Check out this awesome Walmart Easter display!

Good God, that's going to be here, I just know it . That scheisse happened last year, everyone else was getting cool stuff in, and I'm there one night at about 11 pm when I spy a case on a pallet titled "Pre-packed Easter Endcap." Found an employee to open it, and what did he pull out? Farking Goddamn Signature Series. Within the week every Wal-mart store from here to Greensboro was inundated with Signature Series. It took months to clear out. It joined the basic 13 endcaps all the stores had at the time and became one of the all time worse cases of shelf-warm. That was spring last year. Mocksville Wal-mart still has basic 13 figures.



DIE IN A FIRE, SIGNATURE SERIES!!!!