Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jan 12, 2007 14:41:21 GMT -5
J.R-Hello and welcome to Redemption!Tonight,we have 4 matches for our 4 titles!Now over to my broadcast partner, JBL.
JBL-We have a great show for you tonight, with the healiner being the fact that a wrestling god is commentating!It looks like the 1st title is about to be decided-the Intercontinental title!
J.R-Here comes the 1st competitor,C.M Punk!He's a great wrestler and deserves this title.
Coach-His opponent John Cena is finally realising his true potential, forgetting everyone but himself.That is the true way to stardom.I used to hate this guy, but now he seems ok.
J.R-I think CM.Punk has done just fine without cheating his way to victory,John.
John Cena v.s C.M Punk
Cena starts off strongly and soon attempts the 5-knuckle shuffle.However, Punk moves out the way, and takes advantage.
Punk has a long offence, and attempts the Annaconda Vice 3 times. Unfortunately, he was reversed the first two times. This all changed however, as he connected the third one.Cena, on the other hand, managed to grab the ropes. The doctor of thuganomics then procceded to beat down Punk.He attempted to do the F-U, but was reversed.Punk threw him against the ropes, but Cena ducked under Punk and attempted the rollup. Punk couldn't kick out due to Cena holding his tights, and lost.
Winner-Cena
Cena-I'm sick of you fans booing and jeering me.It pisses me off! However, I've got one thing to say to you:You Can't See Me!You fans pay to breath the same air as me.And it seems you got your money's worth tonight,because the champ is back!
J.R-Cena getting a tainted victory there in my opinion.
JBL-A victory is a victory,no matter how you win.
J.R-Regardless, our next match is for the TDW tag team titles!Entering first are the Hooliganz! Their high-fling ceases to amaze me!
JBL-That may be true, but you are easily impressed.Edge and Christian are a much stronger team.
J.R-I doubt that, The Hooliganz have amazing teamwork.
JBL-But you, J.R, are the most idiotic person I have ever met.I will be proven right!
The Hooliganz v.s Edge and Christian
Edge dominates Kendrick in the early going, and soon makes quick tags with Christian.Kendick soon reverses a Unprettier though, and gets to Paul London for the hot tag.The momentum reverses at this point, with Christian being beat down by London.
London soon goes for, and hits, the 450 splash.Edge rushes in to break up the count, but is met instead by Kendrick,who has leapt of the ropes and hit Edge with a dropkick!London meanwhile, wins the match for The Hooliganz with the 3-count!
Winners-The Hooliganz
J.R-Well I guess you were proved wrong there John, as the Hooliganz picked up the victory in that amazing match!
JBL-Dammit J.R!You talk way too much!
J.R-Well that is my job!Anyway, the television championship is up next, with Rob Van Dam against Rey Mysterio!Mysterio has shown a mean streak lately.
JBL-Which is one thing RVD has never shown, and why he is so weak.
J.R-Van Dam has a strong charachter John, and with those educated feet he has a serious chance of becoming the champion.
Rob Van Dam v.s Rey Mysterio
Mysterio proves to be the quicker, avoiding many of RVD's kicks. He gained advantage with a jump off the ropes.
Mysterio continued to dominate untill he jumped to the outside. Van Dam moved and Mysterio hit the barrier. Van Dam then took advantage and beat down Mysterio.
Later on, Van Dam went for the 5-star frog splash but mysterio moved and procceded to hit the referee.He grabbed a chair but Van Dam went for the Vandaminator.However Mysterio had this scouted and at exactly the right moment smashed Van Dam's legs.He then hit the 619 as the ref got up.Mysterio finally hit the West Coast Pop for the victory.
Winner-Rey Mysterio
J.R-God Dammit I can't belive Mysterio used the chair! What a dirty move!
JBL-Whatever it takes J.R, whatever it takes.
J.R-Mysterio has lost all sense of decency!Anyway, our main event, the World Heavyweight Championship match is next!The Rock is taking on none other than Kurt Angle!I really hope The Rock wins.
JBL-Well fairytales don't come true!Angle is the obvious winner of this match!
The Rock v.s Kurt Angle
Angle starts off, using his famous technical style to beat down Rocky.Angle hits a series of german suplex's and dominates Rock.
The Rock soon comes back however, even going as far as putting Angle in the anklelock!However, Angle knows how to reverse it and does just that.He soon attempts the rock bottom!Luckily, Rock knew how to reverse his finisher aswell, and hit a modified russian leg sweep.
Angle gets the advantage back, and hits the Angle slam.Rock kicks out however, and hits the Rcok Bottom!He then finishes off Angle with the People's Elbow and gets the 1-2-3.
Winner-The Rock
J.R-What an explosive end to an explosive show!Thank you and goodnight!
*****
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JBL-We have a great show for you tonight, with the healiner being the fact that a wrestling god is commentating!It looks like the 1st title is about to be decided-the Intercontinental title!
J.R-Here comes the 1st competitor,C.M Punk!He's a great wrestler and deserves this title.
Coach-His opponent John Cena is finally realising his true potential, forgetting everyone but himself.That is the true way to stardom.I used to hate this guy, but now he seems ok.
J.R-I think CM.Punk has done just fine without cheating his way to victory,John.
John Cena v.s C.M Punk
Cena starts off strongly and soon attempts the 5-knuckle shuffle.However, Punk moves out the way, and takes advantage.
Punk has a long offence, and attempts the Annaconda Vice 3 times. Unfortunately, he was reversed the first two times. This all changed however, as he connected the third one.Cena, on the other hand, managed to grab the ropes. The doctor of thuganomics then procceded to beat down Punk.He attempted to do the F-U, but was reversed.Punk threw him against the ropes, but Cena ducked under Punk and attempted the rollup. Punk couldn't kick out due to Cena holding his tights, and lost.
Winner-Cena
Cena-I'm sick of you fans booing and jeering me.It pisses me off! However, I've got one thing to say to you:You Can't See Me!You fans pay to breath the same air as me.And it seems you got your money's worth tonight,because the champ is back!
J.R-Cena getting a tainted victory there in my opinion.
JBL-A victory is a victory,no matter how you win.
J.R-Regardless, our next match is for the TDW tag team titles!Entering first are the Hooliganz! Their high-fling ceases to amaze me!
JBL-That may be true, but you are easily impressed.Edge and Christian are a much stronger team.
J.R-I doubt that, The Hooliganz have amazing teamwork.
JBL-But you, J.R, are the most idiotic person I have ever met.I will be proven right!
The Hooliganz v.s Edge and Christian
Edge dominates Kendrick in the early going, and soon makes quick tags with Christian.Kendick soon reverses a Unprettier though, and gets to Paul London for the hot tag.The momentum reverses at this point, with Christian being beat down by London.
London soon goes for, and hits, the 450 splash.Edge rushes in to break up the count, but is met instead by Kendrick,who has leapt of the ropes and hit Edge with a dropkick!London meanwhile, wins the match for The Hooliganz with the 3-count!
Winners-The Hooliganz
J.R-Well I guess you were proved wrong there John, as the Hooliganz picked up the victory in that amazing match!
JBL-Dammit J.R!You talk way too much!
J.R-Well that is my job!Anyway, the television championship is up next, with Rob Van Dam against Rey Mysterio!Mysterio has shown a mean streak lately.
JBL-Which is one thing RVD has never shown, and why he is so weak.
J.R-Van Dam has a strong charachter John, and with those educated feet he has a serious chance of becoming the champion.
Rob Van Dam v.s Rey Mysterio
Mysterio proves to be the quicker, avoiding many of RVD's kicks. He gained advantage with a jump off the ropes.
Mysterio continued to dominate untill he jumped to the outside. Van Dam moved and Mysterio hit the barrier. Van Dam then took advantage and beat down Mysterio.
Later on, Van Dam went for the 5-star frog splash but mysterio moved and procceded to hit the referee.He grabbed a chair but Van Dam went for the Vandaminator.However Mysterio had this scouted and at exactly the right moment smashed Van Dam's legs.He then hit the 619 as the ref got up.Mysterio finally hit the West Coast Pop for the victory.
Winner-Rey Mysterio
J.R-God Dammit I can't belive Mysterio used the chair! What a dirty move!
JBL-Whatever it takes J.R, whatever it takes.
J.R-Mysterio has lost all sense of decency!Anyway, our main event, the World Heavyweight Championship match is next!The Rock is taking on none other than Kurt Angle!I really hope The Rock wins.
JBL-Well fairytales don't come true!Angle is the obvious winner of this match!
The Rock v.s Kurt Angle
Angle starts off, using his famous technical style to beat down Rocky.Angle hits a series of german suplex's and dominates Rock.
The Rock soon comes back however, even going as far as putting Angle in the anklelock!However, Angle knows how to reverse it and does just that.He soon attempts the rock bottom!Luckily, Rock knew how to reverse his finisher aswell, and hit a modified russian leg sweep.
Angle gets the advantage back, and hits the Angle slam.Rock kicks out however, and hits the Rcok Bottom!He then finishes off Angle with the People's Elbow and gets the 1-2-3.
Winner-The Rock
J.R-What an explosive end to an explosive show!Thank you and goodnight!
*****
Don't forget to read Traction monday nights!
