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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 16:04:48 GMT -5
So, I thought this could be a fun thread.
Pretend you're Vince Russo. You're out of touch, racist, hate women, and say bro a lot. You've been re-signed to WWE and it's time to help destroy another company. What do you do?
-The thing Shane has in the lockbox is Vince's script for the incest storyline with him and Steph. Worked shoot, bro!
-Roman Reigns Jackhammers Stephanie into a table backstage for no real reason...and he's the face, bro!
-Have John Cena tell his opponents he's going to bury them.
-Put Dean Ambrose in a legitimate insane asylum for a few weeks like they did with Flair.
-Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and is committed to Dean's same asylum. Except, Finn is actually crazy cause he thinks he's a demon or something. Then he escapes and returns as a monster heel.
-Hire Jeff Jarrett.
-Roman Reigns refuses to follow the script because he's not a John Cena copycat!
-Bray Wyatt is revealed to be Roman Reigns' real father because he's God or something.
-Titus O' Neil returns and starts the Nation of Domination 2.0. Wfigs rejoices.
Remember, this is supposed to be intentionally bad and for fun...so, I'm curious to hear yours.
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Post by Sizzle on Mar 5, 2016 16:10:27 GMT -5
Kalisto unmasks to reveal his true self, gay stylist Kal Isto.
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Post by Next Man’s Yeeter on Mar 5, 2016 16:12:05 GMT -5
 Vintage Russo! Sadly, I would happily take these ideas over the stagnant HHH/Vince 2016 creative. I'd actually love it if the week after WrestleMania, they put Russo in charge of writing the shows for three months. His terrible, terrible nonsense would be interesting for a while, and then watching them spend the next nine months trying to reverse all the damage in time for WrestleMania 33 should be fun too. |
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Post by JC Motors on Mar 5, 2016 16:33:57 GMT -5
Hire Dixie Carter to run Raw
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Post by Mark Martin on Mar 5, 2016 16:45:11 GMT -5
Put the WWE Championship on Kevin James.
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Post by marino13 on Mar 5, 2016 16:50:39 GMT -5
Paul Heyman reveals he had an affair with Brock's mother 30+ years ago. And that he is Brock's biological father!
Charlotte vs Becky vs Sasha in a Ric Flair on a pool match.
Sin Cara is a Mexican drug lord hiding from the FBI under the mask.
Dean Ambrose has bipolar disorder and doesn't know what he does for a living. Is he an ambulance driver? A policeman? A Fruit of a Loom tank top model?
Bo Dallas is transgender.
Ryback, Victor, & Tyson Kidd are all members of a boy band.
That is all I got for now.
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Post by Gone. on Mar 5, 2016 16:57:03 GMT -5
 Bray would sister Abigail chicken necks. Didn't you see the video? |
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Post by dylan on Mar 5, 2016 17:14:16 GMT -5
Bray would sister Abigail chicken necks. Didn't you see the video? Only after a bucket of chicken necks on a poll match! |
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Mar 5, 2016 17:34:17 GMT -5
So, I thought this could be a fun thread. Pretend you're Vince Russo. You're out of touch, racist, hate women, and say bro a lot. You've been re-signed to WWE and it's time to help destroy another company. What do you do? -The thing Shane has in the lockbox is Vince's script for the incest storyline with him and Steph. Worked shoot, bro! -Roman Reigns Jackhammers Stephanie into a table backstage for no real reason...and he's the face, bro! -Have John Cena tell his opponents he's going to bury them. -Put Dean Ambrose in a legitimate insane asylum for a few weeks like they did with Flair. -Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and is committed to Dean's same asylum. Except, Finn is actually crazy cause he thinks he's a demon or something. Then he escapes and returns as a monster heel. -Hire Jeff Jarrett. -Roman Reigns refuses to follow the script because he's not a John Cena copycat! -Bray Wyatt is revealed to be Roman Reigns' real father because he's God or something. -Titus O' Neil returns and starts the Nation of Domination 2.0. Wfigs rejoices. Remember, this is supposed to be intentionally bad and for fun...so, I'm curious to hear yours. Do you realise that all of that sounds better than what we currently get?
The Finn Balor and Ambrose ideas would be fantasy booking.
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Post by Sizzle on Mar 5, 2016 17:37:39 GMT -5
Recently signed Noelle Foley becomes Womankind.
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Post by cmiller79 on Mar 5, 2016 18:02:31 GMT -5
Roman reigns and Kevin Owens positions would have been switched starting with the rumble match
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Post by Kanenite on Mar 5, 2016 18:05:11 GMT -5
Bray would sister Abigail chicken necks. Didn't you see the video? Only after a bucket of chicken necks on a poll match! Lana with the hair down. Ziggler with the hair up. |
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Post by HandsomeHollywood on Mar 5, 2016 18:19:04 GMT -5
Adam Rose is repackaged as a shaolin ninja and wins the WWE title.
Joey Mercurys is repackaged as CM Drunk and WWE is sued.
The Rock is brought in to challenge for Adam Rose's WWE title. Rose lies down ala JJ. Rock never returns to WWE again.
Shane and Taker don't wrestle, just shake hands and become a team to overthrow Vince.
Eva Marie goes over Owens and wins the Intercontinental championship.
K-Fed returns to face Rose, after he wins WWE title he immediately drops to Reigns, who immediately drops to Cena and we're back to normal.
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Post by DIESEL on Mar 5, 2016 18:24:17 GMT -5
Current WWE is already bad enough.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 18:26:28 GMT -5
"TYSON KIDD! BRO, I'M NOT HERE TO PAY YOU TO SIT ON YOUR ASS. IF YOU WANT A JOB WITH WWE, WHETHER YOUR NECK IS  ED OR NOT, BRO, YOU WILL GET BACK IN TO THIS RING AND WRESTLE THE MIZ IN A NATTIE WILSON-NEIDHART ON A POLE MATCH RIGHT NOW!" |
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Post by jakksking1 on Mar 5, 2016 18:44:39 GMT -5
Roman Reigns HHH opens Mania. Reigns lays down for HHH and He confusingly pins him. Later on in the night, Russo cuts a confusing promo and says the real main event of Mania will be a Samoan on a Pole Match for the now vacant WWE title (Sika on a forklift, of course) between Reigns and the Irish Leprechaun Finneus Balor. Reigns wins when Stephanie interferes and helps Reigns lower Sika for the win. Stephanie and Roman make out mid ring celebrating their victory.
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Post by Gone. on Mar 5, 2016 19:48:01 GMT -5
Only after a bucket of chicken necks on a poll match! Lana with the hair down. Ziggler with the hair up. Ziggler with the bun haha. |
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Post by mikey1974 on Mar 5, 2016 20:01:46 GMT -5
- Steph turns on Triple H at Mania,helps Roman Reigns win. Then announces on Raw the next night she's filed divorce papers on Trips and is now dating Roman.
- Dean Ambrose would be a 17 time Hardcore Champion by now.
- Paul Heyman has such an interest in Brock Lesnar because, 39 some years ago he slept with Brock's mother. Heyman is Brock's REAL father!
- Kane and the Wyatts would alternate weeks setting someone on fire.
- Undertaker would be wrestling Shane McMahon at the upcoming PPV .... oh,wait!
- Kalisto is the real Rey Mysterio. The one we've seen for decades was a fake, who's now dead.
- Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch in a Bran & Panties, Loser Sleeps with Ric Flair match at Mania. And,of course, Charlotte loses.
- Kevin Owens and Big Show trade the IC Title back and forth on 5 consecutive Raw's.
- Val Venis named Commissioner of WWE.
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Post by Sizzle on Mar 5, 2016 20:39:27 GMT -5
- Steph turns on Triple H at Mania,helps Roman Reigns win. Then announces on Raw the next night she's filed divorce papers on Trips and is now dating Roman. - Dean Ambrose would be a 17 time Hardcore Champion by now. - Paul Heyman has such an interest in Brock Lesnar because, 39 some years ago he slept with Brock's mother. Heyman is Brock's REAL father! - Kane and the Wyatts would alternate weeks setting someone on fire. - Undertaker would be wrestling Shane McMahon at the upcoming PPV .... oh,wait! - Kalisto is the real Rey Mysterio. The one we've seen for decades was a fake, who's now dead. - Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch in a Bran & Panties, Loser Sleeps with Ric Flair match at Mania. And,of course, Charlotte loses. - Kevin Owens and Big Show trade the IC Title back and forth on 5 consecutive Raw's. - Val Venis named Commissioner of WWE.  |
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Mar 5, 2016 20:55:01 GMT -5
Do you guys realise how awesome your joke ideas sound? Maybe Russo should return because the WWE is so stale atm maybe he could shake things up.
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