vicious punch.

#15 Brian Kendrick
Kendrick comes running down, and immediately hits a dropkick onto Duggan who staggers to the other side of the ring. The already eliminated Dupree comes ringside and onto the apron, grabbing hold of Jim Duggan. Duggan knocks Dupree off the apron and to the ground, then Kendrick runs and dropkicks Duggan over the top rope and out the match (thanks to a distraction from Dupree)!
As Kendrick begins to stomp Andre on the floor, Rikishi slaps kendrick from behind, knocking him down, then orders Snukka to harm Kendrick. So Snukka gets Kendrick for a backdrop suplex, but Kendrick lands on his feet and pushes Snukka into a corner. Rikishi comes charging in anger, but Kendrick drop-toe-holds Rikishi squashing Snukka in the corner. As they're both piled in the corner, Kendrick charges at them but Edge cuts him off with a Spear from the diagonal corner!
Edge follows up his momentum with a bulldog onto Rikishi, then turns around into a jaw-shattering hook from Snukka. Edge falls against the ropes and Snukka starts to force him over the ropes


#17 Jeff Hardy
Jeff races down the rampway and onto the top rope, and just as Andre the Giant is getting up again Jeff nails him with a whisper in wind knocking the big Giant into a corner. Jeff springs up and hits an enziguri knocking Rikishi to a corner, then follows up by hitting his pendulum dropkick to a cornered Andre then the same again to Rikishi. Jeff Hardy has lit the buidling on fire with his fast-paced, dare-devil offence, but Snukka grabs Hardy, but ends up getting a twist of fate!
Jeff pops back up, but a flying crossbody from Brian kendrick off the top takes Jeff down. A winded Jeff Hardy struggles to a corner, where Brian Kendrick meets him with a running forearm strike, followed by continuous strikes in the corner

#18 RVD
RVD comes down the rampway, and hits a roundhouse kick over the top rope and into Kendricks temple. RVD climbs up the corner post and hits a front flip attack onto Jeff! As soon as RVD is in the ring, Edge swings for him, but RVD ducks and german suplexes Edge, who once again rolls under the ropes and lays down ringside. Rikishi gets up, but is met with a flying springboard back kick from RVD. Snukka comes charging but RVD kicks him in the gut, and hooks him in a double underhook. Snukka lifts RVD up into a fireman's carry, but RVD slips off and hits Snukka with a german suplex. RVD takes time to do his R-V-D muscle pose, then turns into a big choking hand by Andre, who throws him into the corner hard. Andre then charges and squashes RVD with a big running thump attack!

#19 Bubba Ray
Bubba storms down the rampway with a dominant stride and while still on the rampway, he reaches over the ropes and grabs Andre in a sleeper-hold from behind. Bubba begins to choke Andre out, pulling him backfirst against the ropes for added pressure. Keeping the hold on, Bubba drops off the ramp onto the floor for leverage as he tries to pull Andre out of the ring. Hardy, RVD and Kendrick rush over, grab Andre's by the legs to help throw the giant out, and with four against one Andre is finally toppled to the ground and is elminated! The three in the ring celebrate, while an ungrateful Bubba climbs back onto the ramp and uppercuts all three of them as he gets into the ring. Rikishi comes with a clenched fist but Bubba blocks Rikishi's punch and takes him to the corner by the throat, then climbs to the second rope hovering over Rikishi, as he starts a 10 punch! Snukka runs up to the second rope next to Bubba, and german suplexes Bubba to the canvas!


#20 Jon
The crowd favourite 'Welsh shooter' Jon, makes his way to the ring and hits a cutter onto snukka then a cutter onto Rikishi then a cutter onto RVD and another cutter onto Jeff Hardy! Edge crawls back into ring but Jon greets him with 2 european uppercuts, then hits a cutter on Edge! Kendrick comes after Jon, but he catches Kendrick for a cutter, but Kendrick switches around into a slice bread, as he takes Jon to the ropes, but Jon shoves Kendrick who looses his footing and gets crotched on the top turnbuckle. Jon turns Kendrick around so he's facing into the ring, gets him in a Cutter position and drags Kendrick is horizontal with only his feet on the top rope and his head between Jon's arm and shoulder. Jon then spikes Kendrick with a a lethal cutter he calls the Dragon's eye!
Bubba Ray is up and smacks Jon down with a big fist, then sets him up for a powerbomb. Bubba takes Jon to the ropes, looking to powerbomb him over the top rope, but Jon slips off and dropkicks Bubba who staggers to a corner. Jon charges but Bubba flips him over his head, and Jon lands on the apron. He hits Bubba in the back of the head, then climbs to the top rope, but Bubba turns around and smacks Jon in the chops, then climbs up beside Jon to deliver a bubba bomb, but Jon elbows out of the hold and hits Bubba with a big cutter off the top rope and into the ring!


#21 Ginty
Ginty enters the ring and takes Rikishi to the ropes, but Snukka comes charging to save his mate. Ginty ducks and Snukka crashes into Rikishi and they both go over the top rope and face elimination! RVD grabs Ginty from behind for a german suplex but Ginty fights him off with some elbows, but then Edge grabs Ginty and RVD, then Kendrick joins the tussle by going after Edge, followed by Jon joining in the big grapple. Meanwhile Jeff Hardy climbs to the top rope and launches himself with a swantom bomb which takes everyone down!
Snukka and Rikishi illegally dash back into the ring and throw Ginty to a corner and try force him out the ring for payback. Ginty is pushed over but he clings onto the apron and desperately elbows them both off. Ginty then climbs the turnbuckle but Snukka runs up and meets him at the top. They brawl but when Snukka ducks a swipe he catches Ginty and rock bottoms him off the top rope and onto the nearby entrance ramp that is level with the ring apron!
Rikishi looks down grinning that they got their revenge, despite possibly crippling Ginty in the biggest and most insane move of the night! Edge comes over smacks Rikishi from behind and sends him over the top rope, despite Rikishi having already been eliminated earlier. As Edge turns around RVD hits a sidekick right into Edge's jaw and knocks him down


#22 Eric Fishlipps
Eric chugs into the ring and dropkicks RVD, who staggers back up and so Eric then hits him with a stunner. Eric goes over and helps Jon to his feet and the former tag team champions from Wales embrace a handshake. They then notice Jeff Hardy getting to his feet, so they hit Jeff with a double powerbomb! The team formerly known as 'Fish'N'Chips' are back in action! Eric Fishlips then gets Kendrick in a full nelson hold, then Jon dropkicks Kendrick in the face and with the impact Eric hits Kendrick with a tiger suplex for a devastating double team move!


#23 Buff Bagwell
The 2005 Royal Rumble winner comes running down, climbs the top rope, and hits a flying forarm onto Eric's Fishlips. An angry Jon comes running but Buff scoops him up and hits a death valley driver! The electricfying Buff then runs for a body splash at Edge in the corner, but Edge catches him and positions Buff for a powerbomb, but Buff reverses with a hurricanrana on Edge! But before Buff can get up, Bubba picks him up for a powerbomb, and dunks him over the ropes, and onto the entrance ramp, and the impact makes Buff bounce and roll off the ramp and onto the floor, which causes him to be eliminated. Bubba obnoxiously taunts for the whole world to hear, then starts to beat up Jeff Hardy in a corner.

#24 Heidenreich
Heidenreich storms down the rampway, and throwing fists over the top rope, Jon tries to attack him before he even gets in the ring but Heidenreich grabs Jon and throws him out, eliminating him before he's even in the ring! Heidenreich enters the ring and grabs Bubba from behind, hitting a neck-snapping dragon sleeper suplex on him! RVD then runs at Heidenreich but his crossbody is caught and countered with a snappy powerslam! Eric Fishlips comes charging at Heidenreich but runs into a military press. Heidenreich carries Eric above his head and throws him out of the ring, eliminating Eric, who crash lands on his tag partner Jon, who had just gotten to his feet ringside! As Heidenreich turns around Edge flies off the top rope and hits him with a crossbody, but heidenreich catches him! He then turns Edge upside down and hits a shoulder breaker onto Edge. Brian Kendrick comes running but Heidenreich sidesteps and pushes him into the turnbuckle with force. RVD then hits a lionsault onto a standing heidenreich, but Heidenreich catches RVD! With RVD over Heidenreichs shoulder, he takes him to the ropes and dunks him over the top rope and RVD is eliminated out of the ring!
Heidenreich turns into a gut kick by Jeff Hardy, followed by a twist of fate and has finally been taken down. But not for long, as Heidenreich starts to get to his knees already. Jeff front-facelocks him for another Twist of Fate but Heidenreich reverses with a back body drop and then crumbles to the floor. Bubba Ray gets to his feet and picks Heidenreich up, hitting a piledriver on him!

#25 Paul London
Paul comes down next, but before he gets into the ring, he forearms Kendrick hard in the face, who was facing the corner next to the rampway. Kendrick collapses and rolls out of the ring, but he's not eliminated as he went under the bottom rope. Now Paul London climbs the top rope and unleashes a missle dropkick on Bubba Ray. As soon as Paul gets to his feet, Jeff Hardy throws him a kick but Paul grabs it, so Jeff unleashes an enziguri but Paul London ducks it and follows up with a reverse DDT on Jeff. London goes to the top rope again and signals for shooting star press, but Edge comes along and slams Paul into the ring. Edge then looks for a victim and decides on Jeff hardy, and takes him to the ropes after several punches. Edge then bounces off the opposite ropes and charges at Jeff, but Jeff ducks down and back body drops Edge over his head, over the top rope and onto the entrance ramp, eliminating the 2004 Royal Rumble winner, Edge, from the match! As Jeff is still looking down at Edge, Bubba grabs Jeff from behind in a sleeper hold, then follows up with a german suplex


#26 Kid Kash
The notorious K-I-D comes down while ranting 'You want some F'n star power in this match? Well I'm gonna give it to you bitches!' As he enters the ring, Bubba grabs Kash by the head, but Kash rams Bubba into a corner and unloads some vicious kicks until Bubba is flat out. Kash then picks up Jeff by the hair and kicks him in the face. Heidenreich is now getting to his feet, so Kash gives him a rough forearm shot to the Jaw, but it just annoys Heidenreich, as he glares an angry glare at Kash. But this makes Kid kash even angrier so he starts to unload rougher and stiffer shots and knocks Heidenreich out cold! Paul London approaches Kash with a handshake extended, but Kash forearms London to the deck, saying 'I'm not your friend, it's everyman for himself, punk!' and starts to stomp a mudhole in him. Kendrick re-enters the ring with a steel chair and swings it at Kash, but Kash dodges and boots Kendrick in the face. Kash then picks Kendrick up and brain busters him on the steel chair! Kash then chucks the lifeless Kendrick over the top rope and eliminates him out of the match, then throws the steel chair out too. Kash then lifts up Paul London for a backdrop suplex, but London lands on his feet and hits Kash with a spinning wheel kick, followed by a dropkick, then attempts a monkey flip but Kash reverses it with a Spine Buster!


#27 CM Punk
A fired up CM Punk then comes down to the ring and roundhouse kicks Kid Kash to the deck. Bubba Ray then creeps up and catches Punk with a Sleeper hold, but Punk lifts him up onto his shoulders and hits Bubba with a Go-to-Sleep! Punk stares down at Bubba for a second then turns around as Jeff Hardy has mounted the top turnbuckle, and takes Punk down with a whisper in the wind attack. As Jeff gets back to his feet, so does Heidenreich who jabs Jeff right in the jaw, then scoops him up for a powerslam. Heidenreich then charges towards the ropes to launch Jeff out the ring, but Jeff clings onto the ropes and the momentum sends Heidenreich flying over Jeff, over the top rope and onto the floor as he eliminates himself! Heidenreich bellows 'who did that?' as Jeff Hardy knocks him in the face with a baseball slide kick. Meanwhile, Paul London has now decided to climb the top rope, so Jeff climbs up there too and greets him with a fist, then sets up Paul for a superplex. Kid Kash comes over and positions himself underneath Jeff and pulls him down for a powerbomb, that sends Jeff suplexing Paul london off the top who happens to land an inadvertent legdrop on a groggy CM Punk. What a huge tower of doom that was, as the entire arena come unglued for such a crazy and unique display of human bodies crashing and burning!
Kid Kash, who took the least of the impact, gets up first then grabs Paul London and throws him over the top rope to elimination land. "I just eliminated two hippies, how cool!" boasts Kash. He then picks up Jeff Hardy and drops him on his head with a brain buster!


#28 Sabu
The homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal, Sabu enters the ring and is greeted with a huge punch to the face from Kid Kash. Suddenly CM Punk lifts Kid Kash up from behind, and takes Kash over to the ropes about to antomic drop him on thw ropes, but Kid Kash counters with a headlock takeover that sends CM Punk flying over the top rope and elimanted onto the floor. Kid Kash then spits on Punk, so feeling disprespected, Punk gets onto the apron shouting, but Kash knocks him back off with a roundhouse kick. Sabu then hits a sneaky german suplex on Kid Kash from behind! Then Jeff Hardy gets up and Sabu german suplexes Jeff aswell! Sabu turns around and Bubba chokes Sabu by the throat. Bubba forces Sabu up for a Chokeslam but Sabu counters in mid-air with a rolling armbar, and Sabu keeps the armbar on as he cranks the arm while on the mat.


#29 Alex Shelley
The X-Division Champion, Alex Shelley, makes his way down to the ring and begins to climb the top rope. He leaps off and hits Sabu with a missle dropkick, then picks him up and hits Sabu with a slice-bread while also splashing Bubba Ray as he lands at the same time. The X-Division champ has all guns blazing as he now targets a cornered Jeff Hardy, and hits a running elbow strike, followed with some knee strikes. Then out of nowhere a skirt wearing Chris Kanyon runs down to the ring, although he's actually not an offical entrant this year! He grabs Sabu and chucks him into the corner, then climbs to the second rope with his crotch in Sabu's face while he pulls his skirt over Sabu's head! Bubba Ray dips his head under kanyon's skirt, and lifts him up for a shoulder ride, then takes him over to the ropes and sends Kanyon out the ring with an electric chair drop, and Kanyon lands face first on the steel chair Kendrick had brought in earlier! Bubba leans over the rope, mocking Kanyon, when all of a sudden Sabu runs up and dropkicks Bubba in the back and eliminates him to the floor, landing ironically next to Kanyon. Sabu turns around and gets a stiff boot in the face by Kid Kash. Kash then hooks Sabu up in preperation for the brainbuster, but Alex Shelley starts hitting Kash, so Kash boots him in the face aswell. Kash picks Alex Shelley up for a brain-Buster, and while Alex is being held up vertically, Jeff grabs his legs for a powerbomb and they hit a suplex/powerbomb combo! Kash gets up and supringly impressed he says 'Dude, we could be a tag team! Shake my hand,' but Jeff says 'how about I don't' to which Kash responds with 'How about you do, and I'll give you an apple!' to which Jeff Hardy agrees by saying 'that's a deal' and shakes Kash's hand, but then pulls Kash in for a twist of fate! A groggy Kash staggers up and Jeff dropkicks him over the top rope and eliminates him!


# 30 Sting
We are now down to the final 4; Alex Shelley, Jeff Hardy, Sabu and the ever so energetic Sting, who comes running down the rampway and leaps over the ropes into the ring as he crossbody blocks Jeff Hardy! Sting then goes right after his rival, Alex Shelley, and starts unloading fists and chops at the X-Division champ. Sting pummels Alex into a corner and pops the crowd with a primal scream, until Sabu locks on a tight sleeper hold from behind. Sting counters with a judo throw and gets himself all fired up as he climbs the top rope. As soon as he's up there, Jeff Hardy climbs up too and they start to fight. Jeff attempts a superplex but Sting counters and slams Jeff into the ring with a top rope Rock-Bottom! Meanwhile, Alex Shelley is pulling himself up in the opposite corner, so Sting charges and hits a stinger splash on him! Sabu then starts to stir up in another corner so Sting waits for the right moment, and then he strikes with a Stinger splash on Sabu! A pumped up Sting screams and pounds his chest, and goes for another Stinger splash as Jeff Hardy is pulling himself up in another corner. The Stinger Splash misses as Jeff Hardy ducks, and Sting hits the turnbuckle with hard impact. Sting staggers to the ropes, and Alex Shelley gets up and superkicks Sting out of the ring and eliminates his arch rival.

We are now down to the final 3; Alex Shelley, Jeff Hardy and Sabu! Jeff kicks Shelley and attempts a twist of fate, but Shelley counters and sets Jeff up into a neckbreaker position, but Sabu comes flying off the top rope and crossbodies Shelley, while Jeff manages to avoid any harm. Sabu gets up but Jeff is waiting for him with dropkick that knocks Sabu over the top rope and eliminated from the match! Now it's just down to Jeff Hardy and Alex Shelley, and the winner will headline WrestleMania 9! Jeff turns his attention to Alex Shelley, who gives Jeff a gut kick, but Jeff catches it, spins Alex around and hits him with a Twist of fate! All of a sudden, Alex Shelley's former bodyguard, Test, hits the ring and nails a Test-Drive neck-breaker on Jeff Hardy! Test isn't even supposed to be in this match, but he's appeared to help Alex Shelley win the big one. Test then drags Jeff up and beats him up in a corner, then helps Alex Shelley to his feet and says 'you've got this match won', as he turns his sights to Jeff Hardy. Test charges across the ring and throws a big boot at a cornered Jeff Hardy, but Hardy ducks down and Test gets his booting leg caught up over the top rope. Jeff Hardy follows up with a dropkick and knocks Test out of the ring, and eliminates him, despite Test not officially being a part of the match.
A drained Jeff staggers to his feet, still looking at the fallen Test, while Alex Shelley creeps up behind an unsuspecting Jeff Hardy. As Jeff turns around Alex Shelley delivers a rapid Superkick, but Jeff dodges and Alex Shelley goes over the top rope, but manages to stay on the apron as he holds onto the ropes. Alex Shelley is in a dangerous place, as Jeff hardy comes charging but Alex Shelley stops Jeff with a headbutt to the gut through the ropes. Jeff stumbles back and Shelley springboards himself back into the ring and hits Jeff with a springboard flying crossbody from the ropes. Alex Shelley signals for the end and hooks Jeff up for a slice-bread, and heads to the corner to deliver it, but Jeff pushes him off and Alex gets crotched-up on top of the turnbuckle. Jeff Hardy quickly follows up with a jumping enziguri which knocks Shelley off the top rope and to the ringside floor below, eliminating Alex from the match! Being the last man remaining, Jeff Hardy has just won the Royal Rumble match!



Kevin Jones: He's been in RBW for years and now he finally wins the big one, and will get an RBW title shot at WrestleMania 9!
Bucky Lasek: What an amazing match, Alex Shelley looked like he had it won with his bodyguard Test trying to get him the won, but Jeff Hardy prevailed over every obstacle! He's going to WrestleMania 9 baby!


An exhausted Jeff Hardy takes a while to catch his breath, before he gets up and gives an immortal victory poses, but all of a sudden the RBW Champion, Undertaker, storms into the ring and before Jeff knows what's going on, he is scooped upside down and dropped on his head via a Tombstone piledriver. The Undertaker looms over the Royal Rumble winner, with the RBW Title Championship around his waist.