Post by ICW on Jun 14, 2006 18:02:05 GMT -5
(Our cameras are in a dark and filthy alley where stray cats roam and garbage flood the streets. Our cameras pan around the alley and then suddenly focus on a man with a black towel resting on his head and this man is leaning against a graffiti covered wall. This man is Taz. Taz has his towel draped over his face. Taz begins to speak.)
Taz: Sunday, March 25, 2007 I go into the biggest match of my God damn career. Last Man Standing match. It fits so well for us doesn’t Sandman. Think about it, I won our street fight at The Royal Rumble, and you won our Falls Count anywhere match at Guilty as Charged. Were all tied up Sandman. Whose gonna be the last man standing? Whose gonna walk out the Hammerstein ball room and be called the ICW Hardcore Champion? I swear to God Sandman it’s gonna be me.
(Taz stops leaning against the wall and steps up close to the camera.)
Taz: We are gonna put our bodies threw utter hell. I don’t care if I up my neck more than it already is. I will do whatever the it takes to destroy you Sandman, you a**hole. You keep telling the fans and the boys in the back that I aint the Taz of old. I aint the Taz of ECW. Is that what you think, Sandman? Let me tell you something brotha, I can still kick your white, drunk ass.
(Taz raises his hands to the camera.)
Taz: Do you see these hands? Just with these two hands, I will choke your ing ass out. I will make you turn blue and make you gasp for air. And then your **** ass is gonna tap out and guess what Sandman, I won’t let go of the choke hold. I’m gonna Tazmission your ass. You really want the Taz of ECW to be unleashed? Do you really want it? Be carefull of what you wish for, because Sandman at Wrestle Mania your gonna get the ECW Taz. I hope your white, redneck ass is ready. Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you.
(Taz turns his back to the camera and walks away. Our cameras fade away.)