Post by Yukio Blaze on Feb 27, 2014 12:22:38 GMT -5
There was a time in the WFWF when all that mattered was if you was a champion or not. It was the status quo. It was the end all be all. If you werent a champion, then you were a peasant kissing the boots of those ahead of you. You were the rat in the cage trying to gnaw out. You could have been in darkened rooms. You could have been on the rooftops shouting it out. You could have been in a telephone booth trying to get ahold of a love one but on the other end was nothing but a dead dial. There was quantity or quality. There were no shows. There was bitching. There was complaining. Like sand in a hour glass, it never ends. It tips back and forth. Some things never change.
Change can be good. Change can be bad. its not about who can out do the other, its all about who can steal the show. Win, lose, or Draw, its all about stealing the show. If you can do that than you are the man.
You can be the most over guy and yet be more over than a champion.
World
International
National
X-Rated
Hardcore
Tag Team
Intergalactic Spaceman
Orgy
Asshat
Woman's
Those are just titles.
Titles mean nothing.
Nicknames mean nothing.
Backgrounds mean nothing.
The Fans.
The Fans are the ones to make you.
Without them, you are nothing.
The Man, Woman, Child, Animal, Janitor, Barney from upstairs. Those are the ones to make you.
Titles are just titles.
They come and go.
Championships.
Championships are just championships.
You win one.
That just gets you in the books.
But not the history books...........
2007 was the year.
Thunder was the before.
----------
Valentine was the after.
2014 was the year.
Crow was the before.
----------
Bishop was the after.
Guess there was a between.
That was the common factor.
He was the right man at the right time.
He was The Unknown Factor.
He was the hero they deserved and got.
He did it for them.
That is something you could always say about that guy.
He always was in it for the fun.
He didnt care where he was.
All that mattered was that he could walk the walk.
BEST IN THE WFWF
They called him.
No one could really dispute that claim.
Change can be good. Change can be bad. its not about who can out do the other, its all about who can steal the show. Win, lose, or Draw, its all about stealing the show. If you can do that than you are the man.
You can be the most over guy and yet be more over than a champion.
World
International
National
X-Rated
Hardcore
Tag Team
Intergalactic Spaceman
Orgy
Asshat
Woman's
Those are just titles.
Titles mean nothing.
Nicknames mean nothing.
Backgrounds mean nothing.
The Fans.
The Fans are the ones to make you.
Without them, you are nothing.
The Man, Woman, Child, Animal, Janitor, Barney from upstairs. Those are the ones to make you.
Titles are just titles.
They come and go.
Championships.
Championships are just championships.
You win one.
That just gets you in the books.
But not the history books...........
Revolution.
One More Time.
One More 'Gain.
That is again but with the A. Know what I'm saying G.
I heard that in a song once or twice or maybe I heard it in a movie. I really dont know.
What am I saying? I have honestly no clue what is going around here any more.
Dogs Fighting Dogs.
ZMaster vs Dex in a Mask vs Mask match.
The maid is getting fired.
Quint from Jaws is still dead.
Its all crazy. Its like "What the hell is a marquee doing here? Its crazy"
Then again, I'm crazy.
Your crazy.
Everyone is crazy.
Everyone poops by the way.
Poops are good.
Especially after Taco Bell.
Off track. stay on Track.
Stay on Target.
Use The Force.
All That Jazz.
Not jazz hands though.
Not trying to be a Pedo.
So yeah. Had to get that off my chest. Lot of weight has been lifting. Its almost like I died, saw Jesus's eyes, and then came back to fight the devil.
I swear that's in the bible somewhere.
Reverend Shadow would know.
He always knows.
I can trust him.
I can trust me.
I can trust them.
Cant trust you.
Cant Trust You.
CANT TRUST YOU.
The Three Blind Mice.
The Three Stooges.
The Three Non-Blondes.
Unless Dex is blonde under there.
I bet he is a ginger.
My money's on the Ginger.
Hell, I'm a ginger.
My son is a ginger.
He will eat your soul.
He's a little Soul Eater.
I'm just a sammich eater.
Not Crow though.
Dont eat crow.
Taste nasty.
Stringy like Squirrel.
Sweet like Raccoon.
Sh*tty like poop.
Poop.
Mr Poop Man
With his poop mouth.
The Kid.
The Pawn.
The Bishop.
The Ultimate Chess game.
Kinda like Cards Against Humanity or Apples to Apples.
This will be dysfunctional and all kinds of f*cked up.
Kinda like the Challenger, Helen Keller, and Hitler cards.
This will be a train wreck with a capitol C and F.
Wont be my first.
Wont be my last.
Its not like I'm gonna injure myself.
Not this late in the game.
DONT BLOW A QUAD.
CANNOT BLOW A QUAD.
Dont have time for it.
I do have time for drinking mountain dew and kicking ass.
I'm almost out of mountain drew and I refuse to drink diet.
No diet for this hero.
I need meat.
I need food.
Feed Me More.
Wait a minute?
I cannot use that line.
Dont wanna get sued by the guys "up north", though we have been sued by them before.
Remember the time that the WFWF was gonna be in a war against the Jackass Guys?
Well you shouldnt.
Remember when Obo and Percy bought a RV?
Remember when there was a guy named Crazy Shane?
Remember when there was a New Blood Tournament that never ended?
Remember when I was International Champion?
Remember when I beat Thunder for it?
Remember when I lost it to Johnny Valentine?
Remember how I lost it?
I GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD.
I WAS NEVER PINNED. I NEVER SUBMITTED
THE REFEREE CALLED FOR THE BELL.
I NEVER GOT MY REMATCH.
I'm finally getting my rematch.
The last time I ever had a shot at the championship, George W Bush was still in office.
Dick Chaney was still being a Dick.
There was a war in Iraq and Afghanistan.... (those still may be going on. Not too sure. Havent watched the news in a while.)
Back to the point, its been a very long time.
Too long.
I've watched.
I've waited.
I never begged.
I never asked.
I never demanded.
Someone likes me.
Hell, THEY LOVE ME.
I must have got voted in.
That or its almost time to put me out of my misery. I'm the horse in the pasture that is just waiting.
I'm waiting for my time to be up.
It should have been over years ago.
This is my chance.
This is one of my last chances to show that this old horse still has some new tricks.
Would I love to wear Gold once again? HELL YES.
Will I win the Gold this time? Probably not. The people wants to see it but the "POWERS" dont want to see it.
They want young blood.
They want a Crow.
They want a Dex.
They want a Bishop.
They want new.
They want to brainwash these kids.
They want to start a "Order"
They dont want guys like me to have it.
I've worked hard for almost 10 years now.
I think its time again.
I gotta show them.
I gotta show them I still have it.
I gotta show them I Crave this.
I gotta show them I need.....
I gotta stop myself right there.
With all things considered. I dont need this belt. I'm already a champion. I've been a champion for a very long time. I've done things that no other has accomplished in the WFWF.
I've innovated.
I've invented.
I've introverted. (think that's right, just needed another "I" word)
All I want is to shut these guys up.
I want Crow to speak. I wanna make him say he was wrong.
I want Dex to reveal pour his heart out to me saying he was wrong.
I want Bishop.
I WANT BISHOP.
I WANT TO SHUT THAT LITTLE PUNK UP!!!!!
This is my Pre-Superbrawl showdown. I'm gonna steal the show and whoever his girlfriend is then I'm gonna pawn the girlfriend off to Crow or Dex to which ever one wants her the most.
What more can I say?
Its been a very long time.
I've paid my dues.
I've ran the roads.
I've slept light nights.
I've partied long days.
I want one last run.
I want this one for the people.
I want to win this for them.
I've already won it for me.
Its time to give back.
Its time to shine more more 'gain.
I want to hear them chant.
I want to hear them scream.
I want the roar.
I want the applause.
Crow, Dex, Bishop, you are about to have the best match of each of your careers.
I'm gonna make the three of you famous.
One More Time.
One More 'Gain.
That is again but with the A. Know what I'm saying G.
I heard that in a song once or twice or maybe I heard it in a movie. I really dont know.
What am I saying? I have honestly no clue what is going around here any more.
Dogs Fighting Dogs.
ZMaster vs Dex in a Mask vs Mask match.
The maid is getting fired.
Quint from Jaws is still dead.
Its all crazy. Its like "What the hell is a marquee doing here? Its crazy"
Then again, I'm crazy.
Your crazy.
Everyone is crazy.
Everyone poops by the way.
Poops are good.
Especially after Taco Bell.
Off track. stay on Track.
Stay on Target.
Use The Force.
All That Jazz.
Not jazz hands though.
Not trying to be a Pedo.
So yeah. Had to get that off my chest. Lot of weight has been lifting. Its almost like I died, saw Jesus's eyes, and then came back to fight the devil.
I swear that's in the bible somewhere.
Reverend Shadow would know.
He always knows.
I can trust him.
I can trust me.
I can trust them.
Cant trust you.
Cant Trust You.
CANT TRUST YOU.
The Three Blind Mice.
The Three Stooges.
The Three Non-Blondes.
Unless Dex is blonde under there.
I bet he is a ginger.
My money's on the Ginger.
Hell, I'm a ginger.
My son is a ginger.
He will eat your soul.
He's a little Soul Eater.
I'm just a sammich eater.
Not Crow though.
Dont eat crow.
Taste nasty.
Stringy like Squirrel.
Sweet like Raccoon.
Sh*tty like poop.
Poop.
Mr Poop Man
With his poop mouth.
The Kid.
The Pawn.
The Bishop.
The Ultimate Chess game.
Kinda like Cards Against Humanity or Apples to Apples.
This will be dysfunctional and all kinds of f*cked up.
Kinda like the Challenger, Helen Keller, and Hitler cards.
This will be a train wreck with a capitol C and F.
Wont be my first.
Wont be my last.
Its not like I'm gonna injure myself.
Not this late in the game.
DONT BLOW A QUAD.
CANNOT BLOW A QUAD.
Dont have time for it.
I do have time for drinking mountain dew and kicking ass.
I'm almost out of mountain drew and I refuse to drink diet.
No diet for this hero.
I need meat.
I need food.
Feed Me More.
Wait a minute?
I cannot use that line.
Dont wanna get sued by the guys "up north", though we have been sued by them before.
Remember the time that the WFWF was gonna be in a war against the Jackass Guys?
Well you shouldnt.
Remember when Obo and Percy bought a RV?
Remember when there was a guy named Crazy Shane?
Remember when there was a New Blood Tournament that never ended?
Remember when I was International Champion?
Remember when I beat Thunder for it?
Remember when I lost it to Johnny Valentine?
Remember how I lost it?
I GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD.
I WAS NEVER PINNED. I NEVER SUBMITTED
THE REFEREE CALLED FOR THE BELL.
I NEVER GOT MY REMATCH.
I'm finally getting my rematch.
The last time I ever had a shot at the championship, George W Bush was still in office.
Dick Chaney was still being a Dick.
There was a war in Iraq and Afghanistan.... (those still may be going on. Not too sure. Havent watched the news in a while.)
Back to the point, its been a very long time.
Too long.
I've watched.
I've waited.
I never begged.
I never asked.
I never demanded.
Someone likes me.
Hell, THEY LOVE ME.
I must have got voted in.
That or its almost time to put me out of my misery. I'm the horse in the pasture that is just waiting.
I'm waiting for my time to be up.
It should have been over years ago.
This is my chance.
This is one of my last chances to show that this old horse still has some new tricks.
Would I love to wear Gold once again? HELL YES.
Will I win the Gold this time? Probably not. The people wants to see it but the "POWERS" dont want to see it.
They want young blood.
They want a Crow.
They want a Dex.
They want a Bishop.
They want new.
They want to brainwash these kids.
They want to start a "Order"
They dont want guys like me to have it.
I've worked hard for almost 10 years now.
I think its time again.
I gotta show them.
I gotta show them I still have it.
I gotta show them I Crave this.
I gotta show them I need.....
I gotta stop myself right there.
With all things considered. I dont need this belt. I'm already a champion. I've been a champion for a very long time. I've done things that no other has accomplished in the WFWF.
I've innovated.
I've invented.
I've introverted. (think that's right, just needed another "I" word)
All I want is to shut these guys up.
I want Crow to speak. I wanna make him say he was wrong.
I want Dex to reveal pour his heart out to me saying he was wrong.
I want Bishop.
I WANT BISHOP.
I WANT TO SHUT THAT LITTLE PUNK UP!!!!!
This is my Pre-Superbrawl showdown. I'm gonna steal the show and whoever his girlfriend is then I'm gonna pawn the girlfriend off to Crow or Dex to which ever one wants her the most.
What more can I say?
Its been a very long time.
I've paid my dues.
I've ran the roads.
I've slept light nights.
I've partied long days.
I want one last run.
I want this one for the people.
I want to win this for them.
I've already won it for me.
Its time to give back.
Its time to shine more more 'gain.
I want to hear them chant.
I want to hear them scream.
I want the roar.
I want the applause.
Crow, Dex, Bishop, you are about to have the best match of each of your careers.
I'm gonna make the three of you famous.
2007 was the year.
Thunder was the before.
----------
Valentine was the after.
2014 was the year.
Crow was the before.
----------
Bishop was the after.
Guess there was a between.
That was the common factor.
He was the right man at the right time.
He was The Unknown Factor.
He was the hero they deserved and got.
He did it for them.
That is something you could always say about that guy.
He always was in it for the fun.
He didnt care where he was.
All that mattered was that he could walk the walk.
BEST IN THE WFWF
They called him.
No one could really dispute that claim.
