Post by Revvie® on Oct 18, 2013 8:18:17 GMT -5
LIVE…from HELL. (Well…Cleveland, Ohio. Same difference.)
The Main Event~!
Giant Monkey Descendent vs. Kid In Mutated Animal Universe
Goku vs. Ash Ketchum
Only in the WFWF will you see Dragon Ball Z versus Pokemon. And, you know, it could not be any more badass. We may have encountered one problem though. For Goku to do anything of any use, it normally takes about 50 episodes. You know, 25 to say he is going to attack the guy with the Spirit Bomb, 10 to build the Spirit Bomb, and then 15 for him to shoot it and ultimately miss. Ash has a similar tendency…you know…taking multiple episodes to do sh*t. F*cker, it does NOT take 25 episodes to get from Pallet Town and through Viridian Forest. Everyone who played it did it in about a half hour. This could be interesting so long it does not…you know…drag on for half of a season or something.
The Ultimate Battle of EVIL
Hannibal Lector vs. The Grim Reaper
In the ultimate battle of evil versus evil, we have two seeking to prove themselves the true devil on this dark Halloween night. The Grim Reaper has made his way to the world of the mortals for one night to gather as many souls as he can, with the biggest being the lost soul of Hannibal the Cannibal. Yeah, that is right. Hannibal is kind of a crazy f*ck. And not in the lovable way Macmanus or Trevor are. So who is the ultimate evil? Scary.
Guns vs. Science
Murphy Macmanus vs. Bill Nye
In a match pitting the Boondock Saint versus the Science Guy, only one can prevail. Macmanus is seeking to rid the WFWF of all scum plaguing it here on Halloween and he is going to try to rid it of the man who could probably blow the place up with his crazy science experiments. Bill Nye, once a childrens science educator is taking his massive knowledge of all things blow-em-upabble, looking to once again become relevant by extracting revenge against those who resulted in the cancellation of his show, and even worse, his being voted off of Dancing with the Stars. Nothing is more dangerous than a scientist scorned.
Oh, and to the person who picked Macmanus, Daryl > Murphy. Just saying.
Does This Need Explaining?
Barack Obama vs. Alex Rodriguez
Yeah…this may be the most hilariously awesome matchup of the show. We have the President of the United States against the highest paid athlete in American sports history. The advantage of Obama, he has the oratory skills to end wars…and put Joe Biden to sleep. Can his unmatched speaking prowess quell the steroid rage monster that is Rodriguez.
If Rodriguez wins, Obama must admit that the Tea Party is the greatest thing ever. If Obama wins, Rodriguezs salary will be taken in whole and used to pay towards our national debt, and probably solve world hunger with how huge that thing is. Jeez.
The HUNT is on. Get it?
Gene Hunt vs. Hunter S. Thompson
Well, it would not be a Halloween special if we did not have the one hipster who thinks it would be cool to be someone NO ONE F*CKING KNOWS. It makes them look cool I guess, knowing something no one else does. Well congrats Gene, you got stuck facing a zombie. Hunter S. Thompson, author of one of the greatest novels in American history, has returned from the grave for one night in order to tell one last tale of Fear and Loathing.
HELL YEAH. I MADE THE TITLE FIT. SUCK IT.
Who Says Video Games Cannot Lead to Something Productive?
Trevor Philips vs. Steve
So we have quite the dynamic here. That crazy guy from GTA V and Steve, the 8-Bit crafting master from Minecraft, doing a battle for supremacy here on this Halloween special to determine the greatest video game character in the history of ever. (Not really, I think everyone will agree that Shepard from Mass Effect > Everyone ever.) Trevor can use whatever the hell he can get his hands on to end Steve, but Steve has whatever he can imagine and build before Trevor pulls a Creeper and blows that sh*t up. AMAZESAUCE.
The TARDIS vs The …yeah…going to leave that alone.
Dr. Who vs. Adam Sandler
The Time Traveling Doctor is making a stop here for Halloween 2013 in the WFWF in order to have a fight. But little does he know, he will have to face the man who has entertained millions for almost as long as the Doc himself. The Doc has all of his time traveling weapons at his disposal, and Adam Sandler has a golf club, a Hawaiian Punch water fountain and his own brand of…comedy. This should be awesome.
