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Post by Grumpyoldman on Aug 2, 2013 10:46:01 GMT -5
I went grocery shopping last night. As I'm waiting in line, the woman ahead of me was putting her items on the belt. She was very good looking, probably early 30s. She would look at me every so often & kind of smile. I kindly said "Hello." And she says "I know you from somewhere, but I just can't place it.".
I'm thinking to myself "Don't say anything stupid or creepy! She's cute & you might get a phone number!" So I say "I don't think we went to school together. Did we used to work at the same place?" She says "No, that's not it."
I asked if we had any friends in common. She didn't think we did.
I asked "Do you go hiking at the Sussex Trail or do you go to the dog park?" She still says "No."
Then she says "Oh! Now I know! You deliver my pizza!"
And I immediately heard this in my mind:
So I just smiled & nodded.
But she did say we had great pizza.
Anyone else ever have a moment like this?
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Post by Spear Guy on Aug 2, 2013 10:50:24 GMT -5
Lmao! Wow this is pretty sad.
You deliver my pizza!
*Price is Right loser sound*
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Post by Kliquid on Aug 2, 2013 10:59:02 GMT -5
Owned. LoL
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 11:03:39 GMT -5
you should have told her that the pizza was nothing, wait till you deliver the meat! Then take her bread, spike it on the floor and strut out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by The Yes Man on Aug 2, 2013 11:23:58 GMT -5
you should have told her that the pizza was nothing, wait till you deliver the meat! Then take her bread, spike it on the floor and strut out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh my god. Amazing. Yes. Yes. Yes |
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Post by Mattie! on Aug 2, 2013 15:37:16 GMT -5
I was on a night out with my friends and some chicks go to one of my buddies don't you work in McDonalds we all cracked up as hes an IT Technician at a school he just told them to shut up but we told him thats a little out of order man
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 16:54:52 GMT -5
you should have told her that the pizza was nothing, wait till you deliver the meat! Then take her bread, spike it on the floor and strut out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thats how you get it done. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 17:09:02 GMT -5
Hello, Pizza Delivery for... I.C. Weiner?... AW Crud.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 17:24:51 GMT -5
That'll take ya from hard to flaccid in a split second.
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Post by JC Motors on Aug 3, 2013 20:16:57 GMT -5
I never had an experience like that
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Post by /X Metal Sorenges x "Mac Oh J~ on Aug 3, 2013 20:22:26 GMT -5
So what happened afterwards lol. You still had a opportunity to set something up or come up with something edgy enough to get her full attention. That'll take ya from hard to flaccid in a split second. The resistible laughter uttered after have read that sentence, just unbearable. XD |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 21:05:04 GMT -5
Lmao, she probably wanted to order a cheese pizza right in the store!
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Post by Jack Specific on Aug 3, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5
Well it could have been worse in which she said you had horrible pizza and you would have instead heard this:
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Post by REAL REVY on Aug 3, 2013 21:40:46 GMT -5
You should have told her you remembered where she lived as she was leaving, it wouldn't have creeped her out and she probably would have given you her number too.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Aug 4, 2013 6:09:15 GMT -5
So what happened afterwards lol. You still had a opportunity to set something up or come up with something edgy enough to get her full attention. That'll take ya from hard to flaccid in a split second. The resistible laughter uttered after have read that sentence, just unbearable. XD I felt shot down. Kind of like when you buy a woman drinks all night & then she says "Oh, I have a boyfriend by the way." And there was no way I could have salvaged that. 9 times out of 10 when a woman hears "I work part time at a pizzeria & do deliveries" (which I do), it's pretty much like her hearing "I'm in my early 40s & still live with my parents" (which I don't). I do remember where she lives, and I remember her husband as well. He's a cool guy. He was in the pizzeria yesterday & was saying how psyched he was that he's going to see Black Sabbath today at the PNC Center in Homdel. Meh, this is one of those instances where it was a bit humiliating but kind of funny, too. |
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Post by RollinsFan44 on Aug 4, 2013 6:30:53 GMT -5
Haha, that's priceless!
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Post by Valbroski on Aug 4, 2013 7:43:59 GMT -5
You should of denied it and acted insulted.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Aug 4, 2013 9:18:09 GMT -5
My mate landed an awesome job, bought himself the brand new Ford Fiesta, spent over £300 on a full set of decals (blue and grey's)for all over the car, work ran out and he was future endevoured got a job in Domino's people now refer to his £13,000 baby as "The Domino's Car"
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Post by Tim of thee on Aug 4, 2013 13:51:55 GMT -5
Silver lining here:
She remembered you and not the other way around. You must have made a solid impression.
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