HUGE update on WWE Network

Gotta love when an Internet smart guy thinks that what he specifically likes is the same as good business and that he represents every consumer ever.

Wait, are these people getting paid millions to do the job different than the people who were getting paid millions to do the job who promised to launch this network this time last year and failed to do so because they were clueless? Whoopsy.


The network isn't even being launched domestically anytime soon, son, and it's already a year behind schedule. Internationally is a pipe dream. But keep dreaming - or if I'm wrong, please fill me in on these international partners already committed to carrying the WWE network.


It doesn't count illegal streamers either. It includes people who are committed enough to watch Raw on USA Network live every Monday -- the section of the audience that are big enough fans to order a WWE network.


It's very cute that you think all the shows have separate viewers and nobody watches both Raw and Smackdown. I remember when WWE tried pretending that once to make it seem like their overall audience was bigger than it is, and everyone laughed. Yes I'm sure all those Saturday Morning Slam-viewing parents will be popping down $15 a month for a network purely because their kids watch half an hour of WWE on a Saturday morning. Especially when they find out about the non-PG content. That'll really bring in all those unique Saturday Morning Slam viewers.


Be sure to message me from your front row seats at the 2013 WBF Championship too, or at halftime at the XFL Million Dollar game 2014. But keep your phone switched off at the theater during the latest hit WWE movie. It might take me a while to reply too, I'll be at the other end of Fantasy Island buying all the rare WWE toys for $1 each.