famdamuxwl
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Post by famdamuxwl on Mar 13, 2014 0:27:59 GMT -5
I'm atheist. However, since Daniel Bryan started the YES MOVEMENT. Why not start a new religion??? Instead of a Christian. I would be a Danielson.
What is a Danielson?
- You would attend the service every Sunday
- The service would be around 1 hour
- The service starts off with everyone chanting YES! for 15 minutes straight
- Then we are treated to a Daniel Bryan classic match on the BIG SCREEN
- After the match is over we start chanting Daniel Bryan for 15 minutes straight
- Then after that... Daniel Bryan comes on the screen and gives us all some words of wisdom
- The service closes with everyone chanting YES again for another 15 minutes
- Then we all go home
I would love to do something like that. I think I found my new religion. I'm a Danielson.
So my question is to everyone.
Would you join this religion?
And another questions is
How has Daniel Bryan our Savior changed your life?
#BELIEVE in DANIEL BRYAN!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 0:36:49 GMT -5
There's no proof to show that Daniel Bryan exists.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Mar 13, 2014 0:40:50 GMT -5
I'd rather be a part of McMahonism.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 0:41:17 GMT -5
 There is only one God. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 0:47:12 GMT -5
I remember my first beer.
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weaseltv
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Post by weaseltv on Mar 13, 2014 0:50:42 GMT -5
WWE has Christian AND Danielson....
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Post by Irish Wrestling Entertainment on Mar 13, 2014 0:51:43 GMT -5
What a class thread.
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weaseltv
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Post by weaseltv on Mar 13, 2014 0:56:22 GMT -5
fine.... ... we can have Sheamunites too  |
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Post by slappy on Mar 13, 2014 1:00:13 GMT -5
I'm a Roman Catholic.  |
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Post by Irish Wrestling Entertainment on Mar 13, 2014 1:07:37 GMT -5
fine.... ... we can have Sheamunites too Sheamunites Roman Catholics Danielsons What is happening, Christians?  It looks like the faith is imploding from within! There is only one God. You have this tattooed on your back.. don't you? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 1:11:47 GMT -5
Your arms are too short to box with Daniel Bryan.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 1:20:09 GMT -5
I'm a Roman Catholic. Damn, that is clever. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 1:27:10 GMT -5
As nice as this sounds, the dark lord Satan would be displeased with my change in faith.
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weaseltv
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Post by weaseltv on Mar 13, 2014 1:40:08 GMT -5
I think people are waiting to consult the book of Austin to decide who to follow...
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Post by slappy on Mar 13, 2014 2:09:35 GMT -5
I think people are waiting to consult the book of Austin to decide who to follow... Like the Bible, I'd assume the Book of Austin has a book of Romans. Therefore Roman Reigns > all. |
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Post by Jack on Mar 13, 2014 2:12:47 GMT -5
Every day now we receive these kind off threads. Sigh.
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Post by adzy on Mar 13, 2014 3:02:28 GMT -5
Chris Masterfarianism?
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Post by The Mask of Truth on Mar 13, 2014 3:52:52 GMT -5
Whoa, your taking your obsession with Daniel Bryan a little too far. Lol
With that said....IN BEFORE THE LOCK!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 4:19:03 GMT -5
Vintage WFigs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 4:23:21 GMT -5
I am a devout attendee of the Intercontinental Church Of Macho Man Randy Savage and I will not let your filth effect my faith in the Holy Savage.
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