DATE 10/9/14
Attendance: 1 ostrich
Arena-Farmer Joe's Barn
Dann: LADIES And Gentlemen, WELCOME TO NTTEW and Folks WE FINALLY got a TV Deal but the Attendance in this barn is Shocking
Bonaduci: That is right as we broke our Record and have 1 ostrich Lets go to Jimmy Fallon for more Details
Fallon: Yes Dann and Danny we this ostrich here tonight and sir are ready for this action we have tonight?
Ostrich:........MuHEEEEEEHEHHEH
Fallon: Alright back to you Dann and Danny
Bonaduci: Thanks Fallon Lets go to our First Contest for the NTTEW Tag Team Championship lets go to our Ring announcer John Cena!
Cena: Ladies and Yabodoers and THE KIIDS This Contest is Scheduled for ONE FALL and is a 4 Team NTTEW Tag Team CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Cena: Introducing First From SUPER MARIO WORLD LUIGI AND MARIO THE SUPER PLUMBER BROS.
Dann: Well There is our first tag team coming from NO-DQ Caw Is the Super Plumber Bros. Mario and Luigi Plumber going into the Tag Title Picture with a good idea on how to win.
Cena: And they're opponents From technically Dallas Texas, Kane Bearer and The American Bad-Ass Mark Calloway,THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
Bonaduci: ahh i like these guys Kane and Calloway a great half brother Tag team but will They be able to win the Tag Belts.
Cena: AND Introducing the Final Opponents, May Accompanied by Reverend Devon, Mohammed Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr.,THEEE RIGGGHT.
Bonaduci: Okay we know who will not win this match.
Dann: I have to agree with this these men The Right are too peaceful except for Devon.
Bonaduci: Yeah that guy is a bit rough.
Match Begins,Mario spears Kane and does punches on top while Lugi Does a Spinning Heel kick to Martin Luther King Jr., Mohamed Gandhi Takes a Chokeslam by Mark Calloway, Then Luigi Does a Spinning Heel Kick to Calloway, Mario and Luigi do a double rolling senton to Bearer,Luigi goes for the cover 1.2.KICK-OUT Luigi does a Leg Drop on Bearer then Calloway DDTs Mario,Luigi does a super kick, Calloway dodges Chockeslams Luigi Goes for the cover 1,2,KICK-OUT.Kane gets Up, Kane and Mark go for the double Chockeslam to Mario They Nail It But Gandhi Distracts Kane, Kane Chokes him But then MLK Pushes Taker into Kane and knocks him out of the ring MLK for the Roll Up 1,2,3 DING DING
WINNERS The Right Defeated SPB and BOD NEW TAG Champs
Dann: oh my God The Right..They WON!
Bonaduci: ahh man we both lost the bet.
Dann: Yeah now we have to give 100 bucks to Fallon
Fallon: YES!
Devon: OH MY BROTHER TESTFY
{Commercial Break}
Dann: Alright Folks we're back again and wow what a Tag match
Danny Bonaduci: Yeah well we got a NTTEW Heisenberg Championship in a Battle Royal and man 6 men will enter 1 will Leave as the one who knocks
Dann: Here we GOO
Cena: Ladies and Gentleman this is a 6 man over the top rope battle royal and is for the Heisenberg Championship,Introducing First From Dudleyvile,Bubba Ray and Spike
ADR: "Damas y caballeros, en el camino hacia el cuadrilátero, él es el hombre que le mete terror a los corazones de todos sus oponentes: ¡Alberto del Rodriguez
Bonaduci: Please tell me I'm having a nightmare.
Dann: you aren't that really is a manifestation of Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez.
Cena: RG3!
Dann: RG3 is ready because when that Super Third Punch Hits one of these guys will...
Bonaduci: J.O.B
Dann: Thats Right
Cena: And the Final Participants from Seattle Washington Both members of the Seahawks, Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch!
Dann: ALLRIGHT THATS MY TEAM MY TEAM
Bonaduci: Don't Forget thats Also MY TEAM
Match Begins:Marsh Lynch Immediately Tackles RG3 out of the ring which also takes himself out:Both RG3 and Marshawn Lynch are
Eliminated!:
Dann: Both RG3 and Marshawn are beating the living hell out of each other!
Bonaduci: why did Marshawn take himself out?
Dann: Probably because we beat them in Monday Night Football and to add insult to injury!
4 Men Remaining(ADR,Dudley's and Russel Wilson)
Match Continues, Bully Goes after ADR with a Headlock,ADR reverse's into a waist-lock and slams him face first ,grounding Headlock locked in then lifts him up but Bully Reverses it into a Russian Leg Sweep
, Bully Lifts Him up, Eye Rake By Del Rodriguez, then drop kicks the back of Bully's Head, Bully's Hanging on to the ropes Del Rodriguez then clothesline him, still haning goes for superkick Bully Dodges goes for a Bully Buster it connects throws ADR Out.
Alberto Del Rodriguez is
ELIMINATEDMeanwhile while that happened,Match Continues Wilson Punches Spike Spike Ducks Reverse Rana, but due to Russ having a helmet on he just throws spike out of the 6 sided ring while waiting for Bully and ADR to finish up
Spike is
EliminatedThen DangeRuss trys to Lariat Bully but Bully Dodges than bully does a Bully Cutter Russ Sells it and goes over the top
Danger Russle Wilson is EliminatedCena: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner and New Heisenberg Champion Bully RAY! Dann: Well I guess Bully's do always win
Danny: Well No duh i win the bet give me my hundred Fallon
Fallon: NEVER!
Dann: Go ahead Bonaduci you do interviews
{Commercial Break}
Bonaduci: Well here i am with the Giant now Giant you have a World Championship Match tonight with HHH, Chris Benoit's Ghoast, Link and Edge in a Championship Scramble tonight what are your thoughts.
Giant:Well-
Link interupts
Link: Well What Giant, guess what tonight i take what is mine the NTTE Championship and make my name know through the Hyrule Ages
Giant: Aren't you already famous in Hyrule.
Link: Thats not the point sucka see ya.
{Commercial Break}
Attendence update 7,000 people
Dann: Wow holy crap We have broken our record in one night i guess people really want to see the Title match Tonight
Silence
Dann: Oh yeah i'm by myself
Dann: What the Hell!?
Vince McRusso: Well I guess im with you tonight
Dann: WHO the HELL ARE YOU?
I'm Vince McRusso
Dann: Okay don't explain
Cena: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall introducing The Elf from Hyrule The OG Princess Savior LINK
Dann: The OG Princess Savior really
Vince: I thought of that.
Dann: Why.
Vince: I thought a Mario vs Link Fued would be awesome
Dann: Yeah that does
And From Tampa Bay Florida The Son of Andre he is Paul The Giant
Dann: Welp Paul The GIant and Link will Start this
Vince: Poor Giant Link's Gonna Kill him
Dann: WHAT?
Vince oh yeah Link has a Sword
DANN: WHAT?
?
SInce this match will Take Forever
1st Fall Giant 0:20 via Knockout
2nd Fall Link 4:20 via Knee Cut Pin
Dann: Here Comes Chris Benoit's Ghost
3rd Fall Giant Knock out to Link 6:21
4th Fall CBGs Ghost Taking over Links Soul 6:57
Dann: Wow Nobody has touched Benoits Ghost yet
5th Fall: Link Via Pinning The Ghost when he fell asleep 10:00
Vince: Here comes EDGE
6th Fall: EDGE makeing Link Tapout 11:45
7th Fall: CBG via pinning The Giant who is still on the ground from Leg Decapitation 11:53
8th Fall: Edge Pinning CBG 12:08
9th Fall: CBG pinning The Giant 12:11
10th Fall: The Giant Pinning Link 12:18
11th Fall: HHH Pinning Link 16:43
12th Fall: CBG Making HHH Tapout 19:08
13th and Final Fall
LINK Pinning CBG Via Hyrule Slam (Sitout Assult Driver)
John Cena: Your WINNER AND NEW NTTE CHAMPION LINK
Dann: Thank You Everyone for Joining us thank you and Good Night.
