Post by ICW on May 26, 2006 15:33:31 GMT -5
(The scene shows a big room with a small press conference stage set up with a podium in the middle with a microphone attached to a cord. Jim Ross steps up to the podium and address a small group of reporters.)
JR: Hello everyone and thank you for coming to a impromptu press conference, as it was called for by Bret Hart and The New Hart Foundation. I do not know the nature of this conference so hopefully he all find out what is the meaning of this. So with out further ado, I introduce to you Bret Hart and the New Hart Foundation.
(The Hart Foundation music plays from a stereo. The camera focus on a side curtain to see the arrival of the New Hart Foundation. Then out walks Shawn Michaels, wearing a leather jacket over a Bret Hart shirt. He also has Bret’s trademark pink sunglasses. Behind him walks out Roaddogg, wearing a fake goatee like Rob Conway. Bill Gunn follows with fake hair down his chin like Jim Neidhart. X-Pac as Christian, which surprises some people. Michaels steps up to the podium and looks at X-Pac.)
HBK: Christian… what the hell are you doing with Bret Fart and the New Fart Foundation? You got kicked out last week!
X-Pac: Oh **** dude. My fault. (X-Pac leaves.)
Bret “The Bitch man” Fart: Now onto more important matters. Tonight I called for a special press conference because I have to say something to D-Generation X. Ya see Bret “The Bitch man” Fart and the New Fart Foundation are very upset. Ya see Bret Fart is sick and tired of DX playing their stupid seven grade games. I plan to kick Shawn Michaels ass at Wrestle Mania I in the street fight. Why because I am Canadian and everyone knows that Canadians RULE! Shawn, do you think I forgot what you did to me in 1997? You screwed me and I'm STILL crying about it!
Rob Cumway: Damn straight!
Bret “The Bitch man” Fart: Aren’t you American? Never mind…
Billy Neidhart: Look. It’s plan simple Shawn Michaels! Bret Fart is gonna whop your ass!
Bret Fart: Look. Right now I am being serious. (Shawn removes his leather jacket, Bret Hart shirt, and his pink sunglasses. Shawn has a DX shirt on now. The rest of D-X remove their fake apparel and reveal their DX shirts.)
HBK: Bret Hart, it’s real simple. I am gonna whip your ass. Bret, New Hart Foundation. DX has two words for ya… SUCK IT!
(DX leaves as Jim Ross apologues to the group of reporters. Our screen fades as we go off the air.)
